Apparently there’s a rumor going around that if Manson murderess Leslie Van Houten gets paroled she’ll be offered a Hudson professorship. That’s ridiculous; she’d probably have to remain in California after she’s paroled and would be unable to accept a job here at Hudson.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 1, 2019
Our senior management is actually out west in a much warmer location at a nice resort, but they “are closely monitoring the extreme cold here on campus and taking everything very seriously. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.” #ActualTextFromTheirExecutiveMeeting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2019
ALERT: The aggressive campus squirrels are not frozen- they’re merely stunned. Approach them at your own risk! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2019
All of the campus lakes have frozen over, so if you want to dump a large, body sized bag, do it in the Hudson River like everyone else! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2019
Okay, you guys win! Classes are canceled for the rest of the day because of the extreme cold. #StayHomeStaySafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2019
It is freezing cold out there! Aren’t you glad we finally paid our energy bill? #StayInside
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2019
Happy Thursday! We’re still seeing unprecedented levels of people applying to Hudson, despite this past weekend’s unflattering cable TV marathon. Applications from future parolees have skyrocketed! #ApplyToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2019
We must object to the Ledger’s characterization of us as the “Enron of Colleges”. For the last time, we are a University not a college. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2019
We’re having a fun “bonfire” in the quad! Got anything you need to get rid of? Now would be a good time to toss it in! #BurnTheEvidence
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2019
Did you eat anything from the dining commons salad bar today? You might want to consult a doctor. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2019
Does anyone know why NYPD Detective Robert Goren is dancing in the Rose Garden? Is this one of his plots to get a confession, or has he finally gone around the bend? We’d go ask him, but he kinda freaks us out. #HelpUsOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2019
Are you an orphaned billionaire? Wayne Enterprises might have just the scholarship for you! #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/JQWXKRw3ZA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2019
The Tripley Foundation is inviting students to apply for one of many $30,000 scholarships. That’s half the cost of yearly tuition! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2019
Happy Wednesday! Did you lose your wallet on campus today? It probably isn’t lost; it was most likely stolen. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2019
Anyone looking for a snarky writer with experience managing the Twitter account of a notorious university with endless PR crises? We may know somebody who is looking to escape to a new job...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2019
Beware of that guy claiming to be handing out free scholarships in the quad; he’s just a clever process server and the only thing he’s handing out today is grief. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2019
That guy shouting about being “The King of Hudson” in the quad is just a crazy person. Who happens to be the department chair of American Studies. We know he’s crazy because he willingly accepted the position of “department chair”. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2019
A few people got really bad headaches after an “inadvertent” release of “toxic gas” at Schiff Hall. The Hudson facilities department regrets the inconvenience caused by the “toxic gas” and invites everyone affected by headaches to enjoy a free taco on them. #SignTheWaiver
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2019
We have been made aware of some comments made by our Executive Dean about how he doesn’t care about Hudson employees or their families. Hudson management is taking the situation very seriously and hopes the comments are forgotten so that they don’t have to do anything about them.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2019
A vice chancellor just walked in here to ask if we’ve “caught a virus on the tweeter” yet. We’re not sure what she’s talking about, so here’s this meme, because why not? pic.twitter.com/6v20nJXysM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2019
Happy #TacoTuesday! Can you believe that the dining commons actually has tacos for taco Tuesday for once? They’re probably not good tacos, but at least they’ve finally got their act together over there!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2019
FYI, the real campus night time escorts cannot accept tips, use a golf cart to get around and won’t try to steal your wallet. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2019
Are you looking for a job where your work is unappreciated and the pay is really low? Come work at Hudson! #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2019
It is not true that most of our students have appeared on Dateline NBC. Many of our students have been on the show, but definitely not most of them. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2019
We don’t know anything about his academic degrees, but we’re pretty sure that NYPD Detective Goren is NOT a licensed psychiatrist, so don’t get fooled if he tries to eccentrically confront you.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2019
Attn: students- could you all make your February tuition payments before the end of January? We had a ton of PR overtime over the weekend and could really use the cash. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2019
It turns out that the bad publicity from yesterday has had the opposite effect on applications than we had originally feared! Applications from soon to be paroled felons have jumped 1000%! #ApplyToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2019
Happy Monday! We’re still a bit hungover from yesterday’s cable network marathon, so please keep it down out there this morning, okay? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2019
We hope you learned that maybe Hudson University isn’t as bad as you’ve heard or seen on @USA_Network and its “Don’t Go To Hudson University” marathon. Sure, there might be a lot of crime here and it’s technically not “safe”, but uh, what was the other bad thing they said?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2019
NYPD Detective Elliott Stabler was so comfortable with our “safe” campus that he sent his children to Hudson AND wrote a book about his exploits for the Hudson University Press! That his children got full ride scholarships was a total coincidence! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/DArBmYHFhd
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2019
Hey, @USA_Network take a look at these crime related facts! pic.twitter.com/2WegDD2uvD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Looking for a safe, classy place to watch @USA_Network and its outrageous Anti Hudson University programming? Join us at Briscoe’s Cafe! pic.twitter.com/6xVMUwsaWR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
#HudsonSafe pic.twitter.com/QZbseO0H0K
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Looking to learn more about Hudson University? Come take a campus tour! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/jgXX9GM0nY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Don’t follow this advice! #ApplyToHudson pic.twitter.com/HlbGzalfDs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
We have a top notch medical school, but we bet @USA_Network won’t mention that! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/jeCdsNNxpR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
While we think that @USA_Network is exaggerating the crime on our campus today, we do have a sense of humor about it. #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/iMgUar81PA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Looking to support @OfficialHudsonU ? https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 has T-Shirts! #SupportHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Hudson has teamed up with some of the greatest American companies to form valuable and important consortiums! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/9DumVag36h
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that most of our students graduate alive? You probably won’t see that on @USA_Network today! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/K6IZV8LGN8
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Someone asked us if we should be allowing crime shows to film on campus if we don’t like how we’re being portrayed. Good question! Issuing film permits is extremely lucrative and a large source of income for our campus, so we have no plans to stop doing it. #GoToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University has been featured on many of America’s most trusted news magazines? #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/9D4PbHgCTj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Many of the stories you’re seeing today on @USA_Network have been hashed and rehashed over and over again. #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/OwtKc8dciS
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Hudson Alumni- Show the world that you are willing to admit you went to Hudson! https://t.co/gZQWixK3lc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Our campus security is the most elite university security team in the country, protecting our students from the alleged crimes being depicted on @USA_Network today! pic.twitter.com/vxORfguuu6
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Wealthy individuals have faith in Hudson University! We receive large donations from them to keep us in the upper tier of Universities and counter bad publicity like the kind we’re getting today on @USA_Network #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/t2hycBR2HA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Hudson has been the subject of many major motion pictures, many of them were actually flattering, unlike the programming airing on @USA_Network today. #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/b9UXU3qIKo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Many of the people who have spoken out against us at the NYPD are a bit unbalanced! We’ve even had to speak to their superiors at 1PP many, many times! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/99IdVpRgim
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Show your support for Hudson by buying one of our T-Shirts! https://t.co/W6K10C6Xwy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
The Anti-Hudson marathon on @USA_Network probably won’t mention our top notch criminal forensics program! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/54ZbqT3A1E
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Others like @USA_Network who have threatened to take us down were later discredited! This headline was misleading; we’re a university, not a college! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/xTmRn0RRgO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University has less crime than @USA_Network would have you believe? pic.twitter.com/EZhZW3tD4z
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Did you know that Hudson University isn’t even the most dangerous place in New York City? That dishonor goes to the steps in front of the courthouse downtown! @USA_Network probably won’t tell you all about that! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/2sbJXKGisQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Hudson University has been featured on many television shows throughout the years, including the classic Leonard Nimoy show “In Search Of...” We’re much safer than @USA_Network would have you believe! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/wJiY1MBfWa
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Looking for some Hudson Swag? We’ve got some here: https://t.co/xafcAzQPkR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Hudson graduates become great successes if they survive our campus, despite what @USA_Network might like you to believe! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/lGvlayMnCv
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
An official statement about how safe our campus REALLY is, despite what @USA_Network would have you believe! #GoToHudson pic.twitter.com/u18ixneBgj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
It’s Sunday! It has come to our attention that @USA_Network will be running a marathon today that seeks to dissuade people from applying to Hudson University. We will be countering their programming by focusing on the positive things about our amazing campus! pic.twitter.com/8TqNjmJBhO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2019
Unfortunately, various crime procedural shows like using our campus as a backdrop for murder, insinuating that only criminals attend our school. In fact, just 65% of our students have gotten arrested during their time here. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2019
Have you seen Associate Vice Chancellor Don Rowty on campus? Please call 911 immediately. He should be considered armed and dangerous.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alums get placed in minimum security, “Club Fed” prisons more than the alums of other universities? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2019
Have you used the Student Health Center on campus? If so, you should probably try going to a competent doctor as soon as possible!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2019
We have been assured by the creators of “Grand Theft Auto: Munson MURDER University” that it was not based on Hudson University and its complete resemblance to our campus layout is totally coincidental. pic.twitter.com/SdB0FObFP9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2019
Happy Saturday! With the federal government back up and running, Tripley Lab will be fully operational! In related news, Tripley Lab has been retaken from the monkeys after yesterday’s insurrection.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2019
It is not true that Wolf Hall was a former mental asylum. It was an asylum of some kind, but not a mental asylum. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2019
The currently roped off “crime scene” in the quad is just a crew filming a murder re-enactment for a cable crime show. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2019
Want some extra credit? Figure out what NYPD Detectives Carisi and Tutuola are investigating and the extra credit is yours! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2019
A few people have expressed concerns about the monkeys in Tripley Lab. During the shutdown they will be served the exact same food that we’re currently serving in the dining commons to students. It might be of lesser quality than they’re used to, but they should be okay.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2019
Due to the extended federal government shutdown, we are temporarily closing Tripley Lab, since most of the current research being done was funded by government grants that have not been paid out in weeks. Anyone want to volunteer to feed the monkeys while the lab is closed?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2019
The clowns hanging out in the quad last night turned out to be an attempt at viral marketing by a sketchy escape room, so they posed no threat to anyone. We think. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2019
It’s Friday! We’ve all got jobs and things to do, so let’s get started! (An out of touch Dean who just saw “Friday” insisted we tweet that.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2019
The frightening clowns lingering in the quad are not dangerous. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2019
It’s cold out there! And in here too. Hudson University has shut down all heating units to save cash, so break out those jackets! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson T-Shirts are now available at https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 ? Our Chancellor needs more “discretionary funds”!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson does NOT have a mascot? That guy in the quad calling himself the “Hudson Hamster” is probably just a crazy person, or NYPD Detective Robert Goren, trying to fool someone into confessing to a crime. Either way, it’s probably a good idea to avoid him.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
Hudson University is upgrading its payroll system! The upgrade will officially occur on April 1, 2019. (Yeah, Yeah we know.) Please don’t listen to rumors that the system is buggy; our payroll staff is always getting paychecks wrong anyway, so maybe things will get better.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
It has come to our attention that Google Maps is labeling Hudson University as a penitentiary for some reason. We’re working on getting it fixed. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
We’re already looking for a commencement speaker for #HudsonGrad2019. Do you know someone who has never had a scandal, never been arrested and most importantly, is willing to come onto campus to speak? Let us know!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the television show “Night Court” was based on a judge who went to Hudson Law School? Except instead of being a goofy magician, the real life judge committed murders.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that you no longer have to go downtown to give an official police statement? Branch Hall now has state of the art interrogation rooms, fully equipped with the latest digital video technology! #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
Happy Thursday! Did anyone lose a car last night? It appears to have been abandoned in the Rose Garden. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
Hudson University is working on important things; like helping defense lawyers choose juries that will acquit their clients. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
Contrary to rumors, Bernie Madoff did not attend Hudson U, but most of his staff did. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow “Tuorum Periculo” serves as both Hudson’s official Latin motto AND a disclaimer! #GoogleIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2019
Note to whomever was cultivating marijuana in the arboretum: the squirrels got into your stash and are aggressively looking for food.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the film “Rear Window” was based on the life of a Hudson professor? The real professor was both a voyeur and a killer!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2019
Have you seen those creepy mimes wandering around campus? If so, could you ask them what it is that they want?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2019
It is not true that the land upon which Hudson now stands used to be referred to as “Hell Town”. They used to call it “Hell Village”. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2019
Happy Wednesday! Did you witness the altercation last night between Professor Fisk and NYPD Detective Goren? Report to Branch Hall for a special “scholarship”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2019
#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/hBKSGcSZj4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2019
We’ve still got T-Shirts! https://t.co/y4ZYdo5rOv pic.twitter.com/9h22SxZvNr
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2019
#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/fCCKJ7khVn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2019
#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/fYS6ahHuug
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2019
#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/mBQa5SbKaM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2019
#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/hammleXh8z
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2019
Happy Tuesday! Congratulations on behaving yourselves over the three day weekend! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2019
A friendly reminder: when using dating apps on campus, always swipe left! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2019
Looking for a little something from our world renowned Crime Scene Investigation Masters Program? https://t.co/EdODIXFlWU pic.twitter.com/IqbcfPQmjX
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2019
The irradiated squirrels that escaped from Tripley Hall are not dangerous- the freezing cold has immobilized them. Once it heats up, however....
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2019
There isn’t a “Hudson Strangler”. There’s a strangler who might be operating near campus, but he’s not targeting our campus. We think. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow that we have Hudson merchandise available online at https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9? #ShamelessPlug pic.twitter.com/Q3PghVUEOw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2019
Our dining commons management has heard your complaints about the poor quality of this morning’s brunch. #DidYouKnow that McDonald’s has some sort of 2 for $4 deal going on? It’s a great alternative to whatever it is we’re serving today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2019
Happy Monday! Today we honor the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr! Hudson University will be closed today, though our social media team will still be tweeting! Today, we implore our students to honor this special day by behaving themselves!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2019
Hey, Hudson Alumni- brave enough to admit you got your degree from us? We have a T-Shirt for that! https://t.co/gZQWixK3lc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2019
It’s cold out there! It’s also cold in here because Hudson apparently forgot to pay the ConEd bill. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2019
#DidYouKnow that 100% of the proceeds from all Hudson University merchandise goes to our Chancellor’s “Discretionary” Fund? Think about that the next time you use your Hudson branded Taser or wear a Hudson T Shirt! https://t.co/Zr0C8S6Bbc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2019
Our students and faculty may commit crimes at a higher rate than those at other institutions, but even they have respect for others- especially elder veterans honoring those who gave their lives for their country. #HudsonRespect
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2019
It’s Sunday! Did you panic yesterday when campus internet went down? If so, you may be addicted to the internet. If not, you’re probably an out of touch faculty member. In any case, it was rogue squirrels and not the digging up of makeshift graves that caused the problem.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2019
Looking for a Hudson T-Shirt to wear while you’re not doing anything illegal, offensive or dangerous? Ahem. https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 pic.twitter.com/bjVU3zTtIj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2019
With the internet working again, it is a good time to remind you all not to post offensive things on the Facebook, the Twitter or the Instagram. If you must, however, please do not wear any Hudson clothing while you do it! #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2019
Full internet service has been restored on campus! Apparently one of the irradiated squirrels who escaped from Tripley Lab decided to chew on some important wires! Either that or the crews looking for makeshift graves took out some cables while digging yesterday. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2019
The crazy guy currently yelling about how he’s really Superman in disguise is actually just a computer science professor and we doubt that he has any real super powers.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2019
All campus parking lots are now reopened! Please avoid the suspiciously grave sized potholes you may notice around campus now. #CarpocalypseEnded
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2019
The extreme cold has stunned the squirrels that normally overrun the quad. Beware though- they get extremely aggressive when they come out of it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2019
We can neither confirm nor deny rumors that NYPD Detective Robert Goren is on site overseeing our “emergency parking lot repairs”. #Carpocalypse
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2019
Due to the extremely cold weather, we are continuing our “emergency parking lot repairs.” The cold weather is tough on our work crews but is great for keeping looky loos Away! #Carpocalypse
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2019
We are hearing rumors that people believe our “emergency parking lot repairs” are really an effort to locate bodies that might have been buried under the lots. We are committed to only giving you the truth, so here it is- no comment. #Carpocalypse
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2019
Happy Friday! Today is the day that half of our on-campus parking lots will be closed for “emergency maintenance”. Driving to campus today? Good luck! #Carpocalypse
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2019
Can't get enough mayhem from Hudson University? Follow your favorite felonious institution of higher learning on their blog.https://t.co/n8T6BsL5l1 pic.twitter.com/GWO4zBS6IF
— Law & Order Podcast (@lawandorderpod) January 18, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday is like a real life clip show! This fascinating book is still available from Hudson University Press as well! pic.twitter.com/4phiRDx7VD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday This was an interesting book published by Hudson University Press! Have you bought your copy yet? pic.twitter.com/DEaEdyicyo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when we let this unbalanced guy take over our twitter account for a day? He used it as an elaborate trap to ensnare a murdering student! pic.twitter.com/Mjq3jNXUMn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when we shared this crazy meme? That was wild! pic.twitter.com/gLDUVXa8qM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when there was a crazy guy running around campus pretending to be Keith Morrison? It turns out he was just a clever process server! pic.twitter.com/bMEdvApMr1
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when they made an Ashley Judd Thriller about Hudson? Wasn’t that cool? pic.twitter.com/CMNRPB5rlk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2019
Happy #ThrowbackThursday! #DidYouKnow that we’re doing emergency “repairs” to half of the campus parking lots on campus tomorrow? We probably should have warned you all sooner about tomorrow’s #Carpocalypse
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2019