If you run into Professor Taylor, consider her to be armed & dangerous. Call campus security immediately! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
Are we too late to say something about Covfefe or whatever?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
Finals are just around the corner, folks! Please don’t cheat, but if you do and your parents are rich, we’d like a new building, so... #wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
Please Note that due to the release of “Wonder Woman” this weekend, Hudson’s IT Services may not be available due to decreased staffing.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson University provides free legal services to students? This benefit is one of the most used on campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
We are canceling tonight’s Josh Galloway appearance. Someone in Administration finally looked him up in Google. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
Crisis Averted: WiFi is back on the Hudson campus! Feel free to ignore those around you again! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
Wi-Fi is down around campus. Looks like you’ll have to look up from your iPads, laptops and cell phones and “talk” with your “friends”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
Good Morning, Hudson U! It’s Wednesday and the power is back on! We love AC! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
The power has been restored and the rabid squirrels neutralized. Good night, Hudson U!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
We can’t leave until the power issue is fixed. Send us pizza! #TrappedLikeRats
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
ALERT: The rabid squirrel’s friends are attacking campus electricians responding to the outage. Estimated Time of Restoration: TBD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
ALERT: A rabid squirrel wandered into an electrical box, shutting off power to North Campus. #NobodyPanic
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson University was ranked *safer* than Chuck E. Cheese? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2017
Our bookstore’s book buyback policies are not ‘akin to a Ponzi scheme’. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2017
Campus security is currently being deposed. You’re on your own for an hour, kids! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2017
Warning: The squirrels running through campus are acting more aggressive than usual today. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2017
Happy Tuesday, kids! It’s the last week of the semester, Finals begin next week! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2017
Did you eat the “BBQ” from the Bodega across from North Gate? Visit the Student Health Center immediately! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2017
Very few crimes were committed over the weekend, a decline of .15%! Keep up the good job, students! #StopCommittingCrimesHudsonU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2017
Spending the day outside? Why not cool off with a refreshing Royal Crown Cola? We’re the ONLY university whose official drink is RC Cola!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2017
Dining services at the dorms is limited today due to the holiday. Enjoy packaged snacks, cereal and PBJ sandwiches all day! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2017
We told management that we could pre-schedule our tweets and take the day off, but they refused. Thanks, Hudson U. Administration!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2017
Today is the day we remember our veterans and their sacrifices. And forget about all of the terrible things that happened at Hudson U!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2017
Having a nice weekend? Remember that finals are just around the corner! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2017
Happy Holiday Monday! Remember: most of campus is closed today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2017
Have you visited our beautiful Rose Garden lately? It’s been several weeks since anyone found a dead body in it! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2017
The Ledger story about corruption in the Hudson University pension fund is Fake News! #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2017
There’s a new book about Hudson University from true crime host Faith Yancy! #NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity http://pic.twitter.com/QgZetAIoXM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2017
Enjoy a slice at the campus Sbarro! Eat like a New Yorker! (Hudson University was contractually obligated to make that statement.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2017
Please Be Advised: Hudson University is a living trigger warning. #TriggerWarning
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2017
Happy Sunday! Enjoy the sun, there’s rain in the forecast for next week! #WeWishWeCouldHaveADayOff
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2017
Did you eat a hot dog from the bodega across from the South Gate? If so, get to the student health center immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2017
The water in the main fountain has been dyed red by pranksters. That is NOT blood.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2017
We have dis-invited Billy Tripley from speaking at the commencement ceremony for obvious reasons. Anyone know if Bill Cosby is available?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2017
Tonight at the #HudsonCineplex in Schiff Hall - “Murder Nun”. It’s about a nun who commits murders! All seats just $3 for students!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2017
Enjoying a nice sunny day around campus? That’s nice, because we wish we were too. #StuckTweetingWhileTheDeanVacationsInOrlando
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2017
It’s Saturday on a holiday weekend! What are we doing here? That’s a good question! We’d like to know the answer to that as well!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2017
Thank you, U.S. News & World Report for recognizing our top flight Forensic Sciences program! We're proud that students are dying to be a part of our Forensic Sciences Department!
We're proud of our university and plan to use this venue to spread the truth about our campus! Join us here and on Twitter as we debunk the myths about Hudson University and spread our story to a worldwide audience!
