Can you quickly provide a wealth of information over the phone in mere seconds? Apply for a job at Hudson’s very own police precinct and satellite arraignment court! If you committed a crime here, you could be arraigned by now!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2019
Enjoy a free donut on us! Acceptance of a free donut absolves Hudson University from any and all liability from now until the end of time. Head over to Branch Hall for your liability donut! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson Medical Center accepts all insurance plans, including the sketchy ones? Plus, we guarantee that you leave our hospital alive or your survivors get a 10% discount! #ChooseHudsonMed
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2019
Hey rich parents- did your student get rejected by Hudson the first time around? A large “donation” might help change our minds...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2019
After last week’s orientation sessions, several students have chosen to not attend Hudson University for some reason. Are you on the waiting list? Check your e-mail! This could be your “lucky” day.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2019
It’s Sunday! Our work crews have carefully cleaned and repaired campus in preparation for the next round of orientation sessions. Please don’t mess anything up! #HudsonOrientation2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 30, 2019
Contrary to the rumor going around, Hudson is fully accredited. We think. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson Chapel used to be a Catholic Church? It became non-denominational when priests started avoiding campus due to the “evil” they felt upon arriving on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2019
Obviously the crazy guy ranting on the steps of Branch Hall is not Charlie Manson as he claims. He’s actually just a computer science professor. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2019
Aggressive squirrels who have definitely not escaped from Tripley Lab and haven’t been exposed to dangerous psychotic drugs as part of a horrific experiment have been spotted in the quad. If you see them, please call campus security and let them know who your next of kin is.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2019
Hey, Hudson Students- You might want to avoid watching Investigation Discovery with your parents tomorrow.... pic.twitter.com/sa0LZLujCd
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2019
It’s Saturday! We’re cleaning things up after our first orientation week, so please avoid central campus while we get things ready for our next orientation group! #PleaseBeCool #HudsonOrientation2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 29, 2019
On your way home after #HudsonOrientation2019? Why not enjoy a good meal? And if everything else is booked, Briscoe’s Cafe is on campus- and they have food! pic.twitter.com/s5O5B8xmjQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2019
#HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/pohxVLlfuC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2019
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2019
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2019
#HudsonOrientation2019 Take a campus tour! pic.twitter.com/jcrt0Zzsr1
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2019
We have a selection of Tripley Toys games, including the Hudson University Crime Scene game! Buy one before leaving #HudsonOrientation2019 pic.twitter.com/uCNkCZAu8B
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2019
Happy Friday! #DidYouKnow that there are many books about surviving Hudson? Stop by the Hudson Bookstore and pick a few up before leaving this week’s orientation! #HudsonOrientation2019 pic.twitter.com/IGQ4Ak1rsU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 28, 2019
#TutuolaSchoolsUs pic.twitter.com/k25hOg3osc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2019
#TutuolaSchoolsUs pic.twitter.com/qU9pF6zW1w
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2019
#TutuolaSchoolsUs pic.twitter.com/hUPsqU2tbB
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2019
#TutuolaSchoolsUs pic.twitter.com/1dwan7iEx4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2019
#TutuolaSchoolsUs pic.twitter.com/6sADcnq2kO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2019
We’re sharing more warnings from NYPD Detective Tutuola today! #TutuolaSchoolsUs pic.twitter.com/fibUPsZd3n
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2019
Happy Thursday! Our tour guides have gotten it wrong again. The character of Jame Gumb in “Silence of the Lambs” was not based on a Hudson professor. Jame Gumb was actually a composite of different professors. #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the area around campus is actually quite safe? Campus on the other hand.... #WhistlesInnocently
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2019
Contrary to what a few tour guides are saying, Hudson University does not inspire all of the plot lines on “Crime & Punishment”, just most of them. @CrimePunishmnt #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2019
Our Vice Chancellor of IT has asked us if we know somebody who can “hack the GUI like the young people on the NCIS”. Apparently someone has encrypted one of our servers and they need help “hacking the GUI.” #Anyone?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson Hotel inspired Walt Disney when he was building Disneyland? He took one look at our hotel and told his staff that there was no way the Disneyland Hotel would look like that. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2019
Hello, future students- are you staying in Kincaid Residence Hall? Please remember that Hudson University is not responsible for lost or stolen items. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2019
Future students: Are you looking to line up a job for the upcoming school year? We’ve setup a job fair in the quad! Jobs are always available for people who are good at looking the other way and/or uselessly shouting ‘you can’t go in there!’ as NYPD officers rush past you.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2019
Happy Wednesday! Hey future students- have you seen anything strange on campus during summer orientation yet? If not, Don’t worry, you most likely will see something before the week is over! #HudsonOrientation2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 26, 2019
Tripley Lab is not conducting “unspeakable” experiments. Our lab technicians are always speaking about their experiments in whistleblower lawsuits against Hudson. #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2019
The “Hudson Ripper” was not the same person who committed murders in London as “Jack the Ripper”. We think. #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2019
Hudson Students cannot earn a BA in “Murderology”. #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2019
NYPD Detective Robert Goren is indeed a real person and not an insane legend invented by Hudson Security to keep students in line. He is crazy, however. #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2019
Holmes Hall is not named after notorious serial killer H.H. Holmes, though the person it was named after did kill a few people. #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2019
The Unofficial name of Medler Hall has never been “Murder Hall”. While many suspected murders took place there, none of them were ever proven. #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2019
Happy Tuesday! We would like to clear up some misconceptions and myths being spread by our student tour guides today. For example, there isn’t a JD Power Award given for “unsafest campus” and Hudson has never won it. #TourGuideMyths
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 25, 2019
The “marching band” currently performing in the quad is just a group of grifters looking to scam you all. So it’s just like the regular Hudson Marching Band, except these grifters are not affiliated with us. #BeCareful
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Universal Studios in Hollywood has a replica of Tripley Hall and our Rose Garden on its backlot? So many true crime shows and television movies are based on crimes committed here that it became necessary to build the replica to accommodate them. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s security department is one of the busiest college security departments in the world? Wait, never mind. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2019
Hey, future students- Please do not be surprised if you hear sirens on campus during your tour- as a matter of fact, you’ll eventually learn to tune them out. #HudsonOrientation2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2019
ATTN: There are people who are claiming to be Hudson tour guides trying to scam “tips” from unwitting future students and parents. While our tour guides do accept tips, they are not allowed to be too blatant about it. #BeCareful
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2019
Please be advised: The Hudson Rose Garden is NOT the most dangerous location in NYC, though it is in the top five. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2019
Welcome to the first orientation week for incoming freshmen! Don’t believe everything you hear about Hudson- especially the bad things! #HudsonOrientation2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 24, 2019
We don’t believe this #MankMeme to be true... pic.twitter.com/rXIq71Bjym
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2019
Hey new students- Lifetime is showing this ridiculous film today. Make sure you change the channel before your parents see it. #HudsonOrientation2019 pic.twitter.com/O4na7VDmc7
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University has been featured on national television? #HudsonOrientation2019 pic.twitter.com/E4oXTq5hMK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2019
New Students- Looking for a credit card with a low interest rate and no annual fee? We don’t know of one, but the Hudson University credit card makes money for us, so apply today! #HudsonOrientation2019 pic.twitter.com/BJnDBpxCXn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University is the ONLY college with its own line of tasers? #HudsonOrientation2019 pic.twitter.com/fZV2OyA7IM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2019
It’s Sunday and our New Student Orientations begin this week! We’d like to welcome all of our new students and their parents to “The Safest University Named After the Hudson River”! pic.twitter.com/OYnJSNrf78
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 23, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/SpcVzUw1WE
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/c3cgT7NbGW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/eZu3njrW4C
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/TgkytNro7w
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/vOJufs5uQt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/Y21obPMExZ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2019
It’s Saturday and we’re sharing the latest drug trends that today’s youth are partaking in these days, brought to you by NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola! #NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/cabd5cecLs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 22, 2019
Here are some actual safety facts to answer those critics who say our campus is too dangerous! #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/QipVBcbnWI
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2019
Thanks to Hudson’s friend on the force, we’re keeping up with the latest drug trends plaguing our streets and warning you about them as a public service! pic.twitter.com/qmzYUmxofs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2019
Hey parents- are you still unsure about sending your child to Hudson University? NYPD Detective Odafin Tutuola has some tips your student can use to survive Hudson! This book is a perfect gift and it’s available in the Hudson Bookstore! pic.twitter.com/hy42bMfrsT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2019
#FlashbackFriday Remember when Mr. Rogers visited Hudson University? pic.twitter.com/nK7qP2Wwxj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2019
Coming to Hudson for Freshmen Orientation? Why not stay at one of these hotels? Sure, there are probably a ton of very good reasons why you shouldn’t, but they’re cheap! pic.twitter.com/wlj9SDW0Y4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2019
Freshmen Orientations begin next week! For those of you who are still around, please refrain from committing crimes while our freshmen and their parents are on campus. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2019
It’s Friday and we all survived! Only at Hudson University is that a literal statement. #WeHaveProblems
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 21, 2019
Donations to Hudson can be earmarked for anything you wish, like student scholarships, important research, legal fees, stronger lab cages to prevent irradiated rats from escaping, the library, etc. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2019
The crime tape strung around the Rose Garden is real. Please stop trying to take pieces of it down as “souvenirs”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2019
Please Note: Comedy Central is not filming an episode of “Drunk History” on campus. That guy shouting out drunken misremembered history is actually a Hudson history professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2019
Hey potential students- did you know that many famous celebrities have visited Hudson while fulfilling their community service? Come to Hudson and you might stumble upon Lindsay Lohan, Gary Busey or Billy Tripley!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2019
This summer’s “Hudson Day” at Six Flags has been canceled due to last year’s embarrassing incident that should never ever be spoken of again. #Shameful
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2019
Please Be Advised: Branch Hall is not on fire- we’re just “clearing out” some old files behind the building. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2019
Happy Thursday! Final grades from professors are due by tomorrow at 5PM, so there’s still time to give your professor a “gift” to “rethink” your grade. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 20, 2019
Despite what you may have heard, the Hudson University Hotel is nothing like the “Hotel Cortez” in “American Horror Story”. It’s more like a cross between the Cecil Hotel and the Stanley Hotel. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson waives all remaining tuition if you are indicted for a University related crime?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2019
Did you not receive your paycheck today? We’re out of money for this fiscal year, so you’ll just have to wait until July 1st to get your check. #HudsonUniversity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2019
The constant litigation being brought against Hudson University and its students, staff and faculty have brought the Hudson endowment to all time lows. Your donations can replenish our endowment and ensure that future generations will get top flight attorneys! #CampaignForHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2019
The ranting derelict shouting in front of Schiff Hall is not an assistant professor like he claims. He is merely an associate professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2019
Have you seen crime reporter Faith Yancey on campus today? Do you know what she’s investigating today and/or whether she’d be willing to accept a “gift” to stop her investigation?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2019
Campus Tour Guides: Please Stop referring to Hudson as a “real life slasher film”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 19, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University alumni are pioneers on the dark web? We’re the Silicon Valley of the dark web!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
Uh, no? #Innocent https://t.co/zpfrkyKZlD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
#DidYouKnow that next year’s crop of new professors have committed just a handful of felonies and only one alleged murder? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
Thanks for the love guys!! #ForYourConsideration #NominateUs https://t.co/695EqZ4MGz pic.twitter.com/vEEMiIN25J
— Crime & Punishment Writers Room (@CrimePunishmnt) June 18, 2019
We love “Crime & Punishment”, though we officially have to pretend we don’t know where their story ideas come from. (Though they totally get them from us, no doubt.) #ReflectedGlory #NominateThem https://t.co/pS6gf4Z7j7
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
Wow, it gets real boring around here when class isn’t in session. Does anyone like..... stuff?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
Hey, Hudson Graduates- already finding it difficult to find a company willing to hire you? Please be advised- no refunds! #WeMeanIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
This week is still an amazing opportunity to get that quiet Hudson campus B-Roll for your true crime segments! Contact our film permit office today! #FilmHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
Are you a freshman looking to get a work/study job at Hudson? You’ll want to attend one of our Summer Employment Workshops! We’ll teach you useful phrases like “You can’t go in there!” and “I tried to stop them!” as well as how to deal with known crackpot Robert Goren!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
Good Morning! Things are quiet and calm on campus today. Let’s keep it that way! #HudsonSummer
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 18, 2019
We strenuously object to NYC DA Jack McCoy’s description of Hudson University as an “ongoing criminal enterprise”. How can we be an “ongoing criminal enterprise” when classes aren’t currently in session? #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2019
We’ll be testing various alarms, sirens and warning lights today, so please don’t panic if you hear or see anything strange today. (Stranger than usual, that is...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2019
There are no strange experiments happening in our super secret underground laboratories. We don’t know why students make up stories about our confidential laboratories of Mystery!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2019
Wear a Hudson University T-Shirt & save 5% in the student store! Not valid on murder and conspiracy themed books and souvenirs. #ConditionsApply
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2019
Hey kids! The Hudson Paleontology Department Museum is like a real life Jurassic Park, except you’ll just see dinosaur bones and barely operable animatronics from the 1980’s. Stop by- our campus is safer in the summertime!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2019
Yet again, we must object to a New York Ledger story. Our chancellor is not “on the run from the law.” Since he wasn’t served with any warrants before he left the country, he legally isn’t “on the run”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2019
It’s Monday and quiet out there on the first official day of summer at Hudson! Are you a True Crime Show Looking to film B-Roll of a quiet Hudson campus? Now is a good time to do it! #OffSeason
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 17, 2019
Did you miss the deadline to get your stuff moved out of the dorm? All personal property still located in the dorms will be auctioned off. #YouShouldHaveGottenOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2019
Students: yes, we know who your father is, but we don’t care! You need to be completely out of the dorms in just ONE hour! #GetOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2019
Briscoe’s Cafe will be strictly enforcing its policy of not serving food to people who have not moved out of the dorms yet. Looking for a nice meal on campus? Move your stuff out first! #GetOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2019
Already tired of lame Dad jokes as he helps you get your junk out of the dorms before the move out deadline? Too bad- #GetOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2019
Show the world how proud you are of your father’s wealth and influence with these officially authorized T-Shirts- now available at the Hudson University Bookstore! pic.twitter.com/WMSkWg4Alw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2019
Enjoy a fun Father’s Day with dad packing your stuff up and moving out of the dorms before 5PM! #GetOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2019
It’s the Sunday after commencement, so you know what that means- it’s time to move out of the dorms! #GetOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 16, 2019
We’ve got more books! Buy them on your way out of campus! #Please pic.twitter.com/mEYl8IOGjj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
Looking for another book related gift idea? NYPD detective Lennie Briscoe has a TON of good stories! #WeHaveBooks pic.twitter.com/jsKp9Nz2gw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
Hudson University Press has a ton of books that your dad or grad might love! Please buy them so our payroll checks won’t bounce! #HudsonPressGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/ujRsYqi785
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
Elliot Stabler is not just a retired detective and today’s Commencement speaker; he’s also an author! His book is coincidentally published by Hudson University Press and readily available around campus! Buy a copy and see if he’ll sign it for you. (Don’t hold your breath, though) pic.twitter.com/sa9tyroeHR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
Congratulations to our Hudson graduates! Now go out there and change the world- hopefully for the better! #Congrats pic.twitter.com/R4OzgKMwjj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
Want to buy a shirt for Dad? Show him you appreciated his assistance with a Hudson-Related T-Shirt! pic.twitter.com/xOyelj78in
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
The refreshments being served after commencement are first come, first served. We have a limited supply of food, so run over to the food area as soon as you can or you’ll be fighting for crumbs. #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
Looking for last minute grad gifts? We have shirts! #HudsonGrad pic.twitter.com/VxYuBH2MQY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
Retired NYPD Detective Elliot Stabler will regrettably be unable to speak with the press after the commencement ceremony today. We don’t want him talking about how his two daughters got accepted to Hudson. #OperationVarsityBlues
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
Sorry about leaving you off of our parking sign, Mr. Murphy! We’ve got it fixed! pic.twitter.com/PlrXg32CO2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
It’s Commencement Saturday! Campus security will be strictly enforcing all parking restrictions today. Please do not park in restricted areas. Restricted spaces have prominent signage- like in this example. #HudsonGrad pic.twitter.com/wtomV2Pkwx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 15, 2019
WiFi service on campus will be temporarily suspended during the commencement ceremony to prevent embarrassing footage of the event from appearing on the internet. #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2019
It is not true that Charles Manson once gave the commencement speech at Hudson via satellite. He did get an honorary degree bestowed by a rogue dean, but we rescinded it. Eventually.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2019
Tomorrow immediately following the commencement ceremony will be a cheese and wine reception courtesy of Luscious Grape! Luscious Grape- Please Forget The Terrible Things That Their Founder Did! #Sponsored
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2019
Looking to take pictures in our famed Rose Garden after commencement? Thanks to the Hudson Security Department, we will guarantee that it will be completely clean and free of embarrassing crime scene tape. #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2019
We’ll also be screening for anything that could be used to embarrass Hudson’s Administration like banners or subpoenas. #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2019
Will you be attending Commencement this weekend? Please arrive two hours before the ceremonies begin to guarantee you’ll get into the building. We’ll be conducting extensive screenings to ensure that you do not bring recording devices into Hudson Arena. #HudsonGrad
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2019
We’ll have a ton of parents and relatives on campus this weekend, so please be cool guys, okay? #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2019
Happy Friday! The last finals are today and tomorrow is our Commencement ceremony featuring retired NYPD Detective Elliot Stabler! He’s the best speaker we could get! pic.twitter.com/3WKEjn6nac
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 14, 2019
FYI- None of the U.S. flags that will be used during commencement have gold fringe on them, so go ahead and invite your tinfoil wearing family members! #NoGoldFringe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2019
This meme is (mostly) untrue. pic.twitter.com/nH2YH7cWwL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2019
These shirts are not officially authorized, so if you see someone selling them before the commencement ceremonies let us know so we can buy one, then call Hudson Security. pic.twitter.com/U9J94Z5kDs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2019
We are currently working on getting our campus presentable for our Commencement ceremonies on Saturday. Please do not mess anything up! #KeepItClean
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2019
We would like to clear up the confusion about next year’s Crime Con- it will be in Orlando, not on our campus. Apparently our campus is “too crime ridden” for Crime Con. #Ironic
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2019
Some have said that working at Hudson is like getting dropped in a snake pit with phony, gladhanding vipers. Is that supposed to be a bad thing? #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2019
It’s Thursday! Hudson is now hiring- were you a school administrator or coach caught up in #OperationVarsityBlues ? Please consider Hudson University as your next employer. #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 13, 2019