#DidYouKnow all Hudson University students are entitled to FREE legal counsel, courtesy of the Kincaid Memorial Legal Clinic!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 1, 2018
Hey students! We’re now issuing special ID cards for our rich students. That way you won’t have to tell campus security who your father is!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2018
#YouKnowYouWentToHudson when you recall spending more time speaking with NYPD detectives than your actual professors.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2018
Did You Know? Our Communications Majors get REAL WORLD experience with crisis management & media relations! #PointsofPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2018
Contrary to popular belief, it is indeed possible to walk 500 feet on our glorious campus without stumbling upon a dead body. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2018
Serious note to our campus tour guides- please stop referring to us as “Murder U”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2018
Happy Wednesday! The week is halfway over and we made it to the end of the month with most of our dignity intact!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2018
Our world renowned Crime Scene Forensics program offers hands on experience, just steps away from and sometimes in the lecture hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2018
We’re hosting a voluntary blood drive! The student health center goes through so much blood, we need to replenish our supply! Donate now!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2018
Another mistake in the New York Ledger expose- Hudson medical school grads do NOT commit malpractice at a higher rate than other universities. They commit more *murders*. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2018
Have you seen Keith Morrison on campus? Let us know where you saw him! We’re trying to figure out which campus murder he’s reporting on.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2018
The New York Ledger has exaggerated things again! Crime on campus is up 19.8% over last year, not 20% like they claimed in their inaccurate feature story this morning! #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson employees use more psychiatric services for stress than the employees of any other university?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2018
Happy Tuesday! Is it Friday yet?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2018
Freshman Tip: Using a dating app on campus? Swipe left. Always swipe left! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2018
Freshmen Week: Did you know you can make money to pay tuition by busking on the subway? No need to rob your fellow students! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2018
#DidYouKnow that NY ADA Rafael Barba is a Hudson alum? Luckily the NY DA office didn’t hold that against him!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2018
Can you uselessly shout “You can’t go in there!” while an NYPD Detective barges into a conference room? We might have a job for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2018
We had another security breach and student information might have been exposed. Reading this tweet waives your right to sue. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2018
Rikers Bail Bonds is offering Hudson students a 10% discount on bail bond service fees! Call 1-888-HudsonCrime for more details!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson Medical Center accepts most insurance plans, credit cards, cash, checks and organ donations as payment?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2018
Happy Monday! It was mostly quiet on campus over the weekend- under 100 arrests! Good job, guys!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2018
Did you park in Lot 25? Please remember that Hudson is not responsible for any damages to your cars.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University has its own NYPD Detective squad solely assigned to our campus? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alums get placed in minimum security, “Club Fed” prisons more than the alums of other universities? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson appeared on “America’s Most Wanted” more times than any other University? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2018
Happy Sunday! Brunch at Briscoe’s returns today after yesterday’s fumigation. Try a half price Mimosa!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2018
Have you run into the Hudson mascot yet? If so, call 911. We don’t know who that guy is & he’s not affiliated with Hudson.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2018
A dangerous bee swarm is near the East Gate. South Gate is near that horrific frat house, however, so it’s a toss up as to which is safer.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2018
The NYC on-call subpoena judge this weekend is a Hudson Alumna! She won’t sign any for Hudson students/faculty so relax! #HudsonSayRelax
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2018
Happy Saturday! #DidYouKnow The alumni magazine now features a section listing alums on trial and/or newly incarcerated.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2018
We think that lady selling “chicken” out of her van is really selling fried pigeons. If you see her, please call campus security.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2018
Do you want to support our world class criminal law school? Donate to Hudson! We don’t care where the money comes from! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2018
ALERT: The dead body reportedly found on campus was actually a mannequin. (For once)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2018
Back in Stock at the Bookstore! Get your signed copy of Serena Southerlyn’s blockbuster expose: “Because I Was A Lesbian”! pic.twitter.com/I6sqjogH2y
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2018
The guy causing a scene at Schiff Hall is NOT a crazy person. It’s NYPD Det. Goren and he’s investigating, uh, a petty crime. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Pennywise from the film “It” was based on a Hudson professor who committed murders while dressed as a clown?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2018
Hudson is better than certain other employers! #ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/2nyYQcdK4e
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2018
Yay, it’s Friday! Too bad it isn’t 5 yet...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2018
CNN Headline News is not showing a documentary mini-series about Hudson University today. That’s just a “Forensic Files” marathon.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2018
Have you seen Associate Vice Chancellor Justine MacArthur on campus? Please call 911 immediately. She is armed and dangerous.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2018
Rumors that the Vice Chancellor of Finance embezzled funds and ran off to Atlantic City are false. She ran off to Las Vegas. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2018
Season One of “Murder U.” Is now streaming on Netflix! True Hudson crimes are covered in more than half of season one’s episodes!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2018
Due to an unforeseen circumstance of forgetting to pay the gas bill, there’s no heat in the dorms today. Is it too cold in your room? Wear your thickest coat!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2018
There are no strange experiments happening in our super secret underground laboratories. We don’t know why students make up stories about our confidential laboratories of Mystery!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2018
Briscoe’s will not be serving Brunch on Saturday due to extreme fumigation taking place during the day. Join us at 4PM, however, when it reopens for dinner!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2018
Hey, folks there’s still two days left this week- it’s not Friday yet. :-(
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2018
Attention Hudson tour guides: please stop referring to Hudson as the “Enron of Universities”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2018
Unfortunately, various crime procedural shows like using our campus as a backdrop for murder, insinuating that only criminals attend our school. In fact, just 65% of our students have gotten arrested during their time here. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2018
ALERT: Some Guy is running an illegal three card monte game around campus. Please notify campus security if you see him. He is described as being a middle aged, balding man and is a Hudson professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2018
BTW, the Tripley School of Business is not named after controversial Tripley Toys CEO Billy Tripley; it is named after his controversial father.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2018
#DidYouKnow that most CEOs who resign in disgrace after a scandal went to Hudson University’s Tripley School of Business?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2018
ALERT: Your campus e-mail might have been compromised. Actually, it most definitely was.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2018
Happy Wednesday! Ready for the weekend?!? We are. <sigh>
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2018
Did you misplace a Coach handbag in Branch Hall? Unfortunately, it was probably stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2018
You can rent out the Hudson Rose Garden for your next elegant event! If the Garden is considered a crime scene on your special day, your event is free!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2018
#DidYouKnow that our students typically make the best jailhouse lawyers? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2018
It’s #TacoTuesday! Too bad we’ll be serving corn dogs tonight in the dining commons!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2018
Our professors are tops in their respective fields! Especially if you consider “crime” a type of field! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2018
Branch Hall is not under fire- we’re just eliminating some “excess paperwork”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2018
“Killer Kampus” is not authorized to film on campus, so please let us know if you see them anywhere.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2018
Students: Please drink in moderation- unless you are drinking Bud Light! They gave us a huge “donation”, so drink up guys! #DillyDilly
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Van Buren Hall is not named after Martin Van Buren? It is actually named after Retired NYPD Lieutenant Anita Van Buren! Ms. Van Buren received the honor after a wealthy alumnus donated the money to thank her for solving a grisly campus murder. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2018
Happy Monday! Things are back on track around campus after our temporary money issues, though due to the federal shutdown, all of our “mysterious” research labs are closed.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2018
Again we ask that you stop dyeing the water in our various fountains red. It creeps everyone out and isn’t funny.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2018
Beware of phantom pizza deliveries! They’re serving subpoenas on campus today! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2018
#DidYouKnow that few Uber drivers will pick up anyone from campus? It’s a serious problem and we’re really trying to fix the misperception of Hudson being full of criminal students.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2018
Brunch at Briscoe’s is not included in the Hudson student dining plan. Our dining commons offers a hearty meal of gruel every Sunday!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2018
Happy Sunday! You guys have been great so far this year- very few major crimes have been committed on campus! Keep up the good work!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2018
We Do not agree with this meme... pic.twitter.com/IMoIZMtYSx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2018
Hudson will introduce a $595 Security Fee next quarter. Students who do not pay the fee will be on their own.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2018
Hudson could really use some large donations right now. Legal costs have skyrocketed over the last few months. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2018
Happy Saturday! Did you embarrass yourself last night?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2018
#DidYouKnow Hudson University is the safest college listed on the Most Dangerous Campuses list? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2018
Hudson University was not built on an ancient burial ground so it is not cursed. We’re not sure why so many people go crazy on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2018
Hudson University was not built on an ancient burial ground so it is not cursed. We’re not sure why so many people go crazy on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2018
Hudson does NOT produce 215% more serial killers than other universities. It produces 211% more serial killers. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2018
Behave yourselves tonight! Let another University be an embarrassment- for once!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the 1980’s college comedy “Boozers” was filmed at Hudson? Schiff Hall was where the snooty frat got its comeuppance.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2018
#HudsonUMythBusting Hudson is not one of the possible locations where Jimmy Hoffa might be buried.... we think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2018
Happy Friday! The internet is back up, our bills are paid, we’re ready for the weekend! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2018
The internet is back up on campus. It turns out someone did forget to pay the bill! #TheyreFired
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2018
The internet is down on campus today. Did someone forget to pay a bill?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2018
Until further notice, a $5 “seating fee” will be charged to enter all lecture halls.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2018
Please stop trying to chase away the Systemotics recruiters who setup in the quad. They are there because they paid us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2018
We are now charging a $25.00 grading fee for each test that you take. #NickelsAndDimes
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2018
Until further notice, the “Organic Salad Bar” in the dining commons will no longer be organic.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2018
But enough about sponsors and money problems! Classes resume today and payroll checks should now be cashable. The Hudson University Credit Union, however, will not cash Hudson University checks.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2018
Attention, students: beer and other alcoholic beverages are still banned in the residence halls, but due to our new sponsorship deal with Bud Light, your RAs have been asked to look the other way if they find Bud Light in your dorm room. #DillyDilly
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2018
Happy Wednesday! Thanks to everyone who wired in money, we’ll be solvent for at least another month! Time for a delicious Bud Light! #DillyDilly
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2018
That’s all for today! Cross your fingers and hope that we’ll remain solvent overnight!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Hudson University is not the “New Enron” as suggested by Faith Yancey. Fake News! By the way, do you have rare blood and are willing to donate it to us so we can sell it? Come over to Branch Hall ASAP!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Classes for the rest of the day are hereby canceled. If any students wanted to “accidentally” torch any buildings on campus so that we could cash in on our insurance, go right ahead. #wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Anyone want to buy Amway products? What about Systemotics classes? Maybe you’re interested in buying gently used lab rats?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Attention Professors: Effective immediately, you must begin all classes by announcing that “Bud Light is the official beer of Hudson University- Dilly! Dilly!” Whether your paycheck will clear depends on you following our sponsor’s wishes! #DillyDilly
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Anybody need a social media director? Experienced social media director seeks any position with a company whose paychecks will clear. Experienced with dealing with bad PR and keeping a straight face while telling untruths at press conferences. DM me if you’re hiring!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Alumni- can you wire a donation of at least $250,000 by the close of business today? The Dean of Students will rename one of his children after you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Apparently, we can get people to not believe the truth by just claiming that it is “fake news”, so those stories in the Ledger about Hudson being on the brink of bankruptcy? Fake News!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Can your parents prepay the rest of your fees and tuition by wire? If they can wire it to us by the close of business today, you’ll get an automatic 4.0!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
Happy Tuesday! Does anyone know if those payday loan places will loan money to an educational organization? #Asking4AFriend
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 16, 2018
We’re closing down certain buildings around campus this week, in no way due to any monetary problems. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 15, 2018
Despite what you might have heard, Hudson University remains a solvent organization that is in no way teetering on the edge of bankruptcy. While certain faculty, staff and students might be morally bankrupt, campus finances remain stable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 15, 2018
Hey, employees- have you cashed your paycheck from last week yet? If not, can you wait until Friday? #NoReasonWhy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 15, 2018
It’s Monday and Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Campus will be closed today in honor of the holiday and because we can’t afford to be open which has nothing to do with our pension manager leaving the country.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 15, 2018
Investigation Discovery is on campus today! Please do not disturb them while they film their re-enactments.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 14, 2018
Our pension manager has taken a “vacation” to a country with no extradition agreement with the United States, but we’re sure there’s nothing to worry about it.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 14, 2018
Our own NYPD precinct celebrated its 5,000th arrest last night! Way to go guys!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 14, 2018
Happy Sunday! Due to a rodent infestation, the dining commons is closed today. Looking for something to eat? Why not try Taco Bell or McDonald’s?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 14, 2018
Please stop nominating that crazy guy from the Rose Garden for Hudson Professor of the Month. He is a lecturer and thus ineligible.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 13, 2018
Sign up for a Hudson U. credit card and register to win an all expenses paid trip to Los Angeles, including a stay at the Cecil Hotel!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 13, 2018
Are you a former child star who is always in the tabloids because of drugs and sexcapades? Consider attending Hudson U! #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 13, 2018
Is there a Dateline NBC Mystery tonight? Is it about us? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 13, 2018
It’s Saturday! Thank you for not embarrassing yourself or Hudson last night!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 13, 2018
Please don’t drink too much over the holiday weekend! We could really use a few more weeks without an embarrassing on campus incident!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 13, 2018
Remember Pizza Rat? He was eating a slice of Profaci’s Pizza! Profaci’s: They pay us to mention them! http://pic.twitter.com/l2Om868eXe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 13, 2018
Are you good at covering things up? Maybe a job at the Hudson University newspaper would be a perfect fit for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 12, 2018
In conjunction with the New York DA, we’re opening a satellite courtroom so that our students, staff & faculty can be arraigned on campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 12, 2018
The police action taking place across from Northgate isn’t related to campus. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 12, 2018
Where else but Hudson University will you run into famous celebrities like Keith Morrison, Nancy Grace, Erin Moriarty and Josh Mankiewicz?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 12, 2018
Hey, how’s it going? It’s Friday! If you’re still alive, the weekend is almost here!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 12, 2018
Hudson University does not charge a “seating fee”. The professors charging such fees are running a scam. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 11, 2018
Sorry folks, your professors do NOT accept bribes. The Hudson University Development Department, however, does accept “donations.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 11, 2018
There are no serial killers currently active on the Hudson University campus... we think. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 11, 2018
The professor who is selling these shirts is NOT authorized to do so! Please refrain from buying them. http://pic.twitter.com/9QbLVFud3B
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 11, 2018
Heat has now returned to the residence halls! That’s why it smells like burning and not because someone has set a fire. (For once!)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 11, 2018
It’s the first day of classes! Remember- if your roommate dies after 8AM, the official start of the term, you get a 4.0! (don’t get any ideas, though!)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 11, 2018
#DidYouKnow 4 out of 5 hot new “multi-level” marketing schemes are established by Hudson University alumni? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 11, 2018
That crazy guy ranting about the NCIS controlling his mind is not a professor. He’s an assistant professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 10, 2018
Campus Tour Guides: Please Stop referring to Hudson as a “living horror movie.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 10, 2018
Please note: Just about anything located across the street from Northgate is a scam.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 10, 2018
Please note: the bookstore that opened in an abandoned storefront across from Northgate is a scam.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 10, 2018
Living in the dorms? Remember that the heating system will not be turned on until tomorrow at 8AM EST!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 10, 2018
Happy Wednesday! Classes begin tomorrow! Please note: you only get a 4.0 if your roommate were to die *after* tomorrow at 8AM EST. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 10, 2018
According to NYPD Det. Tutuola, the latest thing is to put heroin in McNugget sauce. It’s called “Smackin’ & Mackin’” Please Stop doing it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 10, 2018
#DidYouKnow that NY ADA Rafael Barba is a Hudson alum? Luckily the NY DA office didn’t hold that against him!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 10, 2018
Our professors do not purposely assign only books they’ve written; they *mostly* assign their own books.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 9, 2018
The Rose Garden is currently being used for a dramatic confrontation of a felonious Professor by the NYPD. Please avoid the area.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 9, 2018
#DidYouKnow that most Hudson students personally know multiple NYPD detectives? #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 9, 2018
Abigail won a parcel of land surrounding North Gate in an illicit card game. Fearing that the land was cursed, she donated it to the college.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 9, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson did not get its name from the nearby Hudson River? It was named after Abigail Hudson, a famed brothel proprietress.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 9, 2018
Hudson will be featured tonight on Crime TV’s “Murderous Professors”. Just watch it with the sound turned off! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 9, 2018
Happy Taco Tuesday! (We have no tacos available in the dining commons, though.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 9, 2018
Please Note: Hudson does not have an acapella group. Those guys claiming to be our acapella group are running a scam.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 8, 2018
If you receive an email from our accounting department, please ignore it. They have been hacked.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 8, 2018
ALERT: The aggressive squirrels have returned and they’re pretending to be frozen to get people to try to help them. Then they go in for the kill! #EvenHudsonSquirrelsCommitCrimes
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 8, 2018
Hey, Hudsonites- it’s Monday! Classes begin on Thursday and heating will return to the Residence Halls that day as well!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 8, 2018
The body found in the Rose Garden was not ruled a homicide by the NYPD, so we’re still murder-free for 2018!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 7, 2018