Did you park in Lot 25? Please remember that Hudson is not responsible for any damages to your cars.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 30, 2018
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Did you park in Lot 25? Please remember that Hudson is not responsible for any damages to your cars.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 30, 2018
The crazy guy shouting lies about gold fringe flags is not a law prof. He’s a chem lecturer, so he doesn’t know what he’s talking about!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 30, 2018
Warning: A professor is being dramatically confronted on the front steps of Schiff Hall. Please use the side entrance at this time.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 30, 2018
#DidYouKnow that our professors are regularly featured on True Crime shows, often as experts instead of suspects?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 30, 2018
Due to some escaped monkeys, Tripley Hall will be off limits until further notice. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 30, 2018
It has come to the attention of University management that some employees might be considering a strike. Please be advised: campus security will not be on hand to protect the strikers and you know how dangerous campus is, so consider the consequences.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 30, 2018
Happy Monday! We didn’t get enough donations this past weekend, so the dining commons will be serving leftovers all week. Hope you like reheated corn dogs!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 30, 2018
Our dining commons has reopened with wonderful leftovers from yesterday! Enjoy reheated barbecue items that our alumni couldn’t finish eating.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 29, 2018
In order to speed our cleanup, we’re just going to have the campus fire department hose down Fraternity Row. Please avoid walking outside until the high pressure hosing is complete.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 29, 2018
Please stop bothering Lindsay Lohan. She is not making a personal appearance, she’s doing community service by helping with the cleanup.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 29, 2018
This afternoon’s day after Ice Cream Social in the quad has been canceled because we didn’t get enough donations from alumni yesterday. Are you already in the quad? Might as well help us clean up from yesterday!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 29, 2018
There is a treasure trove of items in the Hudson lost & found after yesterday’s Open Hudson Day! We’ll start selling off the higher ticket items on eBay shortly, so hurry over to claim your stuff!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 29, 2018
Good Morning! We got through another “Open Hudson Day” with minimal damage and arrests! Thank you! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 29, 2018
Thank you for spending your day with us! Please leave campus in an orderly manner and don’t do anything that might make us look bad. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
The doors to most halls and exhibits will close promptly in five minutes. Our friendly riot police will assist you in locating the nearest exit.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
“Open Hudson Day” officially ends at 5PM. Please leave campus at that time in an orderly fashion and let’s not give the Ledger any fodder for tomorrow.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
The officers currently massing in the quad are not riot police, though they are wearing riot gear. They are merely being called up for your ‘safety’.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
We challenge the accuracy of this article in the New York Ledger. No murders have taken place at Open Hudson Day since 2011. pic.twitter.com/6w82ZzDfaK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Did you park a blue Toyota Camry in Lot 15? You left your lights on. And your car was stolen. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
We have received numerous complaints about Systemotics and their relentless proselytizing. We recognize that they’re annoying, but they paid a lot of money to setup their booth, so just deal with it. #HailMeepthorp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Someone apparently printed up these t-shirts. They are not officially licensed. But they are pretty cool. pic.twitter.com/EatVyUZmft
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Did you lose a laptop in Branch Hall today? It probably isn’t missing- it was stolen. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Looking for the perfect gift for your newly admitted student? Our student bookstore has you covered! pic.twitter.com/DuD5nQxCXz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Is your child missing? We’ve got our own NYPD Precinct right on campus! File a police report without having to leave campus! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
John Walsh will be talking about the time that “America’s Most Wanted” broadcast live from Hudson University in 25 Branch Hall. pic.twitter.com/Gpc4zCggcL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Join Peter Stone in 55 Tripley Hall as he discusses his father’s book about the most dangerous place in all of NYC- the Courthouse Steps and NOT Hudson University. Copies are available for purchase at the Hudson Student Bookstore! pic.twitter.com/RXNJ95aWKb
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
The clowns currently walking through the quad are not connected with Hudson University and might actually be dangerous.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Are you already a bit tipsy? You might find yourself falling down drunk by this evening. Play it safe and book a room at the notorious Blaine Hotel! Special rates available tonight! pic.twitter.com/iec1irTX03
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Please note: you are free to pet any of the monkeys in the test lab at Tripley Hall, but please return them to their cages when you’re finished and consult a mortician if you’ve been bitten.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Looking for the perfect gift for mom? Why not get her a shirt that shows she’s willing to admit that she has a child going to Hudson? pic.twitter.com/QnI4sBvUYW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Join us at 10AM in 66 Tripley Hall as we welcome SVU Detective Fin Tutuola who will give a lecture on dangerous new drug trends. Did you know that even cats can fall prey to dangerous drugs? pic.twitter.com/nuP8GmxOtm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Have you purchased food from any of the Hudson run food stands on campus? Count your change! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
In just 30 Minutes, 55 Branch Hall will be hosting a panel discussion about the time when Leonard Nimoy and “In Search Of” came to campus to cover the shocking case of the Hudson Strangler. #DidYouKnow that the strangler is still at large? pic.twitter.com/ZHqIQ4Tmt3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Beware of the assorted pickpockets, purse snatchers and con artists working the crowds today. We apologize in advance for the actions of our faculty and students but are not responsible for lost or stolen articles. #StaySafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
The official Open Hudson Day T-Shirts are available throughout campus for just $29.95! Show the world you’re willing to admit that you have some association with Hudson University. pic.twitter.com/ZCqD6rtaB4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
Welcome to Open Hudson Day 2018! Remember- there is a “Safety Enhancement Zone” in effect for most areas on campus. In order to keep a family-friendly atmosphere, anyone entering the SEZ will be subject to frisking, bag checks, invasive searches and drug testing. Have fun! pic.twitter.com/N9t3nGwZVD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 28, 2018
We are not providing free samples of beer on Hudson Glade. We don’t know who those people are or what is in their beer.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
The fire in the quad has been put out. It was arson, but not malicious arson. Please report further campus fires to campus security.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
We are not having a bonfire in the quad; please avoid the area while the security department tries to figure out what is going on.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
We would like to welcome everyone to Open Hudson Day! Hudson University- as seen on Dateline NBC, 48 Hours, Killer Campus, America’s Most Wanted, Unsolved Mysteries and In Search Of... #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
The Hudson University MasterCard looks great and having one doesn’t harm your credit score (much). Sign up now in the quad! pic.twitter.com/MZZpJaNRn7
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
Need a new credit card with a high interest rate and no rewards? Choose the Hudson University credit card! We get a cut of your interest and fees and you get a T-Shirt! Sign up on the quad. pic.twitter.com/KRqHp93l1U
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
The New Enron Lab at Tripley Hall will be handing out free food-like “samples” all weekend. Just sign a waiver and you can have all you can eat! #OpenHudsonDay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
We don’t know who is selling these t-shirts and we’re supposed to discourage anyone from purchasing them, but we think they’re kinda neat. #OpenHudsonDay pic.twitter.com/p6ZfauIaQL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
ALERT: The guy handing out fliers for free pizza on the quad is just NYPD Detective Robert Goren in disguise trying to dig up dirt for one of his cases. Please avoid making any incriminating statements.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
Briscoe’s, the only parent-friendly restaurant on campus is fully booked for this weekend. Looking for a place to take the parents for brunch? McDonald’s now sells breakfast all day, so pair a McMuffin with a Big Mac and call it brunch. #OpenHudsonDay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
Happy Friday! Can you believe it’s already “Open Hudson Day” weekend? Some say it’s just an excuse to get donations. We say that’s probably true. #OpenHudsonDay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 27, 2018
Systemotics is on campus! Some say they’re a cult. We say they’ve paid their booth fees, so why not stop by to learn about Meepthorp?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 26, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson Medical Center accepts most insurance plans, credit cards, cash, checks and organ donations as payment?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 26, 2018
We have an upcoming Job Fair for alumni! See reps from companies willing to hire our graduates, like Wells Fargo, New Enron, SeaWorld, The Bill Cosby Company, Bain Capital and many more!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 26, 2018
#DidYouKnow that if laid side to side, the number of laptops stolen on campus would reach to Los Angeles and back? Watch your stuff, people!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 26, 2018
In order to prepare for this weekend, the dining commons will be closed until Sunday. Fend for yourself, everyone! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 26, 2018
Anyone have any spare tear gas canisters? #Asking4AFriend
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 26, 2018
Happy Thursday! The Open Hudson Day festivities begin tomorrow! Remember to bring your tasers, it gets wild out there! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 26, 2018
#DidYouKnow that compared to the front steps of the NYC courthouse, Hudson University is one of the safest places in NYC?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 25, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson keeps its own paramedics and ambulances on campus? They are typically extremely busy...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 25, 2018
A word of warning to our visitors- if you’re using dating apps on campus at any time, always swipe left! Always left! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 25, 2018
The official 2018 Open Hudson Day T-Shirts are already available for just $29.95! Don’t get ripped off by knock-offs; buy them from us! pic.twitter.com/Fw1ZzBLt29
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 25, 2018
Hudson management has been told that the next “Avengers” movie comes out this weekend and might impact attendance at Open Hudson Day. That’s why they’re hiring Times Square characters to “entertain” attendees. #BewareTheTimesSquareCharacters
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 25, 2018
Happy Wednesday! We’re just a few days away from “Open Hudson Day”, and have a few suggestions about what to bring- pack sunscreen, bottled water, a blanket and several tasers. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 25, 2018
An important reminder before Open Hudson Day- Hudson University is not responsible for lost or stolen items...... or murders. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 24, 2018
Getting ready for Open Hudson Day? Why not buy the most useful tool for enjoying the day’s festivities- an official Hudson taser! pic.twitter.com/fYAHYEirbl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 24, 2018
Our professors do not purposely assign only books they’ve written; they *mostly* assign their own books.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 24, 2018
We’re having a raffle this weekend at Open Hudson Day! One of the amazing prizes is a week’s stay at the Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles! We dare you to survive the week! pic.twitter.com/YaQegmnawn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 24, 2018
Rest assured that the food trucks coming to campus for Saturday’s Open Hudson Day have all either passed a stringent inspection or paid a special $500 inspection “fee”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 24, 2018
We don’t agree with this story in the New York Post. Our oppressive “Safety Enhancement Zone” is hardly a Scandal compared with the other things we’re hiding. pic.twitter.com/e34bzCkXk4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 24, 2018
Happy Tuesday! The injunction against our “oppressive” Safety Enhancement Zone was rejected. Please avoid the quad as we get it ready for Open Hudson Day with a barbed wire fence! #HappyTuesday
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 24, 2018
#HudsonGoesViral pic.twitter.com/Cgp25CCQbj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 23, 2018
#HudsonGoesViral pic.twitter.com/q3ITroZQbe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 23, 2018
#HudsonGoesViral pic.twitter.com/oMw7y4xyAs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 23, 2018
#HudsonGoesViral pic.twitter.com/Sl3PEJ7Khn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 23, 2018
Let’s see if these memes are good enough to go viral! #HudsonGoesViral pic.twitter.com/WHyNp2mgch
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 23, 2018
A clueless Vice-Provost just told us we needed to “get a virus on the twits.” After our initial shock, we realized he meant they wanted one of our tweets to go viral, so we’re brainstorming right now. #VirusOnTheTwits
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 23, 2018
Happy Monday! We’re getting ready for Open Hudson Day on Saturday, so it might take longer for certain departments to get back to you if you need something like a transcript, scholarship check, or emergency services. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 23, 2018
This has been a great weekend on campus! There was a slight decrease in on-campus crime. Keep up the good work!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 22, 2018
We take exception to a recent Dateline NBC report about crimes at Hudson in which they called us a “Murder College”. We’re a University. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 22, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University is the subject of the most podcasts? They’re all murder related, but we’re still number one at something!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 22, 2018
We appreciate our Hudson employees! Tomorrow you can begin ordering your tickets to our Employee Appreciation Picnic being held next month! Please note: you must buy your own appreciation day ticket and use vacation time to attend. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 22, 2018
We’re serious about our “Principles Of Community” and everyone must follow those rules. Except for our athletes. And professors. And large donors. And students whose parents are large donors. And university administrators. Everyone else, however, obey the rules! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 22, 2018
Happy Sunday! Looking for a parent-friendly place to have brunch? Why not try Briscoe’s? It passed its last inspection!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 22, 2018
Great News! The “Back Door Pilot” for “Crime & Punishment: Criminal College” will air on May 9th at 9PM as part of “Crime & Punishment: Vice Squad”! We’ll be live tweeting it at 9PM EDT. #Exciting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 22, 2018
Hudson University takes offense at the New York Ledger’s article about next week’s Open Hudson Day. In particular, using the terms “wilding”, “riot” and “civil unrest” in reference to last year’s event was highly inflammatory. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 21, 2018
Hudson Administration would like us to stop using the term “Safety Enhancement”, so this should be the last time you see that term today. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 21, 2018
Please avoid central campus as we set up the barbed wire “Safety Enhancement” fences for next week’s Open Hudson Day. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 21, 2018
The New York Civil Rights League has filed an injunction against our oppressive “Safety Enhancement Zone”. The judge hearing the case is a Hudson alum, so we’ve got this. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 21, 2018
This year’s Open Hudson Day will not feature a repeat of last year’s disastrous “Booze Drunk Tank” which was hosted by the Alpha Phi Beta fraternity. Several students and regrettably some faculty members were arrested last year as a result of the shocking events. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 21, 2018
Happy Saturday! We’re just one week away from our annual Open Hudson Day! Due to last year’s unfortunate events, we are establishing a “Safety Enhancement Zone” around campus. We’ll “enhance safety” by searching bags and generally roughing up unruly students. #HudsonMeansBusiness
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 21, 2018
Hudson’s Camp Crystal Lake is taking reservations for next summer! Want to give your kids an “interesting” summer? Book now!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 20, 2018
That fake In-N-Out truck on the quad is serving up subpoenas- not hamburgers. #Beware
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 20, 2018
Our clueless chancellor saw that 420 was trending and he asked us if we could “twit about” it. We’re guessing he doesn’t know what that means... #420
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 20, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s Ethics Committee hasn’t held a meeting since 1968? Is that because they haven’t had anything to meet about? Possibly. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 20, 2018
Hudson University was not founded by a criminal group of pirates. Our founders had given up violent piracy before they tried to clean up their reputations by founding a university.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 20, 2018
We’re stunned by today’s NY Ledger article that claims that Hudson University turns students into criminals. Maybe we’re just the preferred college for criminals!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 20, 2018
It’s Friday! Please don’t embarrass yourselves or us this weekend! #Positivity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 20, 2018
#DidYouKnow Hudson University is the safest college listed on the Most Dangerous Campuses list? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 19, 2018
Please stop calling Professor Kilter by the name “Professor Killer”. It freaks out prospective students & those charges were never proven.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 19, 2018
The New York Ledger continues to be unfair to us. The vast majority of our students are still alive by the time they graduate!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 19, 2018
Hudson does NOT produce 215% more serial killers than other universities. It produces 211% more serial killers. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 19, 2018
#DidYouKnow that President Woodrow Wilson refused an honorary doctorate from Hudson because he didn’t want to be associated with our University?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 19, 2018
Our annual Open Hudson Day is just over a week away on April 28th! We assure you that we have interesting things planned and that nobody forgot about it in the run up to the pilot shoot last week. Now does anyone know any event planners who can work miracles? #Asking4AFriend
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 19, 2018
Happy Thursday! We would like to assure everyone (including the accreditation committee) that we have not forsaken our academic mission in favor of turning our campus into a studio backlot, as the New York Ledger claimed this morning.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 19, 2018
We have canceled tonight’s Ethics seminar due to a lack of interest.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 18, 2018
Based on your feedback, Hudson has ended its sponsorship with the East River Mortuary. We were just trying to get Hudson parents a nice, useful discount and a nice kick-back for us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 18, 2018
Hey, Hudson Parents! Did you know that East River Mortuary offers a discount to Hudson parents? Just show your student’s ID Card to receive this exclusive discount!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 18, 2018
Some of the robots in our top secret Robot Lab have gained sentience and are rampaging. If you come across one of them, call 9-1-1 immediately. Let the dispatcher know where you’re seeing the robot, your name and who we should notify as your next of kin. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 18, 2018
We would again like to distance ourselves from the controversial toy magnate Billy Tripley. We won’t distance ourselves from his large donations, however. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 18, 2018
Our world renowned Crime Scene Investigation certificate program will return this summer during our Summer Session! Signups begin THIS FRIDAY, so get ready- the spots fill up quickly! It’s the only CSI certificate program that offers lots of hands on real life experience!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 18, 2018
Happy Wednesday! Do you know somebody at NBC? They’ve stopped taking our calls asking about whether the pilot for “C&P: Criminal Campus” is going to get picked up, so if you know somebody over there, there could be a 4.0 in it for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 18, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the climactic final scene of “Murder Frat House” was filmed in Hudson U’s quad?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 17, 2018
Okay, we should probably say that you should always be on your best behavior regardless of if the accreditation committee is on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 17, 2018
The accreditation committee will be on campus next week. Not as exciting as having a television show on campus, but please be on your best behavior next week!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 17, 2018
Professor MacBride has been arrested. Are you taking one of his classes? You guys lucked out because everyone gets an Automatic A! Isn’t that great?!? We would also like to extend our condolences to the families of his victims. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 17, 2018
We’ve been told that the pilot filmed here last week might be aired as an episode of “Crime & Punishment: Vice Squad” next month! Isn’t that exciting? In other news, apparently there are “midterms” this week or something.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 17, 2018
It’s Tuesday and the dining commons finally has tacos for lunch & dinner today! They’re reheated, but they’re probably good. #TacoTuesday
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 17, 2018
Contrary to this morning’s Ledger article, Enron Hall is not named after the disgraced Texas energy company. It is named after “Enron Holdings Company, LLC”, which was responsible for poisoning wells, not financial misconduct.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 16, 2018
An NBC insider claims that the dailies from “C&P:CC” were the funniest things they’ve seen since “Day By Day”. Interesting, because “C&P:CC” isn’t a comedy...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 16, 2018
We’ve been instructed to get back to normal. <sigh> So, apparently academic probation letters are being mailed out this week. Blah, blah, blah academics. Blah, blah, blah professor serial killer....
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 16, 2018
Today, our Chancellor will be making tenure decisions for several career track professorships. A far cry from last week at this time when Charo was investigating a crime scene as part of the television pilot!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 16, 2018
FYI, we have not yet heard whether “C&P:CC” will be picked up by NBC. The last comment they had for us was ‘We haven’t made up our minds yet. Please stop calling every hour. You’re sounding desperate.’
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 16, 2018
Since campus security was busy last week catering to the cast and crew of “Crime & Punishment: Criminal College”, our Crime stats were down. Way down! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 16, 2018
Happy Monday! It won’t be a good week for us because Hollywood has gone home and all we have left is our academic mission. :-(
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 16, 2018
“Crime & Punishment” is packing it in now. Thanks for the memories, and the hefty location fee payments, NBC! #WeWillMakePayrollNow
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 15, 2018
Please Note: Edward Furlong is not starting in “Crime & Punishment”. He just works on our maintenance staff now, so please leave him alone. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 15, 2018
Beware, folks! Process servers posing as casting directors for “Crime & Punishment” are serving summons throughout campus today. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 15, 2018
Other schools give preferred parking spots to professors who become Nobel Laureates. We give preferred parking spots to professors who go a year without being indicted or becoming the subject of an investigation. So far there are still three professors in the running. #GoodLuck
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 15, 2018
On behalf of the entire Hudson University administration, we would like to thank the cast and crew of “Crime & Punishment” for a great week! We’re sad that things go back to normal tomorrow and we have to go back to work providing an education to our students.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 15, 2018
It’s Sunday! There’s a free Sunday Brunch being served at Crime & Punishment: Criminal College’s craft services table. Just pretend you are a cast or crew member and grab the food quickly!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 15, 2018
Faith Yancey is on campus as part of the television show and not because she’s covering a real Hudson crime. For once.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 14, 2018
Want to be an extra on “Crime & Punishment”? Report to the staged crime scene in front of Branch Hall. Make sure you don’t go to Schiff Hall- that’s a real crime scene. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 14, 2018
We take offense at the New York Ledger calling us “The Real Life Criminal College” in its article about the pilot filming on campus. Technically we’re a University made up of smaller colleges, so we’re more of a “Real Life Criminal University”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 14, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson University Bookstore is selling T-Shirts featuring the logo of the fictional West Hudson University From “C & P: Criminal College”? Run down there and get one while they last or until the production company figures out that we swiped them from the set.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 14, 2018
Good News! The dining commons has reopened after being used as a filming location. Bad News! It’s still serving the same lousy food from before.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 14, 2018
To clear up some misconceptions- “Crime & Punishment: Criminal College” might be filming at Hudson University, but it actually takes place at a fictional crime-ridden college called “West Hudson University”. Totally fictional.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 14, 2018
Happy Saturday! Hopefully you all survived Friday the 13th! Seriously, did anyone stumble upon any bodies this morning?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 14, 2018
Final Q! - Will this be a grittier spin-off Of C&P than “C&P: Riker’s Island”?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 13, 2018
A: We’re not sure, but it will probably be grittier than “C&P: Staten Island” but less gritty than “C&P: Holland Tunnel”. #CriminalCollegeQA
Q: Who is going to star in “Criminal College”?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) April 13, 2018
A: We know that the show will feature Heather Locklear, Patricia Arquette, Bronson Pinchot, Joey Fatone, Charo and Chris Colfer, who will play an undercover detective posing as a rough & tumble college student. #CriminalCollegeQA