Hey kids, don’t go buck wild in the bars tonight! We want a night without drunk & disorderly arrests!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
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Hey kids, don’t go buck wild in the bars tonight! We want a night without drunk & disorderly arrests!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
Web 5A: The Dark Web 2.0- Learn about carving out your own space on the dark web! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
We’re testing the campus murder siren. No need to panic!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
The Hudson Rose Garden is the perfect place for a wedding, party or to confront a smarmy professor who committed a crime! #HudsonRentals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
That class mentioned in the last tweet was not inspired by current events. Honest! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
PR 5A: Learn how to deal with a boss who keeps shooting himself in the foot Public Relations-wise. #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
Hudson Law School produces more prison lawyers than any other law school in the U.S.!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
Happy Friday! If you hear what sound like gun blasts, they’re most likely fireworks!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2017
Hudson University needs another yacht! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2017
What’s the optimal temperature for a wine cellar? Hudson is doing the research to tackle this important issue of the day! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2017
Please note: Hudson University does not sell discount tickets to Action Park. That guy who is selling them around campus is running a scam.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2017
Yeah, that last blatant ad skeeved us out too!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2017
Exciting News! Sbarro Pizza will be opening a pizzeria on campus this Fall! Genuine NY Pizza perfected in suburban mall food courts!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2017
#DidYouKnow the movie “Wall Street” was based on a composite of scandals committed by Hudson alumni and professors. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2017
Global Warming is causing catastrophic caviar shortages. Only Hudson is trying to figure out how to stop this tragedy! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2017
It’s Thursday and we’re stuck here tweeting while the Hudson legacies are summering in Europe... #NotBitter
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2017
We’ll truly name anything on campus after anyone for a donation- like the Tony Profaci urinal, located in Schiff Hall! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2017
ALERT: A Rogue Swarm of bees have taken over the Ken Taylor Memorial Glade. Please continue to avoid the area until further notice.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2017
#DidYouKnow Arkham Asylum as featured in the Batman franchise was inspired by Hudson University’s psychology department? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2017
Your donations will never be spent on lawsuit payouts! We use donations to pay our lawsuit insurance premiums! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2017
Our professor club could use more wood paneling and brandy snifters! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2017
Hey prospective students- New York is like one big theme park! One big rat infested theme park! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2017
Remember those old studies that said smoking was healthy? Let’s just say that big tobacco was very generous... #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2017
It’s Wednesday! Have you donated to Hudson lately? It’s tax deductible and comes with certain benefits. #ahem #wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2017
Our University President needs a new Lear jet! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
Hudson University is working on important things; like helping defense lawyers choose juries that will acquit their clients. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
Thanks 4 @bargaintown226 for donating to Hudson! In unrelated news, our recent employment study shows that minimum wage shouldn’t be raised.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
Is your company embattled or controversial? Cleanup your image with a donation to Hudson! We don’t care who gives us money! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
Do you want to support our world class criminal law school? Donate to Hudson! We don’t care where the money comes from! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
#DidYouKnow the majority of Hudson alumni who are currently incarcerated are in federal country club prisons? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
#DidYouKnow many of our students get to see SNL? (On TV...) #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
Did any prospective students see the professor being confronted by NYPD’s Major Crimes? That was an improv session, yeah it was an act!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
Happy Tuesday! Let’s keep up our record of no faculty arrests this week! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2017
Hudson U students have setup more dotcom startups on the dark web than any other University’s students.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2017
We have been forced to cancel Crew for the 2017-2018 school year. The entire team has been disqualified due to their many, many crimes.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2017
ALERT: We have not authorized that strange food truck that has been seen around campus. If you see it, please call 911.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson keeps its own paramedics and ambulances on campus? They are typically extremely busy...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2017
It’s not true that people who work at or attend Hudson can’t get life insurance. It’s just harder to find and more expensive.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2017
Contrary to rumors, Bernie Madoff did not attend Hudson U, but most of his staff did. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson inspires more ‘ripped from the headline’ plots on crime shows than any other University?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2017
It’s Monday, whether we like it or not! Today’s the last day to register for our CSI Certificate course! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2017
The Hudson football program is looking for walk-ons to fill out our roster this year. Half of the team is currently under indictment.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2017
#DidYouKnow? So many Hudson alumni worked at Enron in the 1990’s that they called Hudson “Enron North”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2017
#DidYouKnow “Tuorum Periculo” serves as both Hudson’s official Latin motto AND a disclaimer! #GoogleIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2017
Happy Sunday! It’s a quiet day- nobody has reported finding a body while jogging around campus, so please let’s keep it that way!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2017
The alumni magazine now features a section listing alums on trial and/or newly incarcerated.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2017
Wow, it gets real boring around here when class isn’t in session. Does anyone like..... stuff?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2017
Professor Smith might look like the guy who used to be the dorm janitor, but he’s a different person this week. Trust us!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2017
Hey Hudson students! Are you having a great summer? We’ve raised tuition, so you should probably get a summer job...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2017
It’s Saturday! Summer Session begins next week! Get your certificate in crime scene investigation! We’re number one in crime!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2017
Please avoid north quad- aggressive, feral cats are attacking the baked squirrels. #ItsAMess
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
Note to whomever was cultivating marijuana in the arboretum: the squirrels got into your stash and are aggressively looking for food.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
Note to the fraternities: it might be Friday, but it’s still too early to start drinking...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
Note: You must commit to spending several hours assisting campus security if you take Forensics 5A. They are VERY busy! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
Forensics 5A: Learn about the latest crime scene investigation methods by helping campus security investigate REAL crimes! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
We think that lady selling “chicken” out of her van is really selling fried pigeons. If you see her, please call campus security.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson University produces more serial killers than any other University in the WORLD? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
During the summer, Hudson is like a really boring theme park- a boring theme park where you might get killed. So it’s like Six Flags!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
Thank Goodness it’s Friday! Our managers aren’t paying attention, so who knows what we’ll tweet today?!?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2017
This #SVU has everything: stolen embryos, mother harvesting her daughter's eggs, courthouse shooting, dwarfs! https://t.co/nKh6Ge410c http://pic.twitter.com/tSyTrzpH4F
— Law & Order Podcast (@lawandorderpod) June 22, 2017
#DidYouKnow that next year’s crop of new professors have committed just a handful of felonies and only one alleged murder? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2017
Did you eat anything out of the rogue food truck parked near the south entrance? Please get to student health immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2017
Are you a former child star who is always in the tabloids because of drugs and sexcapades? Consider attending Hudson U! #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2017
Want to “win” a trip to Disneyland? Just tell NYC investigators the “truth” about our alleged misconduct!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson University is now safer than a rowdy Chuck E. Cheese?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2017
Contrary to rumors, we have not asked Redbox to remove movies based on famous Hudson murders. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2017
The person giving the “Hudson U. Murder Tour” is not affiliated with Hudson University.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2017
Happy Thursday! We found the security cart, so please stop trying to take down whoever is driving it today.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2017
#DidYouKnow that compared to the front steps of the NYC courthouse, Hudson University is one of the safest places in NYC?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
We’re replacing all admin telephones this week. Need to get in touch with someone? Wait until next week.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the climactic final scene of “Murder Frat House” was filmed in Hudson U’s quad?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
Hudson University officially urges you to cooperate with ADA Rafael Barba if he questions you. Tell him the “truth”. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
Our friend Faith Yancy is on campus, filming footage for “Murder U: A Faith Yancy True Crime Mystery”. Say hi if you see her!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
It’s really quiet out there this week. Good news for once, but pretty boring...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
Okay, we had one of our security vehicles stolen, so we’re no longer crime-free this week. :-(
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
If you see someone driving around in the Safe Campus Golf Cart, please call security immediately! The cart was stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
It’s Wednesday! Our campus has been crime-free all week! #SummerBreak
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2017
The Schiff Hall Computer Lab will be closed until further notice. All of the computers have been stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University alumni are pioneers on the dark web? We’re the Silicon Valley of the dark web!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2017
Due to cutbacks, we’re shutting off WiFi for the summer beginning this Friday. Hope you all have unlimited data!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2017
There’s a special appreciation party for campus security this afternoon! Please note that you will be on your own from 3:30PM - 5:00PM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2017
Mass Comm 210: Use social media to get a sympathetic jury pool! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2017
Are you a youth program leader looking for free activities? Hudson has museums open all summer long. Plus, campus is safer in the summer!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2017
More Summer Session courses! Psych 5: How to use multiple personalities to get multiple acquittals! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2017
It’s Tuesday! It’s #TacoTuesday, but since the dorms are closed, we’re not serving any, so find a Taco Bell or something! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2017
Due to weather conditions, exempt employees are heading home. Non-exempt staff can go home if they’re willing to forgo getting paid.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Campus Lake has been removed from the EPA’s superfund list because they’re eliminating most environmental protections?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2017
#DidYouKnow that with faculty & students away, Hudson now has the safest campus in the northeast!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2017
Are you a less wealthy student who needs a grade bump? Our inattentive faculty is away and our low paid staff are still working. #whistle
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2017
The great thing about summer- there are less process servers prowling campus these days! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2017
It’s humid and there will probably be lightning this evening! Remember, staff, you have to come in if you want to get paid! #FacultyVacation
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2017
Campus restaurants are all closed! With faculty abandoning campus and restaurants/services closed, aren’t you loving Hudson, staff?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2017
Happy Monday! We’re beginning our summer schedule on campus! Our faculty is leaving for exotic locales while our staff has to stay & work.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2017
Criminal Justice 5A- Learn how to choose a good defense attorney, how to make the PD aware of how important you are and more! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2017
Business Leadership 5A- Learn to play up tiny achievements, project your misdeeds onto rivals & blame others for your missteps! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2017
Hudson University is proud to announce exciting summer session courses! Want to spend a summer at Hudson? We dare you to!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2017
Hey dads, happy father’s day! With school out for the summer, you don’t have to worry about the “Hudson Curse”! Until September, that is!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2017
Demolition of the old Branch dorm begins Monday at 8AM. Students who forgot something after moving out may sift through the rubble at 5PM.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2017
With summer session, new student orientation and various maintenance & cleanup projects, we’re going to be tweeting all summer long!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2017
Happy Saturday! It’s dorm move out day! Are you ready to get out? If not, that’s too bad!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2017
Do you miss Hudson already? You can always tune into Investigation Discovery for your Hudson fix! Hudson is often featured on ID!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2017
Parents- honor your graduate by writing a huge donation check to Hudson U! Unlike tuition, donations are tax deductible!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2017
The commencement tickets currently being scalped on Craigslist are legitimate; we’re the ones trying to sell them.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2017
Tonight in Hudson’s Grand Hall: The 2017 Commencement Ceremony, featuring NYC DA Jack McCoy! Tomorrow: Finish up with finals & get out!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2017
Congratulations, Hudson graduates! You survived! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2017
‘Crooked H’? That sounds illegal! #HudsonUisTotallyInnocent https://t.co/FAV33jNorC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2017
Uh, we don’t know where to score some ‘crooked h’, but we might know a guy… *whistles innocently*
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2017
The quad has been reclaimed from the squirrels- all clear! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
Want a 4.0? Just work hard- or get your wealthy parents to donate a building. Either should work. #HudsonUFinals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
ATTN: If you own a green Prius, license plate DFT8766 parked in the Hudson East Lot, you left your lights on. And your car was stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
#DidYouKnow the character of Multiple Miggs in “Silence of the Lambs” was based on a composite of various former Hudson professors?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
Do you have a savings account with the Hudson Credit Union? We advise double-checking your statements this month. We were totally hacked.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
Please Note: A wild pack of possibly rabid squirrels have taken over the quad. Please avoid the area until further notice.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
Please stop calling Professor Kilter by the name “Professor Killer”. It freaks out prospective students & those charges were never proven.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University’s security department is the busiest of all the colleges in the United States? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
Seriously, don’t flip out and go on a rampage like so many did last year. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
It’s Thursday! Just three more days of finals! Did you get stuck with the last final while everyone else is packing up? Don’t flip out!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
Looking for a great gift for your Hudson Grad? Get him or her an Alumni T with our school motto in Latin- ‘Tuorum Periculo’! http://pic.twitter.com/z4pWHB3dNp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2017
Hudson University is no longer the most unsafe college in the U.S! We’re now the second most unsafe college! #SorryCracktonU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2017
Remember- the Dining Commons was disinfected, so head on over for some lunch! (Hudson is not responsible for food poisoning.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2017
#DidYouKnow that famed mystery author Jessica Fletcher has taught classes at Hudson? In fact, Hudson inspired many of her murder plots!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2017
On second thought, forget about that last tweet. (We googled Cliff Huxtable.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Doctor Cliff Huxtable got his medical degree at Hudson? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2017
Can you believe it’s almost the end of the school year? Congratulations for surviving another year at Hudson!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2017
Good Morning! Our Dining Commons is now 98% norovirus-free! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2017
#NewProfilePic http://pic.twitter.com/O7wGWUtjb2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2017
Be on the lookout for some aggressive geese currently occupying the Hudson pond. If you run into one, guard your eyes and your groin areas.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2017
We’re decontaminating the dining commons tonight due to a norovirus outbreak. Maybe you could eat at a Sbarro or McDonald’s tonight?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2017
If some crazy Professor pulls up claiming to be your uber driver, call 911 immediately! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2017
Please note: we are not currently handing out free pizza in the quad and we don’t know who that guy currently handing it out is.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2017
Did you get bitten by one of the roaming dogs that infest campus? Please consult a mortician immediately.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson waives all remaining tuition if you are indicted for a University related crime?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2017
#DidYouKnow Schiff Hall was named after former New York DA Adam Schiff? Despite this honor, he still indicted Hudson’s president.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2017
Happy Tuesday! Commencement ceremonies begin today! Did you make it out alive?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2017
Looking for a last minute Father’s Day gift? We’ve got you covered! http://pic.twitter.com/7Ba5hskbai
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 12, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson alumni who become serial killers elude the police for twice as long as alumni from other universities! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 12, 2017
Beware of phantom pizza deliveries! They’re serving subpoenas on campus today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 12, 2017
For the first time in years, the NYPD did not need to be summoned to campus yesterday. Keep it up, kids! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 12, 2017
Netflix is planning to feature Hudson in its next big documentary! Look for ‘Killer Campus’ to premiere this fall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 12, 2017
Remember: cheating on finals is not permitted unless your parents ‘own half of Manhattan’.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 12, 2017
Happy Monday! Just one more week before we officially end the school year! #HudsonFinals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 12, 2017
Still looking for a summer internship? We still need students to help shred incriminating documents! Apply in the admin building ASAP!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 11, 2017
The bee swarm is gone, but that frat house is still super skeevy, so....
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 11, 2017
It’s one week until Father’s Day! Will you make dad proud by passing your finals and not committing any crimes? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 11, 2017
A dangerous bee swarm is near the East Gate. South Gate is near that horrific frat house, however, so it’s a toss up as to which is safer.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 11, 2017
The job fair sponsored by Tripley Toys has been canceled. Trust us, you don’t want to work there anyway!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 11, 2017
Please Note: The film “Hudson Hawk” has nothing to do with Hudson University. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 11, 2017
New York District Attorney Jack McCoy will fill in as our commencement speaker! Want to know why Billy Tripley was canceled? Google him!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 11, 2017
Happy Sunday! No finals today, but they return tomorrow! #HudsonUFinals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 11, 2017
The NYC on-call subpoena judge this weekend is a Hudson Alumna! She won’t sign any for Hudson students/faculty so relax! #HudsonSayRelax
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 10, 2017
With Commencement Week upon us, please keep it classy, folks! Have your hangover breakfasts at McDonald’s & stay away from Briscoe’s!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 10, 2017
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 10, 2017
How did our management tweeters do yesterday? Yeah, it was brutal. Best not to mention it again. Luckily they don’t use “The Tweeter”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 10, 2017
Hey, it’s Saturday! There are finals scheduled for today, so up and at ‘em! #SaturdayFinals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 10, 2017
Your usual twitterers will be back tomorrow! Now our final twit is very important- you will need to know this information, so here it is- tr
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 9, 2017
Before we sign off, remember not to imbibe too much liquor tonight! Some of you have finals tomorrow!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 9, 2017
So much to keep up with these days! No wonder so many of you students go crazy!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 9, 2017
We’re supposed to say something about pride month that concerns BLTs. That sounds delicious! Do they serve those in the dining commons?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 9, 2017
This twitting is harder than we thought. Hopefully our students are doing well with their finals and our younger staff are having fun today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 9, 2017
Someone suggested getting some D to relax. Is that some kind of beverage? In any case, you should aspire to getting an A instead!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 9, 2017
How should you relax during finals? Why not try dancing a dance popular with today’s youth? You guys still do that Macaroni dance? Do that!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 9, 2017