Tonight is #ThirstyThursday at Logan’s Pub on the Quad! All drinks are half off and they won’t be checking IDs at the door if you make a $500 “donation” to Hudson’s Annual Fund! #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 1, 2019
We should be sending out acceptance letters soon! We can’t say when, but we might “accidentally” reveal it to anyone who gives us a “tip”. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2019
NYPD Detective Elliott Stabler wrote a fascinating book about his time on the force and we published it! His daughters also got full rides! Coincidence? pic.twitter.com/R4gxhjKGKM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when “Snapped” featured murderous Professor Nicole Wallace? We think she’s most likely dead now. pic.twitter.com/otUtFooaBO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when 1990’s talk show host Jenny Jones did several episodes about “wild teens” who wanted to come to Hudson? pic.twitter.com/6mcKpUqdzT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when NYPD Detective Robert Goren declared war on Hudson? Our Dean is still in contact with his superiors about that. pic.twitter.com/UWoZYgg0BR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2019
Wow, it’s Thursday! Just two more days until you all can go wild (but hopefully not ‘buck wild’) this weekend!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2019
Keith Morrison has been spotted on campus again. If you find out what he’s doing here, report to Branch Hall for a “surprise”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2019
Hey potential students- did you know that many famous celebrities have visited Hudson while fulfilling their community service? Come to Hudson and you might stumble upon Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey or Billy Tripley!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that notorious murderer Dale Stuckey attended our World Famous Crime Scene Investigation program? pic.twitter.com/B0vTxIKukp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2019
There is no truth to the rumor that famed serial killer HH Holmes attended or taught classes at Hudson University. In fact, he stated in his voluminous Murder diary that “I would no sooner cross onto Hudson’s cursed campus than place myself into one of my murder rooms.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2019
We’re going to be switching to a new computer system to process payroll beginning April 1, 2019. There could be some glitches with the system that might result in staff and faculty not getting paid. Did we forget to mention this before today? #NoJoke
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2019
Hudson University Press is excited to share the cover art for Retired NYPD Detective John Munch’s Latest Book. (Maybe now he’ll stop accusing them of conspiring with the Illuminati to kill this book.) pic.twitter.com/bYLmz6f9bn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2019
It’s Wednesday! Did you hear about the criminal activities that took place in Tripley Hall? Probably not- and we have our top notch PR crisis management to thank for that! Help us cover up scandals and crimes! #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2019
Southgate on campus is the scene of an active double “hazmat situation”. Eccentric NYPD Detective Goren is on the scene. Say hi!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2019
We will now be referring to bodies discovered on campus as “hazmat situations” since dead bodies are bio hazards and that term sounds less frightening. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2019
Remember- Hudson University is not responsible for lost or stolen items or murders! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2019
Are you using dating apps at Hudson? Swipe left! For goodness sake, ALWAYS swipe left!!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2019
Are you willing to trade your dignity and integrity for a paycheck? Join the Hudson University Public Relations Dept!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2019
Rikers Bail Bonds is offering Hudson students a 10% discount on bail bond service fees! Call 1-888-HudsonCrime for more details!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2019
This story is completely false! Our management team doesn’t care if you know about the latest scandal. #HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/UsHtMIc4zR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2019
Happy Tuesday! Please behave yourselves today! We had an all staff party last night at Logan’s Pub and are in no mood to answer press inquiries about student/staff/faculty misdeeds. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2019
Remember those old studies that said smoking was healthy? Let’s just say that big tobacco was very generous... #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2019
Is your company embattled or controversial? Cleanup your image with a donation to Hudson! We don’t care who gives us money! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2019
Your donations will never be spent on lawsuit payouts! We use donations to pay our lawsuit insurance premiums! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2019
We’ll truly name anything on campus after anyone for a donation- like the Tony Profaci urinal, located in Schiff Hall! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2019
Hey, prospective students! Looking to come to Hudson University? Make sure that your parents don’t see this television special! pic.twitter.com/xxDH2e5O77
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2019
It’s the newest guide to Hudson University by a trusted member of the NYPD! pic.twitter.com/7Z388LoIBh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2019
It’s Monday and the last week of February! We need to stretch our endowment to get to the end of the month, so maybe you could purchase one of our shirts? Show the world that you’re willing to admit you went to Hudson! https://t.co/gZQWixK3lc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2019
Hey, alums! Did you know that Hudson runs a camp for your children? Hudson’s summer camp takes place on beautiful Crystal Lake!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the 1980’s college comedy “Boozers” was filmed at Hudson? Schiff Hall was where the snooty frat got its comeuppance.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2019
Can you shout ‘You can’t go in there!’ at NYPD officers barging into executive offices? Apply to be a Hudson executive assistant!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2019
Did you just receive your doctorate and are willing to teach classes for a quarter of what a real professor makes? We’re hiring!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2019
Have you seen Keith Morrison on campus? Let us know where you saw him! We’re trying to figure out which campus murder he’s reporting on.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2019
It’s a wonderful Sunday! Brunch at Briscoe’s is now back! We’ve eliminated the rodent problem, so stop by!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2019
Hey students- it’s almost Spring Break! Are you excited? If you’re planning on heading out to Los Angeles, stay with our partner hotel and save! Book with code STAYALIVE and save 25% off at the famous Cecil Hotel! The famous Black Dahlia- Beth Short liked hanging out there!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2019
Contrary to the internet rumors, Martin Shkreli did not attend school at Hudson. Our alumni typically commit lower level fraud.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2019
Attn: Tour Guides- please do not take prospective students through fraternity row, into the Rose Garden, past Tripley Hall or- on second thought, it is probably best to keep them in the welcome center.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2019
Campus tour guides- Please stop referring to campus as “The Most Murderous Place on Earth”. There are other places with far more murders than Hudson University- We Think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2019
Looking for a writer? DM me ASAP! My last Hudson payroll check bounced. :-(
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2019
Hudson Employees: Despite what you may have heard, your Hudson paychecks should not bounce. They should be honored by any check cashing store or Bodega. And maybe your legitimate bank.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2019
It looks like the end of another week! The escaped squirrels have all been rounded up, so you can enjoy a slightly safer campus this weekend! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2019
Does anyone know how to put down an irradiated squirrel rebellion? #Asking4AnotherUniversity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
Plus, you don’t really want to see that Billy Tripley statue... it’s even creepier than he is if that’s possible. #Anything4Donations
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
One of our vice chancellors wants to counter the “hullabaloo” over that sexy Lincoln statue by having point out that we have a Billy Tripley statue that is the “Bee’s Knees”. Apparently our vice chancellor is 125 years old. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
As a Hudson student, you probably have community service that you need to do as part of a court sentence. Why not get it over with by helping us round up those escaped, radioactive squirrels? #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
We have traced the source of the outage- it isn’t a clever hacker, but mischievous squirrels who escaped from Tripley Lab and figured out how to disconnect our main network cable to the outside world. Come to think of it, that might be worse than a hacker. #RadioactiveSquirrels
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
Contrary to the alarmist complaints, we are not “dead in the water” due to the network outage. A more accurate phrase would be that we’re “treading water” and possibly distracted while someone steals our wallet from our backpack on the beach while we look on helplessly.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
Happy Friday!! It appears that our computer network is down throughout campus. It could be a mechanical or cable problem, but it’s probably a hacker. #OnlyAtHudson We’re using our outside data plan to keep you updated, but as soon as we go over our cap, you’re on your own!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
The Claire Kincaid Memorial Scholarship is provided due to a generous grant from an anonymous donor whose name rhymes with Mack McBoy.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
We are again taking applications for the Claire Kincaid Memorial Scholarship for Women. This vital scholarship provides the winners with a full wardrobe of sensible blouses, shoulder padded blazers, dress skirts and faux pearls that they can wear in the courtroom.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2019
We didn’t mean to imply anything by including a picture of NYPD Detective Robert Goren on our tweet about “eccentric” questioning. But have you seen that guy? #Cuckoo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow that we offer enhanced campus security for an extra fee? Enhanced security includes access to the real Hudson Security Office phone number and a FREE Hudson University Taser engraved with your name and blood type! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2019
At Hudson, we make sure that you get the skills you need to be successful here. Our freshman orientation program includes hours of intensive “interrogation practice” to prepare students for even the most eccentric NYPD questioning tactics! #ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/z1T6MJvtvy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2019
Hudson has a top notch crime scene investigation program with many opportunities to get hands on experience! Why just get pretend experience when you can get actual experience on real crime scenes at Hudson? #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson has its own arraignment court right on campus? Get arraigned then get back to class quickly and easily! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2019
Happy Thursday! #DidYouKnow that Hudson has a special legal fund that can be used by active students who need legal assistance? It’s our most used and most popular benefit! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2019
Looking for a “safe” place to take your parents on campus? Why not try Briscoe’s Cafe? pic.twitter.com/v7LsNs8Tk5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/4I5q4GK857
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/LOuv1WCGhl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/LiKJE5mXKv
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2019
#ComeSeeHudson pic.twitter.com/4q2ni1OnEi
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2019
#ComeSeeHudson pic.twitter.com/RO5qdbZ0xM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2019
Happy Wednesday! Still unsure about whether you want to come to Hudson? #ComeSeeHudson pic.twitter.com/wDDwIEFQqz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/doGcBE7pRm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/0eaLl2yHU2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/Wraebb8NRF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/9pnLrWpyFj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/hjksNdMrtM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2019
Are you considering Hudson for your future alma mater? Imagine the pride you’ll feel if you make it to graduation! #ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/OYirj6LuY7
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2019
Happy Tuesday! We hope you all survived the three day weekend! #Literally
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2019
Looking for something exotic and spicy? Why not try Taco Bell at St. Nicholas & W. 178th? Their food isn’t the best, but your only other option is nothing if you’re living in the dorms. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2019
Living in the dorms and hungry? Food service won’t return until tomorrow, but the McDonald’s on Broadway and W. 181st Street is probably open. #DidSomebodySayMcDonalds
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2019
Someone is apparently blasting the song “Helter Skelter” in the quad, which is creepy and not permitted; when campus security returns to duty tomorrow at 8AM, they’ll maybe look into who might have been breaking the rules by playing amplified music on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2019
We’ll be sending out acceptance letters soon. Want to come to Hudson? Make sure your parents’ DVR “accidentally” stops recording any and all true crime shows. #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2019
#PresidentsDay Fun Fact: The last president who visited Hudson was Teddy Roosevelt, who found our campus to be “quite dangerous” and “more suitable for a raucous bordello filled with wanton hussies and degenerates than for a college”. Can you believe that? We’re a University.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2019
#PresidentsDay Fun Fact: President James Garfield refused to come onto campus because he felt our students were of “low moral turpitude” and thought we were “bad luck.” He gave in and paid a short visit just a week before he was assassinated. #GoodLuckHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2019
Happy #PresidentsDay! Due to the holiday, campus is closed. That means no classes, library access, food in the dorms and security. #AtYourOwnRisk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2019
The student store has replenished its stock of sweaters! They’re perfect for tying around your neck while sneering at other students!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2019
Hey alumni! Ignore the rumors and your best judgment and donate cash to Hudson! We need cash, so give it to us! #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/QPhjaYMAjq
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2019
The Hudson Rose Garden is the perfect place for a wedding, party or to confront a smarmy professor who committed a crime! #HudsonRentals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2019
Brunch at Briscoe’s is not included in the Hudson student dining plan. Our dining commons offers a hearty meal of gruel every Sunday!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Pennywise from the film “It” was based on a Hudson professor who committed murders while dressed as a clown?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2019
Students: Please Stop stringing up Crime tape around campus- it’s just not funny!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2019
The police officers currently on the scene in the Rose Garden are real and not in costume. Please stop bothering them as they investigate.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2019
We spoke to NYPD Detective Robert Goren’s superiors and they didn’t really care about our outrage. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2019
The water on campus has been rated barely potable, yet we have done nothing to clean it up. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2019
Invasive aphids have infested our Rose Garden. Also, a dead body was found there last week. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2019
We lost the master key to the dorms and never bothered to re-key any of the locks. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2019
We’re taking advantage of a slow weekend to reveal more “bad” news! #DidYouKnow that Dateline NBC will be running a hard hitting expose on how bad our security is? #DontWatchAlone #DontWatchAtAll
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2019
It’s Saturday on a three day weekend! What are you still doing on campus?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2019
Can you quickly provide a wealth of information over the phone in mere seconds? Apply for a job at Hudson’s very own police precinct and satellite arraignment court!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2019
Our satellite arraignment court is a cool amenity- If you committed a crime here, you would be arraigned by now!
#FlashbackFriday Remember when Diff’rent Strokes did a “Very Special Episode” about Hudson University? We had to dramatically relax our admissions requirements after that episode aired. pic.twitter.com/jW9YV3ntAK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2019
The raving derelict currently causing a scene in the quad is actually NYPD Detective Robert Goren up to his old tricks. Rest assured, we will be speaking to his superiors about this! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2019
We are evaluating the latest scandal regarding campus donor Billy Tripley and are seriously considering our options. On one hand, his actions were indefensible. On the other hand, we enjoy spending the money he donates to Hudson. #HudsonU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2019
#DidYouKnow that every American President since Teddy Roosevelt has refused to step foot on our campus? #PresidentsDay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2019
Please avoid the library basement until we’ve had a chance to disinfect it from last night’s “encounters”. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2019
Happy Friday! Are you recovering from Valentine’s Day last night? We’re proud to announce that the Hudson Sweetheart Killer didn’t strike last night- we think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson University Hotel offers hourly rates for students on Valentine’s Day? It’s a bit cleaner than any of the secluded areas on campus and you won’t have to throw your roommate out of your dorm room while you “entertain”. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2019
We’ve heard that a crew from Dateline NBC is wandering around campus. If you see them, can you ask them what they’re investigating? #HelpUsOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2019
Looking for a gold lamé crime scene jumpsuit like the one worn by Charo in the “Crime & Punishment” pilot that filmed on campus last year? Our management wanted to capitalize on the show by ordering a ton of them and we’ve got them on sale- 90% off! #HelpUsOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2019
Okay, who’s the wiseguy or gal who made this meme?!? #HudsonMeme pic.twitter.com/RRLVoVbs1O
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2019
The basement of Branch Hall has been locked to prevent surreptitious hookups down there. And also because of a radiation leak. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2019
Briscoe’s Cafe is offering a special menu for Valentine’s Day tonight, offering breathtaking views of the Hudson Quad. Actually, it’s just same menu, but with a 40% markup and the Quad isn’t really breathtaking, though many have sadly taken their last breath there. #Sad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2019
Happy Valentine’s Day! Our Dean of Students would like to ask all students to not do anything that she wouldn’t do, though she gets a bit freaky so anything goes really. Just don’t do it in the library basement, okay? #Gross
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2019
Some people have been disturbed by seeing this logo around campus. “Hudson Murder Spree” is a really bad heavy metal ska band and not a threat against our campus. We think. pic.twitter.com/Pde9V1Sz4r
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 14, 2019
Enjoy a special Valentine’s Day dinner tomorrow in the Dining Commons! The menu will include meatloaf made from ground up beef hearts and a special valentine’s day cupcake made with real lard frosting! Are we trying to get you to eat elsewhere & save us cash? Probably!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2019
#DidYouKnow that students can ask that their tuition be reduced? We won’t actually lower their tuition but they can definitely ask. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2019
Due to some recent arrests, we now have three tenure track faculty positions available in the History Department. Let the battle for those spots begin! #HudsonFacultyFight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2019
Planning a romantic Valentine’s Day stroll through our Rose Garden tomorrow evening? We’re reasonably certain that the still at large “Hudson Sweethearts Killer” is most likely dead now, but just to be on the safe side, note that walking on the Hudson campus is at your own risk.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2019
Still looking for a #ValentinesDay gift? We’ve got T-Shirts- the Ledger called them creepy, but we say they’re creepily romantic! pic.twitter.com/Fzu9Jx40f0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2019
It’s Wednesday- and one day closer to death. #EmoHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2019
We’re not sure why Detective John Munch is tromping through Hudson Lake, but you should note that he is a RETIRED detective. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 13, 2019
Can you busily keep filing documents and sort mail while being questioned by NYPD Detectives? Hudson University is now hiring! #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2019
There isn’t an emergency happening in the quad. Campus security is roping off various areas with crime tape for the heck of it. #WhistlesInnocently
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2019
Did anyone lose a kidney? #Asking4AnotherUniversity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2019
This week on campus, SVU stands for “Special VALENTINES Unit”, so don’t get too worried if you see the authorities with the SVU windbreakers around campus! #WhistlesInnocently
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2019
Is anyone missing a lung? #Asking4AnotherUniversity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2019
Hey, everyone- it’s #TacoTuesday ! Too bad we just have hot pockets in the dining commons today. In other news, please stay out of the Rose Garden while our security department and the NYPD conduct their “special tests.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2019
It has come to our attention that some crime shows are using our name whenever they need a “Crime-ridden college” for their show. We challenge you all to come to Hudson and see how safe we really are! Just come during the day and keep an eye on your stuff and you’ll be fine.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 12, 2019
It is not true that the strange humming noise heard at various locations around campus are caused by the spirits of those murdered here. The noise is caused by our top secret student radiation generator testing. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2019
Hey Hudson graduates- are you willing to show others that you graduated from Hudson? The class ring salesman is now taking orders in the Hudson Bookstore! You could also buy a T-Shirt. https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2019
Contrary to the rumors, we do not store meats for the dining commons alongside the bodies from the cryonics lab. Though now management is considering it to save money. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2019
Does anyone know anybody who works at ABC? We’ve got a spec script for a comedy pilot set at a crime-ridden college where the PR team has to work overtime because of all the crimes that take place there. Totally fictional premise.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2019
We saw a ridiculous television show in which a supposed Hudson student was afraid that getting arrested in a bar brawl would result in him getting thrown out. Trust us, you have to do much worse to even get us to consider throwing you out of this place! #HudsonOnTV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2019
#DidYouKnow that we’re running a makeshift cryonics lab in Tripley Hall? Donate millions to campus and we’ll stash you in one of our spare freezers until we can either resurrect you or the power goes out and your body accidentally thaws out. The NY Ledger calls it “Horrifying.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 11, 2019
Did you park in Lot 25? Please remember that Hudson is not responsible for any damages to your cars.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2019
Our chancellor just walked in and asked if we knew what the going rate for a pardon was... anyone know? #Asking4AChancellor
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2019
Yikes, we discovered that the vegan chicken salad in the dining hall had real chicken in it and the meatloaf was actually vegan. #SorryGuys
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2019
Hudson’s library has the largest collection of true crime books in the world- and we only keep books about Hudson U. crimes.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2019
Please note: Hudson does not authorize vending machines, so if you used your credit card to buy chips on campus- you were probably scammed.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 10, 2019