#DidYouKnow that Hudson keeps its own paramedics and ambulances on campus? They are typically extremely busy...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2019
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The feral dogs who normally terrorize north campus have apparently gotten into someone’s illicit “marihuana” stash. They are totally chill right now, so enjoy north campus without getting chased in terror while it lasts. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2019
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May 31, 2019 at 02:15PM
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We can confirm that the crazed guy running a three card Monte game out of the Rose Garden is a real Hudson professor, though not a very good one. That means he’s like most Hudson Professors, we guess. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2019
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May 31, 2019 at 12:15PM
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#DidYouKnow that class credit earned at Hudson can be transferred to a prison degree? Turn your unfortunate Hudson experience into a genuine degree from a slightly accredited prison college! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2019
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May 31, 2019 at 10:15AM
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Please note: Our 2019 commencement speaker Elliot Stabler will not be made available to answer any questions about his speech. He’s been MIA for so long, doing a Q&A might spook him. #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2019
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May 31, 2019 at 08:10AM
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Thanks to some last minute “negotiations”, Retired NYPD Detective Elliot Stabler will be this year’s Hudson University commencement speaker! Here’s a hastily photoshopped representation of what the ceremony might look like. pic.twitter.com/i9cy7qfxTK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2019
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May 31, 2019 at 06:05AM
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It’s Friday! Just think- by this time next week the school year will be officially over and you won’t be eligible for a 4.0 if your roommate dies. (Insert standard disclaimer about this being for informational purposes only here.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2019
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Did you just receive your doctorate and are willing to teach classes for a quarter of what a real professor makes? We’re hiring!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2019
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May 30, 2019 at 04:30PM
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Did you park in Lot 25? Please remember that Hudson is not responsible for any damages to your cars.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2019
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May 30, 2019 at 02:25PM
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Legal fees are really hitting our endowment lately! Donate to Hudson today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2019
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May 30, 2019 at 12:25PM
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Are you a wealthy individual who is desperate to cleanup your family name and having a hard time finding a place to donate your money in an attempt to do so? We’ll take your money! #Donate2Hudson
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That sounds like a great idea! We’re very fond of @lawandorderpod - one of the best true crime podcasts out there!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2019
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May 30, 2019 at 09:54AM
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Former Detective Elliot Stabler is in active talks to speak at our commencement! He has amazing stories about our campus and was willing to send his children here, so he has interesting campus related stories!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2019
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We were looking into getting NYPD Fin Tutuola to speak at our commencement, but he just laughed at us. DA Jack McCoy hung up and we’re not desperate enough to ask Hudson alumnus Cliff Huxtable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2019
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May 30, 2019 at 06:05AM
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Happy Thursday! Can you believe the school year is almost over? Have any ideas for commencement speakers? (And no, we won’t consider NYPD Detective Robert Goren)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2019
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Wealthy Parents: Tired of having to resort to extraordinary schemes like those used in #OperationVarsityBlues to get your kids into college? Send them to Hudson! Your “donations” will “reserve a spot” at Hudson- guaranteed! #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2019
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May 29, 2019 at 04:50PM
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Hudson Legal’s Innocence Project was originally setup to identify Hudson students, faculty, staff and alumni who are innocent of the crimes they were convicted of. Since they couldn’t find any, they are making their services available to the general public. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2019
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May 29, 2019 at 02:45PM
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Commencement is just a few weeks away! Please remember that tickets to Commencement are not included with your regular tuition payments and require an additional “fee”, as does printing up your diploma. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2019
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May 29, 2019 at 12:40PM
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We understand that Netflix is producing a true crime documentary called “Crime on the Hudson”. This documentary is not about our campus. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2019
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May 29, 2019 at 10:30AM
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Hey, incoming students- looking for workstudy opportunities? There are always openings for detail oriented self starters who are good at doing what they’re told and looking the other way! #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2019
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May 29, 2019 at 08:20AM
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#DidYouKnow that Court TV is back? If history is any guide you’ll be seeing a LOT of Hudson University on that channel! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2019
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May 29, 2019 at 06:10AM
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Happy Wednesday! If you happen to come across what appears to be a crime scene in the Rose Garden, please be advised: they’re filming a re-enactment for a True Crime Show.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2019
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Tuesday, May 28, 2019
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#DidYouKnow that you can leave money to Hudson University in your will? Contact our development office for more information. The high murder rate among those who have left us money is a total coincidence. #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2019
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May 28, 2019 at 04:05PM
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If you’ve read today’s New York Ledger article about Hudson, it’s all lies. If you didn’t read it, it’s not worth your time. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2019
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May 28, 2019 at 02:05PM
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Have you seen crime reporter Faith Yancey on campus today? Do you know what she’s investigating today and/or whether she’d be willing to accept a “gift” to stop her investigation?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2019
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May 28, 2019 at 12:05PM
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Contrary to popular belief, Leopold and Loeb never attended Hudson University, though they did try a few of our Criminal Studies correspondence courses. We’re about 14% certain that the courses didn’t inspire them, however. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2019
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May 28, 2019 at 10:05AM
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Does anyone know a good shredding company, one that has a semi truck with a shredder built into it? #Asking4AFriend
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2019
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May 28, 2019 at 08:01AM
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We don’t know who put up that banner that reads “If You Murdered Here, You’d Be Home By Now!” at the residence hall, but it has been removed. Plus, we don’t think it makes much sense.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2019
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May 28, 2019 at 06:01AM
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It’s Tuesday! By the looks of things, you all behaved yourselves over the weekend and kept on campus damage to a minimum. That’s great! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2019
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#ReElectJackMcCoy pic.twitter.com/8xPq2g7MdV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2019
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May 27, 2019 at 03:50PM
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#ReElectJackMcCoy pic.twitter.com/Ti0RZT1o52
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#ReElectJackMcCoy pic.twitter.com/V5TpTOeYaY
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May 27, 2019 at 11:50AM
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We’re getting on board with NYC DA Jack McCoy! We hope he gets re-elected; and that he goes easy on us! #ReElectJackMcCoy pic.twitter.com/285SNKVyS0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2019
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May 27, 2019 at 09:50AM
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In honor of Memorial Day, most everything on campus is closed today, including the security office. Experience any crimes? Remember to report them tomorrow. #HudsonHoliday
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2019
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May 27, 2019 at 07:30AM
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It’s Monday and an amazing Memorial Day! We’re remembering an amazing book from Hudson University Press that is now back in print! pic.twitter.com/Ta76M5lvch
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2019
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May 27, 2019 at 05:30AM
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Sunday, May 26, 2019
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#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/J8XobPqbZr
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2019
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May 26, 2019 at 03:25PM
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#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/8GohxXE3L5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2019
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May 26, 2019 at 01:25PM
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#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/jT1Jih32ke
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2019
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May 26, 2019 at 11:20AM
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Some students want to draft NYPD Detective Zack Nichols as our 2019 Commencement Speaker. We think it’s a good idea but he seems to be missing. Nobody has seen him in years. #MaybeHeIsInCleveland pic.twitter.com/MzetXn058q
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2019
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May 26, 2019 at 09:05AM
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Crime Television’s “Hudson-Palooza” marathon continues today and is still full of sensationalist garbage! They keep referring to us as a “Murder College”. We’re a *University*! #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2019
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May 26, 2019 at 07:55AM
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Happy Sunday! #DidYouKnow that there are just two more weeks of instruction? That means just two more weeks in which a student can get an automatic 4.0 if his or her roommate dies. We provide this information for informational purposes only and are not suggesting anything.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2019
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We’re hiring! A background check is required, but we can “waive” that “requirement”. #wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2019
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May 25, 2019 at 03:40PM
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Commencement is just around the corner! Congratulations, graduates- you survived four years at Hudson University!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2019
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May 25, 2019 at 01:40PM
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Isn’t it fun to watch a marathon of beautiful wedding themed films on Hallmark instead of Crime Television’s many slanderous true crime documentaries about Hudson University murders?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2019
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May 25, 2019 at 11:35AM
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FYI, Hudson does NOT have more criminals on campus than Rikers Island.... we think. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2019
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May 25, 2019 at 09:25AM
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Another reminder: Do not watch Crime Television’s “Hudson-palooza” Murder marathon! Hallmark Channel is doing a marathon of predictable wedding themed films, so watch that instead!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2019
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May 25, 2019 at 07:20AM
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It’s Saturday! A gentle reminder- please do not do anything that might embarrass you or, more importantly, us. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2019
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May 25, 2019 at 05:15AM
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Friday, May 24, 2019
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Incoming Freshmen: Did you know that your parents can purchase a specialized Hudson life insurance policy for up to $1,000,000 on you? Are you starting to worry that might be the reason they didn’t put up much of a fight when you decided to come here? #JustSaying
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2019
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May 24, 2019 at 04:35PM
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Despite what you may have heard, the Hudson University Hotel is nothing like the “Hotel Cortez” in “American Horror Story”. It’s more like a cross between the Cecil Hotel and the Stanley Hotel. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2019
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May 24, 2019 at 02:30PM
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All surveillance equipment has been removed from guest rooms after the recent scandal. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2019
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May 24, 2019 at 02:03PM
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Looking for a last minute getaway? Why not book a room at the Hudson Hotel? Sure, there are many good reasons why you shouldn’t, but take a risk! #HudsonHotel pic.twitter.com/n5kYbLKI4e
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2019
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May 24, 2019 at 12:25PM
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We’re still looking for a commencement speaker... maybe Lori Loughlin or Felicity Huffman might be interested...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2019
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May 24, 2019 at 10:25AM
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The most important lesson to learn from #OperationVarsityBlues is that if the parents had just bribed us they wouldn’t have gotten arrested because we look the other way. Lori Loughlin wouldn’t have been put in memes like this one... pic.twitter.com/tq3wMceXMP
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2019
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May 24, 2019 at 08:20AM
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Planning to attend Hudson this Fall? Make sure your parents do NOT watch Crime Television’s Hudson-Palooza Marathon this weekend! #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/WTrAmpGgHo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2019
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May 24, 2019 at 06:15AM
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It’s finally Friday! And it’s a three day weekend! Please behave out there! #HudsonUPride
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May 24, 2019 at 04:01AM
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Thursday, May 23, 2019
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The sirens you’re hearing are unrelated to Hudson University- for once.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019 at 04:20PM
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Keith Morrison is investigating something again. If you see him, please tell him that Hudson is (mostly) a safe place! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019 at 02:15PM
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Did you catch one of our professors doing something shady? You could win a “trip” to “Orlando”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019 at 12:15PM
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Hey parents, did you stumble upon a professor being confronted by an eccentric NYPD Detective? That’s Robert Goren and he’s a nut job!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019 at 10:15AM
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Hudson Tour Guides: Please avoid taking tour groups into Tripley Hall until further notice. The NYPD is currently conducting an “investigation”. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019 at 08:10AM
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#ThrowbackThursday Remember when “The Facts Of Life” did a very special episode about Hudson University? pic.twitter.com/iWZO53LwN4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019 at 06:05AM
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It’s Thursday! Will you survive to enjoy the upcoming three day weekend? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2019
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Wednesday, May 22, 2019
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Okay, who is the smart aleck who did this? #HudsonGrad pic.twitter.com/CzZXNVGazX
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2019
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May 22, 2019 at 04:30PM
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How desperate are we to find a graduation speaker? We’re considering asking Dale Stuckey to speak via satellite from Rikers Island. #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2019
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May 22, 2019 at 02:20PM
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#HudsonGrads pic.twitter.com/y9SNVeqsp8
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#HudsonGrads pic.twitter.com/FNFKrwHA22
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#HudsonGrads pic.twitter.com/xxQ5mRtYSY
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May 22, 2019 at 08:45AM
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May 22, 2019 at 06:45AM
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Happy Wednesday! We hear rumors that process servers are swarming campus today, so that “free pizza” might come with a side of subpoena today. #BeCareful
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2019
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May 22, 2019 at 04:35AM
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Tuesday, May 21, 2019
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Our professors cannot be bribed with baked goods. They do accept cash, credit and checks, however. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2019
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May 21, 2019 at 04:50PM
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Campus Tour Guides: Please Stop referring to Hudson as a “living horror movie.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2019
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May 21, 2019 at 02:50PM
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Did you eat a salad from Briscoe’s over the weekend? You should probably get to an emergency room ASAP.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2019
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May 21, 2019 at 12:50PM
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Still haven’t decided whether to attend Hudson University in the Fall? Friday is the deadline to accept your space- otherwise we’ll be selling it to the highest bidder! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2019
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May 21, 2019 at 10:45AM
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Thanks to some clever negotiations, Hudson University students can post videos to YouLenz again! Please don’t post your criminal acts again, kids! #DontRuinThis4Us pic.twitter.com/oOdJBuUhII
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2019
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May 21, 2019 at 08:01AM
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Thank you FacePlace for all of your donations! FacePlace: They pay us to mention them! #Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/w5Ep2HiO6f
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2019
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May 21, 2019 at 06:30AM
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Hey, it’s Taco Tuesday! Did you know that every day is Taco Tuesday at the Hudson University/Taco Bell Institute? Taco Bell’s hefty donation requires it! #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2019
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Monday, May 20, 2019
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Can you believe that FacePlace is willing to hire our students? They have internships in their security fraud division! Who better to fight fraud than people who know how to commit it? #HudsonInternships pic.twitter.com/cB1x4ifAxP
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 04:30PM
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Looking for any internship, regardless of what you’d be asked to do? Why not try out Neurotology? They’ve got “internships”! #HudsonInternships pic.twitter.com/tSwCDm2lWo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 02:15PM
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Hudson is proud to announce a new alliance with “NYC Take-Out” who now join Profaci’s Pizza as the only places offering delivery to the Hudson Campus! #DontRuinThis4Us pic.twitter.com/ZVb9fMPJTp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 12:39PM
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Evil Corp. is looking for “operatives” for very special “internships”! Are you willing to do anything- no questions asked? #HudsonInternships pic.twitter.com/oMmyy8DWxO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 12:25PM
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Are you excited by the prospect of helping design toys that kids will love? Are you willing to work for a creep and look the other way? Maybe an internship at Tripley Toys is for you! #HudsonInternships pic.twitter.com/fCAyp7bEe9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 10:40AM
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Want an internship where you can make a difference in the world by creating new marketing concepts for “snacklicious” new foods? Why not try for an internship with the Hudson University/Taco Bell Institute? It’s on campus and they pay us big bucks for this! #HudsonInternships pic.twitter.com/yr9ues9W9m
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 08:30AM
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Looking for an internship with an up and coming family oriented business? Luscious Grape is looking for you! Why not give them a look? What you see might blow you away! #HudsonInternships pic.twitter.com/G7F4OpkSea
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 06:20AM
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The Vice Chancellor walked in and got mad that we didn’t tweet anything last night to take advantage of “that HBO show that is popular with today’s youth.” Is anyone hiring a writer? We just might now some experienced writers who will desperately take any job...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 05:10AM
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Happy Monday! Hudson students- still looking for an “interesting” internship this summer? Visit the Hudson Internship Center for some possibilities! We’ll be sharing some of them with you today! #HudsonInternships
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2019
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May 20, 2019 at 04:15AM
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Sunday, May 19, 2019
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As our marching band is now under investigation, we regret to inform you that they will not be able to perform at any Hudson sporting events. Though separate investigations have canceled most of our sporting events. #Investigations #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2019
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May 19, 2019 at 03:55PM
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#DidYouKnow that the 1980’s college comedy “Boozers” was filmed at Hudson? Schiff Hall was where the snooty frat got its comeuppance.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2019
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May 19, 2019 at 01:55PM
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#DidYouKnow that our medical residents are very desperate for cash and they have full prescribing privileges? #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2019
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May 19, 2019 at 11:55AM
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Hudson University Press has another exciting book release! #BingBangBong pic.twitter.com/FBicUhUKhp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2019
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May 19, 2019 at 09:50AM
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Someone made this meme comparing our very own NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola with famed lawyer Perry Mason. Times haven’t changed that much, right? pic.twitter.com/ecGad2BleH
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2019
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May 19, 2019 at 07:55AM
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Happy Sunday! Are you all still hungover from last night? We definitely are! #DontAsk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2019
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May 19, 2019 at 05:35AM
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Saturday, May 18, 2019
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The movie “Road House” is celebrating its 30th Anniversary! Many people claim that the rowdy dive bar in the film is based on Logan’s Pub here on campus. In actuality it was based on a notorious lecture hall where most campus stabbings take place. And no, we won’t say which one.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2019
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May 18, 2019 at 03:10PM
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Hey, students! Are you looking for a summer job? Come to the Hudson University Job Fair in the quad on Monday! Representatives from companies like Luscious Grape, Sugar Pops and Tripley Toys will be on hand to give on the spot interviews! #HudsonJobFair
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2019
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May 18, 2019 at 01:05PM
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Join our Hudson Hawk as he demonstrates proper taser usage in the Quad! It’s the training class every Hudson student should attend! Looking for a fun mascot for your next event? Hudson Hawk can be hired for a nominal fee! pic.twitter.com/VPNuZw3CNP
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2019
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May 18, 2019 at 11:00AM
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Warning: Since the strike has ended, NYPD Detective Robert Goren is willing to come onto campus and he’s apparently pretending to be a foreign tourist looking for the admin building. Do not engage him without a lawyer. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2019
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May 18, 2019 at 09:40AM
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We’ll do anything for donations! Troubled Oceanic Airlines has paid us $250,000 to rename our campus “Oceanic Airlines Hudson University” for the next two hours. Of course, we accepted that cash!#Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/8GJPKOdeZ8
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2019
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May 18, 2019 at 07:35AM
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Happy Saturday! Please bear with us as we try to get things back to normal (or at least as normal as they get around here) after the strike.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2019
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May 18, 2019 at 05:20AM
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Friday, May 17, 2019
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ATTN Future Freshmen- the checklist of things to bring to campus erroneously suggested that you should bring at least 4 tasers with you to campus. In actuality 3 tasers should suffice. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2019
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May 17, 2019 at 04:35PM
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Our Chancellor was able to “move some money around” so we can now guarantee that everyone will get valid, cashable paychecks. The checks might still have “accounting errors” but at least they won’t bounce. #StrikeOver
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2019
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May 17, 2019 at 02:35PM
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Why is everyone assuming that tonight’s Dateline NBC mystery is about us based on this graphic? Sure, it probably is about us, but it could be about a murder that took place on the river. #DontJumpToConclusions pic.twitter.com/fllTRttNlk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2019
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May 17, 2019 at 12:25PM
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Our Chancellor is still carefully “monitoring” the strike situation from his “undisclosed location” in the Cayman Islands at an “educational symposium”. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2019
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May 17, 2019 at 10:15AM
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Since blasting “Mmm Bop” at strikers didn’t work yesterday, we’ll be using the “Macarena” today. #ComeBackToWork
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2019
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May 17, 2019 at 08:01AM
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More bad news- we heard that NYC ADA Peter Stone has quit and we were just getting him used to us. Anyone know who is going to replace him? Hopefully it won’t be Casey Novak- she didn’t like us much.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2019
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May 17, 2019 at 06:01AM
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It’s Friday and we’re still dealing with the strike. If the strike continues, we’ll probably order in pizza from Profaci’s Pizza for dinner in the dorms tonight. Profaci’s Pizza- They’re the only pizza place that will deliver to Hudson!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2019
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May 17, 2019 at 04:55AM
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Thursday, May 16, 2019
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FYI, This strike isn’t about pay raises. Our staff wants us to guarantee that their payroll checks clear, which is something we cannot do. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 04:40PM
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Rest assured, we are trying everything we can to get our employees back to work. That’s why we’re currently blasting “Mmm Bop” on a continuous loop at strategic locations around campus. #PleaseComeBack
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 03:45PM
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Due to today’s strike, we can only serve peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the dining commons. Please bring your own peanut butter, jelly and bread. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 02:30PM
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Due to today’s strike, Hudson Medical Center is facing a severe nurse shortage. If you’re currently in the hospital as a patient you are mostly on your own. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 12:30PM
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Do you know how to “hack the Microsoft like the young people on the NCIS”? Professor Lazarus needs a volunteer to help him since The IT Department is out on strike. We don’t understand what he’s asking for, but if you help him it qualifies as court ordered community service.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 11:50AM
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This meme is incorrect. A “Hudson Handshake” is when a pickpocket steals your wallet on campus. #SettingTheRecordStraight pic.twitter.com/GmvmcUFBPn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 10:12AM
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Contrary to press reports, the Pinkerton “agents” are not aggressively trying to clear the picket lines. Those people in the video posted to Face Union all coincidentally fell down at the same time.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 10:10AM
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Hey, strikers- please come back to work. We’ll give you free tacos! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 09:05AM
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One positive aspect of today’s strike- NYPD Detective Robert Goren won’t cross the picket lines, so we won’t have to deal with his antics today. #SilverLining
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 08:05AM
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Please ignore that last tweet. Apparently it *is* illegal to issue payroll checks that might bounce. #Oops
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 07:15AM
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NYC DA Jack McCoy’s threat to investigate Hudson’s bounced payroll checks is just grand standing! It’s not illegal to give employees checks that might bounce. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 07:05AM
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Apparently Hudson Security officers have also walked off the job too. As a result, “security” will be “provided by Pinkerton “agents” who are definitely not strike-breaking goons. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 06:05AM
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Apparently retired NYPD Detective John Munch has joined the picketers and is spreading conspiracy theories about Hudson. We do not have a secret basement in Branch Hall where the Illuminati meets..........anymore.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 05:55AM
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Happy Thursday! Apparently our employees didn’t feel “appreciated” last week and are striking today. Please be assured that campus will remain open today and that the Chancellor is carefully monitoring the situation from an undisclosed location in the Cayman Islands.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2019
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May 16, 2019 at 04:00AM
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Wednesday, May 15, 2019
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Hudson researchers are finding answers to questions that will help all mankind. Questions like - Why do so many strange things happen in Florida? How does NYPD Detective Robert Goren know even the most obscure facts? Was Hudson built over an ancient burial ground? #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2019
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May 15, 2019 at 04:00PM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson students are more likely to get offered “Queen for a Day” immunity deals from DA Jack McCoy’s office than just about every other criminal on the docket? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2019
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May 15, 2019 at 02:00PM
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The Claire Kincaid Memorial Scholarship for Women at Hudson Law does not provide recipients with tuition assistance; it provides the winners a full wardrobe of sensible blouses, shoulder padded blazers, dress skirts and faux pearls that they can wear in the courtroom.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2019
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May 15, 2019 at 12:01PM
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We have received numerous inquiries concerning HH Holmes Hall from people who feel it is inappropriate to honor a gruesome murderer. While we take these complaints very seriously, there’s a massive endowment fund we’d have to give back if the name is changed, so the name stays.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2019
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May 15, 2019 at 10:01AM
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Have more feedback about last week’s Staff “Appreciation” Picnic? Please feel free to write down your thoughts then deposit them in one of the many “Suggestion Boxes” located on campus. These “Suggestion Boxes” look like Trash Cans but they’re really “Suggestion Boxes” #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2019
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May 15, 2019 at 08:55AM
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A few staff members have provided feedback about last week’s Staff “Appreciation” Day Picnic. Thank you for voicing your opinions! Management doesn’t plan to actually read your feedback, but thank you for passing it along anyway. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2019
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May 15, 2019 at 06:50AM
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Need a guest speaker for your true crime podcast, teen boot camp or scared straight assembly? We have faculty members who are willing to speak to your group. Does volunteering for your organization qualify as community service? If so, your request goes to the front of the line!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2019
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May 15, 2019 at 05:10AM
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It’s Wednesday! Are you a wealthy individual caught up in #OperationVarsityBlues ? Send your kids (and a “donation”) to Hudson University! #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2019
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May 15, 2019 at 04:45AM
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Tuesday, May 14, 2019
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We have been forced to cancel Crew for the 2019-2020 school year. The entire team has been disqualified due to their many, many crimes.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2019
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May 14, 2019 at 04:00PM
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#DidYouKnow? So many Hudson alumni worked at Enron in the 1990’s that they called Hudson “Enron North”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2019
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May 14, 2019 at 02:00PM
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#DidYouKnow “Tuorum Periculo” serves as both Hudson’s official Latin motto AND a disclaimer! #GoogleIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2019
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May 14, 2019 at 12:01PM
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#DidYouKnow the movie “Wall Street” was based on a composite of scandals committed by Hudson alumni and professors. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2019
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May 14, 2019 at 10:55AM
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The alumni magazine now features a section listing alums on trial and/or newly incarcerated.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2019
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May 14, 2019 at 08:55AM
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ALERT: We have not authorized that strange food truck that has been seen around campus. If you see it, please call 911.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2019
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May 14, 2019 at 06:55AM
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