Hudson students who are working off their community service will be calling up alumni this weekend to ask them for donations. Did you “forget” to update your phone number with us? Don’t worry- we’ve tracked you down! Want us to stop calling? #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2018
A great place to buy laptops and electronics is at the Annual Hudson Security Department Auction! You might just find a suspiciously similar laptop there!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2018
Was your laptop or other expensive device lost or stolen? Unfortunately, we rarely recover these types of items, so you should probably just go buy a replacement.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2018
It’s a quiet Friday before the three day weekend. Too quiet. #BeCareful
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2018
Did you receive an e-mail from Professor Macaluso stating that she’s been arrested in the Cayman Islands and needs bail money? That’s not a scam, she totally needs the money. Anyone want to help her out? #HudsonHelpers
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2018
“Killer Kampus” will be running a marathon over the weekend on TruCrimeTV beginning tonight! Most of the episodes will probably feature Hudson University in some way, so be sure to watch it, hopefully with the sound turned down! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2018
The police activity in front of Tripley Lab is just an emergency preparedness drill and not a real emergency. For once.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2018
It’s Friday! Finally the three day weekend is here! Chancellor Brentano advises you all to not do anything she wouldn’t do! (She’s kind of a freak, so that’s a very short list of things not to do, FYI.) #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2018
The guy selling these unauthorized shirts in the quad has no sales permit, but he “tipped” our security guards, so check them out! #WeLookTheOtherWay pic.twitter.com/HfDYQ3bDtI
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2018
#YouKnowYouAreAHudsonLegacy pic.twitter.com/VBcQDg8pWX
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2018
It’s still technically summer, so if your travels take you to Los Angeles, why not stay at Hudson’s Official West Coast hotel? It’s nowhere near any of the area landmarks and is kinda skeevy, but you’ll save 10%! pic.twitter.com/Qy9LpfVi8F
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2018
Our 95 year old Dean Emeritus wanted us to “twit” about this old show that used to film at the Hudson Medical Center. It might be trifle bit offensive these days. Actually it is very offensive nowadays but his assistant approves our timesheets, so here you go! #ThrowbackThursday pic.twitter.com/SNZNjC5lQb
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2018
Hey Freshmen- sign up for the Hudson University MasterCard! We get a cut of the high interest rates they charge, so it’s a big win for us! pic.twitter.com/eyE446AGmg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2018
Today’s Ledger alleges that we hid the fire that took place at Tripley Toys Arena because of all the bizarre fires that have taken place this week. That is not true. We didn’t tweet about it because we have to include this creepy logo every time we mention the arena by name. pic.twitter.com/JKds0G8b3T
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2018
It’s Thursday! Attention freshmen- next week is the deadline to signup for lawyer insurance. Trust us, it’s definitely worth it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2018
Hudson University does NOT tolerate bullying on campus. Of course, if you are related to a big donor, are a big donor or are a top level Dean, this rule does not apply to you. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2018
Attention Students- Hudson University does not have an official smartphone app. If you downloaded the “Hudson” app currently available, your smartphone was most likely hacked. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2018
Contrary to popular belief, famed murderer HH Holmes was never a professor at Hudson University. He was, however, an associate professor. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2018
Professor Simeon’s business class has been canceled. The so-called “substitute” currently teaching the class is NYPD Detective Robert Goren, up to his usual tricks again. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2018
We officially disavow any responsibility for yesterday’s bee invasion in Times Square. Those specially trained and genetically altered bees could have escaped from any top secret university lab. #BeePocalypse
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2018
Our management has asked us to refrain from using the a-word to describe the fire damage in the quad. We’re officially calling it an “accidental fire.” #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2018
Happy Wednesday! Please avoid the quad while we clean up from last night’s arson. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2018
Special thanks to FDNY for putting out the fire in the quad while our campus fire department was still in training. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2018
ALERT: There isn’t an official bonfire taking place in the quad; that fire was set by an arsonist. Please avoid the quad until after 9PM when our fire department is finished with training and will be available to put out the fire.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2018
#DidYouKnow that you can learn a “special set of skills” like the ones used by Liam Neeson in “Taken” just by attending Hudson University? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2018
We have already replaced over half of the windows damaged over the weekend. You still might be able to notice that there was “Wild revelry” but now it just looks like we had “semi-wild revelry”. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2018
As we approach Open Enrollment season, consider choosing a Doctor at Hudson Med for your primary care physician! Malpractice deaths are down 5% and you’ll get a T-Shirt! “Hudson Med: it’s better than nothing!” #ChooseHudsonMed
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the University most depicted on the Lifetime Movie Network is Hudson? The newest one premieres tonight- “Fatal Matriculation: The Hudson Murders”. We’re excited about the film, but the title is so generic, it could be about any of the murders that happened here.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2018
Hudson researchers are finding answers to questions that will help all mankind. Questions like - Why do so many strange things happen in Florida? How does NYPD Detective Robert Goren know even the most obscure facts? Was Hudson built over an ancient burial ground? #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2018
It’s Tuesday! Tonight from 6PM - 9PM, our security and fire departments will be in training. Please avoid having emergencies until after 9PM. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2018
Hey students- could you maybe notify campus security and call 9-1-1 the next time you see “Wild Revelry” starting? That would be great. #MankMeme pic.twitter.com/fb33YxagBf
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2018
Happy Birthday to our favorite honorary faculty member- @JoshMankiewicz pic.twitter.com/LPedQqOUzz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2018
Despite what you may have heard, the Hudson University Hotel is nothing like the “Hotel Cortez” in “American Horror Story”. It’s more like a cross between the Cecil Hotel and the Stanley Hotel. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2018
This past weekend, our summer session students enrolled in Hudson’s Public Relations certificate program got a first hand opportunity to witness a campus in crisis as our PR department dealt with the riot that took place on campus. #RealWorldExperience
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2018
University management has asked us to stop using the phrase “Wild Revelry” and concentrate on more positive things. #DidYouKnow that it has been two days since the last time there was an instance of “Wild Revelry” on campus?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2018
There has been a rush of cancellations at the Hudson University Hotel after this past weekend’s “Wild Revelry” on campus. Rest assured, campus security protected the hotel during the “Wild Rivelry” to the exclusion of all else, so it is the safest place on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2018
We would like to assuage your fears about fish from the Hudson River having high mercury levels. We do not serve fish from the Hudson River; in fact, the fish served on campus is technically not fish at all. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2018
It’s Monday and you can hardly tell that any “Wild Revelry” took place on Saturday night. Have you seen any non-repaired/non-plywood covered windows on campus? Let us know ASAP! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2018
Hudson’s Administration Office greatly objects to the use of the term ‘Riot’. We still prefer ‘Wild Revelry’. pic.twitter.com/kJgF2LcSfZ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2018
The East River Glassworks has offered us a huge discount to replace all the broken windows on campus caused by the “Wild Revelry” if we give them a shout out. Need to replace some windows? East River Glassworks can help!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2018
UPDATE: The NYPD was called in to quell last night’s “Wild Revelry” on campus and has (mostly) retaken control.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2018
Attention press: Hudson University will not grant interviews to reporters who refer to last night’s activities as a “riot”. Please refer to the activities as “Wild Revelry”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2018
Happy Sunday! Due to last night’s “Wild Revelry”, most areas of campus are off limits to students, faculty, staff and nosy reporters while we assess the damage. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University is the only higher education institution that has a sponsorship deal with Orion Bay Clothing Company? Apparently everyone else is too “ethical” to accept Orion Bay’s sponsorship money. Not us, though.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2018
Attention, students- there is no such thing as a “Hudson Yacht” and we definitely wouldn’t offer free cruises in it if we had one, so please don’t go with that creep who is offering free rides. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2018
We have received numerous inquiries concerning HH Holmes Hall from people who feel it is inappropriate to honor a gruesome murderer. While we take these complaints very seriously, there’s a massive endowment fund we’d have to give back if the name is changed, so the name stays.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2018
#DidYouKnow that many Hudson Business School graduates have gotten jobs at important companies like Enron, WorldCom, Papa John’s, The Weinstein Company, Lincoln Savings and Loan, and Bernie Madoff & Associates?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2018
We would like to apologize to DA Jack McCoy for accidentally revealing him as the anonymous donor who endowed the Claire Kincaid Memorial Scholarship. We promise we won’t do it again. #HudsonApology
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2018
Happy Saturday! Thank you for not trashing the campus last night! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2018
#FreshmenTips Don’t bother buying an expensive laptop. It will probably get stolen anyway, so just get a cheap one.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
Freshmen, please note: Cragmont Cream Soda really is the official soft drink of Hudson University and the only thing we serve in the dining commons, so please stop asking our tour guides if they’re joking when they reveal this to you. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
Oh wait, we did it again... just disregard the last two tweets. DA McCoy is going to kill us... #SorryGuys
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
Wait- we shouldn’t have mentioned who setup the Claire Kincaid Scholarship... sorry, DA McCoy!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
The Claire Kincaid Memorial Scholarship was funded by a donor who wishes to remain anonymous. We are certainly grateful to DA Jack McCoy for setting up this vital scholarship. While we question why he chose to honor an ADA, it does make our less fortunate grads look professional.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
The Claire Kincaid Memorial Scholarship for Women at Hudson Law does not provide recipients with tuition assistance; it provides the winners a full wardrobe of sensible blouses, shoulder padded blazers, dress skirts and faux pearls that they can wear in the courtroom.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students are more likely to get offered “Queen for a Day” immunity deals from DA Jack McCoy’s office than just about every other criminal on the docket? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson was voted the second safest university campus of all the unsafe campuses? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
Incoming Freshmen: Did you know that your parents can purchase a specialized Hudson life insurance policy for up to $1,000,000 on you? Are you starting to worry that might be the reason they didn’t put up much of a fight when you decided to come here? #JustSaying
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
It’s finally Friday! Please don’t burn anything down this evening, okay? The Hudson Security Department will be having its appreciation dinner off campus, so there’ll be no security from 4PM-9PM, so please be cool. #BeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2018
Have you seen a baby wandering around campus? Please call 9-1-1 immediately- that baby is responsible for some serious crimes. Sigh. Even Hudson toddlers are criminals. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2018
So if you want to hear more of John Munch’s crazy theories like how the Illuminati puts mind control drugs in McDonald’s secret sauce, just be cool if you bump into him on campus. He gets easily spooked.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2018
We’re working on getting John Munch back to discuss more of his conspiracy theories! Apparently the TV show “Suits” is an attempt by the Queen of England to get people to buy more English Muffins. Meghan Markle figured it out, so she was brainwashed into marrying Prince Harry.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2018
It is not true that FX is planning an “American Horror Story: Hudson University” season. They are planning a season based on Hudson crimes, but they’re going to use a fictional university for it- Judson University. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Bette Davis based her portrayal of “Baby Jane” on an eccentric Hudson administrator who never murdered her sister, but did murder many students?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2018
If you ever find yourself in Hollywood on the Universal Studios Tour, keep an eye out for “Hudson Square”- it’s a near perfect replica of our quad, built to meet the heavy demand to film Hudson-related crime movies. #Hooray4Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2018
#DidYouKnow that you can specially reserve our Rose Garden for engagement photos for just $100 for two hours? We’ll even refund half of the fee if any police action occurs during your photo shoot!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2018
It’s Thursday! Beware- we hear that there are process servers on campus today! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Riker’s Bail Bonds has a “Hudson Special”? If you prepay your bail fees, they’ll give your parents a snazzy T-Shirt! pic.twitter.com/sWF96Dr69K
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2018
Attention incoming freshmen- we strongly advise *against* using dating apps on campus. After you’ve been here a week, you’ll figure out why. #FreaksComeToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the taxidermied animals at the Hudson Natural History Museum have been freaking out school groups for almost 100 years now?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2018
The dining commons will be serving tacos today instead of yesterday when it actually was #TacoTuesday. Get your act together, guys!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2018
It is not true that we used to have living Alligators in Alligator Lake; the lake is named after a famed serial killer whose nickname was “The Alligator” because he killed people with a chainsaw near that lake in 1912. He was never caught. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2018
High school seniors: We begin accepting applications for admission on November 1st! That might seem like a long way off, but it’s never too early to start writing your application essay and embellishing your achievements! #Settle4Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2018
It’s Wednesday! In just one month we’ll be welcoming a brand new freshmen class! Please do anything to freak them out, folks! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2018
Please leave the mattresses currently laid out in front of the residence halls alone. They are currently being de-loused in preparation for the new school year. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2018
#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/1Fdy8BpvqF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2018
#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/1TZVrxn8dX
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2018
#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/NFdZkT5X3s
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2018
Contrary to popular belief, “Enron Hall” is not named after the disgraced company. It is named after Professor Jane Enron, who was described as being “a prolific murderess” back in 1903 when she went down in a hail of bullets after a standoff on campus. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2018
Did you see Lindsay Lohan giving a concert in the quad? Please call campus security immediately.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2018
It’s #TacoTuesday everywhere, except at Hudson University. The dining commons didn’t get the memo and will be serving turkey burgers instead. #Bitter
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2018
It has been alleged that some of Alfred Hitchcock’s most chilling films were based on crimes committed by Hudson students, faculty, staff and alumni. The truth is, *most* Of his films were based on Hudson related crimes.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s Business School is regularly asked to do ethics seminars for some of the biggest names in business, like Enron, Wells Fargo, Sea World and Mattress Firm? Join their elite ranks and schedule a Hudson ethics session today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2018
The band currently marching through the quad is not affiliated with Hudson University. We don’t where they came from or why they’re playing funeral dirges. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2018
Ferryman’s Funeral Parlor offers Hudson students a 25% discount on all death care services and products. You can even save on Hudson branded coffins and urns! #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2018
Please note: Hudson offers no tuition discounts, deferments or refunds. However, if you somehow pass away while enrolled, your parents will get a free meal at Briscoe’s, but they are still on the hook for your full tuition. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2018
Freshmen- don’t forget the most important deadline of all- first quarter tuition is due this Friday! #PayYourTuition
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2018
Happy Monday! It’s not happy around here, though. We have to work on minimizing the PR damage from last night’s riot- uh, we mean “spirited rally” on campus. Who would have thought our students would get angry because Logan’s Pub lost its liquor license? #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2018
Please note, Hudson University is not responsible for lost or stolen articles, injuries and/or deaths. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2018
Bribery is not permitted at Hudson University. “Donations” are gratefully accepted, however. #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2018
Hudson University would like to remind our students that fraternity and sorority hazing is strictly prohibited unless you buy a hazing permit. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2018
Are you in the vicinity of Tripley Hall? For reasons we’re fairly sure have nothing to do with anything we did, there’s a poison gas cloud over the building. Take cover; if you breathe the poison gas in, you just might get sickened or die. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2018
Okay, what wiseguy or gal made this meme? pic.twitter.com/vtloqA2iHr
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2018
Another donation shout out, this time from Dale Stuckey to Olivia- “I haven’t forgotten and won’t forgive.” Wow, that sounds ominous. Dale Stuckey sounds like someone who would be featured on a Dateline NBC segment. #ThankYou4TheDonation
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2018
It’s Sunday and you know what that means- half price mimosas at Briscoe’s Cafe during Brunch! #DontGetDrunk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2018
#HudsonFreshmenTips Avoid the Rose Garden, Quad, the east side of campus... it might actually be easier to just list the places you don’t have to avoid. It’s a much shorter list.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2018
#HudsonFreshmenTips It is typically a good idea to avoid making eye contact with anyone on campus, including your roommate.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2018
#HudsonFreshmenTips Buy a taser.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2018
#HudsonFreshmenTips There’s an NYPD Detective named Robert Goren who will try to exploit your weaknesses to get you to confess to your crimes. If he tries to question you, just use one simple phrase- “I want a Lawyer” and say nothing else.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2018
#HudsonFreshmenTips Leave a DNA sample with the Hudson Security office ASAP. It will make the job of identifying your remains much easier in the future. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2018
With the new school year just around the corner, we’re proud to offer some #HudsonFreshmenTips! First Tip: If meeting a professor for office hours, always take a friend. You may need them as a witness.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2018
It’s a lazy Saturday on campus- perfect time to go for a stroll. We wouldn’t recommend it though. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2018
It has come to our attention that our Student Health Center’s polio vaccines might actually give people polio instead of prevent it. Our bad.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2018
Hudson is not hosting a carnival in the quad this evening. We don’t know where those carnies came from or how safe their rusty rides actually are. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2018
Did you eat any of the fish that was caught from the Hudson River at this morning’s fish fry? Consult a doctor immediately. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2018
Contrary to the college guides, Hudson Lake is not dangerous, as long as you do not drink water from it, touch the water itself or hang out around it. Other than that, it’s somewhat safe. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2018
Please stop taking pictures in our famed Rose Garden with the hashtag #HudsonMurderPark. It’s a GARDEN not a park.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2018
Logan’s Pub has had its liquor license suspended again, so come on down tonight while we sell our last stock of alcohol until we run out or get shut down again by the NYPD.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2018
It’s finally Friday! #DidYouKnow that Hudson University has a day care center? Even though we offer huge subsidies for our employees, very few people actually use the service for some reason. Why would people be reluctant to bring their kids on our campus?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2018
#ThrowbackThursday Joan Crawford visited Hudson University when she was preparing for her role in “Strait-Jacket” back in 1963. At the time, Hudson had the highest concentration of female axe murderers in the world on its faculty. #HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/pBcnXfpbWg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2018
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson Student Activities Office sells special discounted Hudson Admission Tickets To Disneyland? The park probably won’t accept them, but why not give them a try the next time you’re planning a trip out West? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2018
We must again refute something printed in today’s Ledger. Hudson’s Secret Lab is not “bizarre” or “nightmarish”. Oh wait, it totally is those things. #Nevermind
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2018
Hudson Security is fully aware of the woman on the quad who is ranting and raving about starting a killing spree against her enemies. She’s most likely harmless and she rarely follows through with her threats. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2018
Are you the person who keeps defacing Professor Kelner’s office door by scrawling “Professor Killer” on it? Please stop; it’s very immature and Professor Kelner was acquitted of all those charges. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2018
Sigh. We have another “Shout Out”. Nicole wants Bobby to know that she appreciates his offer to send her a personalized eye patch, but she’s not dumb enough to send him her home address. Is it just us, or are these shout outs getting creepy? #HudsonShoutOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2018
Happy Thursday! We woke up this morning thinking it was Friday, so if we’re a bit bitter sounding today, you’ll know why. #HudsonU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2018
Carmen Sandiego was inspired by a Hudson professor, only the real person murdered people instead of stealing things. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2018
Have you ever heard of an “Angel of Death”? No? Then the Hudson U. Medical Center might be a perfect hospital for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2018
There isn’t a reality show taping on campus- that’s a police crew filming evidence.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2018
Riker’s Island does not have the greatest concentration of Hudson University alumni. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2018
#DidYouKnow that Hudson appeared on “America’s Most Wanted” more times than any other University? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2018
A few people have expressed doubt that we could have a complete film festival program featuring only movies related to crimes committed at Hudson. Trust us, it was very easy to fill the program.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2018
Are you a hacker who wants to test your mettle against other elite hackers? Hudson University is hosting a Hack-A-Thon! Can you help our Dean of Technology regain access to our servers? He forgot his password and locked himself out! #HudsonHackAThon
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2018
It’s Wednesday! Every day on campus during the summer seems like every other. That’s a great thing around here, by the way! #HudsonUniversity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2018
The Ledger has gotten it wrong again. Hudson University does NOT force staff members to work off the clock for no pay. We do, however, “encourage” them to “volunteer”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2018
#DidYouKnow that an obscure law was passed to declare the Hudson University campus an “At Your Own Risk” Zone? Unfortunately, it doesn’t stop most crime victims from suing us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2018
Contrary to recent reports, Stephen King never said that Hudson University was dangerous even for him- he just said our campus “creeped him out”. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2018
Another shout out, this time from “Nicole” to “Bobby”. Nicole wants to make sure that there are no hard feelings, okay Bobby? #PaidShoutOuts
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2018
According to our associate dean, we now apparently take money to do “shout outs” on Twitter. So to satisfy the obligation- Happy Birthday, Valerie, from your brother! He gave us a sizable “donation” to mention you! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2018