#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s campus was ranked safer than taking an unescorted ship into pirate infested disputed waters?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2019
#DidYouKnow that famed author J.B. Fletcher once taught courses at Hudson? She also solved various campus murders as well!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2019
ALERT: The Dining Commons is currently on fire. Don’t worry, the fire was caused by incompetence, not arson. (For Once)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Pennywise from the film “It” was based on a Hudson professor who committed murders while dressed as a clown?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2019
Meredith Baxter has been given an honorary doctorate from Hudson for starring in many Lifetime Movies based on crimes committed on campus!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2019
Hudson launched the first “Semester at Sea” program in 1912. Unfortunately, the ship used was the Titanic.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 31, 2019
ALERT: There isn’t an official bonfire taking place in the quad; that fire was set by an arsonist. Please avoid the quad until after 9PM when our fire department is finished with training and will be available to put out the fire.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2019
Please Be Advised: Our Twitter Account has not been hacked. All of those terrible things that we tweeted about our campus really happened. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2019
#DidYouKnow that you can learn a “special set of skills” like the ones used by Liam Neeson in “Taken” just by attending Hudson University? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2019
Other schools give preferred parking spots to professors who become Nobel Laureates. We give preferred parking spots to professors who go a year without being indicted or becoming the subject of an investigation. That’s why those parking spots are always empty. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2019
After a lengthy discussion with Hudson’s Legal Department, we are issuing a formal statement that NYPD Detective Robert Goren is NOT a nutjob as we erroneously tweeted earlier this morning. #HudsonApologizes
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2019
The “performers” in the quad dressed like Sonny and Cher and singing “I’ve Got You Babe” are really NYPD Detectives Robert Goren and Alexandra Eames, looking to trick some professors into confessing to a murder. How does Eames put up with that nut job Goren? #IgnoreThem
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2019
Hudson does not have a “Hudson Zany Improv Club” on campus- those fliers being posted are probably a scam of some kind. If you decide to attend their “meeting” could you please tell us what their scam is about?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2019
Happy Friday! In observance of Labor Day, campus offices will be closed on Monday. In observance of Hudson’s dwindling endowment, staff members will not get paid for the holiday. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 30, 2019
Have you seen Keith Morrison on campus? Let us know where you saw him! We’re trying to figure out which campus murder he’s reporting on.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2019
Another ridiculous rumor is that the Hudson University Hotel has a severe bedbug infestation. There are no bedbugs in the hotel... anymore. #HudsonFactCheck
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2019
Contrary to the ridiculous rumor, there is no secret sex dungeon underneath the Faculty Club. The sex dungeon isn’t really a secret. #HudsonFactCheck
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Remember this video game? We’ve still got tons of them and we can’t afford to bury them with those E.T. Cartridges, so why not stop by the bookstore and buy some copies? They’re just $5.00 a pound. #PleaseBuyThem pic.twitter.com/qnaJK2IrhH
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2019
This is essentially what happened when we tried to explain to the Dean where the IT Staff is right now. #SeeAStarWar pic.twitter.com/cC8lVjDVgI
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2019
Hudson Staff: Are you having computer problems that prevent you from doing your job? You might as well just go home- most of our IT Staff are in Orlando for “training”, coincidentally on the same weekend that Disney World opens its Star Wars Land. #YouAreOnYourOwn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2019
Happy Thursday! Incoming freshmen- Are you excited for the new school year? You should probably lower your expectations. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 29, 2019
This meme is not directly related to Hudson, but it does feature an NYPD Detective who is a regular visitor to campus and refers to a show we’re frequently featured on, so here you go. #DatelineNBC pic.twitter.com/VEmHmM10Rm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2019
You never know who you’ll bump into on our campus! That’s why we have an assortment of Hudson University branded tasers in a variety of colors available in the Student Store! When Lindsay Lohan or Randy Quaid won’t take no for an answer, go ahead and tase ‘em!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2019
It is not true that most serial killers of the last fifty years attended Hudson University, though a great deal of them did. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2019
Are you a quick learner who is capable of multi-tasking, even when being questioned by NYPD Detectives? Apply to be a student assistant at Branch Hall! #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2019
Some of you might have received an e-mail from Professor Jess Mackenzie stating that she needed help with bail after getting arrested in Tijuana for indecent exposure. Sadly, this message is not a scam. #BailHerOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2019
#DidYouKnow that if you purchase a “Platinum Upgrade” you’ll be guaranteed at least a B in every class? Visit Branch Hall for more information.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2019
Good Morning! Have you ever wanted to be a band director at a barely Ivy League school? Apply at Hudson now! Our current band director was just arrested for alleged murder! #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 28, 2019
That crazy person dressed like the Music Man and prancing around the quad is NYPD Detective Robert Goren. We’re guessing that our Hudson University Band Director must have killed someone and Goren is eccentrically confronting him about it. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2019
ALERT: Another Murder has NOT taken place in the Rose Garden. Our top notch Crime Scene Investigation Certificate program is just setting up a fake crime scene for a hands-on training class. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that President Woodrow Wilson refused an honorary doctorate from Hudson because he didn’t want to be associated with our University?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2019
Campus tour guides- Please stop referring to campus as “The Most Murderous Place on Earth”. There are other places with far more murders than Hudson University- We Think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2019
Please be advised: we are aware of the rodent infestation in Tripley Hall. The pest control company we’ve hired is waiting on the check to clear before beginning work to eliminate the radioactive rodents. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2019
Happy Birthday to our favorite Dateline NBC reporter @JoshMankiewicz! Please go easy on us when you cover the many Hudson related crimes and enjoy this honorary Hudson University degree! #PleaseBeCool #HappyBirthday pic.twitter.com/CylxszAhya
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2019
Happy Tuesday! It has come to our attention that scammers are calling up Hudson offices asking to install “Anti-virus” software that is really just a virus. You can tell they are scammers because they are asking for your password and are much more polite than our IT staff.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 27, 2019
Former NYC ADA Serena Southerlyn will sign copies of her best selling book from Hudson University Press- Tomorrow at 9AM in the Hudson Student Bookstore! pic.twitter.com/pOgnEPjOFv
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2019
Looking for a new iPad? A bunch of them just fell off a truck and might be on sale right now in the quad. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2019
Crazy Robert Goren? We’d definitely believe anything this click bait article claims! #GorenIsCrazy pic.twitter.com/O4iaIQPPbx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2019
Phil Donahue once asked his viewers to call in if they wanted to confront their ‘Wild Hudson Teen’. The thousands of phone calls took down phone service in the tri-state area. pic.twitter.com/y5plr3Fi9C
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2019
#DidYouKnow that “Grand Theft Auto: Judson University” was based on Hudson? They didn’t quite capture the total lawlessness of our campus, however. pic.twitter.com/75rD46mf0a
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2019
The 2019-2020 school year begins in just a few weeks! Have you submitted a DNA sample to the campus security office yet? It’s not required, but it will make things easier for your survivors in case you have an “accident.” #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2019
It’s Monday! Remember when the classic television show “Perry Mason” featured an episode about a criminal tied to Hudson University? How do they come up with these crazy stories? #HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/aa6nkmlF0G
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 26, 2019
Ferryman’s Funeral Parlor offers Hudson students a 25% discount on all death care services and products. You can even save on Hudson branded coffins and urns! #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2019
Please leave the mattresses currently laid out in front of the residence halls alone. They are currently being de-loused in preparation for the new school year. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students are more likely to get offered “Queen for a Day” immunity deals from DA Jack McCoy’s office than just about every other criminal on the docket? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s Business School is regularly asked to do ethics seminars for some of the biggest names in business, like Enron, Wells Fargo, Sea World and Mattress Firm? Join their elite ranks and schedule a Hudson ethics session today!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2019
Contrary to popular belief, “Enron Hall” is not named after the disgraced company. It is named after Professor Jane Enron, who was described as being “a prolific murderess” back in 1903 when she went down in a hail of bullets after a standoff on campus. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2019
Freshmen, please note: Cragmont Cream Soda really is the official soft drink of Hudson University and the only thing we serve in the dining commons, so please stop asking our tour guides if they’re joking when they reveal this to you. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 25, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the taxidermied animals at the Hudson Natural History Museum have been freaking out school groups for almost 100 years now?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2019
It is not true that we used to have living Alligators in Alligator Lake; the lake is named after a famed serial killer whose nickname was “The Alligator” because he killed people with a chainsaw near that lake in 1912. He was never caught. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2019
We’re working on getting John Munch back to discuss more of his conspiracy theories! Apparently the TV show “Suits” is an attempt by the Queen of England to get people to buy more English Muffins. Meghan Markle figured it out, so she was brainwashed into marrying Prince Harry.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2019
If you want to hear more of John Munch’s crazy theories like how the Illuminati puts mind control drugs in McDonald’s secret sauce, just be cool if you bump into him on campus. He gets easily spooked.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2019
Logan’s Pub has had its liquor license suspended again, so come on down tonight while we sell our last stock of alcohol until we run out or get shut down again by the NYPD.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2019
It’s Saturday! We are proud to announce that we passed yesterday’s accreditation surprise visit and were given the rating of “Adequate”. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 24, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students can perform their court mandated community service on campus by calling up alumni asking for donations?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2019
Hudson medical school grads do NOT commit malpractice at a higher rate than other universities. They commit more *murders*.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the 1980’s college comedy “Boozers” was filmed at Hudson? Schiff Hall was where the snooty frat got its comeuppance.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2019
Note to Incoming Students: The only pizza place that delivers to Hudson is Profaci’s Pizza. One taste and you’ll shout “Profaci!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2019
Since the college accreditation team is on campus today, our monthly “Fell Off The Back Of A Truck” Laptop Sale will take place on Monday instead. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2019
Today’s monthly Hudson Lake dragging has been postponed because it might make us look bad in front of the accreditation team. #HudsonHonesty
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2019
That last tweet should not be construed as a suggestion that our students typically misbehave or commit crimes. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2019
Happy Friday! The accreditation committee is here for a surprise inspection, so please be cool and don’t misbehave or commit any crimes today! #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 23, 2019
Are you seeing the amazing choreographed dance routine going on now in the quad? Do you know who those people are? We don’t and we’re starting to get a bit creeped out, actually. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2019
Hmm, is this a real thing? We’re not sure.... pic.twitter.com/xKnilEwyrS
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2019
Be on the lookout for these two NYPD Detectives! We think they’re trying to fool us into admitting that we moved a body found in the Rose Garden to NYU to avoid the bad publicity. Doesn’t that sound insane? #InnocentHudson pic.twitter.com/dMjwDJzwvQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2019
Wow, even Punky Brewster was throwing shade on us back in the day! #ThrowbackThursday pic.twitter.com/vtkqGHBIE9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2019
FYI, there is no secret society at Hudson that meets to discuss campus issues and how to control students, faculty and staff. However, if such a society existed, it would be meeting at the University Club at noon today. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2019
Wow, there were a lot of 1980’s sitcoms that warned people against coming to Hudson University. #ThrowbackThursday pic.twitter.com/uuyWxIFyjt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2019
It’s Thursday and we’re already “thirsty” if you catch our drift! Too bad Logan’s Pub isn’t open yet. Did you guess that our management team is not in the office today and they don’t follow ‘the Tweeter’? #HudsonGoesBuckWild
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2019
Thank you for your kind words! We think you deserve an honorary degree, which should definitely not be considered a bribe. #Wink pic.twitter.com/PGIroxnTXR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 22, 2019
Be on the lookout for some aggressive geese currently occupying the Hudson pond. If you run into one, guard your eyes and your groin areas.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2019
Please note: we are not currently handing out free pizza in the quad and we don’t know who that guy currently handing it out is.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson waives all remaining tuition if you are indicted for a University related crime?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2019
If some crazy Professor pulls up claiming to be your uber driver, call 911 immediately! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow the character of Multiple Miggs in “Silence of the Lambs” was based on a composite of various former Hudson professors?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2019
ATTN Students/Faculty/Staff/Visitors- Campus is owned by Hudson Property LLC, a not for profit holding company that is legally responsible for lawsuits arising from campus related negligence. The entity has little financial resources, so think about that before you try to sue us.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2019
Happy Wednesday! Have you seen NYPD Detective Dominick Carisi snooping around Tripley Hall? He appears to have flirted his way past security and we’re wondering what he’s investigating. #HudsonHasSecrets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University is no longer on most countries’ travel advisory lists? At least, we think we’re not. #Maybe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2019
Baby Boomers learned how to spell ‘Encyclopedia’ and how to stay away from Hudson University from Jiminy Cricket. #DoNotStayWay pic.twitter.com/jRzIKQT1QS
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2019
Hudson University Press will publish anything that will make us money and this book proves it! #Irony pic.twitter.com/AC37O4kto6
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2019
The “eccentric” gentleman walking around south campus asking people to try on a shoe is NYPD Detective Robert Goren, looking to entrap a killer. He’s acting like he is randomly choosing the people he asks to try on the shoe, but he’s really targeting a high level administrator.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2019
PLEASE BE ADVISED: “Hudson Hullabaloo” where students are supposed to confess their crimes is NOT an official campus event and was apparently the creation of NYPD Detective Robert Goren. Don’t fall for it! Plus, we WILL be speaking to his superiors about this! pic.twitter.com/8vSOIm5Pqu
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2019
After a particularly wild student rally many years ago the Chancellor’s Mansion was burned to the ground and our Chancellors have had to live in undisclosed locations ever since that long ago year- 2012. #HudsonHistory
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University has been called “The Joker Of Universities”? We don’t know what means, but it’s probably bad.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2019
Happy Tuesday! Are you ready for the new academic year beginning next month? Yeah, we’re not either, but there’s nothing we can do about that at this point. #AbandonShip
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 20, 2019
There’s a “situation” in the Rose Garden, so please avoid taking your parents there. Trust us, they’ll yank you out of Hudson so quickly if they see what’s happening there right now. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2019
Note to whomever was cultivating marijuana in the arboretum: the squirrels got into your stash and are aggressively looking for food.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2019
Yikes- one of the Assistant Deans came back from a conference using buzzwords like “monetize” and “balancing the triangle”. We don’t know what any of that means, but it’s probably not good.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2019
Does your grandfather “own half of Manhattan”? Still looking for a college to attend? Why not try Hudson? We look the other way! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2019
Please stop stringing up Crime tape around campus as a joke. It scares visitors and it confuses campus security who are trying to locate the real crime scenes around campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2019
Remember when Hudson was featured on “Unsolved Mysteries”? That episode resulted in a 18% drop in enrollment! pic.twitter.com/FH8Opj7lKn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2019
Happy Monday! It’s official- our football team is no longer suspended by the NCAA! Hurry and catch a game before they get suspended again! pic.twitter.com/RWmbm32YvY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 19, 2019
Attention Students, Staff and Faculty: Please stop throwing guns into Campus Lake. Throw them into the Hudson River like everyone else. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2019
It has come to the attention of University management that some employees might be considering a strike. Please be advised: campus security will not be on hand to protect the strikers and you know how dangerous campus is, so consider the consequences.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2019
It is with heavy hearts that we announce the death of Professor Jessie MacNally. Professor MacNally was beloved by her students and passed away exactly as she always wished- surrounded by her mortal enemies in the ring of her illegal fight club. #RIPProfMacNally
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University’s security department is the busiest of all the colleges in the United States? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2019
Unlike other universities who have sold their good names for sketchy donations, Hudson’s reputation is not for sale. It can be rented, however. #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2019
So many of our graduates go on to startup profitable websites on the dark web that the U.S. Justice Department calls us the “Illicit Silicon Valley”. #AcceptHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 18, 2019
Hudson Security is fully aware of the woman on the quad who is ranting and raving about starting a killing spree against her enemies. She’s most likely harmless and she rarely follows through with her threats. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2019
The viral video that allegedly depicts a Hudson professor drunkenly ranting about UFO conspiracies is being misrepresented by the media. That guy is just an adjunct professor. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2019
#DidYouKnow that watching Dateline NBC and anything on Investigation Discovery can be used to earn credits for the Hudson University Crime Scene Certificate Program?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2019
The Ledger has gotten it wrong again. Hudson University does NOT force staff members to work off the clock for no pay. We do, however, “encourage” them to “volunteer”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2019
Have you ever heard of an “Angel of Death”? No? Then the Hudson U. Medical Center might be a perfect hospital for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2019
Are you the person who keeps defacing Professor Kelner’s office door by scrawling “Professor Killer” on it? Please stop; it’s very immature and Professor Kelner was acquitted of all those charges. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 17, 2019
With Mister Rogers in the news lately, our management wanted us to get attention by mentioning the time that he visited Hudson University. We suspect that they forgot what the visit was about... pic.twitter.com/iz8W1Fa723
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2019
Looking for a *FREE* TV Shirt? Sign up for a Hudson University MasterCard! It has an exorbitant interest rate and no rewards, but we get a cut of your interest fees and you get a FREE T-Shirt! pic.twitter.com/ktgHeETNhZ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2019
Remember this film as well? Are you willing to forget it too? #HudsonOnFilm pic.twitter.com/el2frEwfnE
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2019
#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/z4liuQtrfb
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2019
#HudsonTours pic.twitter.com/mqgTE3ss4D
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2019
Want a peek into the smarmy world of process servers? Hudson University Press has just what you need! pic.twitter.com/w1B24CCTP8
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2019
Happy #FlashbackFriday! Remember when Ashley Judd made one of her thrillers about an infamous Hudson crime? If so, could you forget it was made? pic.twitter.com/5K9VxEoeJF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 16, 2019
The Hudson Alumni Magazine mistakenly stated that famed NYPD Psychiatrist Dr. Elizabeth Olivet was a Hudson Graduate. While Dr. Olivet has evaluated many Hudson alums who were arrested by the NYPD, she did not attend our campus as a student. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2019
Hudson University is proud to announce that we will be switching to a new payroll system this Fall. Testing so far has failed to produce accurate paychecks, but our current system doesn’t produce accurate paychecks anyway, so at least it won’t make things worse. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2019
We have a new achievement to be proud of! https://t.co/heXjMMsYJv pic.twitter.com/XBmuSwMSJK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday to the last year in which no murders took place on campus- 1815 pic.twitter.com/o61pDjpoqj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2019
PLEASE BE ADVISED: The #DatelineNBC Parking Spaces on campus are to be used exclusively by #DatelineNBC and all others will be towed. Plus, you just might get “the look” from Josh Mankiewicz. You know the one. pic.twitter.com/r3Ne4uwTiG
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2019
Are there any autodidactic polymaths out there who are willing to teach nuclear physics next year for a fraction of what a real professor might earn? #HudsonIsHiring
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2019
Please be advised: Hudson University does not have a satellite campus at Rikers Island. It’s more of an extension campus. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2019
Happy Thursday! #DidYouKnow that you can apply your master’s degree in TV/VCR Repair from the Sally Struthers Correspondence School to a PhD at Hudson University?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 15, 2019
Our world renowned Crime Scene Forensics program offers hands on experience, just steps away from and sometimes in the lecture hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2019
#DidYouKnow that our law school students get hands on experience dealing with indictments, subpoenas and warrants?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2019
Have you seen Nick Nolte on campus? Please notify campus security immediately! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2019
Please Note: Hudson University is NOT affiliated with whoever is offering those Hudson Murder Tours on campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2019
We now have “Killer Kampus” DVDs back in stock in the Hudson bookstore! See the Crime TV series based on stories from Hudson!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2019
This Click Bait teaser is completely false. Nicole Wallace is dead. #WeThink pic.twitter.com/38exXce6zL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2019
Happy Wednesday! #DidYouKnow that Hudson University has a strict no refunds policy? #WelcomeFreshmen
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2019
An interview with the co-host of our favorite “True Crime” Podcast! https://t.co/dzcwRns6NG
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 14, 2019
Anybody need a social media director? Experienced social media director seeks any position with a company whose paychecks will clear. Experienced with dealing with bad PR and keeping a straight face while telling untruths at press conferences. DM me if you’re hiring!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 13, 2019
Where else but Hudson University will you run into famous celebrities like Keith Morrison, Nancy Grace, Erin Moriarty and Josh Mankiewicz?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 13, 2019
We’re proud to announce that Hudson University will be the first University in the nation to provide a permanent parking area for television news crews! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) August 13, 2019