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To celebrate the first full week of classes, we’re presenting some amazing tips that Hudson seniors chose to share with Hudson freshmen as part of their court ordered community service. pic.twitter.com/GxCMwy9O1N
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#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/CRPdxyy1Wg
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#DatelineNBC pic.twitter.com/Si2mNkY2dR
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It’s 8AM- do you know what drug craze your kids are doing today? pic.twitter.com/1WEfFpviMK
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Are you looking for a fun place to serve your community service sentence? Fun places are probably full, so why not volunteer for something at Hudson? We’ll even let you work in the child care center. Those juvenile delinquents could use an example of their futures!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2019
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Attn: Tour Guides- please do not take prospective students through fraternity row, into the Rose Garden, past Tripley Hall or- on second thought, it is probably best to keep them in the welcome center.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2019
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We are not hosting a live “Wizard of Oz” performance in the quad. If you follow those people dressed up like the tin man, lion, scarecrow and Dorothy, only danger will probably await you “over the rainbow”. #HudsonWarning
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2019
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We have received numerous inquiries about the television show “How To Get Away With Murder.” It was not inspired on a Hudson class or Professor. There was a Hudson class named “How To Get Away With Murder”, but it was taught by a lecturer, not a professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2019
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A friendly reminder- if your roommate passes away but you are eventually convicted of the murder we will rescind the automatic 4.0 that you received. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2019
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September 28, 2019 at 07:25AM
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Yet again, Hudson was not the most dangerous place in NYC. That dishonor again goes to the steps in front of the courthouse. Going to the courthouse? Wear a bulletproof vest! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2019
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We demand a recount! #WhereIsHudson https://t.co/uIqgabP6AQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 28, 2019
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September 27, 2019 at 07:17PM
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The “homeless encampment” setup in the Rose Garden is not actually filled with homeless people; those are Hudson students who can’t move into Kincaid Hall until the fumigation is completed. #SorryFolks
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2019
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DA Jack McCoy has warned us that the earlier tweet offering a surprise envelope to a sitting ADA could be considered bribery. We’re not worried; he’s just being overly dramatic. Besides, if our interviews with NBC go well, we will be outta here! #KeepDreaming
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2019
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September 27, 2019 at 02:10PM
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Since our management team doesn’t read these tweets, we’d like to point out that we are available to write for anyone whose paychecks never bounce. Need a writer with joke writing experience? Hit us up! We’ve been writing tweets for a joke of a college so we’re experienced!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2019
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September 27, 2019 at 12:00PM
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The process servers currently swarming the quad are not our acapella group “The Hudson University Process Servers”- they are actual process servers and should be considered armed and litigious. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2019
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September 27, 2019 at 10:50AM
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We deny that a Hudson student was found dead in our top secret dolphin test lab and that a 4.0 was given to his roommate. The guy- who might have been murdered by some highly intelligent dolphins- didn’t have a roommate. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2019
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Congratulations to the new NYC ADA Dominick Carisi! We look forward to evading your questions, insisting that you present us with a warrant and demanding to speak to your superiors. We’ve got a special “surprise” envelope for you waiting at Branch Hall! pic.twitter.com/koidAhDtyw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2019
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SPOILER ALERT: Ignore the next tweet if you have not read this morning’s Ledger or watched the true crime show “Law & Order: SVU” last night. Or not. It’s really up to you. #HudsonWarning
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2019
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Happy Friday! After getting through this tough first week, you deserve something special- “No Card Friday” at Logan’s Pub on campus! Logan’s will be open from 5PM until the NYPD shuts them down! #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 27, 2019
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We had several #HudsonFreakOuts today. Are you on our waiting list? Check your e-mail!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2019
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September 26, 2019 at 04:10PM
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#ThrowbackThursday Remember when Action Park used to give discounts to Hudson students in the 1980’s? They stopped doing that after they determined that most of their problem guests were from Hudson University. #OnlyAtHudson pic.twitter.com/5OIW2HHIoX
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September 26, 2019 at 02:25PM
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#DidYouKnow that former NYC ADA and Hudson Law Graduate Rafael Barba now serves up delicious barbecue from his amazing food truck? You’ll find it parked on the quad right now because he paid Hudson Security to look the other way! pic.twitter.com/YmwDMFVjN3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2019
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September 26, 2019 at 12:10PM
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#DidYouKnow that hardly any restaurants will deliver food to Hudson University? Profaci’s Pizza will! #Profaci pic.twitter.com/BE9GuNfHBm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2019
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Apparently a group of freshmen have gotten lost in the basement of the library. Our security staff is unwilling to go down there, so is anyone willing to go on an expedition to rescue them? There could be a pie in it for you. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2019
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September 26, 2019 at 08:45AM
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We’re starting up a new campus Acapella group- The Process Servers! They’ll be serving up harmonies (and hopefully not subpoenas) around campus! #HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/xdLyqhnaxA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2019
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September 26, 2019 at 06:40AM
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Happy Thursday! Are you already regretting your decision to attend Hudson? Please remember that there are no refunds. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 26, 2019
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We have NOT hired an RA who is a convicted felon. She did go on trial for stealing several cars, but the trial ended with a hung jury and the prosecutor didn’t recharge her........ yet. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2019
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September 25, 2019 at 04:15PM
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Our Dean Of Student Affairs would like to apologize for the lame Resident Advisors that we hired this year. We’ve had to relax what little standards we had because it is very difficult to find people willing to risk being in charge of Hudson students. #SorryFolks
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2019
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September 25, 2019 at 02:05PM
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Contrary to the rumors, there hasn’t been a murder in the Rose Garden that resulted in a 4.0 being awarded. The murdered body found in the Rose Garden was a staffperson and thus no 4.0 was awarded. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2019
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September 25, 2019 at 12:50PM
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We had our first #FreshmanFreakout! Chancellor LeGrange wins the pool! In other news, one lucky person from the wait list will get an instant acceptance letter tomorrow!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2019
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September 25, 2019 at 10:45AM
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Please Note: Hudson University does not have a comedy improv troupe. Those “HudsonProv” performers in the quad are most likely scammers. #BeCareful
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2019
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September 25, 2019 at 08:30AM
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We’re taking bets on when we’ll see the first “Freshmen Freakout”! They usually take place in the quad for some reason. Will it be you? #FreshmanFreakout
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2019
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September 25, 2019 at 06:25AM
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It’s official- if your roommate dies from now until the end of the Fall Quarter, you qualify for a 4.0! We don’t suggest you do anything with this information and just mention it for informational purposes only. #HudsonUniversity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2019
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Good Morning! It’s the first day of classes! We always feel like Willy Wonka on days like these- how many freshmen will still be with us by the end of the quarter? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 25, 2019
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#DidYouKnow that taking your children for a walk around our beautiful campus is considered child abuse by NYC CPS?
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September 24, 2019 at 02:10PM
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Classes begin tomorrow! Are you ready? If so, you’re ahead of most of our faculty! #WelcomeFreshmen
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2019
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#DidYouKnow that there are artisan pickles produced by a small cloister of nuns that led NYPD Detective Robert Goren to solve a murder? You would if you read his book! pic.twitter.com/5QwKPWSZ4z
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2019
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Have you run across one of these “Hudson-Palooza” flyers? We don’t know what this event is all about or who planned it, so be careful out there! #HudsonDoesNotCare pic.twitter.com/PeSmMY493i
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2019
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September 24, 2019 at 08:15AM
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Other universities might have their own fire or police departments, but do they have their own crime scene investigation units? #HudsonDoes
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2019
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September 24, 2019 at 06:40AM
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It’s Tuesday! Please be advised: if your roommate dies BEFORE 8AM tomorrow you do NOT get an automatic 4.0. We don’t suggest that you do anything with this fact; we just want you to know the actual policy. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 24, 2019
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Monday, September 23, 2019
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#HudsonStudentTips pic.twitter.com/KrKeXF1Oe4
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#HudsonStudentTips pic.twitter.com/Ep8W73ZnEJ
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#HudsonStudentTips pic.twitter.com/jqOk2JLErV
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The Hudson University VIP line of T-Shirts are now available at the Hudson Bookstore. You must present your father’s black American Express card to buy one of these snazzy T-Shirts. #HudsonVIP pic.twitter.com/8ZiMubNv4H
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2019
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September 23, 2019 at 08:50AM
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Here are some safety facts every freshman should know! #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/7IlvWO44xd
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2019
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September 23, 2019 at 06:25AM
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Happy Monday! You’d better get oriented today and tomorrow, because classes begin on Wednesday! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 23, 2019
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September 23, 2019 at 04:10AM
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We object to an article in the New York Ledger about the safety of our campus tours. Our campus is not “more dangerous than a tour through Wonka’s chocolate factory”. Yes, we might have lost 4 out of 5 students a couple times, but none of them drowned in a chocolate river.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 04:15PM
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We have been asked to announce that the Dominos Pizza “Carryout Insurance” is not valid for Hudson students due to too many fraudulent claims.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 03:15PM
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Traffic advisory: the white zones are for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zones. The blue zone isn’t really a thing; we suspect NYPD Detective Robert Goren set it up to entrap someone, so steer clear of it.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 02:15PM
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A Fraud Warning: That guy claiming to be a professor who is trying to sell “Six Flags Manhattan” tickets is committing fraud. He is indeed a professor, but there is no such thing as “Six Flags Manhattan”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 01:10PM
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Hey freshmen- are you planning on going on tomorrow’s Times Square excursion as part of Welcome Week? Remember that Hudson is not responsible for lost or stolen articles, unexplained death or attacks from drunken mascots. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 12:10PM
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It is not true that you get an automatic A if your professor gets arrested in front of the class while shouting “I’ll Have Your Badge For This!” The automatic A is only granted if the arrest happens after the first midterm occurs. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 11:10AM
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We regretfully announce that “Vampyre Sacrifyce” will NOT be performing at tomorrow’s Freshmen Welcome Rally after someone forgot to invite them in. Do you have a band that is willing to perform for free? Contact Hudson Student Affairs immediately. #PerformAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 10:10AM
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People have been trying to convince our students to not enroll here for decades and yet we’re still fully enrolled year after year! pic.twitter.com/b8ZV3IOZfE
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 09:10AM
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Do you like corn dogs? We sure hope so, because that’s all we’re serving in the dining commons for lunch today! #HudsonRanOutOfFood
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 08:15AM
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New students- Sign up for a Hudson MasterCard and get a free t-shirt and a lifetime of debt! pic.twitter.com/Zhkb99FMyp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 07:50AM
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The sirens you might be hearing are not a fire alarm; as a matter of fact, the less you know about the sirens, the better. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 06:55AM
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We have not authorized those roaming food trucks to be on campus and suspect they’re really FBI surveillance teams. Enjoy the free food they’re offering, but keep your mouth shut if you know what we mean. #DoNotSnitch
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 05:40AM
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Are you looking to film b-roll of a crowded Hudson campus during move-in weekend that can be shown to illustrate innocent students who have no idea of the upcoming terror that they’ll have to face? Now’s a good time to get it! #FilmAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 04:35AM
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It’s Day Two Of Move-In Weekend! To speed up the key assignment process, we are asking the wealthier students to use our new VIP entrance instead of just cutting in line as they remind everyone who their father is. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 22, 2019
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September 22, 2019 at 03:50AM
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Saturday, September 21, 2019
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#DidYouKnow that half of all bicycle riding Hudson freshmen will give up and abandon their bikes after the first month of classes? Why does this happen? You’ll find out soon enough. #HudsonSecrets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 04:00PM
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Hudson Administration would like to commend our staff for their teamwork during this difficult weekend. They’ve been monitoring the situation from the comfort of their own homes and are mostly pleased with your efforts! #HudsonStaff
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 03:00PM
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PLEASE NOTE: We are not running a campus shuttle service today. In fact, we don’t know who that guy offering shuttle service is.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 02:55PM
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As we welcome you all to an amazing new school year, we’d like to stress our commitment to inclusion. Whether you’re one of those geeks who dress up like Captain Picard or a shut in who collects useless trash, at Hudson, you’re tolerated! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 01:55PM
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Is your dorm room key not working? Head over to Orbach Hall to get the maintenance team to fix it for you. Their office will open at 8AM on Monday. Until then, you can use a black American Express card to Jimmy it open. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 12:45PM
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The roaming pack of dogs in the quad are not feral and dangerous. They have escaped from Tripley Lab and are domesticated, though still dangerous. #StaySafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 11:50AM
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Hey Parents- are you already regretting that you allowed your child to attend Hudson? Please note that all tuition fees are non-refundable. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 10:45AM
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While today is #BatmanDay, the guy dressed as Batman in the quad is just NYPD Detective Robert Goren trying to entrap our chancellor into confessing to some crimes. Just ignore him and maybe he’ll go away. #GorenIsCrazy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 09:40AM
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Please remember that today’s special Move-In Day Lunch is for the incoming student and ONE guest only. Choose your favorite parent and take the other one to lunch. (Trust us, you’ll be doing your favorite parent a favor by not making them eat at the dining commons.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 08:35AM
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The Hudson Hawk will be surprising our freshmen with free photo opportunities and special taser demonstrations around campus! #HudsonUPride pic.twitter.com/Laioh86085
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 07:30AM
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Please Be Advised: You only get an automatic 4.0 if your roommate dies AFTER the first day of classes. If they have an “accident” today, no 4.0. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 06:30AM
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There are only five carts available for student use today and the waiting list is already six hours long. Are your parents rich and important? Just dump the poor chumps’ stuff on the ground and take their cart for your use! #LetThemKnowWhoYourFatherIs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 05:25AM
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Are you waiting in the long line to get your dorm key but your father is wealthy and important? Bust out your Hudson University “Who My Father Is” Identification Card and cut to the front of the line! #LetThemKnowWhoYourFatherIs pic.twitter.com/HkI6fffiXG
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 04:20AM
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Good Morning! Move-In Day is here and we’ll be opening the doors to the dorms as soon as we track down someone who has the keys. #WelcomeFreshmen
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 21, 2019
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September 21, 2019 at 03:10AM
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Friday, September 20, 2019
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Did your parents give us a nice “donation”? If so, please notify residence hall staff when you check in tomorrow so that they make sure you get a room with a mattress in it. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2019
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September 20, 2019 at 04:00PM
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Please remember not to embarrass yourselves this weekend! Let’s start out the school year without a major crisis!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2019
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September 20, 2019 at 02:55PM
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That crazy guy ranting about the NCIS controlling his mind is not a professor. He’s an assistant professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2019
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September 20, 2019 at 12:55PM
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Hey, parents! Don’t you want your kids to be safe on campus? We’ve got a pricey assortment of mace, tasers and other safety weapons at the Hudson Bookstore!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2019
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September 20, 2019 at 10:55AM
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The dining commons is busy getting ready for move-in day, so why not give them a break and just have lunch at a bodega or something?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2019
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September 20, 2019 at 08:55AM
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Our campus wireless system is currently overloaded due to IPhone upgrades and not because it is substandard. For once.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2019
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September 20, 2019 at 06:55AM
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Happy Friday! Move in Weekend is upon us! Are you packed and ready? No? Neither are we! #TomorrowIsGoingToBeAMess
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 20, 2019
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September 20, 2019 at 04:05AM
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Thursday, September 19, 2019
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Hey, freshman parents- looking to find out about the latest dangerous trends before your kids do? NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola’s book has the deets! Buy it at the Hudson Bookstore! pic.twitter.com/tcz382wvrM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2019
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September 19, 2019 at 04:55PM
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Retired NYPD Detective John Munch is coming to campus on Halloween to spread more of his crazy conspiracy theories. Prepare for his talk by reading his latest book, available at the campus bookstore! pic.twitter.com/0Yc7bVGly7
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2019
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September 19, 2019 at 02:45PM
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#ThrowbackThursday Remember when we were featured on the classic show “The Twilight Zone”? It wasn’t flattering, but any publicity is good publicity, right? pic.twitter.com/gu96UHLqng
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2019
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September 19, 2019 at 12:45PM
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We’re fairly certain that the current IT problems we’re experiencing on campus have nothing to do with NYC DA McCoy issuing a subpoena for our computer logs. Total coincidence. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2019
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September 19, 2019 at 10:35AM
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We have an update about our IT-pocalypse; our IT Staff has assured us that they might have everything back up and running just in time for midterms! And also- if you used credit cards to pay your tuition, you should probably cancel them. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2019
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September 19, 2019 at 08:20AM
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#DidYouKnow that our students prefer sleeping on the floor versus sleeping outside? That’s why the mattress shortage in the residence halls is no big deal. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2019
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September 19, 2019 at 06:05AM
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It’s Thursday! If your Computing Account isn’t working, it might have been locked down due to an issue in which your login, password, credit score and/or DNA profile might have been compromised. Our IT staff is working to resolve this & advise using paper until it is fixed.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 19, 2019
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September 19, 2019 at 04:45AM
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Wednesday, September 18, 2019
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We’re approaching open enrollment month- consider Hudson Medical Center for your primary care needs! Most of our patients survive their stay! pic.twitter.com/uG9x9aALSj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2019
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September 18, 2019 at 04:20PM
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Hmm, was this movie about us? With a title like that, it probably was. #WaybackWednesday pic.twitter.com/Eu6UhLrayY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2019
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September 18, 2019 at 02:20PM
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Another reminder- give us money! #Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/Z8zKNZuPT2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2019
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September 18, 2019 at 12:15PM
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#WaybackWednesday Remember when DA Jack McCoy declared war on us? Guess what- we’re still here! #ComeAtUsBro pic.twitter.com/dz43p2SXml
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2019
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September 18, 2019 at 10:15AM
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We regretfully announce that we can no longer provide free cable television in the dorms. Spectrum Cable figured out that we were tapping into our neighboring educational institution’s cable and shut our link down. #HudsonApologizes
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2019
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September 18, 2019 at 08:50AM
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The Hudson University Hotel is not the most haunted building on the east coast, but it is in the top ten. Plan your fall getaway now and receive a free bouquet of ghost repelling incense in your room! #HudsonHotelDeals
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2019
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September 18, 2019 at 06:30AM
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Happy Wednesday! #DidYouKnow that Hudson University is the number one recycler of blue paper in the world? We recycle so much of it because our students, staff and faculty are constantly getting served with subpoenas!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 18, 2019
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September 18, 2019 at 04:25AM
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Tuesday, September 17, 2019
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That would be an honor! @lawandorderpod is our favorite true crime podcast! 😉
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2019
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September 17, 2019 at 04:32PM
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You might have heard the campus legend that the ghost of a guy who was murdered on campus haunts the halls of our dorms. That’s ludicrous; the coroner never said that he was murdered no matter what his ghost tells you. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2019
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September 17, 2019 at 04:25PM
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We were only able to get enough mattresses to fill half of our dorm rooms, so you’d better get here early! The remaining mattresses should arrive in 4-6 weeks. #EarlyBirdsGetABed
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2019
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September 17, 2019 at 02:15PM
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This graphic from a new “Hudson Crime Television” cable channel has got to be fake, right? Does Hudson University have enough crimes to fill a 24/7 cable channel? #Probably pic.twitter.com/7WluKtlHsg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2019
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September 17, 2019 at 12:10PM
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We have convinced the MTA to reopen the Hudson Subway Station. Please don’t spoil it for everyone by “Pulling A Hudson” down there. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2019
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September 17, 2019 at 10:01AM
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That guy claiming to hand out free Six Flags tickets in the quad is just a clever process server. Don’t fall for his tricks! #DontFall4It
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2019
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September 17, 2019 at 08:50AM
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Are you looking for a snarky writer and your business can issue paychecks that won’t bounce? DM us with the deets! #HudsonChecksBounce #OurSupervisorDoesNotReadTheseTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2019
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September 17, 2019 at 06:50AM
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It’s Tuesday and we’re nowhere near ready for move-in day! If this were an organized institution, they’d be firing people right and left. Us? The massive delays you’ll be suffering through on Saturday won’t be a blip on anyone’s radar. #HudsonDoesNotCare
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 17, 2019
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September 17, 2019 at 04:35AM
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Monday, September 16, 2019
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Some of the robots in our top secret Robot Lab have gained sentience and are rampaging. If you come across one of them, call 9-1-1 immediately. Let the dispatcher know where you’re seeing the robot, your name and who we should notify as your next of kin. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2019
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September 16, 2019 at 04:30PM
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Hey students! We’re now issuing special ID cards for our rich students. That way you won’t have to tell campus security who your father is!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2019
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September 16, 2019 at 02:30PM
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Again we ask that you stop dyeing the water in our various fountains red. It creeps everyone out and isn’t funny.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2019
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September 16, 2019 at 12:25PM
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We’re not sure who put those balloons in the sewer grates, but please stop it!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2019
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September 16, 2019 at 10:25AM
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Hey parents, do you want to chat with our chancellor over coffee? Too bad, because he canceled all of his Parent Coffee Chats for this year.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2019
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September 16, 2019 at 08:25AM
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Alert: They’re not filming a crime movie in the Rose Garden. The NYPD is conducting an investigation. #NothingToSeeHere
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2019
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September 16, 2019 at 06:25AM
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Tonight, Hudson University will put on a thrilling bonfire in the quad! We’ll start things off with hundreds of soiled mattresses, then let everyone toss in whatever they’d like, including incriminating evidence! It’ll be fun as long as you do not stand downwind. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2019
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September 16, 2019 at 05:15AM
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Happy Monday! We’re busy getting things ready for move-in weekend! Please don’t mess anything up this week and get your petty crimes out of the way before next week! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 16, 2019
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September 16, 2019 at 04:20AM
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Sunday, September 15, 2019
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Another great #HudsonUPress book! pic.twitter.com/HoVcAUKIcX
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2019
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September 15, 2019 at 03:40PM
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Another great #HudsonUPress book! pic.twitter.com/vP7V8uQKwS
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2019
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September 15, 2019 at 01:40PM
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Another great #HudsonUPress book! pic.twitter.com/Sv2FlCZ0xY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2019
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September 15, 2019 at 11:40AM
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Another great #HudsonUPress book! pic.twitter.com/vBn9uTD0lL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2019
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September 15, 2019 at 09:35AM
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Another great book from #HudsonUPress pic.twitter.com/EuTzV8k6tf
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2019
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September 15, 2019 at 07:35AM
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Happy Sunday! With Move-in weekend coming up, why not bring a book to pass the time while you stand in interminable lines? We’ve got some great books from Hudson University Press for you to consider, like this one. #HudsonUPress pic.twitter.com/ljNms5fKlC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 15, 2019
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September 15, 2019 at 05:35AM
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Saturday, September 14, 2019
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We’ll be doing a deep clean around campus over the next week. Please don’t mess anything up until after move-in day. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2019
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September 14, 2019 at 03:45PM
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Please Note: each student will receive just two passes to the special lunch being served on move-in day. One is for the student and the other is for their favorite parent. #ChooseWisely
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) September 14, 2019
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September 14, 2019 at 01:40PM
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