Contrary to the rumors, we do not store meats for the dining commons alongside the bodies from the cryonics lab. Though now management is considering it to save money. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2019
We are not hosting a concert in the quad. We suspect that the “concert” allegedly taking place there today is just an elaborate attempt by the NYPD to dramatically confront a suspect, so be careful out there! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2019
Does anyone know anybody who works at FXX? We’ve got a spec script for a comedy pilot set at a crime-ridden college where the PR team has to work overtime because of all the crimes that take place there. Totally fictional premise.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2019
Are you good at covering things up? Maybe a job at the Hudson University newspaper would be a perfect fit for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2019
Three tenured professors from the Economics department have been convicted of securities fraud. That means there are three tenure track positions available! Let the battle royale begin!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2019
Have you ever used your credit card anywhere on campus? You should probably check your credit report. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2019
Happy Wednesday! Please note that “defending your dissertation” should not require bringing sharp swords on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 31, 2019
We are again taking applications for the Claire Kincaid Memorial Scholarship for Women. This vital scholarship provides the winners with a full wardrobe of sensible blouses, shoulder padded blazers, dress skirts and faux pearls that they can wear in the courtroom.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
Is your company embattled or controversial? Cleanup your image with a donation to Hudson! We don’t care who gives us money! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
Are you willing to trade your dignity and integrity for a paycheck? Join the Hudson University Public Relations Dept!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
Your donations will never be spent on lawsuit payouts! We use donations to pay our lawsuit insurance premiums! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
We’ve been having problems getting in touch with Professor Hitchens, unfortunately, but the academic senate is definitely keeping an eye out for her return.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
There is no truth to the rumor that famed serial killer HH Holmes attended or taught classes at Hudson University. In fact, he stated in his voluminous Murder diary that “I would no sooner cross onto Hudson’s cursed campus than place myself into one of my murder rooms.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
Hudson Employees: Despite what you may have heard, your Hudson paychecks should not bounce. They should be honored by any check cashing store or Bodega. And maybe your legitimate bank.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
Hudson has a top notch crime scene investigation program with many opportunities to get hands on experience! Why just get pretend experience when you can get actual experience on real crime scenes at Hudson? #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 30, 2019
Our chancellor just walked in and asked if we knew what the going rate for a pardon was... anyone know? #Asking4AChancellor
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University has its own NYPD Detective squad solely assigned to our campus? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2019
Hey, alumni! We’ll be calling you for donations over the next few weeks. Want to opt out? Call 1-800-TOUGHLUCK!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2019
Incoming students: remember that you need to submit your fingerprints! It will make things much easier later on...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2019
Campus security is blocking off the west side of campus for no apparent reason. *whistles innocently*
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2019
According to the @DailyLedgerNYC, putting money in our pension plan is like betting it all on a roulette wheel. That’s not true- it’s more like putting money in a slot machine. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2019
Happy Monday! Did you read the article about Hudson in yesterday’s Ledger? It was mostly full of rumor and innuendo! Most of the rumors are probably true, but there’s no way the Ledger would know that for sure! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 29, 2019
Attn: Tour Guides- please do not take prospective students through fraternity row, into the Rose Garden, past Tripley Hall or- on second thought, it is probably best to keep them in the welcome center.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2019
#DidYouKnow that 3 out of 5 people associated with Hudson University regret their decision to take a job or accept their admission offer? That means 2 out of 5 people either enjoy being associated with Hudson or are indifferent!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2019
Coming to campus for orientation? Why not show the world that you’re brave enough to attend Hudson University with a snazzy new Hudson University T-Shirt? https://t.co/hhaEf0JcyH
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2019
The rumors that the Zodiac Killer might have been a Hudson Professor are false. An associate professor- maybe. But definitely not a full professor. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2019
Our combination whistleblower/resignation form does not “subtly” discourage complaints like @DailyLedgerNYC claims. There’s nothing subtle about it! #SettingTheRecordStraight pic.twitter.com/TP7Z1yJMGe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2019
@DailyLedgerNYC is claiming that this “staff complaint receptacle” discourages staff from actually making complaints because it looks like a “trash can” and we allegedly “throw away” the complaints. It’s obviously a “complaint receptacle” and not a “trash can”. pic.twitter.com/sMwynNJxM6
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2019
We are aware of a so-called “blockbuster” report in today’s Daily Ledger @DailyLedgerNYC about how Hudson mistreats its staff and despite their evidence, Pictures, etc. everything they say is mostly false! #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 28, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University students traditionally have Spring Breaks that end up profiled on such shows as Dateline NBC, Forensic Files, 48 Hours, and 20/20?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2019
Despite what you might have heard, Hudson University remains a solvent organization that is in no way teetering on the edge of bankruptcy. While certain faculty, staff and students might be morally bankrupt, campus finances remain stable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that graduates from our film school are highly sought after by Investigation Discovery, Oxygen and true crime shows producers that film crime re-enactments? Put your Hudson crime experience and directing degree to good use!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2019
Looking for a job with middling pay where you have to pretend like insane and ridiculous policies make perfect sense? Hudson is hiring! #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2019
Happy Saturday! Our CFO had incredible luck “investing” campus funds last week in Atlantic City, so everyone is getting paid next week! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 27, 2019
FYI, the real campus night time escorts cannot accept tips, use a golf cart to get around and won’t try to steal your wallet. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2019
#DidYouKnow that you can rent out the Rose Garden for weddings? Rental is subject to availability and possible police actions.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2019
The clowns roaming campus have nothing to do with the film “It”. In fact, we’re not sure what they want.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2019
Did you catch one of our professors doing something shady? You could win a “trip” to “Orlando”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2019
Have you seen those creepy mimes wandering around campus? If so, could you ask them what it is that they want?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2019
We’re proud to announce that 51% of our professors are NOT under investigation or indictment! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2019
Happy Friday! Thanks to a generous “donation” from a wealthy individual whose grandson was coincidentally admitted to Hudson, we will be able to repair all of the emergency call boxes sooner than expected! Hopefully if you get mugged it will be near a working call box!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 26, 2019
Please be advised- the dining commons is not being creative by pairing unusual ingredients together. They’re just trying to make something out of old leftovers to save money.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2019
The toxic mold discovered in the residence hall has been mostly removed. The rest will be removed next summer when our next fiscal year begins. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2019
The cast of “Dear Evan Hanson” is not performing in a Surprise flash mob in the quad. Those people are actually pickpocketing scammers. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2019
Hudson is hiring! Our campus security manager was arrested for committing fraud, so we’re looking to hire a new one ASAP. #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2019
Famed murderess Belle Gunness did NOT attend Hudson University, but she did take some extension courses. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2019
Contrary to legend, if you play The Beatles song “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” backwards you do NOT hear “Paul was murdered at Hudson.” At least, we don’t think that’s true. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2019
Happy #ThrowbackThursday ! Remember when the “Hudson Hacker” terrorized our campus? They never actually caught him! pic.twitter.com/NOb84fNE2e
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 25, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/4UTE22J5yL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/utLw25fvRW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/fkSo9knNTv
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2019
#NYPDDrugWarnings pic.twitter.com/8dFaxb1FyH
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2019
Hey, Hudson parents- want to learn about the latest drug trends? NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola offers informative discussions throughout the school year! pic.twitter.com/j23PnYLXtL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that roughly half of the fire extinguishers on campus are decorative only? We’re beginning to think that our management offices are filled with sociopaths #HudsonUDoesNotCare
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2019
Happy Wednesday! The guy in the quad who is running an illegal three card Monty scam is not a math professor as he keeps claiming. He’s an *economics* professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 24, 2019
Have you ever used one of your credit cards on campus? Check your statements carefully! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2019
We now offer a class during freshman orientation on how to identify one of NYPD Detective Robert Goren’s elaborate entrapment scams. Learn how not to fall victim to his crazy schemes! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2019
We just discovered that all of the emergency call boxes on campus have not been working for the past month. We have placed a repair order and expect them to be fixed by the beginning of October. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson was the only college that had its own Pinkerton office due to all the crime on campus?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2019
This T-Shirt isn’t official, but we think it’s great! pic.twitter.com/k23qGIirXD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2019
Despite all of the times in the past where our charter was at risk of being pulled, we are fairly certain that we are in no danger of that happening at this time. That we know of. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2019
Happy Tuesday! Did you rock the hizzouse last night for #HudsonCharterDay ? We’re embarrassed for the vice chancellor who made us tweet that to be ‘hip’ and ‘with it’.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 23, 2019
In 1876 we were chartered as “Hudson University”- the charter that exists to this very day! #HudsonCharterDay pic.twitter.com/hxVyAvk15G
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2019
After an uproar over the alleged lawlessness and riotous behavior occurring on campus, Hudson College was closed yet again. #HudsonCharterDay pic.twitter.com/sTjcc7vg7d
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2019
A suspicious series of arson fires plagued our campus in the 1800’s, creating a bad reputation that was mostly unearned. #HudsonCharterDay pic.twitter.com/qfcEB6Tilx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2019
After founding the United States Of America, the second thing the founding fathers did was cancel the charter of the “Hudson Educational Concern”. Our board changed our name to “Hudson College” and reopened in 1791. #HudsonCharterDay pic.twitter.com/hCQCCmUq45
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the only thing worse than being called a witch was being accused of going to Hudson? #HudsonCharterDay pic.twitter.com/7RlKLppivW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2019
That land that Hudson’s campus is currently situated on was originally seen as being “cursed” and “unusable”. Obviously untrue, right! #HudsonCharterDay pic.twitter.com/QAqb33MjOH
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2019
It’s Hudson University’s Charter Day! Originally established in 1695, then re-established in 1791 and currently established since 1876, this is our longest streak of being an active institution! Today we’ll look back on our history! #HudsonCharterDay pic.twitter.com/ZE0RKDfcg1
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 22, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students can perform their court mandated community service on campus by calling up alumni asking for donations?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2019
The New York Ledger continues to be unfair to us. The vast majority of our students are still alive by the time they graduate!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2019
Hudson University alumni save 50% off rack rates at Los Angeles’ legendary Cecil Hotel! Don’t believe the legends- most guests leave alive!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2019
Hey alumni! Ignore the rumors and your best judgement and donate cash to Hudson! We need cash, so give it to us! #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2019
The Hudson Rose Garden is the perfect place for a wedding, party or to confront a smarmy professor who committed a crime! #HudsonRentals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2019
Happy Sunday! Everything is nice and quiet out there. Let’s keep it that way, if you catch our drift. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alumni make more money on average from their prison jobs than alumni from every other university?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2019
Please Note: it is forbidden for students to mention the Hudson Insanity Experiment on campus. (oh wait, we mentioned it...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2019
Students: Please behave yourselves tonight! Drunken behavior will not be tolerated while freshmen parents are on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2019
Contrary to the rumors, tomorrow’s dining commons breakfast will NOT be Squirrel bacon!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2019
Our annual summer fair is tomorrow! Do you have a lousy band? Perform on our bandstand for no pay!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2019
Happy Saturday! Someone is putting these untrue stickers on poles around campus. Please be advised- our murderers typically do not get away with murder. #HudsonUMythBusting pic.twitter.com/l9N7nG49xp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 20, 2019
Make sure you only invite friendly people to your press conferences- people who won’t make a scene. That’s why NYPD Detective Robert Goren is banned from our press conferences permanently. #PRTips
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2019
Have something bad to announce? Mention how your organization is no worse than a competitor! #PRTips We might have a crime problem on campus, but we’re certain that they have crimes on the NYU campus as well!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2019
Have negative news to announce? Try to make it sound like a good thing! #PRTips BTW, our scholarship endowment has lost a ton of money, so if you’re on a scholarship, you’ll have to do work study. Students who work in the Dining Commons are allowed to take old food home!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2019
Sometimes it’s not worth mentioning bad news; ignore it and move on! #PRTips We don’t know why those loud sirens are going off around campus and we’re sure they’ll stop soon. #JustIgnoreIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2019
Always try to balance bad news with good news! #PRTips In other news, Hudson is no longer #1 on US News & World Reports list of the most dangerous colleges- we’re now just #2 on that list, though Crime was still up 15%.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2019
#FF Smile at least once a day, follow this hilarious Twitter Feed from the fictional Hudson U in NYC. Hudson is the college setting of choice for NYC based crime dramas - mostly the @nbclawandorder Universe.
— Kym Davis (@kymdavis73) July 19, 2019
Also, this L&O podcast is delightfully fun. @lawandorderpod https://t.co/Vjflhgx2qG
Have some bad news to share? Put it out there on a Friday or holiday when many people aren’t paying attention! #DidYouKnow that a cadaver dog has identified the Hudson Rose Garden as a potential crime scene? #PRTips
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2019
Today we’re sharing tips from our amazing public relations group! These staff members are always dealing with major “issues” related to Hudson and are happy to share their knowledge with all of our amazing supporters! Did you know that flattery can help gloss over the worst news?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2019
#DidYouKnow that an obscure law was passed to declare the Hudson University campus an “At Your Own Risk” Zone? Unfortunately, it doesn’t stop most crime victims from suing us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2019
#DidYouKnow that one of our labs has a salt water tank with a real dolphin swimming around in it? Do you know who put it there and why they did it? Seriously, if you do know please contact campus security.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2019
It is not true that nuns won’t visit Hudson University because they can sense the evil here. Like most sensible people, nuns won’t visit Hudson because of all the crimes. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2019
#DidYouKnow that watching Dateline NBC and anything on Investigation Discovery can be used to earn credits for the Hudson University Crime Scene Certificate Program?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2019
Please be advised: There is no such thing as a “Hudson Murder Con”. NYPD Detective Robert Goren is just trying to entrap our faculty and students- again.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson Law School graduates argue before more of the world’s top courts than grads from any other law school? And a few of them are actually serving as legal counsel for others and not themselves!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2019
It’s #ThrowbackThursday ! Remember when Hudson University was a respectable organization? We certainly don’t!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2019
We think the Daily Ledger is looking to do a hatchet job on our employee payroll practices, so we’d like to get out ahead of this. We pay Iiving wages if you factor out lecturers, grad student assistants, student workers and most non-Admin type jobs. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2019
We think this cereal is fake. Right? pic.twitter.com/2uGRzlFFcw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2019
Looking for pizza? Profaci’s is the only place that will deliver to our campus! pic.twitter.com/wLrqygOM9g
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2019
Remember when Hudson was featured in “Unsolved Mysteries”? Hopefully you don’t! #HudsonMythBusting pic.twitter.com/h4hGEMNWPJ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2019
#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/tMzIFewZ9Y
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2019
#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/s5HIRvZ12b
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2019
Happy Wednesday! Before you access Google Today, please know that we are definitely upset by today’s “Google Doodle”. pic.twitter.com/988Empsz7b
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2019
Attention incoming freshmen- we strongly advise *against* using dating apps on campus. After you’ve been here a week, you’ll figure out why. #FreaksComeToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the taxidermied animals at the Hudson Natural History Museum have been freaking out school groups for almost 100 years now?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2019
Did you see Lindsay Lohan giving a concert in the quad? Please call campus security immediately.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2019
Hudson University does NOT tolerate bullying on campus. Of course, if you are related to a big donor, are a big donor or are a top level Dean, this rule does not apply to you. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2019
Despite what you might have heard on a campus tour, our professors do NOT accept bribes for better grades. They do accept “tips”, however.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2019
Today is “Taco Tuesday” so of course our dining commons chose to serve corn dogs. Are you a vegetarian? Don’t worry; these corn dogs have no meat in them, though the salads might actually contain meat. #WhyDoWePutUpWithThis
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2019
Happy Tuesday! FYI, work crews are digging trenches in the quad to re-route utility pipes in the area and are not looking for remains. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2019
Did you buy discounted Broadway tickets from the Hudson box office, but you couldn’t use them because of the power outage this weekend? It turns out they were counterfeit. #NoRefunds
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2019
Contrary to today’s Ledger OpEd, Hudson University does not provide “more Murder stories for Dateline NBC to cover than the state of Florida”. We’re actually number two on that list behind Florida. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2019
Hudson University is not officially participating in the Comic Con “Hudson U Murder Panel” taking place this weekend in San Diego. They will be selling a ton of Hudson University Press books at the autograph table, so definitely check that out. #WeGetACut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2019
Contrary to what retired NYPD Detective (and noted conspiracist) John Munch is claiming, Hudson did not run crazy MK-Ultra experiments on Charles Manson. As far as we know, Charles Manson never stepped foot on our campus. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2019
Has anyone seen a Post-It note with all of the IT Department’s admin passwords written on it? #Asking4AFriend
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2019
The alleged “riot” that took place on campus due to the NYC power outage was most likely not as bad as you’ve heard. Possibly.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2019
Happy Monday! We’ve got another batch of new freshmen on campus for Orientation, so don’t do anything crazy! (Or too crazy) #NormalHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2019
If NYPD Detective Robert Goren approaches you to say that he wants to help you make your dorm room safer, don’t believe him. He probably suspects that you’re the Hudson Slasher and is trying to con you into confessing. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2019
The “Killer Kampus” episode that talks about the notorious “Hudson Hitman” is on in just 30 minutes. Want to come to Hudson University? Make sure your parents aren’t watching this one! #HudsonWarning
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2019
We must again refute something printed in today’s Ledger. Hudson’s Secret Lab is not “bizarre” or “nightmarish”. Oh wait, it totally is those things. #Nevermind
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2019
Again, we must object to a New York Ledger article. The allegation that Hudson University is “dominated” by an “illicit secret society” is false. Hudson’s dominant secret society is hardly “illicit”. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2019
The Ledger has gotten it wrong again. Hudson University does NOT force staff members to work off the clock for no pay. We do, however, “encourage” them to “volunteer”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2019
Happy Sunday! Looking for brunch specials? Briscoe’s on campus has them! pic.twitter.com/Z24RhLZSZz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2019
Please Be Advised: there was NO “riot” on campus today. We prefer to call it “Wild Revelry”. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2019
It is not true that the power is out on campus and rioting is underway at Hudson. The power IS on at Hudson. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2019
Have you seen a baby wandering around campus? Please call 9-1-1 immediately- that baby is responsible for some serious crimes. Even Hudson toddlers are criminals. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students are more likely to get offered “Queen for a Day” immunity deals from DA Jack McCoy’s office than just about every other criminal on the docket? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2019
Attention, students- there is no such thing as a “Hudson Yacht” and we definitely wouldn’t offer free cruises in it if we had one, so please don’t go with that creep who is offering free rides. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2019
Attention Students- Hudson University does not have an official smartphone app. If you downloaded the “Hudson” app currently available, your smartphone was most likely hacked. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2019
Freshmen, please note: Cragmont Cream Soda really is the official soft drink of Hudson University and the only thing we serve in the dining commons, so please stop asking our tour guides if they’re joking when they reveal this to you. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2019