#HudsonGrad pic.twitter.com/V7UTQa0mMH
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2019
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Sunday, March 31, 2019
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Graduation Day is almost here! Will you survive? #HudsonGrad pic.twitter.com/emyFs2NmC2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2019
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March 31, 2019 at 01:25PM
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Hudson Security Staff are now stationed at the residence halls to assist in filing insurance claims for any Spring Break thefts that might have occurred. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2019
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March 31, 2019 at 11:15AM
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We’ve been binging “Carmen Sandiego” on Netflix, which features a “crime school”. A school devoted to crime? That’s crazy! #Fiction
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2019
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March 31, 2019 at 09:30AM
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#DidYouKnow that Old Glory Insurance offers the cheapest insurance policies for Hudson students? If you had their insurance, you’d get a check tomorrow for your losses! They were even endorsed by a guy who looks like NYC DA Jack McCoy! pic.twitter.com/W60kuvSy83
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2019
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March 31, 2019 at 08:40AM
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#DidYouKnow that the residence halls are not officially considered to be on campus? This new status was enacted after we realized that we were going to have to report all of the burglaries that took place there over the last week while everyone was on Spring Break.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2019
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March 31, 2019 at 07:50AM
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It’s Sunday and Spring Break at Hudson is over! Spring Quarter starts tomorrow- that means that if your roommate dies AFTER 8AM EDT tomorrow you qualify for an automatic 4.0 again! #LookOnTheBrightSide
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2019
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March 31, 2019 at 05:45AM
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Saturday, March 30, 2019
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We don’t think that group of clowns currently massing in the quad are students... any volunteers want to ask them what they want?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2019
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March 30, 2019 at 03:15PM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson students can perform their court mandated community service on campus by calling up alumni asking for donations?
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March 30, 2019 at 01:15PM
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Rikers Bail Bonds is offering Hudson students a 10% discount on bail bond service fees! Call 1-888-HudsonCrime for more details!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2019
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March 30, 2019 at 11:10AM
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Remember the Lifetime Movie “Over My Dead Body”? It’s going to be on the Lifetime Movie Network tonight! #HudsonOnTV pic.twitter.com/DvoyCYHd1p
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2019
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March 30, 2019 at 09:40AM
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“Let’s Behave This Year!” and avoid newspaper headlines like this one! pic.twitter.com/sMsiTrh21o
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2019
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March 30, 2019 at 07:30AM
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Happy Saturday! We’re just TWO WEEKS away from Open Hudson Day 2019! Remember our 2019 slogan- “Let’s Behave This Year!” pic.twitter.com/F8mOHVkowp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2019
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March 30, 2019 at 05:20AM
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Friday, March 29, 2019
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#DidYouKnow that you can rent out the Rose Garden for weddings? Rental is subject to availability and possible police actions.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2019
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March 29, 2019 at 04:15PM
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Our students are actually less likely to commit crimes than those attending NYU!*
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2019
(*NYU’s Special Rikers Island Extension Program) https://t.co/UzP2jIgNhk
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March 29, 2019 at 02:37PM
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Have you updated your picture with the Registrar’s Office yet? The current picture on file could be provided to Dateline NBC at some point in the future, so keep it updated! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2019
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March 29, 2019 at 02:15PM
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Looking to order in pizza? Why not try Profaci’s Pizza? Their pizza is so good, you’ll be shouting “Profaci!” Profaci’s Pizza: They pay us to mention them!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2019
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March 29, 2019 at 12:10PM
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Alert: They’re not filming a crime movie in the Rose Garden. The NYPD is conducting an investigation. #NothingToSeeHere
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2019
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March 29, 2019 at 08:10AM
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We have been hearing inaccurate estimates of how many openings we now have due to Spring Break “mishaps”. We are unwilling to release that figure, but it is slightly less than the 1,000 figure people are throwing around. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2019
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March 29, 2019 at 06:05AM
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Wow, it’s already Friday! Spring Break is practically over now, so stay safe and get back to campus ASAP! BTW, your dorm room might have gotten broken into while you were away. #AtYourOwnRisk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2019
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March 29, 2019 at 04:00AM
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It’s #ThirstyThursday at Logan’s Pub tonight! Since hardly anyone is around, they won’t be checking IDs from 9PM until the NYPD shuts them down!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2019
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March 28, 2019 at 04:45PM
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It is now safe to drink from the various water fountains around campus. We apologize for not letting everyone know that they should not have been using them for the past month or so. #AtYourOwnRisk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2019
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March 28, 2019 at 02:40PM
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Campus officials have listened to the “feedback” received from campus affiliates who didn’t think that allowing the “AnonymousQuickie” website to sponsor the campus racetrack was a good idea. #StillGonnaTakeTheirMoneyTho
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2019
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March 28, 2019 at 12:35PM
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Tripley Lab is not performing “unspeakably horrific” experiments- internally, we speak about the horrific experiments all the time. We just don’t speak about them in public. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2019
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March 28, 2019 at 10:25AM
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Just because it is Spring Break doesn’t mean you should let your guard down- smarmy process servers and eccentric NYPD Detectives could still be waiting to confront you. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2019
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March 28, 2019 at 08:20AM
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We have been making tons of cash issuing film permits to true crime shows who are filming b-roll this week in a nearly empty campus. As a result, we might actually start putting real meat in the dining commons meatloaf! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2019
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March 28, 2019 at 06:15AM
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We can’t believe it’s already Thursday! Having fun on Spring Break, students? Just remember that classes start again on Monday! #DepressingThoughts
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2019
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March 28, 2019 at 04:10AM
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Wednesday, March 27, 2019
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Campus Tour Guides: Please Stop referring to Hudson as a “living horror movie.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2019
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March 27, 2019 at 04:45PM
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Are you looking for a job with petty co-workers & arbitrary rules? Hudson University is now hiring!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2019
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March 27, 2019 at 02:45PM
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#DidYouKnow that most Hudson students personally know multiple NYPD detectives? #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2019
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March 27, 2019 at 12:45PM
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Did we forget to remind everyone that Hudson security has this week off as well? #AtYourOwnRisk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2019
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March 27, 2019 at 10:40AM
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Hudson affiliates using a discount at L.A’s Cecil Hotel are upset because the hotel is not located by the beach or near any attractions. Also- they found dead bodies in the lobby. We might cancel our deal with them, but until we make up our minds, the discount is still active!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2019
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March 27, 2019 at 08:35AM
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It might be Spring Break, but the staff at Hudson University Press are still hard at work. Former NYC DA Adam Schiff’s blockbuster book is now back in print! #BuyOurStuff pic.twitter.com/K2tTsKjRWB
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2019
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March 27, 2019 at 06:15AM
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It’s Wednesday and this week is going by fast! We also have more openings due to Spring Break “mishaps”, so check your e-mail, waitlisted applicants! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2019
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March 27, 2019 at 04:10AM
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Tuesday, March 26, 2019
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#DidYouKnow we’re always hiring in our legal department? Lawyers, paralegals, assistants, etc. are all needed in our extremely busy dept.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2019
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March 26, 2019 at 04:55PM
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#DidYouKnow that if you stumble upon a dead body while running through campus having an ironic cell phone discussion, you get a 4.0?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2019
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March 26, 2019 at 02:55PM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson University was recognized as being a safer place to hangout than the courthouse steps in Manhattan?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2019
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March 26, 2019 at 12:55PM
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Have you visited our beautiful Rose Garden lately? It’s been several weeks since anyone found a dead body in it! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2019
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March 26, 2019 at 10:50AM
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#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/zHNhH4IPrs
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March 26, 2019 at 08:50AM
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#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/QStyNbqAPa
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March 26, 2019 at 06:50AM
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It’s Tuesday! Staying safe out there? FYI, we have several new “openings” due to Spring Break “mishaps”. Check your e-mail if you’re on our waiting list! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2019
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March 26, 2019 at 04:40AM
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Monday, March 25, 2019
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Our “Hudson Innocence Law Group” has mostly freed guilty faculty members on technicalities. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2019
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March 25, 2019 at 04:50PM
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When we claimed that several professors may have inadvertently committed some minor crimes, we were wrong; they probably blatantly committed many major crimes. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2019
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March 25, 2019 at 02:45PM
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We have verified that our some of our employees are losing their hair due to the stress caused by our constant scandals and NOT due to radioactive materials! #HudsonMythBusting https://t.co/gA1D7DmwhE
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2019
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March 25, 2019 at 01:22PM
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When we claimed that we did not know what Dateline NBC was investigating on campus several months ago, that was incorrect; we did know what they were investigating and it will make the Enron scandal look like a minor Ponzi scheme. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2019
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March 25, 2019 at 12:45PM
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The many squirrels who died last year after drinking water from Hudson Pond did not die of natural causes as we originally claimed; they probably died because the water is heavily contaminated. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2019
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March 25, 2019 at 10:40AM
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Since there are less people on campus this week, now is a good time to do a #BadNewsDump. Did you know that an audit showed that our chancellor was probably embezzling funds, but our board of directors chose to ignore it?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2019
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March 25, 2019 at 08:35AM
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Wow, who knew that Homer Simpson went to Hudson University? #Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/4SHX2q0wRU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2019
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March 25, 2019 at 06:01AM
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Happy Monday! It’s *dead* quiet around here on the first day of Spring Break- our quad is like a *cemetery* today. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2019
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March 25, 2019 at 04:55AM
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Sunday, March 24, 2019
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#DidYouKnow that the Hudson Medical Center accepts most insurance plans, credit cards, cash, checks and organ donations as payment?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2019
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March 24, 2019 at 03:15PM
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The clowns currently walking through the quad are not connected with Hudson University and might actually be dangerous.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2019
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March 24, 2019 at 01:15PM
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We are not providing free samples of beer on Hudson Glade. We don’t know who those people are or what is in their beer.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2019
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March 24, 2019 at 11:15AM
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It is now the official position of our administration that certain buildings on campus are actually haunted. Apparently there is money to be made from ghost hunters and we could really use the money.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2019
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March 24, 2019 at 09:10AM
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Hudson University is proud to announce that the International Association Of True Crime re-enactors has chosen our campus for their 2020 convention! Apparently choosing us was a “no-brainer” because our campus is the scene of so many crimes! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2019
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March 24, 2019 at 07:10AM
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Happy Sunday! It’s quiet out there- too quiet. #StayInside
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2019
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March 24, 2019 at 05:05AM
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Saturday, March 23, 2019
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Did you get placed on our wait list? Many Hudson students die of freak accidents during Spring Break, so there’s a chance you might get accepted next week! #HudsonSpringBreak
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2019
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March 23, 2019 at 03:30PM
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We may need some funds to bail out our chancellor, so please buy our stuff! #BuyOurStuff https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2019
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March 23, 2019 at 01:25PM
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Due to Spring Break, most buildings on campus are closed, so there isn’t much for prospective students to see- however, the most important building will be open every day- the campus bookstore which offers a plethora of campus merchandise! #BuyOurStuff
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2019
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March 23, 2019 at 11:15AM
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ATTN Prospective Students- Hudson does not offer a “virtual reality” tour utilizing VR goggles. The guy in the quad offering those so-called tours is trying to steal your wallet. Besides, he’s an associate professor, not a full fledged professor like he claims.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2019
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March 23, 2019 at 09:05AM
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Hello, prospective students! Please be advised that the only official campus tours leave from Branch Hall. That guy offering a “Hudson Murder Tour” is not officially affiliated with Hudson University. #HudsonFacts
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2019
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March 23, 2019 at 07:05AM
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Happy Saturday! Please ignore the “crime scene” in front of Tripley Hall. It’s just a True Crime Show re-enacting an on campus murder that took place ages ago. (Three weeks ago.) #HudsonSpringBreak
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2019
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March 23, 2019 at 05:00AM
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Friday, March 22, 2019
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Staying on campus over Spring Break? Please remember- food service ends after tonight’s dinner and you’re on your own. Good luck! #HudsonSpringBreak
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2019
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March 22, 2019 at 04:25PM
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Finals are over! Spring Break has begun! Please stay safe out there and please, please, please do not do anything to embarrass us! If you must, please tell the arresting officer that you’re an NYU student. #ThankYou
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2019
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March 22, 2019 at 02:00PM
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The last finals begin now. Will the last one out please make sure to lock up? And not steal anything? And definitely try not getting murdered? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2019
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March 22, 2019 at 12:01PM
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Have you ever purchased fresh beef from Hudson’s famed Meat Lab? If so and you still have any left in your freezer, you should probably throw it all out. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2019
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March 22, 2019 at 10:50AM
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Staying on campus this Spring Break? Please be advised that a lot of true crime and newsmagazine shows will be filming b-roll to take advantage of the emptiness to highlight the “quiet, dignified and ivy-covered campus” that will be “shaken to its core when murder arrives”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2019
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March 22, 2019 at 08:35AM
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We’re pretty sure that we can convince her otherwise by giving her son one of our special NYPD “scholarships”. https://t.co/L13cy8pZF8
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2019
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March 22, 2019 at 07:37AM
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Going out west this Spring Break? Get a 25% discount at Los Angeles’ famed Cecil Hotel! That’s the last known place that Beth “Black Dahlia” Short was seen before she was found dead. It’s historic! #AtYourOwnRisk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2019
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March 22, 2019 at 06:30AM
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Happy Friday! It’s the last day of finals and Spring Break is next week! Be safe out there- nobody wants to see you hurt or killed; besides, nobody gets an automatic 4.0 if you die next week in a freak, drunken accident. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2019
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March 22, 2019 at 04:25AM
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Thursday, March 21, 2019
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These shirts are NOT Officially licensed. They ARE awesome, though. #DontQuoteUs pic.twitter.com/z2UQipDZ8P
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2019
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March 21, 2019 at 04:55PM
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Don’t forget- we sell official Hudson University branded tasers in every color of the rainbow! Stock up now and survive your Hudson Spring Break! #TaseThemBro pic.twitter.com/cdXhU9aoio
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2019
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March 21, 2019 at 02:55PM
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Need to fund your wild Spring Break trip? Don’t commit identity fraud- sign up for a Hudson University MasterCard! Get approved and receive a snazzy new T-Shirt! pic.twitter.com/MO8yedljMh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2019
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March 21, 2019 at 12:55PM
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Tonight at Tripley Hall- take a study break and catch a free showing of the classic Ashley Judd Thriller- “Capital Offense”, based on a true Hudson University Crime! pic.twitter.com/kPddxGwCDl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2019
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March 21, 2019 at 10:50AM
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#ThrowbackThursday Remember when they covered the “Hudson Strangler” on “In Search Of...” #DidYouKnow that they never caught that guy? pic.twitter.com/RbjQTIGqWt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2019
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March 21, 2019 at 08:45AM
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Hudson University Press is proud to announce the publication of “Not in MY Courtroom, Counselor! My Time on the Bench” by Judge Al Bertuccio! Skeptics might say that we’re publishing this book to reward the judge for looking the other way for us. Um, just buy this book, okay? pic.twitter.com/msOvw2FXNN
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2019
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March 21, 2019 at 06:45AM
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It’s Thursday! Just two more days of finals! Be safe out there next week during Spring Break! Speaking of breaks, if you are enrolled in HudsonCare, remember that broken bones caused by drunken Spring Break hijinks are specifically excluded from coverage. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2019
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March 21, 2019 at 04:40AM
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Wednesday, March 20, 2019
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This isn’t a real thing.... is it? pic.twitter.com/ivQMrHtnmg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 05:30PM
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Grandma and grandpa aren’t immune from drug trends... pic.twitter.com/GOVZ3KyhCI
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 04:45PM
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Can you believe it? Even babies can find themselves ‘riding the white horse’ pic.twitter.com/OLgqVhnNJQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 02:40PM
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Don’t do ‘crack ‘n track’, kids! pic.twitter.com/o0Vvp1thSl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 12:40PM
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Sadly, your dog isn’t immune from the latest fad drugs! pic.twitter.com/bzQvNUlRBp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 11:40AM
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You might encounter this drug trend at your Spring Break Motor Lodge... pic.twitter.com/lQGcf8SHqK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 10:35AM
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Another drug trend to be aware of... pic.twitter.com/0rlseEWh6B
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 08:35AM
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Students- you might be tempted to try the latest ‘drugs’ on Spring Break, egged on by your friends who claim they’re ‘boss’. But our friend at the NYPD, Detective Finn Tutuola knows that in reality, drugs are passé, real Melvin. (An out of touch Dean wrote this.) pic.twitter.com/HKNT6sy5Z3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 06:35AM
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We have been commanded by Hudson’s legal department to ask you to ignore that last tweet. #ThankYou
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 06:10AM
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Contrary to the rantings of that raving derelict in front of Briscoe’s Cafe, there are no nefarious goings on occurring in the restaurant’s non-existent basement. We are currently shredding evidence related to #OperationVarsityBlues in the basement of Branch Hall, however.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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March 20, 2019 at 05:50AM
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It’s Wednesday! We’re almost halfway through finals week and Spring Break beckons! Hopefully by this time next week you’ll still be alive! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2019
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Tuesday, March 19, 2019
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Now back in Stock at the campus bookstore! “NYC: DOA - The True Story Behind NYC’s Deadliest Steps!” by the late Ben Stone, who was an NYC ADA for many years! #RIPBenStone pic.twitter.com/Ro8NWyWmvh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2019
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March 19, 2019 at 04:45PM
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Please stop posting pictures of fake crime scene tape draped around campus on your FacePlace pages. It’s freaking our future freshmen out.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2019
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March 19, 2019 at 02:45PM
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It’s #TacoTuesday and the DC actually has tacos! Eating a taco is a legal agreement between you & Hudson waiving your right to sue.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2019
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March 19, 2019 at 12:40PM
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It has come to our attention that residence hall staff allowed “movers” into the dorms who were actually thieves. This is a good time to remind you all that staying in the Hudson Residence Hall is at your own risk. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2019
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March 19, 2019 at 10:55AM
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Remember, students- video surveillance is used inside our lecture halls during finals to make sure that no cheating is going on. The people monitoring the surveillance are not paid very well, however, and might be convinced to ignore certain things if you catch our drift. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2019
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March 19, 2019 at 08:40AM
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Hey, students- stay safe out there whether you choose to take a wild trip for Spring Break or just plan to remain on campus! Speaking of remains, remember that Ferryman’s Funeral Parlor offers a 15% Hudson discount on all deathcare services and accessories. #JustInCase
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2019
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March 19, 2019 at 06:30AM
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Happy Tuesday! It’s finals week- the perfect time for crime shows to get B-Roll of students studying while the narrator says something like “While most students were preparing for finals, one student was preparing to commit murder.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2019
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Monday, March 18, 2019
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The New York Ledger continues to be unfair to us. The vast majority of our students are still alive by the time they graduate!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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March 18, 2019 at 04:35PM
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An entitled Alumnus and his snooty legacy son have been spotted on campus. Be alert and notify campus security if you encounter them.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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March 18, 2019 at 02:35PM
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Campus favorite John Munch, whose Conspiracy chats have captivated campus audiences has opened his own coffee cart and he’s giving us free coffee to promote it! You’ll usually find John Munch’s Conspiracy Coffee across from South Gate unless the Illuminati has caught up with him! pic.twitter.com/HE9ZvuzXUw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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March 18, 2019 at 12:53PM
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The Hudson Dean of Students will be interviewed by Faith Yancey tonight on HNT! It will be his 25th appearance on “True Crime Tonight”!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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March 18, 2019 at 12:35PM
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Very few crimes were committed over the weekend, a decline of .15%! Keep up the good job, students! #StopCommittingCrimesHudsonU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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March 18, 2019 at 10:30AM
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We’re hiring! A background check is required, but we can “waive” that “requirement”. #wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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March 18, 2019 at 08:30AM
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Are you going to Spring Break? As a Hudson student, you’ll probably need help in making sure you don’t run afoul of the law! Famed lawyer Miranda Pond shares her tricks for staying out of trouble! #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/jI9DheS5N4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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March 18, 2019 at 06:25AM
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Happy Finals Week! Did you get your studying done over the weekend? If not, remember that our professors are allowed to accept “gifts”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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Sunday, March 17, 2019
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The Dean has decided to stop soliciting names for the new coffee shop. “Criminal Coffee” & “Murder Mocha” were inappropriate suggestions.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2019
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March 17, 2019 at 05:05PM
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Please Note: The “Hudson Film Festival” being held in SoHo this weekend is showing films starring Ernie Hudson and is not associated with us
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 17, 2019
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March 17, 2019 at 03:05PM
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Unfortunately, the crime tape sealing off the front steps of Schiff Hall is real. Please use the back entrance until further notice.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 17, 2019
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March 17, 2019 at 01:00PM
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Please stop turning all the TVs in the welcome center to TrueCrimeTV. It’s scaring off prospective students. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 17, 2019
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March 17, 2019 at 11:00AM
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#DidYouKnow Hudson University provides free legal services to students? This benefit is one of the most used on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 17, 2019
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March 17, 2019 at 09:00AM
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If you must get drunk, why not try Logan’s Pub? It’s right here on campus and we make all the profit off of it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 17, 2019
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March 17, 2019 at 07:55AM
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It’s Saint Patrick’s Day! Please don’t embarrass yourselves or us by getting overly drunk- and if you must, please tell them you’re an NYU student. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 17, 2019
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Saturday, March 16, 2019
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Hudson didn’t host a “Murder Lab” in 1892. There was a building where lots of murders happened, but it wasn’t a lab. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 16, 2019
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March 16, 2019 at 04:10PM
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The feral dogs who normally terrorize north campus have apparently gotten into someone’s illicit “marihuana” stash. They are totally chill right now, so enjoy north campus without getting chased in terror while it lasts. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 16, 2019
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March 16, 2019 at 02:10PM
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Various members of the media are trying to make us feel ashamed of Hudson’s role in #OperationVarsityBlues Good luck with that- this is Hudson: We Have No Shame! (That was our official slogan for several years in the late 1980’s...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 16, 2019
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March 16, 2019 at 12:40PM
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The eccentric gentleman handing out Orientation flyers on the Hudson quad is really NYPD Detective Robert Goren, apparently investigating something. Don’t trust him! He figures out your weakness and exploits it until you confess. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 16, 2019
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March 16, 2019 at 10:10AM
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Spring Break is coming up fast! #DidYouKnow that if your roommate dies over Spring Break due to a vacation mishap, you do NOT get an automatic 4.0? #HudsonFacts
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 16, 2019
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March 16, 2019 at 08:40AM
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Next week, we’ll be having public interviews for current candidates for the Vice Chancellor of Campus Safety. Can’t make one of the interview sessions? Don’t worry! Hudson won’t be using the feedback from these sessions anyway- we just want you to feel like you have a “voice”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 16, 2019
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March 16, 2019 at 06:45AM
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Happy Saturday! Are you looking to spend a leisurely morning enjoying brunch at Briscoe’s Cafe? You probably shouldn’t if you’re a student- finals begin Monday. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 16, 2019
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March 16, 2019 at 04:15AM
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Friday, March 15, 2019
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Help me reach 100 followers — I’m halfway of the way there!
— SVU One-liners (@SVUOneLiner) March 15, 2019
SVU Filming today! #SVU #SVUOneLiner #MariskaForPresident #LawandOrderSVU @nbcsvu @Mariska pic.twitter.com/809mk1vK43
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March 15, 2019 at 04:58PM
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Did you try adding funds to your HudsonCash dining card? It turns out that there’s no such thing as HudsonCash and you were probably scammed. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 15, 2019
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March 15, 2019 at 04:30PM
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Hooray! We all survived another quarter! Remember- if your roommate dies from now until the start of Spring Quarter, you will NOT get an automatic 4.0. And you have our condolences. #InformationalPurposesOnly
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 15, 2019
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March 15, 2019 at 02:05PM
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Once again, NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola fills us in on the latest drug fad. Don’t do #GatoElegante, folks! pic.twitter.com/xKezlgK0dN
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 15, 2019
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March 15, 2019 at 12:20PM
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Today we’ve been getting a lot of calls from news organizations asking about our roommate death/4.0 policy. We hardly ever have to enact this policy. We only applied it 72 times so far this quarter. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 15, 2019
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March 15, 2019 at 10:10AM
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Hmm, we’d probably admit a dog since they don’t speak. We once admitted a parrot for a sizable donation, but it ended up ratting us out to the cops.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 15, 2019
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March 15, 2019 at 09:34AM
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To answer one of your many questions, IF your roommate’s body is discovered after 5PM today and the coroner determines that he or she died prior to 5PM, that qualifies for the automatic 4.0. #InformationalPurposesOnly #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 15, 2019
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March 15, 2019 at 08:55AM
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Wow, hasn’t this been an “eventful” week? In lesser reported news, they found a body on Wednesday floating in Hudson Pond. Not sure what that’s all about, but it wasn’t a student, so no automatic 4.0.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 15, 2019
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March 15, 2019 at 06:50AM
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It’s Friday and the last day of classes! Finals begin next week. As a reminder- your roommate must die before 5PM EDT TODAY in order for you to qualify for a 4.0. #InformationalPurposesOnly
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 15, 2019
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Thursday, March 14, 2019
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Hudson Administration will not comment about what punishments they are doling out to students whose parents were arrested due to #OperationVarsityBlues (They’re waiting for everyone to forget things so they can sweep it all under the rug.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 14, 2019
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March 14, 2019 at 04:35PM
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We’ve been successful at distracting the media from our #OperationVarsityBlues misdeeds by tweeting out photoshops, so here’s another one! pic.twitter.com/w1yrKVzKLD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 14, 2019
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March 14, 2019 at 03:46PM
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ALERT: To Hudson’s valued employees- your paychecks will definitely clear tomorrow, so go ahead and cash them. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 14, 2019
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March 14, 2019 at 02:25PM
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We received so many e-mails about #OperationVarsityBlues that it is practically impossible to deal with them all. Therefore we are asking admin staff to just delete them. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 14, 2019
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March 14, 2019 at 12:40PM
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT: We are in constant contact with our chancellor who is currently “vacationing” in the Cayman Islands. He is also checking in on our many Cayman Islands bank accounts and had verified that they are just fine. He is definitely not “on the lam”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 14, 2019
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March 14, 2019 at 10:25AM
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While you were all pre-occupied with the “admissions” fraud “scandal”, our crack security team has figured out who killed the security director- it was a disgruntled former employee who might still have access to the master key and is still at large. #NoBigDeal
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 14, 2019
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March 14, 2019 at 08:20AM
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