We’ve run out of tacos, but please report those items which must not be named to us!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2017
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We’ve run out of tacos, but please report those items which must not be named to us!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2017
We’re testing our alarm systems, so don’t panic if you hear a siren- it’s just a test. (we think)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2017
We’ve been asked to stop mentioning gold fringed flags, so... does anyone like stuff?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2017
Wow, we have a ton of gold fringed flags out there... it’s almost like someone had a thing for them or something...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2017
Want a free dining commons taco? Report any remaining gold fringed flags on campus! (Limit 5 tacos per person.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2017
STATEMENT: Due to the large number of students who apparently believe strange conspiracies, Hudson is removing all gold fringed flags.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2017
Happy Thursday! Is it the three day weekend yet?!?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2017
The crazy guy shouting lies about gold fringe flags is not a law prof. He’s a chem lecturer, so he doesn’t know what he’s talking about!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2017
Please note: your student loans still have to be paid even though we have a flag with gold fringe in the financial aid office!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2017
Because of the fire, we’re only serving cold cuts in the dining commons all day!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2017
Please note: Hudson does not authorize vending machines, so if you used your credit card to buy chips on campus- you were probably scammed.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2017
To the law students who claim that they are entitled to a 4.0 because the flag in our mock courtroom has gold fringe- WRONG!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2017
Sorry, folks, we’re not having BBQ for lunch today; someone has set fire to the dumpsters behind the dining commons.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2017
It’s Wednesday! Midway through the week & no murders! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2017
A/C is fixed! We need to save some money, though, so cool air will return to campus tomorrow!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2017
Celebrate the end of summer with 25% off all tank tops and Hudson true crime books I n the Student Store!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2017
Hey, alumni! We’ll be calling you for donations over the next few weeks. Want to opt out? Call 1-800-TOUGHLUCK!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University has its own NYPD Detective squad solely assigned to our campus? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2017
It’s hot out there! Why not cool down by imagining cool, functioning, A/C units? Imagine them, ‘cause A/C is currently down around campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2017
It’s #TacoTuesday and the DC actually has tacos! Eating a taco is a legal agreement between you & Hudson waiving your right to sue.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson was voted to have the best vending machines of any college? (It’s not a big deal, but it’s something...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2017
Can you shout ‘You can’t go in there!’ at NYPD officers barging into executive offices? Apply to be a Hudson executive assistant!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2017
Have you seen Keith Morrison on campus? Let us know where you saw him! We’re trying to figure out which campus murder he’s reporting on.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2017
Retired Detective and renowned conspiracist John Munch has agreed to return to campus in October! More details coming soon!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2017
Happy Monday! Three day weekend ahead! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2017
Hudson’s library has the largest collection of true crime books in the world- and we only keep books about Hudson U. crimes.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2017
Hey, incoming freshmen! The most important phone number you’ll need to know on our campus is 9-1-1.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s Medical Center prescribes the most anti-psychotic medication of any hospital in the world? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2017
It’s a wonderful Sunday! Brunch at Briscoe’s is now back! We’ve eliminated the rodent problem, so stop by!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2017
The dean of students is asking you to not do anything she wouldn’t do tonight. She’s actually pretty freaky, so most anything goes, actually
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2017
The crazy guy ranting in front of Schiff Hall is NOT a philosophy professor like he claims. He’s actually a math professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2017
Yikes, we discovered that the vegan chicken salad in the dining hall had real chicken in it and the meatloaf was actually vegan. #SorryGuys
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2017
There aren’t too many protests or demonstrations on our campus because everyone is too scared to try one here...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2017
Our chancellor just walked in and asked if we knew what the going rate for a pardon was... anyone know? #Asking4AChancellor
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2017
We’re back! It’s Saturday and our internet saboteur has been apprehended! (See, and you thought learning SAT words was a waste of time!)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2017
Due to some technical difficulties with Hudson’s internet (someone sabotaged the connection) we won’t be tweeting much today.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2017
Legal fees are really hitting our endowment lately! Donate to Hudson today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2017
Campus security is blocking off the west side of campus for no apparent reason. *whistles innocently*
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2017
Our lawyers would like us to apologize for anything negative that we might have tweeted about Systemotics. They’re not creepy after all...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2017
#DidYouKnow that we’re finally getting our very own NYPD precinct? No other college in NYC has or needs one!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2017
Did you have one of our dining hall salads? Please consult a doctor immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2017
Welcome to Thursday! We’re a month away from the beginning of a new school year at Hudson!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alums graduate with more debt than any other college’s alums? Oh wait, never mind.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2017
Please stop posting pictures of fake crime scene tape draped around campus on your FacePlace pages. It’s freaking our future freshmen out.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2017
Did you park in Lot 25? Please remember that Hudson is not responsible for any damages to your cars.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2017
Did you just receive your doctorate and are willing to teach classes for a quarter of what a real professor makes? We’re hiring!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2017
Our Assistant Chancellor seriously just asked us if the “young people still like that Gallagher fellow”. Did they ever?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2017
Have you seen the Systemology personality test van on campus? Please call campus security. Those guys are very hard to hunt down...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2017
Happy Wednesday! One of our professors was arrested for trying to kill her husband. #FullDisclosure
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2017
We are NOT hosting a Tiffany concert in the dining commons. She just works there now and you are stopping her from working.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2017
To the person or persons who are dyeing the water in our fountains red, please stop; it’s freaking out the freshmen parents.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2017
Remember Pizza Rat? He was eating a slice of Profaci’s Pizza! Profaci’s: They pay us to mention them!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2017
All cable crime channels are being removed from the dorm cable channel lineup this Fall. They feature Hudson way too much.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2017
Do you use HudsonCare Health Insurance? Better try to get your health care all done in the next week. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2017
We are required to apologize to the dining commons staff who is doing the best job they can, all things considered.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2017
It’s Taco Tuesday! Except on campus because YET AGAIN the dining commons neglected to plan ahead. #Bitter
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2017
Have you tried a slice from Profaci’s Pizza yet? Pizza so good it will make you shout ‘Profaci!’
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2017
Are you doing a murder podcast about Hudson U? Contact our public relations group for assistance!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson appeared on “America’s Most Wanted” more times than any other University? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2017
Incoming students: remember that you need to submit your fingerprints! It will make things much easier later on...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2017
An important reminder: Please Don’t look up at the sun today! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2017
We’re a month away from the start of the Fall quarter! Are you ready for the “excitement”!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2017
It’s Monday! Not much good to say about that...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the 1980’s college comedy “Boozers” was filmed at Hudson? Schiff Hall was where the snooty frat got its comeuppance.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2017
We have taken back the campus PA system.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2017
We’re not having a karaoke contest- somebody has hacked into our PA system. Campus security is currently investigating.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2017
Thank you for a controversy free week! Let’s keep Hudson U out of the national headlines for another week!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2017
Sundays at Briscoe’s is always a highlight! Even the rats are enjoying themselves!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2017
A special deal from our friends at Profaci Pizza! http://pic.twitter.com/BjqjhanaUF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2017
Note to Incoming Students: The only pizza place that delivers to Hudson is Profaci’s Pizza. One taste and you’ll shout “Profaci!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2017
Things are now quiet on campus... too quiet.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2017
Did you forget to apply to Hudson, but still want to be admitted for Fall 2017? Hudson could use an international airport... #JustSaying
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2017
Please Note: Lee Hall is NOT named after Robert E. Lee; it was named after Lee Harvey Oswald. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2017
Happy Saturday! Meet us at Briscoe’s for a C grade brunch!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2017
Have you seen a tube with uranium in it? We might have lost one....
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2017
That ‘crazy guy’ ranting in front of Schiff Hall is really NYPD Detective Goren confronting a murderous professor so nothing to worry about!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson is the only University with RC Cola in the dining halls and on campus? (Pepsi & Coke wanted nothing to do with us.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2017
Are you hitting the town tonight? Please behave yourselves! We’ve stayed out of the newspapers so far this month!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2017
Would whoever is putting red dye in the fountains on campus please stop? It’s freaking out the freshmen parents.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2017
It’s finally Friday! We’ve made it to the end- did you?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2017
Remember a few years back when everyone was pressuring us to eliminate the Cliff Huxtable Endowed Chair? Well, we finally did it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2017
Now in Stock at the campus bookstore! “NYC: DOA - The True Story Behind NYC’s Deadliest Steps!” by Ben Stone! http://pic.twitter.com/uLt8zOVF3l
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2017
Hudson medical school grads do NOT commit malpractice at a higher rate than other universities. They commit more *murders*.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2017
Please Note- Hudson’s helipad is only for campus use.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students can perform their court mandated community service on campus by calling up alumni asking for donations?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2017
Our chancellor would like to announce that he would have resigned from any committee that Trump might have appointed him to. #NobodyAskedHim
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2017
It’s Thursday! Won’t the weekend ever arrive?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2017
In conjunction with the New York DA, we’re opening a satellite courtroom so that our students, staff & faculty can be arraigned on campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2017
Please note: the guy wandering through campus claiming to be a “Real World” casting agent is a total fraud.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2017
It’s Wednesday! If you hear sirens today, please note that we are testing our Murder Siren!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2017
Has anyone seen an important electronic key that opens every door on campus?!? #Asking4AFriend
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2017
Wear a Hudson U T-Shirt & save 5% in the student store! Not valid on murder and conspiracy themed books and souvenirs.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2017
Contrary to popular belief, Hudson was not built on an ancient burial ground. It was a colonial era cemetery. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2017
#DidYouKnow that there used to be a fence around campus? We probably should have left it up...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2017
Most of our law grads have appeared before prestigious courts, sometimes as actual lawyers!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2017
Parents: Did your student join that crazy Systemotics cult because of a Hudson professor? You may be entitled to a free deprogramming sesh!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2017
Capone Hall is NOT named after Al Capone. It was named after Professor Martin Capone, who was later revealed to be a prolific serial killer.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2017
Happy Tuesday! Will we get through another week without a major embarrassment? Did we just jinx things? #CrossingFingers
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2017
The Dining Commons fire has been extinguished! Join us tonight for a delightful BBQ, featuring a range of “crispy” selections!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2017
ALERT: The Dining Commons is currently on fire. Don’t worry, the fire was caused by incompetence, not arson. (For Once)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2017
Did you see the altercation in front of Schiff Hall? Come over to the Admin building for a special “scholarship”!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2017
We’re hosting a voluntary blood drive! The student health center goes through so much blood, we need to replenish our supply! Donate now!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2017
Hudson’s Camp Crystal Lake is taking reservations for next summer! Want to give your kids an “interesting” summer? Book now!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2017
Hey, alums! Did you know that Hudson runs a camp for your children? Hudson’s summer camp takes place on beautiful Crystal Lake!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2017
It’s Monday. Not much more to say about that...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2017
Please note: there isn’t a protest going on in the Rose Garden; the police action taking place there is related to a student embezzler.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2017
Due to our continuing legal fees, all scholarships for 2017-2018 have been canceled. Need help? Maybe a payday loan place can help you.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 13, 2017
Back in Stock- Popular campus speaker John Munch’s controversial new book! http://pic.twitter.com/yQTB9RDFHY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 13, 2017
Brunch at Briscoe’s is not included in the Hudson student dining plan. Our dining commons offers a hearty meal of gruel every Sunday!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 13, 2017
We strongly condemn the events that took place at the University of Virginia over the weekend. We hope Hudson remains out of the headlines.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 13, 2017
Happy Sunday! We’re ready to enjoy a nice brunch at Briscoe’s! Join us for a non-embarrassing Hudson U tradition!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 13, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the John Keating character in “Dead Poets Society” was based on a Hudson professor? Except our professor killed a student.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 12, 2017
Behave yourselves tonight! Let another University be an embarrassment- for once!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 12, 2017
#DidYouKnow that our law school students get hands on experience dealing with indictments, subpoenas and warrants?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 12, 2017
Did you see the food truck parked by the south gate of campus? Please contact campus security immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 12, 2017
Happy Saturday! We read that a campus had embarrassed itself and assumed it was us. Turns out it was the University of Virginia & not us!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 12, 2017
Have a fun weekend, folks! Please don’t get arrested. (seriously, please don’t get arrested...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
Hudson launched the first “Semester at Sea” program in 1912. Unfortunately, the ship used was the Titanic.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
#DidYouKnow that at any given moment, approximately half of our faculty are under investigation or indictment?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
“Good Will Hunting” was inspired by a real custodian who worked at Hudson, but instead of being a math prodigy, he was a prodigious murderer
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Pennywise from the film “It” was based on a Hudson professor who committed murders while dressed as a clown?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
The police action taking place across from Northgate isn’t related to campus. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
We’ve run out of ice cream bars. Anyone like ketchup packets?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
It’s Friday! Since we had no major crimes committed on campus this week, everyone gets an ice cream bar! Head to Briscoe’s to get yours!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
Please Note: Hudson University is NOT affiliated with whoever is offering those Hudson Murder Tours on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 11, 2017
New students: if you pre-register at https://t.co/CpYPFktjWn, you’ll get any future cash settlements processed faster! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s campus was ranked safer than taking an unescorted ship into pirate infested disputed waters?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
We encourage our professors to interact with our students- though hopefully not too much, if you know what we mean...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
Our world renowned Crime Scene Forensics program offers hands on experience, just steps away from and sometimes in the lecture hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
Hudson is not hosting a special performance of songs from Dear Evan Hanson in the quad. We don’t know who those people “performing” are.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
Meredith Baxter has been given an honorary doctorate from Hudson for starring in many Lifetime Movies based on crimes committed on campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
Professor Smith has been deprogrammed and no longer rambles on about Systemotics, so sign up for one of his Fall classes with confidence!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
Happy Thursday! After the events of last “Thirsty Thursday”, the Pub at Briscoe’s is limiting everyone to just five drinks.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
Famed serial killer HH Holmes is not a Hudson University alumnus.... we think. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 10, 2017
Hudson University will NOT rename anything after anyone for a million dollars. The minimum donation is $10,000,000.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 9, 2017
On this day in 2010, Hudson’s Madoff Business School was renamed the Shkreli Business School. We are currently looking to rename it again.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 9, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the land Hudson University is built on was donated by an anonymous person who thought it was haunted and cursed?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 9, 2017
We now have “Killer Kampus” DVDs back in stock in the Hudson bookstore! See the Crime TV series based on stories from Hudson!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 9, 2017
The “professor” shouting in the quad about killing students isn’t a professor. She’s actually just a lecturer & never follows through.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 9, 2017
#DidYouKnow that our Rose Garden is available for weddings, parties and dramatic confrontations? See our website for more information!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 9, 2017
It’s Wednesday! Is the week over yet?!?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 9, 2017
Please Note: The tickets to Action Park that were distributed by the student activity group were counterfeit. Use them at your own risk!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 8, 2017
Do you have mental health issues? Please, please, please don’t have them in front of our new freshmen! Oh, & go to the student health center
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 8, 2017
CBS never considered making a CSI spinoff called “CSI: Hudson University”. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 8, 2017
#DidYouKnow you don’t have to be a nerd to work for Hudson University’s IT Department? (Sorry guys, a clueless dean made us tweet that out.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 8, 2017
Did you witness any crimes on campus? Please report to the admin building for a “reward”!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 8, 2017
#DidYouKnow that famed author J.B. Fletcher once taught courses at Hudson? She also solved various campus murders as well!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 8, 2017
Happy Taco Tuesday! Do we have tacos in the dining commons? No. :-(
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 8, 2017
Until further notice, we advise students to not use dating apps on campus- trust us on this one!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 7, 2017
Today we’ll be taking pictures on campus for the Fall catalog. Please refrain from hanging up fake crime scene tape.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 7, 2017
Have you seen Nick Nolte on campus? Please notify campus security immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 7, 2017
Hudson U is now only the second most dangerous spot in NYC right after the steps in front of the courthouse. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 7, 2017
Did you see two professors arguing in the rose garden this morning? Please report to the Admin building for a special hush “scholarship”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 7, 2017
Happy Monday! After yesterday’s dramatic power outage, we’re hoping things are a lot quieter this week!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 7, 2017
Happy Sunday! Power has been restored to campus and the disgruntled professor who shut it off has been arrested.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 6, 2017
We’re ordering in pizza for you summer session students living in the dorms! Isn’t that cool? In unrelated news rodents were found in the DC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 5, 2017
It’s Saturday on campus during the summer! <Yawn>
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 5, 2017
Tonight’s Surprise Late Friday Announcement: The bones secretly discovered last month on campus were verified as being human.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 5, 2017
The Library basement has been reopened. We didn’t find the crazy lady, though so be careful down there!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 4, 2017
The basement of the library will be closed until further notice to locate and evict the crazy lady who was living down there.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 4, 2017
Stacey Q is not giving a free concert in the dining commons. She just works there now.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 4, 2017
#YouKnowYouAreAHudsonAlumWhen you are an inmate at a federal country club prison.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 4, 2017
Farewell, freshmen orientation group 2! See you this fall! (Hopefully)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 4, 2017
Campus will be testing the murder horn today at noon! It will only be a test! (Hopefully)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 4, 2017
It’s Friday! Barb from accounting is retiring, so we have cake!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 4, 2017
It’s #ThirstyThursday around campus, but don’t be too thirsty! You’ll just embarrass us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 4, 2017