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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 1, 2017
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Please Note: alcoholic beverages are only available to those 21 and over on campus unless, ahem...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 1, 2017
The Welcome Dinner will be moved out of Schiff Hall due to the plague. Please head to the Sbarro located across from the Westgate instead.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2017
The Rose Garden is currently being used for a dramatic confrontation of a felonious Professor by the NYPD. Please avoid the area.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2017
Schiff Hall is on lockdown until the rabid rats found in the main lecture hall can be fully removed.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2017
The Hudson U Flasher is not really affiliated with Hudson- he’s really just an extension student!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2017
Hey, future freshmen- Welcome to campus! Restrooms are for *current* students, staff & faculty only!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2017
It’s Monday! Nothing to be excited about, but we have to use exclamation points!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2017
A new batch of freshmen arrive on campus tomorrow for orientation. Be on your best behavior, guys!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2017
Have you seen any aggressive, irradiated squirrels on campus? Please return them to Tripley Hall, where no strange experiments are happening
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2017
The student health center will be closed for two weeks. If you get sick, just tough it out, okay?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2017
There are no strange or bizarre experiments going on in Tripley Hall! Trust us! #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2017
We hear there might be a news segment about Hudson U. coming out soon. If it mentions crime, it’s just sensationalist trash!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2017
Happy Sunday! Brunch at Briscoe’s has been canceled due to rodent infestation. Don’t worry, it will be open for late lunch!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2017
Our annual summer fair is tomorrow! Do you have a lousy band? Perform on our bandstand for no pay!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2017
You guys did so well last week, not committing crimes! Let’s keep it up for week two of freshmen orientation! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2017
Hey, did you know Michael Lewis went to Hudson U? The cops call him “The Beast”, but he is one of our “Best”!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2017
It’s Saturday! What are we doing at work?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2017
Students: Please behave yourselves tonight! Drunken behavior will not be tolerated while freshmen parents are on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
The basement of the library is NOT haunted. There are just some hobos hanging out down there...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
Another news program is considering doing a Hudson expose. We’ll give any student who gives them a good sound bite “extra credit” #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
Tonight’s Hudson Ethics Seminar has been canceled due to lack of interest.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
Please Note: it is forbidden for students to mention the Hudson Insanity Experiment on campus. (oh wait, we mentioned it...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
The Hudson River Fish Fry has been canceled because who would want to eat fish that swam in the Hudson River?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson U was in Perry Mason? He proves that his client was not guilty by proving that the real killer went to Hudson U!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
Happy Friday! It’s the end of week one of our freshmen orientations & most of you have behaved yourselves!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
Contrary to the rumors, tomorrow’s dining commons breakfast will NOT be Squirrel bacon!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2017
The squirrels have been neutralized and only three security vehicles were stolen in the ensuing confusion! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2017
Campus security has been dispatched to tackle the squirrel issue. Please be on your best behavior elsewhere!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2017
Squirrels have broken into the Hudson U Data Center, but they haven’t breached the server room- yet.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2017
Hudson U does not allow busking on campus; get back to work, 98 Degrees!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2017
Thinking about lunch? Our dining commons is now certified rodent free! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2017
#TBT to the last year we had no murders or major crimes on campus- 1921! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2017
It’s Thursday! Just two more days until the weekend! (not that we’re counting...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University inspired the cable show “Killer Kampus”? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2017
Did you know Lindsay Lohan has been seen around campus? If you see her, please notify campus security immediately.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2017
Do you know what’s for lunch today at the dining commons? Seriously, do you know what they’re serving? They’re rebels over there!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2017
Please beware of the rabid squirrels running through campus. If you get bit by one, please consult a mortician. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2017
Please Note: we will not be hosting a campus trip to Action Park for freshmen. Too many “accidents” happened there last year.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2017
The guy causing a scene at Schiff Hall is NOT a crazy person. It’s NYPD Det. Goren and he’s investigating, uh, a petty crime. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2017
Attention: we are NOT hosting a free concert by 98 Degrees; the guys just work in our landscaping crew. Please stop bothering them!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2017
It’s Wednesday! So far this week, nobody has stumbled upon a dead body on campus while absentmindedly shouting into a cell phone!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2017
Have you seen a stolen security vehicle driving around campus? #Asking4AFriend
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2017
To the person painting chalk outlines of alleged murder victims around campus- please stop; you are freaking out the freshmen parents.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alumni make more money on average from their prison jobs than alumni from every other university?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2017
A freshman tip: you’re probably better off getting a subscription to Blue Apron instead of eating at the dining commons. #FreshmanTips
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2017
It’s #TacoTuesday and we still have tacos left over from last week at the Dining Commons! We dare you try one!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2017
Our IT staff asks that you NOT crash the servers. #SorryGuys
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2017
Happy Tuesday! Most of our IT staff is back from Comic Con, so you are free to crash the servers!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2017
We’re always looking for alumni willing to admit they went to Hudson to feature in the alumni magazine! Just visit the Alumni Center!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2017
Hudson University was ranked the safest university located on the Hudson University campus! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Cliff Huxtable on The Cosby Show was said to have attended Hudson U? Oh wait, forget we tweeted that. #Nevermind
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2017
Did you see the yellow tape around the Rose Garden? We’re filming a CSI show or something. Yeah, that’ll work!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2017
The rats in the D.C. have been neutralized! Enjoy a delicious meal on campus today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2017
Hey, Freshmen, it’s Monday! A glorious Monday as always here at Hudson! #WeHaveNothingToHide
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2017
When the Queen avoided Hudson on her last trip to the states, it wasn’t because she hated us; we were just deemed too dangerous for a visit!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson was featured on Netflix’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? Don’t look up the reference, though! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2017
Rats have been found in the dining commons again. While the DC is fumigated, we have arranged for your dining card to be valid at Sbarro.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2017
Attention! Our summer orientation sessions begin next week! Please be on your best behavior while the new freshmen are on campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2017
For refunds on the Six Flags tickets, go to Times Square and find the shady guy who sold them to us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2017
It has come to our attention that the group tickets we’ve been selling for Six Flags are counterfeit.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2017
If you see the Times Square Elmo on campus, please call campus security immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2017
Happy Sunday Funday! The bees from yesterday have been neutralized! Enjoy the Rose Garden!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2017
Hudson University is opening up its own on-campus bodega! Pay 25% more, but it’s on campus so it’s theoretically more convenient!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2017
Have you seen a clown roaming around campus today? Please call campus security or 911 immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2017
So, any non-controversial, non-Judith Barlow related discussions we can engage in? What about tacos? You guys like tacos?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2017
We’re staying out of discussions about nasty and racist speakers, especially after the internal brouhaha over our live tweeting on Thursday.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2017
All speakers are welcome on campus, even the nasty, racist speakers; not that we’re accusing Judith Barlow of being racist or nasty.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2017
We did not unleash the bees as a way to distract from Judith Barlow’s announcement that she’s planning to bring her political show to campus
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2017
We’re back! It’s Saturday & campus is literally buzzing! That’s because aggressive bees have overtaken the Rose Garden!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2017
Due to the Dean hearing about last night’s live tweet of a film that negatively portrayed Hudson, our Twitter team is “taking the day off.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Well, that’s it! Hope you enjoyed the film as much as we enjoyed tweeting about it! Good night! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Hudson has never conferred an honorary degree on Det. Goren... #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Hudson Security is not as competent as depicted in this film. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Nicole Wallace really left the country and was not shot by Det. Eames... #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
And it’s over! Here’s more of what they got wrong with this story... #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Josh Duhamel’s Det. Goren is rather subdued. The real Goren is flashier and plays more games with his suspects. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
The grand finale begins! Fake Vancouver Hudson College looks rather quaint, doesn’t it? #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Jennifer Love Hewitt is dressed rather scantily for being a detective, don’t you think? #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
If you believe this scene, you’d think that everyone at Hudson was a criminal. Our campus is just mostly filled with criminals. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Do a lot of LMN viewers have diabetes? What’s with all of these Diabetes commercials? #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Yikes, did this really happen? We should have fired the professor being played by Meredith Baxter! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
You can tell this isn’t our rose garden. There aren’t any rats in it. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
They should have gotten someone like Al Pacino to play Det. Goren. He’s a real ham- his antics are legendary around here. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Lifetime Original Movies really bog down at the midway point, don’t they? Goren and Eames should have solved this by now. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
This scene with Goren is exaggerated- nobody at Hudson falls for his antics much anymore! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
An ad for ADT- how appropriate! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Hudson would not have allowed a grad student to spend this much time writing a dissertation- unless his family was “generous”. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
This scene isn’t true- our Deans are expressly forbidden from referring to Hudson as “Murder U”. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Is it just us or is Jennie Garth’s Australian accent really bad? Though, she sorta looks like the real Nicole Wallace. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Here’s what we’re watching right now! #HudsonOnTV http://pic.twitter.com/VBVjOOywjt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Interesting casting choice here- Jennifer Love Hewitt is not a convincing detective & looks nothing like the real Det. Eames. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Det. Eames is mistaken; Hudson is not the most dangerous college; it is just *one* of the most dangerous colleges. #HudsonOnTv
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
This scene is pure fiction. The Dean merely tolerated Ms. Wallace’s wrongdoing, he didn’t approve of it! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Det. Goren is more quirky than this. He’s *very* eccentric! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Not sure about them casting Josh Duhamel as Det. Goren. The real Goren is chunkier and older. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
This is the first time Meredith Baxter has starred in Lifetime movie based on a Hudson crime. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
You can tell they filmed this in Vancouver- Hudson and NYC aren’t this clean! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2017
Are you watching LMN? It’s time to see Hudson University on TV! “College of Deception: The Nicole Wallace Story” starts now! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2017
Check back at 7:55PM EDT (4:55PM PDT) as we tweet during the LMN premiere of “School of Deception”! It’s about Hudson, but filmed in Canada!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2017
Who is Nicole Wallace? She was a professor at Hudson who allegedly murdered some people, so she’s not unlike our other professors...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2017
Happy Thursday! We’re saving our tweet energy for tonight’s live tweet of the LMN film “School of Deception: The Nicole Wallace Story”!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2017
As it turns out, the certified organic produce used at the dining commons is not really certified, but you can trust us...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2017
Did you lose something? Hudson’s Lost & Found Department probably doesn’t have it, because it was most likely stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2017
We’ve moved up a notch on the list of safest universities! We just passed Baghdad College!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2017
We’re testing our murder horn warning system. So if you hear a loud siren, just ignore it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2017
#RIPGeorgeRomero #DidYouKnow that George Romero was inspired to create his grisliest horror films after a visit to Hudson?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2017
“College of Deception: The Nicole Wallace Story” premieres tomorrow! We’ll be live tweeting it Beginning at 8PM EDT! It’s on LMN.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2017
Happy Wednesday! We learned from yesterday’s mistakes and have tacos today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2017
The hornets have been neutralized, you are now free to stop and smell the roses. #pinky
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2017
Did you see the Baby Driver? Not the movie, but the toddler who stole the security golf cart.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2017
Are you allergic to peanuts? You probably shouldn’t have eaten the frittatas in the dining commons this morning...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2017
Aggressive hornets have taken over the Rose Garden. Please avoid the area until further notice.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2017
Our servers are now fully back online! We’re unshackling the IT staff and letting them head out to California for Comic Con.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the majority of actors who go buck wild after they become stars have taken at least one class from Hudson’s drama dept?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2017
Happy #TacoTuesday! Too bad we’re not serving tacos anywhere on campus today...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2017
#HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2017
“College of Deception: The Nicole Wallace Story” premieres this Thursday on LMN! It’s set at Hudson, but filmed in Vancouver! http://pic.twitter.com/d1oLm4fp3C
#DidYouKnow that the exclusive $1,000,000 donation level features the following useful premium- a 4.0!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2017
Have you seen Hudson’s security golf cart? If so, please notify security because it’s missing.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2017
Did you see the staging of “Julius Caesar” in the quad? Please notify security immediately! That wasn’t a play & that guy was really stabbed
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2017
Hudson’s campus is NOT twice as unsafe as NYC. It’s more like 1.75 times as unsafe as NYC. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2017
Hudson University does not condone faculty members committing murders. We merely tolerate them.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2017
We’re in the process of granting tenure for the new school year, so things could get messy out there! #Beware
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2017
Happy Monday! The file servers are still offline, but at least the HVAC system is back up, so don’t go insane!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2017
If you see recruiters from Systemotics, please notify campus security or go ahead and join it. It’s your choice.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University students join crazy cults at a higher rate than students at other universities?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2017
#SundayFunday suggestion: why not head to Action Park in New Jersey? It’s the only place more dangerous than Hudson U.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2017
Do you live in the dorms? Were you affected by the power outage? You may be eligible for a $5 refund on your housing bill!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2017
Hudson will be unable to comply with subpoenas and court orders until further notice due to the server issues. #SilverLining
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2017
Don’t worry about the server issue; with ComicCon happening next weekend, The IT staff should get it back up in no time!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2017
Hey, it’s Sunday and the HVAC system is now back online! Unfortunately, our servers overheated, so it isn’t #SundayFunday for the IT Dept.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2017
The HVAC issue is fixed! We’re back to what passes for normal around here tomorrow!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2017
We’re going to be offline for most of today due to the HVAC issues. Tuorum Periculo!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2017
Our HVAC system is still down, so we’re asking everyone to avoid going on campus today. (That’s probably a good idea most days, actually.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2017
To answer your many questions, employees WILL get paid for a full day. Acceptance of your check indemnifies Hudson of any liabilities.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2017
Please avoid Schiff Hall until the uh, paramedics clear the scene. Have a wonderful weekend!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2017
The rumor that an elderly professor died of heatstroke is not true. In unrelated news, Hudson U counsel has advised us to shutdown campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2017
We’re almost halfway through the heatwave! Drink lots of water, folks!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson U. needs to overhaul its HVAC systems? It’s kind of obvious today...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2017
We’ll be distributing cardboard squares that can be used to fan yourself with! Want to go home early, employees? Leave Without Pay!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2017
Open those windows, folks- the A/C system is down!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2017
It’s Friday! What are we still doing on campus?!?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2017
#TBT Remember when our Institute of Corporate Ethics was funded by and named after Enron? Yikes!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2017
Can you shout “you can’t go in there!” and “I tried to stop them, sir!”? Apply for an internship with the Hudson Administration Office!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2017
Wow, it’s quite a summer, isn’t it? Not many dramatic confrontations of faculty members by the NYPD these days...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2017
A generous gift from Tripley Toys will allow us to reopen all campus restrooms! It’s great, because Starbucks was really getting annoyed!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2017
Hey guys, ixnay on the arijuana-may! Freshmen parents are watching...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2017
Happy Thursday! We’re hoping today is a huge news day, because we have a lot of bad stuff to throw out there...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2017
#DidYouNotice in the new Spider-Man, Hudson is mentioned twice? Once in reference to a murder, another by Aunt May as a dangerous place.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the character of Multiple Miggs in Silence of the Lambs was based on a composite of two Hudson U faculty members?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
All restrooms on campus are closed. The restroom door at the Starbucks across from North Gate can be jimmied open with any Hudson U ID card.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
No faculty members were eligible for the University Medal for the last academic year. Good luck next year, folks!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
The University Faculty Medal is presented to professors who avoid getting arrested, subpoenaed or questioned during the school year.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
Underwater Basketweaving is NOT a major at Hudson U- we only offer it as a minor and a PhD program. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
Update: “Eccentric Policing”, with instructor Det. Robert Goren is now full. The wait list is also full. #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
The campus safety shuttle is no longer running due to summer. Tuorum Periculo, y’all!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
It’s Wednesday! The days seem to mix together these days...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2017
The Summer Lecture- “An Evening With Carrot Top” has been canceled due to a lack of interest. Refunds are available for both ticket buyers.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2017
Study Abroad! It’s a good way to avoid summonses and subpoenas! Visit the Study Abroad office located in Schiff Hall.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2017
All campus eateries are closed due to a rodent infestation. Hungry? Try the Bodega across from the North Gate.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2017
Happy Pride Month! #TweetsWeForgotToMake
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2017
“Criminal Studies 10A - Eccentric Policing” will be taught by NYPD Detective Robert Goren. Sign up now! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2017
It’s not too late to sign up for Summer Sessions classes! PR 5A- Dealing with PR crises is still open! #SummerSesh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2017
Our campus management thinks we need to mention something about ‘that spiderman’ to ‘appeal to today’s youth’. So- Spider-Man...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2017
Happy Tuesday! There’s a full week ahead! #Sigh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2017
#DidYouKnow that “America’s Most Wanted” filmed numerous episodes on campus? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2017