Did you see two professors arguing in the rose garden this morning? Please report to the Admin building for a special hush “scholarship”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 1, 2017
Hudson is not hosting a special performance of songs from Dear Evan Hanson in the quad. We don’t know who those people “performing” are.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2017
The police action taking place across from Northgate isn’t related to campus. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2017
In conjunction with the New York DA, we’re opening a satellite courtroom so that our students, staff & faculty can be arraigned on campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the 1980’s college comedy “Boozers” was filmed at Hudson? Schiff Hall was where the snooty frat got its comeuppance.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson appeared on “America’s Most Wanted” more times than any other University? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2017
It’s Thursday! We’re finally throwing out the remaining turkey pot pies so it’s safe to go back to the dining commons again!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2017
Have you seen the article on Hudson University in People Magazine’s crime section? If not, just ignore it. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2017
The gentleman causing a scene in front of Schiff Hall is not insane. It’s actually Detective Robert Goren. It’s probably okay to ignore him, though.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2017
Yet again, we got our hands on some counterfeit theme park tickets. The real park is called “Six Flags” not “Seven Flags” and their mascot is Bugs Bunny, not Colonel Sanders. Plus, they’re not open in winter. For a full refund, find the guy in Times Square who sold them to us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2017
Welcome to WEDNESDAY! If you guys finish off the turkey pot pies, you’ll finally get something new Tomorrow in the dining commons. Maybe. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2017
We’re not changing the name of Tripley Hall due to the recent allegations against Billy Tripley because it is technically named after his father- and he has a lot of money...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2017
Please ignore the alarms currently sounding in Tripley Hall. There were just a couple murders, Uh, “hazmat situations” is all....
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2017
#DidYouKnow that our medical residents are very desperate for cash and they have full prescribing privileges? #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2017
We thought that over half of our residence hall rooms were broken into, but it turns out it was just 48% of rooms! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2017
It’s Taco Tuesday, except we still have tons of Turkey Pot Pies, so that’s what you’re getting in the dining commons! #TurkeyTuesday
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2017
The character of Freddy from the “Nightmare on Elm Street” Films was NOT based on a murderous Hudson professor. It was based on a murderous ASSOCIATE professor. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2017
As our marching band is now under investigation, we regret to inform you that they will not be able to perform at any Hudson sporting events. Though separate investigations have canceled most of our sporting events. #Investigations #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2017
Tonight’s dinner in the Dining Commons- Turkey Pot Pies! Tomorrow’s breakfast in the Dining Commons- Turkey Pot Pies!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2017
The “Hazmat Situation” has been sorted out by the NYPD. The area has been cleared of all evidence.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2017
We have a “Hazmat Situation” in the Rose Garden today, so please avoid the area while the NYPD investigates the double “Hazmat Situation”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2017
Happy Monday and welcome back! Hopefully your dorm room didn’t get broken into over the long weekend!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2017
Regular dorm food service returns tomorrow. Tonight you’re all on your own! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2017
Remember- Hudson University is not responsible for lost or stolen items or murders! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2017
Happy Sunday! For returning students, we’ve arranged for the NYPD to be onsite to take theft reports in the residence halls!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2017
#DidYouKnow that movies based on Hudson crimes have grossed over $5 Billion? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2017
Tired of your families yet? You’ll be doing it all again in a month!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2017
Investigation Discovery is running a marathon this weekend of Hudson University related true crime shows! Watch them with the sound turned down and enjoy the beautiful campus sights!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2017
Our football team is ready for today’s game. Since they’re all suspended from the NCAA, they’ll be at home watching the games with their families. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2017
Sorry, guys we didn’t want to alarm you all; only about half of the rooms in Tripley Hall were probably broken into. At this time nobody is in the Residence Hall offices, so you’ll just need to wait until you return to campus to find out if your room was hit. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2017
There are a lot of great deals on TVs out there! If you live in Tripley Hall, you might want to pick one up just in case yours was stolen! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2017
Hey, students! Are you enjoying your time back home this weekend? We wouldn’t want to ruin your holiday, but if you live in Tripley Hall, your dorm room was probably broken into.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2017
Did you survive Thanksgiving with family? Hopefully you’ll live through today’s crazy shopping! #GenericThanksgivingTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2017
Sitting down with family and friends? Why not say good things about Hudson? We’ve cut down on “Hazmat Situations” - just 26 instead of 27 last year at this time! For the first time in years, less than 51% of our faculty is under indictment! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2017
Students: the free Thanksgiving dinner being served across the street from campus is a trick- Dateline NBC is just trying to get new crime stories to smear us! Thanksgiving pot pies are still available in the freezers at the dining commons. Help yourself! #HudsonThanksgiving
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2017
#DidYouKnow that you’re probably better off just watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on TV? It’s cold out there- and overrated! #HudsonThanksgiving
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2017
Gimbel’s banned our cheerleaders from their tree lighting ceremony because they scandalized Eliza Gimbel back in 1922 by exposing their bloomers. She considered them to be “brazen hussies”. #HudsonThanksgiving
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2017
Happy Thanksgiving, Hudsonites! #DidYouKnow that the Hudson Marching Band was banned from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade by R.H. Macy himself? He found Hudson students to be “undesirable” and “untrustworthy”. #HudsonThanksgiving
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2017
Hey, Hudson students & alums! Are you with your friends back home for #Friendsgiving tonight? Say good things about Hudson, okay? We need to improve our reputation, so concentrate on the good things, not the bad things like crime & “haz-Mat situations.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2017
Southgate on campus is the scene of an active double “hazmat situation”. Eccentric NYPD Detective Goren is on the scene. Say hi!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2017
We will now be referring to bodies discovered on campus as “hazmat situations” since dead bodies are bio hazards and that term sounds less frightening. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2017
You’ll want to grab those pot pies while you can get them- otherwise you’re on your own this weekend- and the Hudson campus can get scary out there over a holiday weekend!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2017
Are you staying on campus for the weekend? Stop by the dining commons where we’re handing out stacks of turkey pot pies! First come, first served! http://pic.twitter.com/69Zo8alaxo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2017
We’re taking an early vacation! So long suckers! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2017
#DidYouKnow that our law school students get hands on experience dealing with indictments, subpoenas and warrants?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2017
Hudson’s Camp Crystal Lake is taking reservations for next summer! Want to give your kids an “interesting” summer? Book now!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2017
Legal fees are really hitting our endowment lately! Donate to Hudson today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson produces more arsonists than any other college?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2017
Happy Tuesday! It’s pretty quiet out there this morning- except for the feral turkeys who are causing problems in the Rose Garden. We’re not sure where they came from, but they must be very angry.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2017
Please note: if you Murder your roommat, you do NOT qualify for the automatic 4.0. (we just wanted to clarify things...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2017
Since Charles Manson died, we would like to again quash the urban legend that he went to Hudson U. He did not, though many members of his “family” did...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2017
Most classes are canceled this week, if you’re lucky all of yours were canceled. If not, hopefully you’ll survive! #HudsonUDoesntCare
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2017
Happy Monday! Are you stuck on campus? So are we. Anyone want to meet at a bodega for lunch? #HudsonUDoesntCare
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2017
It’s windy & cold out there! I bet our chancellor is glad he held that “staff meeting” in San Diego this weekend.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2017
Are you skipping out on classes next week? Don’t worry, your professors probably are skipping classes too...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2017
Happy Sunday! It’s quiet out there! Really quiet! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2017
Looking for something to eat since campus is mostly abandoned? Why not try Profaci’s Pizza? http://pic.twitter.com/ci03CnONzh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2017
Nothing is open on campus today. Except for our office. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2017
Happy Saturday! We’re going to pretend everyone is busy and working around here, but most folks have already left campus for the holiday. Good luck!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2017
The weekend is here! Safe travels if you’re going home for the holiday. Everyone else- please don’t go buck wild like last year!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson has a child care center for employees willing to entrust their children to us? It always has open slots for some reason, so contact us if you’re interested!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2017
Hey, TV news shows- Hudson will be empty next week, so it will be an excellent time to film B-Roll! You can use it when you showcase a Hudson crime and need to show something to illustrate how tranquil the campus can be before things were shattered by an unthinkable crime.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2017
The feral, aggressive turkeys that hang out in the Rose Garden have figured out that it’s almost Thanksgiving and are on the attack. You’ve been warned! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2017
Hudson branded Mace, tasers, stun guns and personal alarms are all 25% off! Stock up now, especially if you plan to stay on campus next week while our security department is closed for the holiday!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2017
Today is our bookstore’s Black Friday sale since most normal students will be home next Friday with their families! All true crime books featuring Hudson are 25% off! Preppy sweaters designed to be draped around your neck while you sneer at the plebes are 50% off! #HudsonDeals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2017
Happy Friday! Staying on campus for Thanksgiving? We’ve got you covered! The bodega across from Southgate has turkey dinners you can heat up in your dorm room! Dining commons food service ends at noon next Wednesday and returns the Monday after Thanksgiving. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2017
Are you planning to dropout and want a refund! Call the same number we use for vending machine refunds- 1-888-TOUGHLUCK.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2017
At Hudson University, we rarely enforce that DMCA whatever law, so go crazy with your downloads, kids!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2017
Did you lose money in a vending machine on campus? Call our refund hotline- 1-888-TOUGHLUCK. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2017
Special announcement! We’re finally bringing a famous chain restaurant to the Tripley Food Court! Opening after Christmas break- McDowell’s! http://pic.twitter.com/OBF8m9eVxD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2017
Based on the lack of crowds, it looks like most students have already left campus. Are you skipping classes for the next week? Remember that we might be able to override your grade if your parents “donate” enough! #InnocentWhistle
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2017
Rise & shine, students! Remember when our football team was under investigation? Ever remember a time when they were NOT under investigation? #ThrowbackThursday http://pic.twitter.com/sP0PzWU1oF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2017
It’s Thursday! One week from today you’ll be getting pestered by family members asking you if Hudson University is really as bad as they say. #Thanksgiving #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson waives all remaining tuition if you are indicted for a University related crime?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2017
Be on the lookout for some aggressive geese currently occupying the Hudson pond. If you run into one, guard your eyes and your groin areas.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2017
ATTN: If you own a green Prius, license plate DL66258 parked in the Hudson East Lot, you left your lights on. And your car was stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the climactic final scene of “Murder Frat House” was filmed in Hudson U’s quad?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson University is now safer than a rowdy Chuck E. Cheese?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2017
Contrary to the internet rumors, Martin Shkreli did not attend school at Hudson. Our alumni typically commit lower level fraud.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2017
It’s Wednesday! Next week at this time, you’ll already be tired of being cooped up with your families, desperate to leave your parents’ house!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2017
What’s the optimal temperature for a wine cellar? Hudson is doing the research to tackle this important issue of the day! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2017
#DidYouKnow that CBS once considered making “CSI: Hudson U”? It turned out they felt it would be too unbelievable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2017
#DidYouKnow that “America’s Most Wanted” filmed numerous episodes on campus? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alumni make more money on average from their prison jobs than alumni from every other university?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2017
To the person painting chalk outlines of alleged murder victims around campus- please stop; you are freaking out the freshmen parents.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2017
It’s Tuesday! Stressed out about whether your professor will let you out early next Wednesday? She or he probably won’t!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2017
A reminder- it’s health insurance open enrollment time! Choose Hudson Med Center for your primary care! Our doctors mostly care about their patients and they promise not to gossip about your freaky diagnoses. #ChooseHudsonMed
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2017
With the new NYPD precinct located on campus, getting processed is a breeze! You can even request that you be imprisoned on campus instead of at Riker’s Island! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 13, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s Medical Center produces the most “Angels of Death” of any teaching hospital in the country? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 13, 2017
Looking for some early gift ideas? Why not buy one of the many true crime books available in the Hudson Bookstore? We have the largest selection of true crime books based on crimes that occurred at Hudson! Many of them signed by the authors!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 13, 2017
Are you staying on campus over Thanksgiving weekend? Remember, you’re on your own! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 13, 2017
We apparently ran out of bacon at the dining commons this morning. Don’t worry, residence hall students- we’ll have more bacon afterthe new year when our budget is replenished!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 13, 2017
Happy Monday! Just think, freshmen- next week you’ll be able to tell your families at Thanksgiving dinner that you’ve survived your first quarter at Hudson! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 13, 2017
Students- midterms are approaching. Please note that our professors will not accept bribes in exchange for a good grade. They do, however, accept “tips”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 12, 2017
Did you lose your cell phone on campus? It was most likely stolen. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 12, 2017
Hey, alumni! Planning a trip to Los Angeles? Hudson Alumni get a discount at the infamous Cecil Hotel! Just use discount code ALUMNIMURDER when booking your room. Good Luck!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 12, 2017
Happy Sunday! Alert: There’s a guy dressed up like Santa wandering around campus. Please call campus security if you see him and do NOT accept his “present”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 12, 2017
Did you eat at Briscoe’s for brunch today? It might be a good idea to get yourself to the emergency room in the next thirty minutes. #JustSaying
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 11, 2017
#DidYouKnow that the majority of actors who go buck wild after they become stars have taken at least one class from Hudson’s drama dept?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 11, 2017
Hudson University does not condone faculty members committing murders. We merely tolerate them.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 11, 2017
In honor of Veteran’s Day, have a nice brunch on campus! Briscoe’s is open and offering a discount to veterans and their families! Alcoholic beverages are excluded because we lost our license to sell them!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 11, 2017
Happy Veteran’s Day Weekend! #DidYouKnow that many veterans who use their GI benefits at Hudson find campus to be the most dangerous place they’ve ever been?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 11, 2017
Happy Veterans Day Weekend!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 11, 2017
Shia LaBeouf is NOT filming anything on campus. He’s satisfying his community service sentence, so please leave him alone.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 10, 2017
Happy Veteran’s Day! It turns out that we’re off today, so if you need assistance, hopefully it can wait until tomorrow!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 10, 2017
Have you seen a clown roaming around campus today? Please call campus security or 911 immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 10, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson alumni who become serial killers elude the police for twice as long as alumni from other universities! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 10, 2017
Please stop calling Professor Kilter by the name “Professor Killer”. It freaks out prospective students & those charges were never proven.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 10, 2017
Hudson University officially urges you to cooperate with ADA Rafael Barba if he questions you. Tell him the “truth”. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 9, 2017
Hey Uber drivers! You don’t have to be scared to pick up passengers at Hudson University anymore! Crime is down on campus- honest!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 9, 2017
Underwater Basketweaving is NOT a major at Hudson U- we only offer it as a minor and a PhD program. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 9, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson U was in Perry Mason? He proves that his client was not guilty by proving that the real killer went to Hudson U!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 9, 2017
Tonight’s Hudson Ethics Seminar has been canceled due to lack of interest.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 9, 2017
It’s Thursday! Remember that tomorrow is a holiday! (Not for us, though...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 9, 2017
#DidYouKnow that compared to the front steps of the NYC courthouse, Hudson University is one of the safest places in NYC?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 9, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson keeps its own paramedics and ambulances on campus? They are typically extremely busy...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 8, 2017
#DidYouKnow the movie “Wall Street” was based on a composite of scandals committed by Hudson alumni and professors. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 8, 2017
#DidYouKnow Hudson University is the safest college listed on the Most Dangerous Campuses list? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 8, 2017
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University has been profiled on Investigation Discovery’s crime shows more than any other university? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 8, 2017
Thinking about applying to Hudson U? We now accept recommendation letters from wardens, probation officers and prison guards!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 8, 2017
It’s Wednesday! Hundreds of people threw caution to the wind and applied for a job at Hudson yesterday!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 8, 2017
Hooray! Now we have 280 characters to tell our stories and fill you all in on what’s going on at Hudson. Everyone thinks that nothing but murders and crime happen on campus. Sure, those things happen at Hudson, but there are good things that happen, like all of the volunteers who
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 8, 2017
As we conclude our online job fair, please be advised that most of our employees get paid- many of them fully! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 8, 2017
We deny the allegations made in this video... #ChooseHudson https://t.co/MPVDaoeIZN
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Have you put your application in yet? Choose Hudson: Where criminals go to school! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Hudson is better than certain other employers! #ChooseHudson http://pic.twitter.com/p9jZeRJU0T
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Paying our employees for overtime? Nescimus quid significat, quod! (we don’t know what that means.) #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
You don’t have to be crazy to work at Hudson; we’ll drive you there soon enough! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Did you know that people are dying to work here? Wait, that was supposed to be “People die after they work here.” #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Look! U.S. News & World Report admits we *are* an Ivy League school! #ChooseHudson http://pic.twitter.com/829FmKiz4j
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Are you a dynamo who knows federal and state labor laws? You should probably look elsewhere for a job. Otherwise, welcome! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
U.S. News & World Report recommends us to job seekers, but advises employees to double-check their pay stubs! That’s probably a good idea. http://pic.twitter.com/womWUgaWlI
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Did you know we were featured on the Netflix show “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”? #ChooseHudson http://pic.twitter.com/Skr7bmgyuS
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Hudson was voted the best school for management perks & pay! Unfortunately, we’re not hiring management positions today! #ChooseHudson http://pic.twitter.com/6Z4jldiPro
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
We’re having an online job fair! Are you looking for a job with sketchy benefits that (mostly) pays you what you’re owed? #ChooseHudson http://pic.twitter.com/hGNvw1P1mg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Happy Tuesday! Looking for a job? Today is our online job fair! #ChooseHudson http://pic.twitter.com/VZ7gyEAdQQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Tomorrow is our big Online Job Fair! #ChooseHudson http://pic.twitter.com/xyHkbHvmTZ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Nobody has ever been found murdered at Hudson! We always de-annex the area around crime scenes so that we can make that claim!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 7, 2017
Someone has stolen all of the computer lab printers on campus, so try bumming print jobs from your fellow students in the residence halls!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 6, 2017
Professor Gerald Smith has been arrested. It looks like all of his students are getting A’s! #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 6, 2017
It’s Movember! We don’t know what that is, but one of our deans wanted it mentioned because it’s apparently “hip” with the “kids”...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 6, 2017
That coffee cart that was setup on the quad is not really associated with Starbucks and we didn’t authorize it to be there. #Warning
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 6, 2017