The creepy “Puppet Show” currently taking place in the quad is not sanctioned by Hudson University. The “Puppetmaster” paid our security department to look the other way, so don’t expect that creep to pack up anytime soon. #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2018
Hudson Tour Guides: Please Stop claiming that the Beatles song “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” is the official song of Hudson University. It is merely one of our official songs. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2018
Are you looking for books that have the exact facts that you need to win bar bets or solve an investigation you might be working on? Hudson’s famed D’Onofrio Library has a wide selection of books that might conveniently help you solve tough cases or win a bar bet! Check it out!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2018
Happy Thursday! We’re now just a week away from the official end of instruction, which means you have just seven more days to get the traditional 4.0 that comes from your roommate dying. Again, we’re just pointing out this fact and not making any suggestions.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2018
We were considering NYPD Detective Robert Goren as a commencement speaker and he did agree in principle, but it turns out that it was all an elaborate scam to entrap our Assistant Dean of Students. So we’re still looking for a speaker AND have an opening for an Assistant Dean.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2018
Does anyone know anybody who works at ABC? We’ve got a spec script for a comedy pilot set at a crime-ridden college where the PR team has to work overtime because of all the crimes that take place there. Totally fictional premise.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2018
Three tenured professors from the Economics department have been convicted of securities fraud. That means there are three tenure track positions available! Let the battle royale begin!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2018
Okay, so former ADA Rafael Barba did resign in disgrace, but he did go to Hudson Law School, so maybe you’ll all overlook a little mercy killing and let us use him as a commencement speaker? #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2018
Happy Wednesday! We’re already halfway through the week! The deadline for getting a 4.0 due to your roommate dying is fast approaching! #ShortHolidayWeek
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2018
FYI, we did ask DA Jack McCoy if he would speak at commencement, but he just laughed at us. #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2018
We’re still looking for last minute commencement speakers. Currently we’re considering Billy Tripley, Faith Yancey, NYPD Detective Robert Goren and Retired NYPD John Munch.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2018
Remember- the deadline for getting a 4.0 because your roommate died is June 7th at 11:59PM. We’re not suggesting that anyone should do anything with this fact, we’re just letting everyone know. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2018
It’s Tuesday! Welcome back from the three day weekend- we’re just two weeks away from finals!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2018
The organization claiming to be handing out free tickets to “Dear Evan Hansen” and “Hamilton” is really just handing out summonses. #Beware
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2018
Memorial Day marks the unofficial start of summer. It’s also the unofficial start of process server season on campus. Beware of unexpected pizza deliveries, fake “prize patrols” and Keith Morrison impersonators!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2018
We are not having a barbecue in the dining commons; apparently someone set fire to a dumpster behind the building. Looks like we’ll be serving cold cuts this evening.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2018
#DidYouKnow that attending Hudson can often disqualify someone from military service after their psych exam?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2018
It’s Memorial Day! We’d hate to ruin your day off, but finals are on the way! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2018
Beginning this Fall, students will be able to pay their tuition with American Express, bitcoin, untraceable gold bullion and rare blood transfusions! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2018
Despite his current problems, we are standing behind disgraced Hudson Med alum Cliff Huxtable and won’t be rescinding the many honorary doctorates we awarded him after he donated millions to us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2018
Briscoe’s is now open again! Take advantage of our 35% off now rodent-free brunch!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2018
We are not hosting a concert in the quad. We suspect that the “concert” allegedly taking place there today is just an elaborate attempt by the NYPD to dramatically confront a suspect, so be careful out there! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2018
Happy Sunday! Please note: Briscoe’s has been closed by the health inspector, but we hope to get it open ASAP after the rodent issue is resolved, so if you’re looking for brunch, hang on!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2018
New students: if you pre-register at https://t.co/CpYPFktjWn, you’ll get any future cash settlements processed faster! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2018
We’ve got more autographed copies of NYC ADA Alexandra Cabot’s book in stock at our bookstore! pic.twitter.com/gXSdSaeUTB
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2018
Are you good at covering things up? Maybe a job at the Hudson University newspaper would be a perfect fit for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2018
Or maybe we could do it as an hour long drama? The poor beleaguered PR team has to deal with crazy events, murders, scandals, etc. Who are we kidding? That would be too unbelievable, even for a fictional college.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2018
Since all of Hudson’s management team is away on vacation and rarely reads anything we tweet, we figured we’d mention our sitcom pitch- imagine a college that constantly has to deal with PR Nightmares? Wouldn’t that make a hilarious sitcom, NBC? #SpecScript
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2018
It’s Saturday on a three day weekend! Please note that the annual slip & slide stress reliever event will be delayed until 2PM due to the body found in the quad. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2018
Will you be staying on campus over the summer? That’s too bad. :-(
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2018
#DidYouKnow that June 7th is the last official day of instruction before Finals begin? That means that if your roommate dies on or before June 7th, you qualify for an automatic 4.0! If he or she dies on or after June 8th, no 4.0 will be given. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2018
Everybody is writing stuff about new privacy policies or something, so we don’t want to be left out! Hudson will never knowingly expose your private information to anyone, but be advised that we don’t require complex passwords, so who knows what might happen?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2018
Happy Friday! We’ve got a three day weekend coming up! Please remember to behave and not embarrass Hudson or yourselves. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2018
The “Hudson Murder Tour” is not officially affiliated with Hudson University and about 3% false. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2018
The sirens you’re hearing are just being tested and are not signaling a true emergency- for once. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2018
#ThrowbackThursday Remember the Lifetime Original Movie they filmed about a famous Hudson crime? pic.twitter.com/TUur6vUdae
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2018
Happy Thursday, folks! We’re all still here and proud to be Hudsonites despite what yesterday’s tweets might have implied. *sigh*
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s Law School produces more lawyers AND defendants than any other Ivy League campus? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2018
It has come to our attention that some crime shows are using our name whenever they need a “Crime-ridden college” for their show. We challenge you all to come to Hudson and see how safe we really are! Just come during the day and keep an eye on your stuff and you’ll be fine.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2018
We’re hiring summer temps! Summer on the Hudson University campus is now 4% safer than being on campus during the school year, so why not take a risk?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2018
It’s Wednesday and unfortunately not Friday! We’re still looking to fill up Hudson’s Camp Crystal Lake with willing campers! Sign your kids up now and get a genuine Hudson University taser for free!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2018
Are you listening to the Hudson acapella group performing on the quad? Please remember that we don’t have an acapella group, so keep an eye out for pickpockets! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2018
Hey future students- are you still filling out your residence hall contract for next year? Don’t forget to add “Enhanced Security” to your rental contract if you know what’s good for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2018
There is still room left at Hudson’s Camp Crystal Lake for this summer! We can’t imagine why we have such a hard time getting alumni to send their kids to a camp run by Hudson University students called Camp Crystal Lake. #AreWeMissingSomething
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2018
When we asked incoming freshmen what they most looked forward to, the vast majority of them stated it was getting interviewed by Dateline NBC, 48 Hours or one of the shows on Investigative Discovery. #Hudson2018
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2018
It’s Tuesday! #DidYouKnow that petty theft on campus is down so far this academic year? Let’s keep it down by not leaving our items out where someone can steal them! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2018
Looking for a new credit union and/or bank? Choose the Hudson Credit Union! Opened in 1910, trusted since 2017. #HudsonCreditUnion
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2018
Computing 55: Web Design for the Dark Web is the only class of its kind at a legitimate university! Learn how websites on the Dark Web are designed- for educational purposes only! #Wink #SummerSession2018
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2018
Interested in learning about public relations during a crisis? Sign up for Mass Comm 6A. You’ll learn from Hudson’s expert crisis PR team, the most experienced crisis PR team in the country! #SummerSession2018
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2018
Are you willing to brave Hudson this summer? Sign up for Summer Session. Contrary to popular belief, there are *less* crimes committed on campus during the summer. #SummerSession2018
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2018
Happy Monday! It’s hard to believe that the school year is almost over! It seems like just yesterday that we were reassuring freshmen parents that their kids would be mostly safe at Hudson.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2018
It’s not true that people who work at or attend Hudson can’t get life insurance. It’s just harder to find and more expensive.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2018
Did you park in Lot 25? Please remember that Hudson is not responsible for any damages to your cars.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2018
If you see the credential team, please don’t mention crazy rumors, like the one about Jimmy Hoffa being buried under the rose garden or how Crime increased by double digits last year...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2018
The campus is being deep cleaned for next week’s credential inspection, so please don’t mess anything up! #HudsonMeansBusiness
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2018
It’s Sunday! Looking for a classy brunch? Why not try Briscoe’s? They’ve got a ton of English muffins left from yesterday’s #RoyalWedding themed brunch!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2018
#DidYouKnow that you can have your very own #RoyalWedding in our elegant rose garden? We guarantee that your special day will be marvelous- and if you discover a body during the ceremony, your wedding is free!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
Our vice chancellor finally woke up and sent us a suggestion about the types of British things he wanted us to tweet. He sent us this picture. #RoyalWedding pic.twitter.com/zV6J27ORS0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
Briscoe’s is Hosting a delightful British themed brunch in honor of the #RoyalWedding. Okay, to be honest, they just put out extra English muffins, but it’s classy, so just give it a shot!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
Okay, we’ve been set free. Thanks for watching the Royal Wedding with us! As a wise guy pointed out to us, “Hudson has more in common with the Red Wedding than a Royal Wedding”...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
My, aren’t those ladies wearing such lovely hats? #DidYouKnow that in 1903 a crazy killer called the “Hudson Hatter” terrorized NYC? It was a misnomer because he wasn’t really a hatter. #RoyalWedding
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
Okay, random fact we picked out- Winston Churchill said that he feared visiting Hudson University despite braving London during the blitz. He felt our campus was too dangerous. Now was that a more positive fact than the others we chose? #RoyalWedding
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
We’ve been accused of purposely choosing bad UK related things to tweet about due to our frustration at having to come in early on a Saturday. Sadly, these are the most positive facts that we could come up with... #RoyalWedding
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
Meghan Markle’s television show “Suits” had inquired about filming at Hudson, but they could not get their insurance company to cover the shoot due to Hudson’s poor reputation. #RoyalWedding
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson has never hosted any members of British royalty because it was placed on a list of undesirable locales in 1910 after a series of brazen carriage robberies? Pinkerton setup a special office on campus due to the crimes. #RoyalWedding
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
#DidYouKnow that several Jack the Ripper suspects are believed to have either attended or taught at Hudson? Jack the Ripper terrorized the UK, which is having a #RoyalWedding today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
Why are we up so early on a Saturday? Because some vice chancellor thought we should do something to take advantage of the #RoyalWedding. Where is that vice chancellor today? Still asleep. #Yawn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
Good Morning! It looks like most of you behaved yourselves last night! No open fires and not much vandalism around campus this morning! Great job!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2018
It turns out that there isn’t a gas leak in the dorms that explains the criminality at Hudson. So we challenge you to consider that Hudson isn’t turning people into criminals; maybe criminals just like attending Hudson. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2018
It can be hard keeping up with the latest fads and drugs. That’s why we’ve booked a special instructor for our “Criminal Activity 5A: Fads Of Today’s Youth” summer Session- NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola! Learn from an expert- this class will fill up fast! #SummerSession pic.twitter.com/rJSKOE7r3H
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2018
We would like to debunk the theory that there must be “something in the water” at Hudson that makes anyone associated with us become a criminal or have less ethics. We tested the water and nothing bad was detected. We’re now testing for possible gas leaks in the dorms as a cause.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2018
Are you described as a “mad scientist” by your colleagues? Does your current organization require “ethical” experimentation and do they have a ton of “rules”? Consider joining Hudson, where we don’t care what your “research” is about as long as it brings in grant money!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2018
It’s #FreakyFriday! What’s the freakiest thing you’ve seen on campus? Oh wait- never mind...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2018
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when we had a viable football program that collapsed after extensive investigations? We’re back, guys! pic.twitter.com/4Pa8MMUrn3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2018
Great news! The NCAA has lifted the ban on Hudson! Looking to play for a University without an existing, viable football program? Play for Hudson! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2018
Does your grandfather “own half of Manhattan”? Still looking for a college to attend? Why not try Hudson? We look the other way! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2018
Yikes- one of the Assistant Deans came back from a conference using buzzwords like “monetize” and “balancing the triangle”. We don’t know what any of that means, but it’s probably not good.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2018
Please Note: The winner of the Disneyland “vacation” from yesterday’s Staff Appreciation Picnic is only receiving a character breakfast voucher for use inside one of the theme parks. Tickets, airfare, accommodations and all other costs must be paid by the winner.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2018
Happy Thursday! Our staff have (hopefully) gone from disgruntled to gruntled after yesterday’s festivities. It’s still not a good idea to look them in the eye, though. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2018
These T-Shirts were not officially authorized by the Hudson University Employee Association and can not be worn around campus. They are pretty cool, though. pic.twitter.com/rQ75p9HG6e
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2018
Even though they are on campus quite a bit, NYPD detectives, Investigation Discovery producers and Dateline NBC reporters are not considered to be employees of Hudson University. #HudsonStaffAppreciation
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2018
The Hudson Staff Picnic has begun! If you forgot to buy your food ticket, you can sit in the quad and watch your fellow employees enjoy their food. Since we’ve locked you out of your offices, you really have no choice. Maybe pay the $10 next year? #HudsonStaffAppreciation
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2018
Students: Please show your appreciation of our staff by avoiding them today. They’ve been tightly wound as of late. #HudsonStaffAppreciation
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2018
Happy Wednesday! It’s Hudson Employee Appreciation Day! Tickets to the Employee Appreciation Day Picnic are still available for just $10! We appreciate you, but not enough to pay for your lunch!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2018
Update: We’re looking into getting retired NYPD Detective John Munch as a commencement speaker. He’s a bit paranoid, though and will only accept untraceable gold bullion as payment. #StayTuned
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2018
Did we forget to mention that the Dining Commons is no longer serving potted meat? Apparently some decent food fell off a truck somewhere, so head on over to the DC for dinner this evening!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2018
Thanks for the commencement speaker suggestions, however we’re pretty sure that Dr. Evil is a fictional character and that Martin Shkreli is in prison.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2018
Since most of our first choices for commencement speakers have all been indicted or imprisoned, we’re looking for names of people who might be able to fill in. Know anyone who might be interested?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2018
Happy Tuesday! Tomorrow is Hudson’s annual Staff Appreciation Picnic! Staff members: this year’s lunch fee is $10. (We appreciate you, but not enough to pay for your lunch.) #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2018
Note to whomever was cultivating marijuana in the arboretum: the squirrels got into your stash and are aggressively looking for food.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2018
Did anyone find a Hudson U. Security Badge anywhere on campus? Asking for a friend.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s public relations department is always hiring because of its high turnover rate? Why not try to see if you can tolerate working there? #Apply2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2018
Now that sports betting has been made legal nationwide, does anyone know of a can’t miss bet that a struggling university might be able to make for quick cash so that its payroll checks won’t bounce? Asking for a friend.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2018
Our newest Summer Session class will probably be the most popular! “Criminal Studies: Inside Federal Prison” will feature a unique perspective of federal prison- from a Hudson professor who was incarcerated in one! #SummerSession2018
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2018
Happy Monday! We’ve heard that “Crime & Punishment: Criminal College” will be held until mid season. (Hopefully.) In any event, we’ve been advised to stop pressuring NBC to pick up the show. Or else. #Upfronts2018
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2018
Please stop stringing up Crime tape around campus as a joke. It scares visitors and it confuses campus security who are trying to locate the real crime scenes around campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2018
#DidYouKnow that our Computer Science department produces more hackers than any other computer science department in the country?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2018
There’s a “situation” in the Rose Garden, so please avoid taking your parents there. Trust us, they’ll yank you out of Hudson so quickly if they see what’s happening there right now. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2018
Looking for a suitable, appropriate location on campus to take mom today? Why not try Sunday brunch at Briscoe’s? It’s the most parent-safe place on campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2018
Happy Sunday! Did you remember it was Mother’s Day? Call your mom- she’s probably worried about you, especially since you go to Hudson University! #HappyMothersDay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2018
Mom will love a bouquet from the Hudson Bookstore! Last chance to order is today! pic.twitter.com/CgZLsWzY0A
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2018
Celebrate #MothersDay by not doing anything to shame her, you, or Hudson University this weekend! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2018
Remember that Summer Session registration begins next week! A good time to sign up for our world renowned Crime Scene Investigation Certificate program! It’s the only program of its kind that offers real world experience right on campus! pic.twitter.com/ClCDlQXyeI
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2018
It has come to our attention that NYPD Detective Robert Goren is eccentrically confronting faculty members in the Rose Garden. Please avoid the area until this all works itself out.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2018
Tired of eating potted meat in the dining commons? Briscoe’s serves a nice Brunch on campus! Please note: Briscoe’s does not accept campus dining cards. Cash or credit only, please!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2018
Happy Saturday! We hear that NBC is possibly considering “Crime & Punishment: Criminal College” for a mid season replacement if not this fall. Keep up the pressure! We could really use the location fees if they choose to film here!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2018
Can you shout “you can’t go in there!” and “I tried to stop them, sir!”? Apply for an internship with the Hudson Administration Office!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 11, 2018
Schiff Hall is on lockdown until the rabid rats found in the main lecture hall can be fully removed.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 11, 2018
The Academic Senate will no longer prohibit professors who are arrested or indicted; we were down to just a handful of members.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 11, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Meredith Baxter has been given an honorary doctorate from Hudson for starring in many Lifetime Movies based on crimes committed on campus? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 11, 2018
Happy Friday! Are you tired of eating potted meat in the dining commons? We’re offering free pizza tonight at Branch Hall! Just call up NBC from our phone bank and ask them to pick up “Crime & Punishment: Criminal College” and we’ll give you a free slice!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 11, 2018
Do you know a higher up at NBC/Universal? If you can convince them to pick up “Crime & Punishment: Criminal Campus” you just might get a 4.0 #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 10, 2018
Since NBC won’t take our calls, we will be flying these banners over NBC/Universal’s headquarters and theme parks! It’s not stalkerish, right? pic.twitter.com/5TZ968vQIW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 10, 2018
#DidYouKnow that famed Doctor Cliff Huxtable got his medical degree at Hudson Medical School? If so, please forget about it now that he’s been convicted.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 10, 2018
It is not true that Alfred Hitchcock was inspired to make his most gruesome thrillers after a visit to Hudson University. In actuality, Mr. Hitchcock was too scared to ever visit our campus. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 10, 2018
Happy Thursday! Did you see Hudson on “Crime & Punishment” last night? Maybe you could call NBC and ask them if they’re going to pick up “Crime & Punishment: Crime College”. They’ve stopped taking our calls and we could really use the nice location fees they pay out.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 10, 2018
Please Note: Comedy Central is not filming an episode of “Drunk History” on campus. That guy shouting out drunken misremembered history is actually a Hudson history professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 9, 2018
We’ll be live tweeting along with the show tonight beginning at 9PM EDT. Tune in to watch “Crime & Punishment” and follow along with us! #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 9, 2018
Tonight is the night! Remember how the pilot episode of “Crime & Punishment: Criminal College” was filmed on campus just last month? The episode is airing as a regular “Crime & Punishment” episode. It’s what Hollywood insiders call a “back door pilot”. pic.twitter.com/VYOHAsawlh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 9, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson has been providing assistance to the Met Gala for decades? All of those people helping clean and setup things are Hudson affiliates, working off their community service court sentences. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 9, 2018
Did you receive a suspicious e-mail from our chancellor asking to help him by wiring bail money? It turns out that he really does need bail money. Anyone willing to help him out?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 9, 2018
Happy Wednesday! The strike situation was “resolved” overnight, so everything should be back to what passes for normal around here!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 9, 2018
The film “Silence of the Lambs” was not filmed on campus. They just based the story on events that once occurred on campus. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 8, 2018
Students are still expected to come onto campus and attend classes despite the strike. Or the dangerous conditions on campus. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 8, 2018
Contrary to the misinformation being spread by the strikers, Hudson is ONE OF the most dangerous campuses to work at, not THE most dangerous campus to work at.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 8, 2018
Attention strikers: there are no administrators available at Branch Hall to receive your demands for a small pay increase. They are all at a “special” “retreat” at the Disneyland Resort. We can say that there just isn’t any money in the budget to spare for raises. #SorryGuys
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 8, 2018
Happy Tuesday! Due to our continuing impasse, nurses and support staff at Hudson Medical Center are still on strike, joined today by dining commons food service workers, custodial staff, lab workers and paper hangers. (Yeah, we don’t know what they do either.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 8, 2018
#DidYouKnow that famed author JB Fletcher taught a class on writing at Hudson? Oddly enough, murders in her town dropped while she was away.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 7, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson U was in Perry Mason? He proves that his client was not guilty by proving that the real killer went to Hudson U!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 7, 2018
Are you using dating apps at Hudson? Swipe left! For goodness sake, ALWAYS swipe left!!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 7, 2018
#DidYouKnow that choosing to attend Hudson is considered to be a usable defense when entering an insanity plea in the state of New York?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 7, 2018
Willing to cross a picket line? Ever watched the early 1990’s sitcom “Nurses”? Apply at Hudson Medical Center’s personnel office!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 7, 2018
Looking for a way to sneak onto campus without crossing a picket line? There’s a climbable wall located along W. 186 Street near northgate. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 7, 2018