It’s our 2000th Tweet! It’s hard to believe that it has been almost one year since an out of touch vice chancellor asked us why we weren’t on “The Tweeter” and insisted that we setup “Twits”. #2000Tweets pic.twitter.com/ZfZY7y7aD5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 1, 2018
Did you see the Baby Driver? Not the movie, but the toddler who stole the security golf cart?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2018
Squirrels have broken into the Hudson U Data Center, but they haven’t breached the server room- yet.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2018
We hear there might be a news segment about Hudson U. coming out soon. If it mentions crime, it’s just sensationalist trash!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2018
#YouKnowYouAreAHudsonAlumWhen you are an inmate at a federal country club prison.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2018
We continue highlighting the fad drugs that the youth of today are using! Don’t turn your tacos into “Tex Meth”, kids! #NYPD #FinnTutoula #JustSayNo pic.twitter.com/ver1kfXHqA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2018
Happy Wednesday! Despite it not being #TacoTuesday the dining commons staff says they’ll have tacos today. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2018
Please Note: The “Enron Scholarship” offered by Hudson University has finally been renamed. It is now known as The Weinstein Company Scholarship.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2018
Hey potential students- did you know that many famous celebrities have visited Hudson while fulfilling their community service? Come to Hudson and you might stumble upon Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey or Billy Tripley!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2018
Apparently Professor Miggs was arrested and she cannot continue teaching her courses. That means all of her students get A’s! She might have been poisoning her students, however, so please see a doctor immediately.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2018
Looking to avoid Florida for Spring Break this year in alliance with #NeverAgain ? Why not fly out west to sunny Los Angeles? And while you’re there, stay at the Cecil Hotel! Hudson students save 25%! The Black Dahlia probably had her final meal there, so it’s historic!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2018
We continue to help the #NYPD spread the word on new drugs that the kids are doing nowadays. Beware of Kratom, guys!#JustSayNo #Kratom pic.twitter.com/9P3UDooTnq
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2018
In support of #NeverAgain we are no longer using FedEx to deliver subpoenas, court mandated settlement checks or any other campus mailings. Based on the volume of subpoenas our legal department issues, that’s $250K of lost business at least, right there.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2018
Happy Tuesday! Yet again, it’s #TacoTuesday but there are no tacos at the dining commons.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2018
Is your company embattled or controversial? Cleanup your image with a donation to Hudson! We don’t care who gives us money! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2018
#DidYouKnow that CBS once considered making “CSI: Hudson U”? It turned out they felt it would be too unbelievable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2018
Will the person who keeps writing ‘acid is groovy, kill the pigs’ on campus restroom mirrors please stop? You’re scaring the prospective freshmen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2018
Did you participate in this past weekend’s Hudson fish fry? It turns out that fish actually came from the Hudson River, so please head to the student health center immediately!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2018
We’re continuing our partnership with the #NYPD to warn you all of the latest dangerous drug fads. Don’t do ‘La Vida Coca’, Kids! #SVU pic.twitter.com/AchWVOjiQI
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2018
Remember, Hudson applicants- we’re not going to hold any peaceful protesting against you, so go ahead and protest! (Though some people might hold your willingness to attend Hudson against you.) #NeverAgain
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2018
Happy Monday! Are you looking forward to another Hudson week? We certainly aren’t!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2018
Wow, wasn’t the Winter Olympics amazing? You didn’t watch it? Yeah, neither did we. Better luck next time to the Hudson students and alums who participated in the games!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2018
We’re teaming up with the NYPD to get the word out about new & dangerous fads that the young people are doing these days! Thank you, NYPD Detective Finn Tutuola for warning us about the new fad drug “Candy Rainbow”! #SVU #NYPD pic.twitter.com/Y6OtlT6ojx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2018
Hey students- it’s almost Spring Break! Are you excited? If you’re planning on heading out to Los Angeles, stay with our partner hotel and save! Book with code STAYALIVE and save 25% off at the famous Cecil Hotel! The famous Black Dahlia- Beth Short liked hanging out there!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2018
Hey, potential students- planning to participate in upcoming protests? Hudson University will NOT hold petty suspensions against you. Feel free to exercise your freedom of speech! Of course, we wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t want to come here, but we’ll support you nonetheless!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2018
Happy Sunday! Looking for a place to have brunch? Why not try Briscoe’s? Looking for a good place to have brunch? There are a ton of places in #NYC that you can try!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2018
Please Note: Comedy Central is not filming an episode of “Drunk History” on campus. That guy shouting out drunken misremembered history is actually a Hudson history professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2018
#DidYouKnow that they never caught The Hudson Strangler? Don’t worry, though, he is most likely either dead or too old to kill people. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2018
The crime tape strung around the Rose Garden is real. Please stop trying to take pieces of it down as “souvenirs”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2018
Did you enjoy delicious waffles today? You just waived your right to sue Hudson for the next six months!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2018
Happy Saturday! We’re serving waffles in the dining commons today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2018
The internet is back! Time to ignore your fellow students while you stare at your iPhone!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2018
Someone cut the main tube that connects Hudson to the internet again! We should probably lock that down one of these days...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2018
Our campus administration was getting tired of hearing about the broken glass at Tripley Hall, so our campus maintenance crew will be boarding up the windows with plywood. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2018
Will people stop inquiring about the broken glass at Tripley Hall? That wasn’t how the irradiated rats escaped in any case.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2018
#DidYouKnow that William Randolph Hearst forbade his Newsies from selling papers on the Hudson campus? He felt our campus was too dangerous.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2018
We beg to differ with critics who believe a decent Ivy League school would fix a broken pane of glass quickly. Harvard has far more broken glass scattered around its campus than we do. #MayNotBeATrueStatement
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2018
Are you looking for a crime scene investigation degree with real world experience? #WhyNotHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2018
The windows at Tripley Hall don’t keep getting broken. The maintenance staff just hasn’t gotten around to fixing them yet. Please just step around the broken glass!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2018
It’s Thursday! Are you looking forward to the weekend? We are!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2018
The irradiated rats have been recovered! Uh, we mean “allegedly” irradiated rats. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2018
Donations to Hudson can be earmarked for anything you wish, like student scholarships, important research, legal fees, stronger lab cages to prevent irradiated rats from escaping, the library, etc. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2018
Keith Morrison has been spotted on campus again. If you find out what he’s doing here, report to Branch Hall for a “surprise”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2018
Some irradiated rats may have escaped from a lab in Tripley Hall. If you happen to see them, please call campus security IMMEDIATELY. If they happen to bite you first, please consult a mortician.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2018
Children of parents who make large donations do not get preference with admission. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2018
As we get close to announcing who will be accepted to our Fall freshman class, we’re also (coincidentally) starting up our #OnlyAtHudson campaign. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2018
Happy Wednesday! We’re already halfway through a short week!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2018
Have you seen NYPD Lieutenant Olivia Benson on campus? If so, do you know what she’s investigating?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2018
The talent scouts currently auditioning students in the quad are not from “American Idol;” They are from “America’s Most Wanted”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2018
Tour Guides: Please stop referring to Kelner Hall as “Killer Hall”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2018
It’s #TacoTuesday but we don’t have any tacos. There is a Taco Bell across from the East Gate, though.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2018
Food services have returned to campus. The next time we shutdown food services, please refrain from breaking into the dining commons to help yourselves.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2018
Hey, it’s Tuesday! Excited to be back at it? Yeah, us neither...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2018
The Hudson Bookstore is running a Presidents Day sale! Half off everything on 2/19/2018 only! Please note, the Hudson Bookstore is closed today.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2018
#DidYouKnow that President Woodrow Wilson refused an honorary doctorate from Hudson because he didn’t want to be associated with our University?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2018
In honor of Presidents Day, all Hudson food services on campus are closed. Living in the dorms? We believe the McDonald’s across from Southgate is open!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2018
Happy Presidents Day! Did you know that President Theodore Roosevelt despised Hudson University and refused to visit our campus?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson doesn’t inspect any of the food trucks that park on campus? #TuorumPericulo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2018
Looking for a writer?!? We might know someone who is looking for a new job... #HudsonLayoffs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2018
This has been a (relatively) crime-free weekend. Well done!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2018
Hey, remember that tomorrow is a University holiday, though not for us! 😒
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2018
It’s brunch time! Head on down to Briscoe’s for a passable meal! pic.twitter.com/uyOgWdbNCn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2018
Happy Sunday! The internet actually came back yesterday, but the University President thought his Netflix was running so much faster so he wanted us to wait to announce it was back up.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2018
Due to the internet outage, we can only access twitter from our cell phones. Since our campus administrators are out of touch, they think we can’t get to “The Twit Thing” without wired internet, so they’re sending us home- with pay! Have a great Saturday and don’t rat us out!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2018
Happy Saturday! Addicted to the internet? You’re in for a long day! Someone cut Hudson’s Internet pipe, so our administration staff is scrambling to scrape up enough money to get it repaired. Hopefully you haven’t used up your cellular data!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2018
Looking for a nice place to take your parents for a nice meal? Try Briscoe’s! It passed its most recent health inspection! pic.twitter.com/dQv7q4IymF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2018
We’re in the process of going through applications. Want your application to “stand out”? Are your parents wealthy? Hudson could use some sizable “donations” right now... #JustSaying
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University is the college most mentioned on true crime podcasts? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2018
Looking to join the latest crazy cult? Head down to the quad and sign up at the Neurotology booth. They paid us $25,000! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2018
Hudson University is not affiliated with the upcoming television series called “Criminal Campus” that is allegedly set on our campus. The show’s PR team claims that campus crime has gone up 62% this year. It has actually increased just 61.75%. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2018
It’s finally Friday! Don’t go too buck wild this three day weekend!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2018
It’s #ThirstyThursday but don’t get too thirsty tonight!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2018
#OnlyAtHudson pic.twitter.com/bDmHX5IMoE
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2018
#OnlyAtHudson pic.twitter.com/rB575YIhpp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2018
#OnlyAtHudson pic.twitter.com/tdXE3qyqRY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2018
It’s Thursday! Just two more days until a three day weekend!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2018
Stay safe out there, folks! While we do care about you, we’re more concerned about our reputation, so please be careful tonight!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2018
The red balloons being strung around campus are not authorized decorations. In fact, we’re not sure who is putting them up; in fact, we’re a bit concerned...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2018
Will the person or persons leaving cow hearts around campus please stop? It’s really freaking everyone out and isn’t a fun joke.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
Are you already starting to drink at McCoy’s Bar? Remember that tomorrow is still a school day! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
The Hudson Sweet-Heart Killer is different from the Hudson Sweethearts Killer. While the Sweethearts Killer murdered Sweethearts making out on campus, the Sweet-Heart Killer cut out the hearts of random students. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson Sweethearts Killer was never apprehended? Don’t worry, though, the killer is most likely dead. Or inactive. Besides, what are the odds that he’ll attack you and your sweetheart? #GoodNight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
Looking for a Hudson themed sorta Valentine’s Day related shirt? Head to the Hudson Bookstore and grab one of these shirts while they last!#HudsonGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/TvUscQI0rL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
Briscoe’s still has spots available for tonight’s special Valentine’s Dinner. Remember that if you witness a rodent infestation, your dinner is 10% off!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
It’s Valentine’s Day and even the campus squirrels seem to be amorous... though they most likely just have rabies, so try to avoid them at all costs!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
Happy Valentine’s Day! Please remember that public “relations” are not permitted in the Rose Garden, Library, restrooms, pretty much anywhere and everywhere on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
Did you park in Lot 25? Please remember that Hudson is not responsible for any damages to your cars.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2018
#DidYouKnow that choosing to attend Hudson is considered to be a usable defense when entering an insanity plea in the state of New York?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2018
Contrary to the rantings of our Economics department chair, Hudson is not a Ponzi scheme of any kind.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2018
Law school students at Hudson get a LOT of hands on experience! #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2018
#DidYouKnow Hudson U students have setup more dotcom startups on the dark web than any other University’s students?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2018
#DidYouKnow that famed author J.B. Fletcher once taught courses at Hudson? She also solved various campus murders as well!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2018
#DidYouKnow that famed author J.B. Fletcher once taught courses at Hudson? She also solved various campus murders as well!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2018
Happy Tuesday! Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2018
As it turns out, the new policy referenced in the previous tweet is illegal, so just pretend you didn’t see it.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2018
Effective immediately, any area on campus in which a body is discovered will be quickly de-annexed for reporting purposes, meaning that the crime will be considered to have taken place off campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
#DidYouKnow that all of the veggies served on campus are grown here? That probably explains why everyone got diarrhea last night. #SorryFolks
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
Beginning next school year, accessing on campus bathrooms will no longer be included with standard tuition. Students wishing to use restrooms will have to pay a $250 yearly restroom fee.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
It is not true that insane, homicidal child actress “Baby Jane” Hudson is a Hudson University alumna. She did attend Hudson, but she never graduated. Also, the school is not named after her wealthy grandfather, though he did “donate” money right before we accepted her.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
Tour Guides: Please stop telling tour groups that Hudson University is “The Most Murderous Place on Earth”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
#DidYouKnow that 54.6% of Hudson alums are too embarrassed to admit that they went to Hudson?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
It’s quiet out there.... too quiet.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
Happy Monday! It’s Lincoln’s Birthday, but we’re still open today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
Excited about the upcoming week? Yeah, we’re not either...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2018
Did you accidentally lose your laptop in the University Library? We didn’t find it, so it was most likely stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2018
Shopping at the Hudson University Bookstore and using cash for your purchases? Count your change! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2018
#DidYouKnow that more Hudson University athletes have been disqualified from the Olympics over the years than those from all other universities?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2018
Happy Sunday! Looking for an awesome brunch? Visit Briscoe’s! Now rodent-free!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2018
The “professor” shouting in the quad about killing students isn’t a professor. She’s actually just a lecturer & never follows through.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2018
Are you good at covering things up? Maybe a job at the Hudson University newspaper would be a perfect fit for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2018
ATTN: If you own a green Lexus, license plate DL195528 parked in the Hudson East Lot, you left your lights on. And your car was stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson waives all remaining tuition if you are indicted for a University related crime?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2018
Happy Saturday! Please avoid Fraternity Row until after noon; we’re currently hosing everything down after last night’s “events”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2018
We’re running a pizza bar in the dining commons! Make your own pizza, as long as you just want cheese or pepperoni. It’s pizza rat approved!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2018
Are you guys all watching the Olympics? Isn’t it great? By the way, on campus crime is way, way up. #OlympicsInfoDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 9, 2018
#FlashbackFridays Remember when the late ADA Ben Stone spoke out against Hudson University’s administration for its lackadaisical attitude towards on campus crime? We do. #Sigh pic.twitter.com/Tmpmr9LcAO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 9, 2018
We have been asked if the copies of Ben Stone’s book- NYC: DOA- are autographed. They will be later today! #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 9, 2018
We still have copies of the late Benjamin Stone’s fascinating novel about the many shootings, riots and disturbances that have taken place at the deadliest spot in NYC outside of the Hudson campus- the courthouse steps! pic.twitter.com/LJgkAOZPZr
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 9, 2018
We are saddened to hear of the death of former ADA Benjamin Stone. Mr. Stone prosecuted more Hudson faculty members over his storied career than any other NYC ADA, but we hold no grudges, so want to donate something in his honor? Donate to us!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 9, 2018
It’s Friday! Don’t embarrass us or yourselves by drinking too much tonight!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 9, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s campus was ranked safer than taking an unescorted ship into pirate infested disputed waters?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 9, 2018
We’re hosting a voluntary blood drive! The student health center goes through so much blood, we need to replenish our supply! Donate now!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 9, 2018
The crazy guy ranting in front of Schiff Hall is NOT a philosophy professor like he claims. He’s actually a math professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 8, 2018
Alert: They’re not filming a crime movie in the Rose Garden. The NYPD is conducting an investigation. #NothingToSeeHere
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 8, 2018
Congratulations to Hudson Alum ADA Rafael Barba on his recent acquittal! Now that he has resigned, does anyone know someone else on the inside of the DA’s Office who can “help” us out?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 8, 2018
Our professors are not permitted to accept “kickbacks” from book publishers to assign their expensive textbooks, though they can accept “gifts”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 8, 2018
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when America’s Most Wanted broadcast live from Hudson University? #HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/fWfA0z0UYN
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 8, 2018
Happy Thursday! Anyone else ready for this week to end!?!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 8, 2018
Have you seen any aggressive, irradiated squirrels on campus? Please return them to Tripley Hall, where no strange experiments are happening
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 8, 2018
Famed serial killer HH Holmes is not a Hudson University alumnus.... we think. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 7, 2018
The altercation in front of the Computer Science building was due to a Star Trek related argument. Nothing to see here!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 7, 2018
According to NYPD Det. Tutuola, the latest thing is to put heroin in McNugget sauce. It’s called “Smackin’ & Mackin’” Please Stop doing it! #TheMoreYouKnow
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 7, 2018
Carmen Sandiego was inspired by a Hudson professor, only the real person murdered people instead of stealing things. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 7, 2018
The body in the Rose Garden is real! Please stop tromping around to take selfies with it. You’re being disrespectful & destroying evidence.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 7, 2018
Happy Wednesday! It’s almost Friday and most of us survived “Process Server Tuesday”!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 7, 2018
That fake In-N-Out truck on the quad is serving up subpoenas- not hamburgers.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 7, 2018
1980’s singer Tiffany is not giving a free concert- she’s just trying to lure you to the quad to get served by her team of process servers. #ShameOnTiffany
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 6, 2018
Now they’re using dating apps to try to lure people into getting served. Did you get a message from someone totally out of your league? They’re probably a process server.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 6, 2018
There’s a guy in a bad wig pretending to be Keith Morrison interviewing students. He’s really just a very creative process server.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 6, 2018
What’s worse than Systemotists? Process servers pretending to be Systemotists. #AvoidTheQuad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 6, 2018
We’d never try to obstruct justice, but you just might want to avoid the steps in front of Schiff Hall if you wanted to avoid getting served....
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 6, 2018