We’re NOT featured in tonight’s SNL Weekend Update! Thanks for staying under the radar this week, Hudsonites!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) October 1, 2017
#DidYouKnow that NY ADA Rafael Barba is a Hudson alum? Luckily the NY DA office didn’t hold that against him!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 30, 2017
Again, please behave yourselves tonight! We haven’t even started classes yet!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 30, 2017
Our professors do not purposely assign only books they’ve written; they *mostly* assign their own books.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 30, 2017
We’re busy assessing the damage caused in the first weekend back on campus. Please avoid the quad until further notice. Happy Saturday!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 30, 2017
Looking to order in pizza? Why not try Profaci’s Pizza? Their pizza is so good, you’ll be shouting “Profaci!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 29, 2017
Okay Freshmen, this is your first weekend at college. Don’t embarrass yourselves or us!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 29, 2017
We’re proud to announce that 51% of our professors are NOT under investigation or indictment! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 29, 2017
Keith Morrison is investigating something again. If you see him, please tell him that Hudson is (mostly) a safe place! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 29, 2017
Alert: They’re not filming a crime movie in the Rose Garden. The NYPD is conducting an investigation. #NothingToSeeHere
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 29, 2017
Happy Friday! Our freshmen is finishing off their Welcome Week and looking forward to class next week! We think...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 29, 2017
A warning: costumes are NOT allowed on campus on Halloween. It is way too distressing.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2017
Did you catch one of our professors doing something shady? You could win a “trip” to “Orlando”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2017
Do you need to change your computer password? If our IT staff is willing to do it for you, you can change it today in Schiff Hall.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2017
Hey, freshmen! The annual campus safety fair is being held in the quad. Self defense, pepper spray and taser lessons are available!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2017
According to NYPD Det. Tutuola, the latest thing is to put heroin in McNugget sauce. It’s called “Smackin’ & Mackin’” Please Stop doing it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2017
Have you seen those creepy mimes wandering around campus? If so, could you ask them what it is that they want?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2017
Happy Thursday! This time next week, you’ll all be procrastinating and justifying it as a way to relax & not be stressed. #Excuses
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2017
The sirens you’re hearing are unrelated to Hudson University- for once.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the film “Rear Window” was based on the life of a Hudson professor? The real professor was both a voyeur and a killer!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2017
Freshmen Week: Did you know you can make money to pay tuition by busking on the subway? No need to rob your fellow students! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2017
Hudson U is not associated with Ernie Hudson, Hudson Hawk, Kate Hudson or Baby Jane Hudson.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2017
Freshman Tip: Using a dating app on campus? Swipe left. Always swipe left! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2017
Looking for a nice breakfast? Seriously, do you know of a place that’s nice? None of our on campus restaurants are very good.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2017
It’s Wednesday! One day closer to the start of classes- and death!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2017
Hey parents, do you want to chat with our chancellor over coffee? Too bad, because he canceled all of his Parent Coffee Chats for this year.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson produces more arsonists than any other college?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2017
Join us this evening for the dedication of our very own NYPD precinct! We’re the only University in the world with its own police precinct!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2017
Wow, who would have thought that the kind of parents willing to send their kids to Hudson would be so protective?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2017
Hudson University is proud to announce that none of our coaches have been implicated in the latest #NCAA scandal- for once….
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2017
Please Note: parents are not permitted to stay overnight in the dorms, even if your “Snookie” can’t “sleep right” without “mommy”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2017
It’s Taco Tuesday in the dining commons! It is the perfect time to get your stomach used to the food we serve!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2017
Tonight- Learn how to survive Hudson- literally! Visit Schiff Hall for self defense tips!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2017
Hey guys, anyone have tickets to SNL’s dress rehearsal? Can you warn us if they have a joke about Hudson? We’ll give you an A!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2017
Make sure the police know who your father is! How to casually throw that fact into any interrogation! Learn how at Schiff Hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2017
Freshmen Announcement: Come To Branch Hall and get your ID picture taken! Look your best; this might be the photo they use on Dateline NBC.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2017
Freshmen Week Programming: How to invoke your rights and ask for a lawyer & other legal tips! Presented By Serena Southerlyn, former NYC ADA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2017
Welcome Freshmen! There’s a full week of activities ahead to give you a jumpstart on life at Hudson! Tonight- learn how to use a taser!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2017
Parents! Please remember your students are adults now.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2017
Hey parents! We cannot send an alert every time your student views pornography on a campus computer.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
Hey parents! We cannot block R rated movies from being viewed on Hudson Cable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
Hey parents! We cannot copy you on all the e-mails your student receives in their Hudson U e-mail account.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
Hey parents, did you stumble upon a professor being confronted by an eccentric NYPD Detective? That’s Robert Goren and he’s a nut job!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
Please be kind to our student volunteers. It’s not their fault that we’re unorganized!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
Things are not going smoother today. The rodent infestation in the residence hall will be dealt with quickly.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
Move In Day 3! Let’s hope things go smoother today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
Apparently we purchased some ratty, bed bug infested mattresses, so we’re ordering some new ones, stat! Does Casper Mattress ship overnight?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
The “Hudson Murder Tour” currently being offered is not affiliated with Hudson and is about 25% incorrect.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2017
Okay, the IT group fixed the key card debacle. No need to get litigious!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2017
Until the key thing is fixed, sleep with one eye open!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2017
Oops, as it turns out, all of the doors in the residence halls can be opened with every card key! It will take a few days to fix this...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2017
Did you park in the west parking structure? Your car was probably broken into.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2017
The dining commons has run out of food already, so we’re ordering in Profaci’s Pizza! #WhereIsOurMoneyProfaci
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2017
If you were ticketed for loading & unloading in the red zone yesterday. Oops!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2017
We learned a lot from yesterday’s Move-in day! We promise we’ll do better today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2017
Did you already lose your dorm room key? Our dorm room doors can easily be jimmied open with a standard credit card!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2017
The Hudson University Mental Health Center can help deprogram your kid if they get involved in Systemotics or any other cult!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2017
Hey, helicopter parents! We do not use internet filters in the residence halls, so your student might encounter online pornography.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2017
Is your child now in Branch Residence Hall? Why not submit their DNA samples to campus security? Trust us, it will make things easier!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2017
Hey, parents! Don’t you want your kids to be safe on campus? We’ve got a pricey assortment of mace, tasers and other safety weapons!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2017
The red zones are for immediate loading and unloading. There is no stopping in the white zone. Wait, maybe that’s wrong...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2017
The Family Cookout lunch is available for every student and only one family member. Please choose accordingly.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2017
It’s Friday! Welcome to move in day for group A! Please watch your personal belongings- this is Hudson, so they are subject to theft.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2017
Looking for #BackToHudson supplies? The student store has everything you need- tasers, mace, stun guns & even books! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2017
Using a dating app on campus? Always swipe left! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2017
Show the world how brave you are by getting the Hudson U freshman T-Shirt! Now available at the student store!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2017
Happy Thursday! Move-In Weekend is upon us! You guys don’t know what you got yourself into by coming to Hudson!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2017
Contrary to the rantings of our Economics department chair, Hudson is not a Ponzi scheme of any kind.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2017
Our campus wireless system is currently overloaded due to IPhone upgrades and not because it is substandard. For once.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2017
The altercation in front of the Computer Science building was due to a Star Trek related argument. Nothing to see here!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2017
It’s Wednesday! Are you excited yet? Yeah, probably not.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2017
Campus administration has asked us to shut off the unfiltered Hudson tweet feed. #FilteredHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2017
They said I was crazy to attend Hudson and they were right! I’m serving 25 years in the mental asylum! #UnfilteredHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2017
“I had never been a witness at a trial until I went to Hudson. It was hard on me mentally, but exciting!” #UnfilteredHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2017
“Life at Hudson was unusual. I got to know the NYPD & DA’s office very well. SVU, Major Crimes, you name it!” #UnfilteredHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2017
“I always enjoyed guessing which of my professors would end up arrested by the end of the quarter!” #UnfilteredHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2017
“Going to Hudson was like living on Agatha Christie’s Orient Express. Everybody committed a murder!” #UnfilteredHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2017
It’s Taco Tuesday, but not in the dining commons! We’ve got PB&J!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2017
On-campus restaurant Briscoe’s does not merely serve reheated Sbarro pizza. Our pizza comes from “Mama Sbarro’s”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2017
We’re not sure who put those balloons in the sewer grates, but please stop it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2017
#DidYouKnow that our chancellor has a really weak Netflix password and easily guessable login? First 4 people who guess it get free access!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2017
The dining commons is busy getting ready for move-in day, so why not give them a break and just have lunch at a bodega or something?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2017
Our first football home game is next Saturday, same day as move-in day! Uh, waitaminute...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2017
Yikes, school starts in two weeks. Are you ready? We’re not!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2017
The Freshmen move into the dorms next weekend! Please refrain from speaking about crime or murders in front of them!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alums get placed in minimum security, “Club Fed” prisons more than the alums of other universities? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2017
Happy Sunday! Why not have brunch at Briscoe’s? The rodent infestation has been handled.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2017
Thanks for behaving last night! Please keep it up this evening!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2017
Did you witness the hot dog cart theft? Please see a campus security guard.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2017
And no, we won’t say what crime was committed...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2017
Our security staff is not hassling that guy selling hot dogs. They are trying to take a police report.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2017
Again we ask that you stop dyeing the water in our various fountains red. It creeps everyone out and isn’t funny.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2017
Hey, it’s Saturday! One week from today freshmen will be moving in! Do they know what’s in store for them?!?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2017
That crazy guy ranting about the NCIS controlling his mind is not a professor. He’s an assistant professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2017
Please remember not to embarrass yourselves this weekend! Let’s start out the school year without a major crisis!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2017
Okay, you guys really like the regular bodegas! We’re canceling plans to put them in the dorms, so please stop threatening to burn stuff!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2017
Hey students! We think those automated bodega machines are great! Think we should put them in the dorms? #Talk2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2017
Wow, it’s Friday and we have just one more week of quiet before our students return to campus in force!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2017
#DidYouKnow that you can rent out the Rose Garden for weddings? Rental is subject to availability and possible police actions.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2017
We’ll be testing our murder siren tonight. It is just a test. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2017
The dining commons had to throw out spoiled food today, so it’s “fend for yourself” tonight!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2017
Contrary to the internet rumors, Martin Shkreli did not attend school at Hudson. Our alumni typically commit lower level fraud.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2017
Have you ever heard of the Hudson Hacker? No? Good.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2017
Get those tinfoil hats ready! Retired Detective John Munch will be discussing new conspiracies at Schiff Hall on Halloween!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2017
Happy Thursday! #DidYouKnow that if you have a rare blood type you can defray the costs of your tuition at the Hudson Medical Center?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2017
The clowns roaming campus have nothing to do with the film “It”. In fact, we’re not sure what they want.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 13, 2017
#DidYouKnow that so many horse thefts occurred on campus that Pinkerton setup a large satellite office across from campus?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 13, 2017
Oh, the sharp objects were just Harry’s razors, ordered by a professor. Schiff Hall is now reopen! #StopReportingStupidThings
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 13, 2017
Schiff Hall is currently closed. Campus security is responding to a report of a box of sharp objects left in a hallway.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 13, 2017
Wait, on second thought, forget you saw that last tweet...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 13, 2017
Faith Yancey will be reporting live across the street tonight for MurderTV. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 13, 2017
Happy Wednesday! Did you know that Real World casting directors will be on campus today? Did you know that Real World is still on TV?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 13, 2017
The police action currently being investigated outside South Gate is not campus related- we think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 12, 2017
FYI: Serial killer Martin Robert Fitz is not a Hudson U alumnus. He never graduated because he was arrested before commencement.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 12, 2017
FYI, the real campus night time escorts cannot accept tips, use a golf cart to get around and won’t try to steal your wallet. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 12, 2017
Please Note: the guy passing himself off as “Professor Harris” is not a real professor. We’ll only give you 2 credits for taking his class.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 12, 2017
Please ignore the last tweet. You’ll still have to login to access WiFi, though.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 12, 2017
Hey, students! You will now need to use your login and password to access the WiFi on campus. We locked it down after a massive data breach.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 12, 2017
Happy Tuesday! Can you believe we’re two weeks away from a new school year? Time to get your annual buccal swab at student health!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 12, 2017
#DidYouKnow that we block the cable channel “Investigation Discovery” in the residence halls?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 11, 2017
Using a dating app on campus? Swipe left! Always swipe left!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 11, 2017
We’ve got beets! That’s why we’ll be serving them all week in the dining commons!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 11, 2017
We don’t know anything about his academic degrees, but we’re pretty sure that NYPD Detective Goren is NOT a licensed psychiatrist.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 11, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson employees use more psychiatric services for stress than the employees of any other university?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 11, 2017
Happy Monday! We’re ready for a great week; are you?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 11, 2017
Hudson’s football team is 0-2 because the entire team was suspended, but they are cleared to play next week! They’ll be legit losing soon!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 10, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the New York Ledger named us the safest University campus named after the Hudson River? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 10, 2017
Hudson University - Tuorum Periculo!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 10, 2017
Are you good at covering things up? Maybe a job at the Hudson University newspaper would be a perfect fit for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 10, 2017
Happy Sunday! Based on the forensics, yesterday’s crime scene proved to be a body dump, not a murder scene. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 10, 2017
Are you willing to trade your dignity and integrity for a paycheck? Join the Hudson University Public Relations Dept!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 9, 2017
Students! Your first tuition payment is due next week. Please Note- a dead roommate gets you a 4.0- not a Break on tuition payments!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 9, 2017
Are you looking for a job with petty co-workers & arbitrary rules? Hudson University is now hiring!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 9, 2017
Looking for lunch? We’ve still got tons of corn dogs in the dining commons!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 9, 2017
Happy Saturday! It’s nice & sunny & nice out there! Kindly ignore the NYPD investigating the crime scene in the rose garden!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 9, 2017
Sorry, folks! Someone forgot our twitter password so we were offline today. We should be back tomorrow!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 8, 2017
#DidYouKnow that choosing to attend Hudson is considered to be a usable defense when entering an insanity plea in the state of New York?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 7, 2017
Rikers Bail Bonds is offering Hudson students a 10% discount on bail bond service fees! Call 1-888-HudsonCrime for more details!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 7, 2017
Warning: A professor is being dramatically confronted on the front steps of Schiff Hall. Please use the side entrance at this time.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 7, 2017
Looking for a “job” with a cult? Systemotics is looking for you! #HudsonJobFair
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 7, 2017
We have an upcoming Job Fair for alumni! See reps from companies willing to hire our graduates, like Wells Fargo, New Enron, SeaWorld & more
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 7, 2017
It’s Thursday! One day closer to the weekend! Don’t get too “thirsty” tonight! #ThirstyThursday
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 7, 2017
Got a case of the #Munchies? #JustSaying http://pic.twitter.com/Ecwt5eqcbs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 7, 2017
Are you in the mood for more corn dogs for dinner? You’d better be...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 6, 2017
Please Note: Our entire football and rugby teams are currently under investigation. Don’t worry, though; they’ll end up being “innocent.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 6, 2017
#DidYouKnow that 50% of your tuition goes to campus security costs and lawsuit awards?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 6, 2017
Do you like corn dogs? If not, that’s too bad, because that’s all we have in the dining commons!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 6, 2017
Classes begin in just a few weeks! Have you bought your official Hudson U. mace yet? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 6, 2017
Happy Hump Day! Hump, meaning the middle of the week and not an offensive reference to sexual intercourse.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 6, 2017
Where can you use your Hudson student card for discounts? Let us know!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 5, 2017
The water is back on! And Hudson students are now banned from McDonald’s.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 5, 2017
We are temporarily shutting off the water, so if you need to use the restroom, try jimmying open the one at McDonald’s until further notice.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 5, 2017
Our maintenance team is busily getting campus buildings ready for the Fall Quarter! All possible hiding spaces are getting sealed off!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 5, 2017
We’re back! An update- there were no murders committed yesterday- we think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 5, 2017
Good night, folks! Did we do a good job of hiding the fact that we scheduled our tweets today?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 5, 2017
Was there a murder on campus today? Odds are, there were...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 4, 2017
Odds are, somebody did something on campus that was regrettable. We apologize for their actions!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 4, 2017
There’s crazy stuff happening today, isn’t there? Weird, Wacky Stuff!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 4, 2017
Wow, what a day out there, huh? It’s all hot and stuff, right?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 4, 2017
It’s Monday and everyone is off! We’ve been authorized to send out scheduled tweets today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 4, 2017
Are you watching CrimeTV’s “Murder on the Hudson” marathon of Hudson U true crime stories? If so, please stop...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 3, 2017
We’re happy to announce that we’re contracting out our campus food court! Food will be more expensive, but we’re making more money, so...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 3, 2017
It’s hot out there! Luckily the dorm A/C is working! (For once!)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 3, 2017
Are you using dating apps at Hudson? Swipe left! For goodness sake, ALWAYS swipe left!!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 3, 2017
Okay, cool you didn’t embarrass yourselves last night! Good job!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 3, 2017
Happy Sunday! You guys didn’t embarrass yourselves or us last night. (we think.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 3, 2017