Happy New Year! pic.twitter.com/z4QIiaWBvI
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 1, 2019
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December 31, 2018 at 09:00PM
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December 31, 2018 at 09:00PM
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We resolve to stop hiding major crimes on campus by asking our security department to dump the bodies they find overnight on the NYU campus so that they get dinged. #HudsonResolutions
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 1, 2019
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December 31, 2018 at 06:45PM
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We resolve to stop using grade D meat in the dining commons and to stop using shredded documents as filler in our “meat”loaf. #HudsonResolutions
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 1, 2019
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December 31, 2018 at 04:45PM
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We resolve to try to ensure that our campus makes fewer appearances on #DatelineNBC in the new year! #HudsonResolutions
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2018
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December 31, 2018 at 02:40PM
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We resolve to spend less of our endowment on legal fees in the new year! #HudsonResolutions
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2018
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December 31, 2018 at 12:40PM
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Have you seen a clown roaming around campus today? Please call campus security or 911 immediately! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2018
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December 31, 2018 at 10:40AM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s Medical Center prescribes the most anti-psychotic medication of any hospital in the world? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2018
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December 31, 2018 at 08:35AM
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Hudson University would like to remind our students that we do not recommend they go to Times Square tonight for the ball drop. Not because it’s dangerous, but because students keep getting arrested for public drunkenness and we’d like to avoid the controversy. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2018
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December 31, 2018 at 06:35AM
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It’s Monday and the last day of the year! We’re just one day away from being able to (truthfully) announce that no murders have taken place on campus this year! #TheBrightSide
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2018
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December 31, 2018 at 04:30AM
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Sunday, December 30, 2018
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#DidYouKnow that if you commit a crime and are a student, the first thing the press will note about you in the write-up is that you are a student at Hudson University? #unfairToUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2018
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December 30, 2018 at 03:45PM
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Students: Please be careful on New Years Eve! We care about your well-being, but care more about the bad publicity your actions might bring us! #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2018
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December 30, 2018 at 01:45PM
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If you are hearing sirens, they are unrelated to anything happening on campus. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2018
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December 30, 2018 at 11:30AM
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We have been advised by our management that the Murder Bowl Logo would NOT look good on a T-Shirt. #ItTotallyWouldThough
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2018
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December 30, 2018 at 09:30AM
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Please be advised: there is no such thing as an “Evil Corp Murder Bowl”, so if you bought tickets to one between Hudson and UC Sunnydale, you were scammed. The logo would look great on a T-Shirt, though! #MurderBowl pic.twitter.com/8qrwkdWgmA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2018
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December 30, 2018 at 07:10AM
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Happy Quiet Sunday! Take advantage of the solitude on campus by walking along one of our “safely lit” paths! #AtYourOwnRisk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2018
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December 30, 2018 at 05:10AM
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“While the bride-to-be imagined a storybook ceremony in Hudson’s carefully manicured rose garden, what she got was a disastrous nightmare that made the “Game of Thrones” red wedding look uneventful.” #HireUsToWriteForYou
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2018
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December 29, 2018 at 04:05PM
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“Hudson’s intimate, Victorian Style courtyards may look like they sprang to life from a Charles Dickens novel, but the horrific crimes that took place in one of them could only have come from a Charles Manson Nightmare.” #HireUsToWriteForYou
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 29, 2018 at 02:00PM
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“While the campus may have looked like a winter wonderland on the outside, the inside of Tripley Hall looked like Hell on Earth.” #HireUsToWriteForYou
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 29, 2018 at 12:55PM
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They’re filming a lot of B-Roll out there to take advantage of a nearly empty campus, so please be on your best behavior, do not disturb the filming crews and refrain from committing any crimes while they’re on campus. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 29, 2018 at 10:50AM
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It is very quiet out there on campus! Too quiet. #HudsonWarning
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 29, 2018 at 08:50AM
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ALERT: Somebody spilled red paint on the steps in front of Branch Hall- that isn’t blood out there. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 29, 2018 at 06:50AM
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Happy Saturday! We were going to live tweet more films based on crimes committed at Hudson, but there were so many of them airing over this weekend it was too hard to choose which ones to do. Plus, our administration doesn’t really like it when we do them.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 29, 2018 at 04:45AM
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Friday, December 28, 2018
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This movie, while fun, got a lot of facts wrong. Sure, Nicole Wallace got past our lax background check process and was actually assisted by our legal department who helped her get away with her crimes, but we’ve never seen Detective Goren wear an Armani raincoat.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 07:00PM
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This ending is not entirely true; they’re suggesting that Nicole Wallace might not actually be dead, but Detective Goren actually received her eye in the mail, which was gruesome but most likely suggests she’s dead, right?!?! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 06:55PM
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Josh Duhamel’s Det. Goren is rather subdued. The real Goren is flashier and plays more games with his suspects. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 06:45PM
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If you believe this scene, you’d think that everyone at Hudson was a criminal. Our campus is just mostly filled with criminals. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 06:30PM
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They should have gotten someone like Al Pacino to play Det. Goren. He’s a real ham- his antics are legendary around here. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 06:15PM
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Lifetime Original Movies really bog down at the midway point, don’t they? Goren and Eames should have solved this by now. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 06:00PM
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Hudson would not have allowed a grad student to spend this much time writing a dissertation- unless his family was “generous”. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 05:45PM
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Is it just us or is Jennie Garth’s Australian accent really bad? Though, she sorta looks like the real Nicole Wallace. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 05:25PM
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Interesting casting choice here- Jennifer Love Hewitt is not a convincing detective & looks nothing like the real Detective Eames. #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 05:10PM
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Are you watching LMN? It’s time to see Hudson University on TV! “College of Deception: The Nicole Wallace Story” starts now! #HudsonOnTV pic.twitter.com/Kf3t2A7W5N
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 04:55PM
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We just found out that the Lifetime Movie Network is re-running “School of Deception” which is about notorious Professor Nicole Wallace! Check back at 7:55PM EDT (4:55PM PDT) as we tweet during tonight’s airing of “School of Deception”! It’s about Hudson, but filmed in Canada!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 02:15PM
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Squirrels have broken into the Hudson U Data Center, but they haven’t breached the server room- yet.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 12:10PM
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Our world renowned Crime Scene Forensics program offers hands on experience, just steps away from and sometimes in the lecture hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 10:10AM
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Hey, alumni! We’ll be calling you for donations over the next few weeks. Want to opt out? Call 1-800-TOUGHLUCK!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 08:05AM
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The dean of students is asking you to not do anything she wouldn’t do tonight. She’s actually pretty freaky, so most anything goes, actually.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 06:05AM
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Faculty and staff can get a 25% discount when they sign up for “services” at The Swing Set. We can’t say what “services” they provide here on Twitter, but they gave us a nice donation so check them out! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2018
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December 28, 2018 at 04:00AM
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Thursday, December 27, 2018
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The blue lights currently appearing over the East River have NOTHING to do with us. We think. #NYCLights
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 07:18PM
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It is not true that we used to have living Alligators in Alligator Lake; the lake is named after a famed serial killer whose nickname was “The Alligator” because he killed people with a chainsaw near that lake in 1912. He was never caught. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 04:25PM
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Contrary to popular belief, “Enron Hall” is not named after the disgraced company. It is named after Professor Jane Enron, who was described as being “a prolific murderess” back in 1903 when she went down in a hail of bullets after a standoff on campus. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 02:20PM
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The chairman of the Hudson University academic oversight board will give Chancellor Clamp a stern talking to because of his many “incorrect claims” like how he wrote several murder mysteries under the pen name A.P. MacGregor and was a close, personal friend of Heather Locklear.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 12:44PM
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It has come to our attention that our chancellor may have “incorrectly claimed” that he once won the Humboldt Prize, that he was the famed artist Banksy, that Steven Hawking once called him “the smartest person he knew” and that he was qualified to be a University chancellor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 12:37PM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson University is the only higher education institution that has a sponsorship deal with Orion Bay Clothing Company? Apparently everyone else is too “ethical” to accept Orion Bay’s sponsorship money. Not us, though.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 12:20PM
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We’re reasonably certain that Jimmy Hoffa was not buried in the foundation of Branch Hall. He might have been buried in Tripley Hall’s foundation, but definitely not Branch Hall. Probably. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 10:20AM
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We’re hiring new receptionists! Can you make smart aleck remarks to investigators while you busily sort mail? Uselessly shout “you can’t go in there!” while NYPD detectives barge past you? Submit your resume in Branch Hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 08:20AM
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If you’ve read today’s New York Ledger article about Hudson, it’s all lies. If you didn’t read it, it’s not worth your time. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 06:20AM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson waives all remaining tuition if you are indicted for a University related crime?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 27, 2018 at 04:15AM
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Wednesday, December 26, 2018
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson University is the most prestigious Ivy League school located at One Hudson Circle? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2018
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December 26, 2018 at 04:25PM
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Looking for a game that qualifies for the Tripley Toys early admission offer? This one does- and it is officially authorized by Hudson University! #Embarrassment pic.twitter.com/ANRaQ07yFl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2018
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December 26, 2018 at 02:25PM
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#DidYouKnow that if you include TEN proof of purchase labels from specially marked Tripley Toys products with your Hudson University application you automatically qualify for early admission? #WeSupportBillyTripley #WeAreNotProudOfThat
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2018
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December 26, 2018 at 12:05PM
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The Hudson Criminal Justice Prize Committee is accepting nominations for 2019! Despite what you may have heard, the award is not “cursed”, though past winners did include Det. Chester Lake, Det. Tony Profaci, CSU Dale Stuckey, ADA Sonya Paxton uh, maybe there is a curse...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2018
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December 26, 2018 at 10:05AM
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Contrary to the assertions made by a GhostTV special about Hudson’s library, the building is not haunted. The unexplained noises are caused by the bag lady who has secreted herself in the basement. #TheNYPDCouldNotFindHer
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2018
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December 26, 2018 at 08:35AM
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Apparently a bunch of dorm rooms were broken into over the weekend, but don’t worry- we’ll have pre-filled incident reports available for your insurance adjuster. (You did buy insurance, right?) #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2018
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December 26, 2018 at 06:30AM
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Happy Wednesday! Did you get a gift from the Hudson Bookstore that didn’t fit, didn’t work or you didn’t want? Please remember: All Sales Are Final. #NoRefunds
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2018
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December 26, 2018 at 04:55AM
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Tuesday, December 25, 2018
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#MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/6aWmnM8UiA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2018
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December 25, 2018 at 04:10PM
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Did you pick any of the oranges from campus trees to serve to your Christmas guests? You can probably take advantage of the 10% Hudson discount at Ferryman’s Funeral Parlors!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2018
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December 25, 2018 at 02:10PM
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To whoever put the little Santa hats on the Hudson squirrels- please see a doctor immediately. Those nasty squirrels probably gave you some serious disease. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2018
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December 25, 2018 at 12:00PM
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This isn’t about Hudson, but it’s kinda funny and our management isn’t paying attention anyway, so why not post it? #Rebels pic.twitter.com/GDQmkCV45M
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2018
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December 25, 2018 at 10:50AM
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Santa Claus made an appearance at Hudson University last night! Unfortunately, “Santa” is now sleeping it off in the campus security drunk tank!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2018
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December 25, 2018 at 08:40AM
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Need a tax deduction? Why not donate to Hudson? Of course, there are many reasons why you shouldn’t, but please donate cash! #Please
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2018
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December 25, 2018 at 06:40AM
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Merry Christmas from Hudson University! pic.twitter.com/e5JmcPZfkM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2018
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December 25, 2018 at 04:35AM
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Monday, December 24, 2018
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To the best of our knowledge, Dateline NBC no longer uses the phrase “more dangerous than a semester at Hudson University” to describe hazardous situations they report about. #PointsOfPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2018
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December 24, 2018 at 04:35PM
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Hudson University is no longer listed as one of the most dangerous universities in the world! #PointsOfPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2018
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December 24, 2018 at 02:30PM
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NYPD Detective Robert Goren has assured us that we are not currently under investigation and have nothing to worry about if we just answer his questions! #PointsOfPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2018
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December 24, 2018 at 12:25PM
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Briscoe’s Cafe was closed by the health inspector less Times in 2018 than it was in 2017. #PointsOfPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2018
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December 24, 2018 at 10:20AM
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Our famed Enron Rose Garden is not as dangerous a location as it used to be! #PointsOfPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2018
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December 24, 2018 at 08:20AM
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Fewer students were arrested this past Fall Quarter than during Fall 2017! 2017 saw 4,692 arrests of students, while 2018 had just 4,690! #PointsOfPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2018
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December 24, 2018 at 06:20AM
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Happy Monday! It’s Christmas Eve and since our pre-scheduled tweets didn’t go over so well yesterday, we’re doing #PointsOfPride today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2018
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December 24, 2018 at 04:15AM
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Sunday, December 23, 2018
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Please avoid the Rose Garden/Tripley Lab/Briscoe’s Cafe/entire campus for the next hour/next day/indefinitely. #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2018
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December 23, 2018 at 04:20PM
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We must apologize for the terrible/mean spirited/controversial statements made by our professor/student/alumnus/chancellor. #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2018
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December 23, 2018 at 02:20PM
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Dateline NBC and/or 48 Hours and/or 20/20 had a story about a Hudson crime that our administration claims is completely sensationalized and/or exaggerated. #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2018
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December 23, 2018 at 12:10PM
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The Ledger has printed a story that paints us in a bad light and we completely refute it. #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2018
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December 23, 2018 at 10:10AM
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Something scandalous has happened on campus and our administration is taking it very seriously. #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2018
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December 23, 2018 at 08:05AM
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A terrible crime has occurred somewhere on campus. We’re sure that the NYPD will solve this case soon. #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2018
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December 23, 2018 at 06:00AM
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Happy Sunday! Our management has allowed us to pre-schedule tweets so that we can enjoy the holidays! We’re sure you won’t even notice the difference! #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2018
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December 23, 2018 at 04:55AM
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Saturday, December 22, 2018
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We are on track to become more dangerous than the steps in front of the NYC courthouse for this calendar year. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2018
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December 22, 2018 at 12:40PM
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According to U.S. News & World Report, Hudson University degrees are treated only slightly more seriously than degrees earned at the Sally Struthers Correspondence School by hiring managers. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2018
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December 22, 2018 at 10:30AM
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Our servers have all been hacked, so most of the personal information of students, faculty and staff is in the hands of scam artists. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2018
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December 22, 2018 at 08:25AM
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We’re dumping more bad news out there today on this holiday weekend! Like the news that our Hudson pension fund is getting insolvent. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2018
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December 22, 2018 at 06:15AM
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Happy Saturday! It’s very quiet on campus- *dead* quiet! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2018
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December 22, 2018 at 04:10AM
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Friday, December 21, 2018
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Still have an operating Super Nintendo? We couldn’t sell all of these game cartridges the first time around, so there are still plenty for sale! #HudsonGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/RfjWpxmrgh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2018
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December 21, 2018 at 04:35PM
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This T-Shirt will allow your lucky recipient to show their love of Hudson to everyone they meet! #HudsonGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/AFwvNz0dJy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2018
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December 21, 2018 at 02:35PM
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This novelty cereal is sure to be an excellent conversation piece! #HudsonGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/U7Q6wjOBMT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2018
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December 21, 2018 at 12:35PM
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Looking to give a book? This true crime novel might just be what you’re looking for! pic.twitter.com/T33GLQ4My5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2018
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December 21, 2018 at 10:35AM
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This Hudson T is mighty nice! #HudsonGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/Srf4W5tNxu
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2018
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December 21, 2018 at 08:30AM
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How about giving someone a fascinating “In Search Of ...” DVD featuring the episode they filmed on campus? #HudsonGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/fGkBKJRTp4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2018
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December 21, 2018 at 06:30AM
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Happy Friday! Still looking for that perfect gift? You probablu won’t find it, so why not just buy something at the Hudson Bookstore? This bumper sticker is very snazzy! #HudsonGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/WbxkOzA6d7
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2018
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December 21, 2018 at 04:30AM
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Thursday, December 20, 2018
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There are several Hudson University related #DatelineNBC episodes scheduled to air in the new year. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2018
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December 20, 2018 at 04:55PM
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The Hudson University endowment is probably going to be insolvent by this time next year due to massive fraud and theft. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2018
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December 20, 2018 at 02:50PM
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Crazy conspiracy theorist John Munch was correct when he said we were adding mind control drugs to the soft serve machine in the Dining Commons. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2018
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December 20, 2018 at 12:50PM
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Most of the student private information stored on our servers has been hacked and stolen. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2018
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December 20, 2018 at 10:45AM
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Half of the Hudson University Academic Senate is currently under indictment. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2018
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December 20, 2018 at 08:45AM
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We will be quietly cleaning up toxic waste from Lake Tripley over the next few weeks while everyone is away for the holidays and not paying attention. #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2018
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December 20, 2018 at 06:40AM
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Still looking for a perfect gift? How about giving one of these cool T-Shirts: https://t.co/wCtCVbYS2K Show the world you’re not ashamed to be associated with Hudson University!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2018
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December 20, 2018 at 05:00AM
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It’s Thursday! With the Fall Quarter over and the holidays ahead, we’re dumping all of our bad news out there- like how the Hudson Strangler is back! #HolidayNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2018
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December 20, 2018 at 04:35AM
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Wednesday, December 19, 2018
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If you’ll be heading home this holiday, we wish you safe travels and the happiest of holidays! If you’re staying on campus, please stop begging us to turn the heat back on. #AintGonnaHappen
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2018
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December 19, 2018 at 04:45PM
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Another holiday TV Viewing tip- please avoid CrimeTV’s “All Hudson, All Holiday” marathon. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2018
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December 19, 2018 at 02:45PM
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Could you do us a favor when you go home for the holidays? If your family wants to watch a Netflix documentary called “Bloody Campus: Terror at Hudson”, suggest they watch something else, like maybe “Schitt’s Creek” or “MST3K”. If they still insist, unplug the wireless router.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2018
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December 19, 2018 at 12:30PM
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Hudson University remembers Penny Marshall, who played a Hudson professor in the Lifetime Original Movie “They Took Her Son, They Took Her Life”. #RIPPenny pic.twitter.com/jcGRol3OCH
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2018
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December 19, 2018 at 10:20AM
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Most people would probably think that our campus would be “tranquil” after all of the students have left for the holidays. In actuality, it becomes “sinister”. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2018
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December 19, 2018 at 08:15AM
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Looking to make a last minute donation before the end of the year? Why not donate to the Hudson University Foundation? Most of your donation will probably help our students! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2018
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December 19, 2018 at 06:10AM
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Happy Wednesday! School is officially over for 2018! Congratulations on (literally) surviving the Fall quarter! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2018
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December 19, 2018 at 04:05AM
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Tuesday, December 18, 2018
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“Bringing expensive electronics with you to campus? Lock ‘em down! Bringing jewelry, small valuables or anything like that? Lock ‘em up! Have expensive prescriptions? Lock ‘em away!” #HudsonGraduatesShareAdvice
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 04:40PM
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“Avoid NYPD Detective Robert Goren. He’s a real nut job and a know-it-all who’ll exploit your one true weakness to get you to confess.” #HudsonGraduatesShareAdvice
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 03:40PM
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“For goodness sake, avoid the Rose Garden! Nothing good ever comes from a stroll through the most dangerous spot in NYC outside of the courthouse steps!” #HudsonGraduatesShareAdvice
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 02:40PM
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“You get an automatic A if your professor gets arrested before finals, so if you fall behind in class, entrap your professor in an arrestable crime! The NYPD gets an arrest and you get an A!” #HudsonGraduatesShareAdvice
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 01:40PM
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Today we’re sharing tips for Hudson freshmen from past Hudson graduates! They survived their time at Hudson and if you heed their advice, so will you! #HudsonGraduatesShareAdvice
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 01:35PM
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#DidYouKnow that Al Capone refused to donate to Hudson University? Apparently he didn’t want his name associated with such a dangerous place. #HudsonHistory
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 12:35PM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson has its very own arraignment court on site? Get arraigned, then get back to class- only at Hudson!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 10:30AM
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Got a new item for These Are Their Stories fans. Get your Hudson University t-shirts here! Your alma mater, where the bad guys go to school. #SVU #LawAndOrder https://t.co/JFDsudPwpq pic.twitter.com/nKmvD7OA58
— Law & Order Podcast (@lawandorderpod) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 10:17AM
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#DidYouNotice that Briscoe’s Cafe doesn’t have sharp knives? There’s a very good reason for that, but we can’t say what it is until after the related trial is over.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 08:25AM
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Did you know that we accept credit cards in the Hudson Bookstore? Your credit card number might get stolen, but we do accept them nonetheless. #HudsonU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 06:20AM
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Happy Tuesday! Finals end today. As a reminder, the heat in the residence halls will be turned off this evening at 5PM. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 18, 2018 at 04:15AM
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Monday, December 17, 2018
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The sketch comedy show “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” insinuated that Hudson has a high crime rate and that’s ridiculous because- oh wait, they’re probably right. Never mind!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2018
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December 17, 2018 at 04:05PM
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Looking for some great gifts to buy before you go home for the holidays? You won’t find any at the Hudson Bookstore, but at least you can say you bought them something! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2018
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December 17, 2018 at 02:00PM
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This is a great week for crime news shows to get b-roll of a quiet, snow covered campus! You could say something like “White snow made the campus look like a Currier and Ives postcard, but the truth was more like the plot of a Stephen King novel” #HudsonBroll
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2018
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December 17, 2018 at 12:55PM
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We’re not sure why animal rights activists are claiming that the animals in Tripley Lab will have to fend for themselves over the holiday- we plan on leaving the heat on and some food and water for them, which is more than we’re doing for actual students.. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2018
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December 17, 2018 at 10:50AM
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Please be aware: The heaters in all Hudson dorms will be turned off at 5PM tomorrow after the last final. Planning on staying in the dorms over the holidays? You’d better change those plans!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2018
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December 17, 2018 at 08:45AM
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It has come to our attention that an Op-Ed in yesterday’s NY Ledger referred to Hudson as “The Murderiest Place on Earth”. We take offense at that statement- “Murderiest” is not a real word.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2018
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December 17, 2018 at 06:40AM
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Happy Monday! Finals end tomorrow! Are you one of the unlucky few stuck on an increasingly abandoned campus because you got stuck with one of the last finals? Be careful & stay alive! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2018
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December 17, 2018 at 04:40AM
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Sunday, December 16, 2018
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We prefer the term “legally problematic difficulties.” https://t.co/4BMBgTAwSE
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2018
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December 16, 2018 at 04:22PM
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Contrary to rumors, Hudson Scienticians are not performing hideous genetic experiments in Tripley Hall. The things they are working on over there are most likely even worse than that. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2018
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December 16, 2018 at 03:50PM
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As we end the Fall Quarter, we’d like to stress our commitment to inclusion. Whether you’re one of those geeks who dress up like Captain Picard or a shut in who collects useless trash, at Hudson, you’re tolerated! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2018
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December 16, 2018 at 01:50PM
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We must debunk the rumor that the dining commons is serving radioactive rats in the ratatouille. Any rat content found in our ratatouille is coincidental. Oh wait. There is no rat content in our ratatouille.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2018
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December 16, 2018 at 11:45AM
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#DidYouKnow Briscoe’s serves a delicious brunch every Sunday- and today it is actually certified clean by the health inspectors!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2018
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December 16, 2018 at 09:40AM
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To our freshmen- yes, we do have finals on Sunday- it isn’t a misprint! If you didn’t study or prepare, maybe you should get your professor a “special cash gift” for the holidays? #HudsonFinals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2018
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December 16, 2018 at 07:35AM
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Happy Sunday! Just three more days of finals before winter break! Plan your escape from campus today! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2018
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December 16, 2018 at 05:30AM
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Saturday, December 15, 2018
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Unfortunately, various crime procedural shows like using our campus as a backdrop for murder, insinuating that only criminals attend our school. In fact, just 65% of our students have gotten arrested during their time here. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 15, 2018
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December 15, 2018 at 03:10PM
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We have been asked to announce that the Dominos Pizza “Carryout Insurance” is not valid for Hudson students due to too many fraudulent claims.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 15, 2018
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December 15, 2018 at 01:10PM
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