We’re not changing the name of Tripley Hall due to the recent allegations against Billy Tripley because it is technically named after his father- and he has a lot of money...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2019
We thought that over half of our residence hall rooms were broken into, but it turns out it was just 48% of rooms! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2019
Sorry, guys we didn’t want to alarm you all; only about half of the rooms in Tripley Hall were probably broken into. At this time nobody is in the Residence Hall offices, so you’ll just need to wait until you return to campus to find out if your room was hit. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2019
Hey, students! Are you enjoying your time back home this weekend? We wouldn’t want to ruin your holiday, but if you live in Tripley Hall, your dorm room was probably broken into.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2019
We don’t know why they pointed out that the person arrested was from Hudson. Shouldn’t “Florida Man” trump Hudson on stories like these? pic.twitter.com/FCZU5bMGzZ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2019
Happy Saturday! Did you survive Black Friday? Your valuables probably didn’t; many rooms in the dorm were broken into over the past two days. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2019
#DidYouKnow Hudson alumni who become serial killers elude the police for twice as long as alumni from other universities! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 30, 2019
#DidYouKnow that CBS once considered making “CSI: Hudson U”? It turned out they felt it would be too unbelievable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2019
It’s Black Friday on our T-Shirt store! All proceeds go to ensuring that staff paychecks do not bounce! https://t.co/cMlR1OjUa8
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2019
Things are so quiet around here- we’re making memes! pic.twitter.com/w2vfYlzwfL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2019
Remember when Charlie Brown came to Hudson? If so, can you forget you saw it? #FlashbackFriday pic.twitter.com/03B1SBpRfu
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2019
Hudson branded tasers, mace and switchblades are 25% off today only in the Hudson Bookstore! #ShopHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2019
It’s Black Friday in the Hudson Bookstore! All Hudson-Related True Crime Books are 40% off today only! Thousands of titles at amazing prices! #ShopHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2019
Contrary to the internet rumors, Martin Shkreli did not attend school at Hudson. Our alumni typically commit lower level fraud.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 29, 2019
Remember when our football team was under investigation? Ever remember a time when they were NOT under investigation? #ThrowbackThursday pic.twitter.com/zVA0zCJWRU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2019
Hey, TV news shows- Hudson will be empty tomorrow, so it will be an excellent time to film B-Roll! You can use it when you showcase a Hudson crime and need to show something to illustrate how tranquil the campus can be before things were shattered by an unthinkable crime.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2019
Tired of your families yet? Just think- you’ll be doing it all again in a month! #HudsonRealityCheck
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2019
We have become aware of this unofficial dinner taking place across the street from campus. Please be advised: this is most likely a trap. #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/JLhPCEgZNW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students are helping out at today’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? It’s part of their community service sentences! #HudsonPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2019
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! If your family members say bad things about Hudson University, let them know we’re probably not as bad as they think! Probably. #DefendHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2019
We wish you all safe travels this Thanksgiving! Don’t worry about your dorm room possibly getting broken into over the holiday weekend; your insurance will most likely cover everything. #SafeTravels
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 28, 2019
Again, we must object to a New York Ledger article. The allegation that Hudson University is “dominated” by an “illicit secret society” is false. Hudson’s dominant secret society is hardly “illicit”. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that you can specially reserve our Rose Garden for engagement photos for just $100 for two hours? We’ll even refund half of the fee if any police action occurs during your photo shoot!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
Don’t forget to mention this ad to “Last Known Photograph” for 25% off! pic.twitter.com/3YxU9ZOcts
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
Hudson researchers are finding answers to questions that will help all mankind. Questions like - Why do so many strange things happen in Florida? How does NYPD Detective Robert Goren know even the most obscure facts? Was Hudson built over an ancient burial ground? #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
As you head out to face your families this weekend, stay safe! Please note that the folks at “Last Known Photograph” will be in the student bookstore until 8PM this evening taking flattering pictures so if your family event turns out badly, you’ll look *FABULOUS* on Dateline NBC!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
We would like to remind you all that our campus security office will be closed over the weekend so that our security officers can enjoy the holiday with their families. Staying on campus? Maybe you should run over to the bookstore and buy a Hudson branded taser. #StaySafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
As you give thanks this Thanksgiving, why not give us some money as well? Your donations make our important research possible and ensure that Hudson payroll checks do not bounce. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that your drive home is probably more dangerous than our campus? (This May not be an accurate statement.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Please remember to speak highly of us during the inevitable Thanksgiving dinner discussion about how dangerous our campus is and how nobody can understand why you chose to attend/work/teach here. You’re not under oath, so why not stretch the truth?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
#DidYouKnow that Hudson waives all remaining tuition if you are indicted for a University related crime?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 27, 2019
Hudson’s Camp Crystal Lake is taking reservations for next summer! Want to give your kids an “interesting” summer? Book now!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2019
The feral, aggressive turkeys that hang out in the Rose Garden have figured out that it’s almost Thanksgiving and are on the attack. You’ve been warned! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson Marching Band was banned from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade by R.H. Macy himself? He found Hudson students to be “undesirable” and “untrustworthy”. #HudsonThanksgivingWeek
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2019
Gimbel’s banned our cheerleaders from their tree lighting ceremony because they scandalized Eliza Gimbel back in 1922 by exposing their bloomers. She considered them to be “brazen hussies”. #HudsonThanksgivingWeek
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2019
Hmm, why does this random captcha asking people to choose dangerous places feature so many Hudson locations? #HudsonIsSafe pic.twitter.com/wnxLvWjqxe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2019
Happy Tuesday! Are you still on campus this week? If so, why? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2019
Did you receive an e-mail that was supposedly from Dean Jeff Macaulay asking you to send him $500 in Cloud Nine gift cards? As it turns out the message did come from him, but it is still a scam. #YouCannotTrustAnyoneAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 26, 2019
Looking for a fun board game to play with your family over the holidays? This game is currently available! pic.twitter.com/xBmcPOHeXP
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
This “Murder Bowl” is fake because our football team is typically suspended from playing by the NCAA. #SettingTheRecordStraight pic.twitter.com/FAeYqMEwVT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
Will you be having Thanksgiving dinner with the family this year? Hudson University Crimes will most likely come up at the dinner table, so we’re providing this list of facts to counter the misinformation out there! #DefendHudson pic.twitter.com/F1Ny4v6QYO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
Technically, classes are still in session this week, but it seems that many people have already gone home. This saves our campus money, so technically we’re looking the other way this week. #HolidayWeek
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
We were apparently able to blunt some of the damage caused by yesterday’s “Don’t go to Hudson University” marathon on @USA_Network so we’ve been given a nice tray of bagels for our work. #MoneyWouldHaveBeenBetter
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
It’s Monday! Are you guys still around? Remember that the dorms stop serving food beginning at breakfast on Wednesday, but you won’t be completely on your own. We’re leaving turkey dinners in the dorm lounges! #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/WOP7YDHwor
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
Thank you for hanging out with us today during the @USA_Network “Don’t Go To Hudson University” Marathon! We are proud that we could present our side of the story. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to take a long shower. #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
ADA Dominick Carisi’s niece does come to Hudson! Now she gets a special “Hudson Friends” Discount! #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
We were actually happy when this political protests took place on campus. It distracted from the riot that took place the week before. #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
Okay, maybe this really did happen, but- uh, in our defense- um.... #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 25, 2019
Aren’t these scenes they filmed around campus great? Ignore the horrific Hudson University Crimes they’re depicting! #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
This is far fetched. We haven’t recruited football players for years because of our numerous NCAA suspensions and violations. #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
Yet another child of an NYPD Detective attending Hudson University! Would they send their kids to a dangerous “crime college”? #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
Our students do not commit such low level fraud as depicted here. Plus, our students are much better at covering their tracks. #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
See- NYPD Fin Tutuola’s son came to Hudson! Would an NYPD Detective allow his son to attend a dangerous university? #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
Yikes, Santeria? We don’t allow that around here at Hudson- at least, not anymore. #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
We’re live tweeting our responses to the “Don’t Go To Hudson University” Marathon on @USA_Network today. This episode is ridiculous- most our admitted students are wealthy and don’t need to take second jobs at sleazy bars! #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
Here’s a special preview of the Hudson University Magazine, which will be mailed out to Alumni next week! #HudsonMagazine pic.twitter.com/s591PJPlEx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
Happy Sunday! We’ll be responding to today’s “Don’t Go To Hudson University” on @USA_Network beginning at Noon EST! #ChooseHudson #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 24, 2019
The NYPD does NOT advise students to carry mace or a taser on campus. At least, not any more.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
Famed professor and murderess Nicole Wallace was killed and is no longer a threat to campus.......... we think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
The vicious rumor that a professor robbed students taking her class is completely untrue! She was a lecturer, not a professor. #SettingTheRecordStraight #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
#DidYouKnow that most Hudson University Extension courses can be taken online so you never have to step foot on campus? That’s quite a popular option for some reason. #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
Many Hudson computer science graduates go on to found highflying websites on the dark web! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
On average, Hudson students receive less stringent prison sentences than students at other crime ridden universities! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
Hudson T-Shirts make perfect gifts- whether you’re honoring a student, alumnus or just need a quick gag gift! https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
Our famed a capella group- the Hudson Process Servers- serve up tight melodies and NOT subpoenas in blue cover letters. #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
It has been over a month since anyone has found a body in our famous rose garden! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
The Hudson University campus is safer than the NYC Courthouse steps- about 0.03654% safer! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
Of the world’s least safe universities, Hudson University has one of the safest campuses! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
Happy Saturday! To counterbalance tomorrow’s “Don’t Go To Hudson University” Marathon on @USA_Network , we are sharing positive facts about Hudson today! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/e24GwvGDaC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 23, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/wHKR85tclf
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/cRmasAIs8p
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/1mjzYmGzrg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/VAsdKpIw5f
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2019
#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/kQWPbBvzeQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2019
Happy Friday! Because of Sunday’s “Don’t Go To Hudson” Marathon on @USA_Network , we are sharing reasons why Future students should #ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/HNZEyYwFGA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2019
We just got this memo. Thanks a lot USA! #WeekendCanceled pic.twitter.com/jtj3tXvT29
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2019
Did you see the Baby Driver? Not the movie, but the toddler who stole the security golf cart? #HudsonSecurity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 22, 2019
Did you see the staging of “Julius Caesar” in the quad? Please notify security immediately! That wasn’t a play & that guy was really stabbed. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow that the majority of actors who go buck wild after they become stars have taken at least one class from Hudson’s drama dept?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2019
Did you lose something? Hudson’s Lost & Found Department probably doesn’t have it, because it was most likely stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2019
#DidYouKnow that it’s just a “coincidence” that Hudson Press publishes so many books written by NYPD detectives? We’re certainly not trying to influence them to look the other way when Hudson administrators commit crimes. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2019
Still looking for that perfect gift? Why not choose yet another book we’ve published by former NYPD Detective Elliot Stabler? #HudsonPress pic.twitter.com/8dl3kucQFh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2019
Happy Thursday! Have you encountered a pack of mutant turkeys on campus? There’s no such thing as a mutant turkey, but if you see any please call Tripley Lab immediately and do not confront them. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2019
The Hudson U. Board of Directors denies claims by The New York Ledger that our campus is more dangerous than 1980’s era Action Park.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 21, 2019
Hudson University does NOT produce the most serial killers of any college. We’re number two on that list! #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2019
Are you an imposing person who can yell ‘you can’t go in there’ or ‘what’s this all about?’ at maverick NYPD detectives? We’re hiring!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2019
Warning: One of the feral dogs roaming the campus has rabies. We’re not sure which one, but be careful around them, okay? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2019
We’re hiring! A background check is required, but we can “waive” that “requirement”. #wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2019
We’re not sure why they threw shade at us, but congratulations, ADA Carisi on getting on the cover of this magazine with a strangely specific focus. #CongratsCarisi pic.twitter.com/3AKbUqRZ6V
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2019
Happy Wednesday! It sure is quiet out there this week before the holiday. Too quiet. #YouGuysPlanningSomething?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2019
#WeHaveBooks #HudsonPress pic.twitter.com/dFTdnlc2QM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 20, 2019
#WeHaveBooks #HudsonPress pic.twitter.com/IgDmZEZb7z
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2019
#TimeMachineTuesday Remember when “The Facts Of Life” did a very special episode about Hudson University? Applications dropped by 25% the following year. pic.twitter.com/zYx2zLffUP
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2019
#HudsonPress #WeHaveBooks pic.twitter.com/JS95Y9FBpd
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2019
Want more books? We have books! #HudsonPress pic.twitter.com/UYqz86IPDz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2019
Hudson University five years ago and today. (Our Dean Of Students wanted us to be ‘hip’ and ‘with it’ by latching onto a Twitter Meme.) pic.twitter.com/9pKQMcOVJL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2019
Happy Tuesday! #DidYouKnow that Hudson University does not serve food in the dorms during Thanksgiving Week? We’ll be leaving some Banquet turkey pot pies in the Student lounges for your “convenience”. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2019
Can you believe that Thanksgiving is next week? Contrary to popular belief, we do not serve common pigeons instead of turkey in our dining commons. Our pigeons are specially engineered by our insane scientist professors. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 19, 2019
Hudson may not have the safest campus and our student body might be filled with criminals, but, uh... #Apply2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2019
You may have heard the legend of a so-called “Hudson Thanksgiving Massacre” that took place in 1910 when a Hudson student stuck on campus committed several axe murders. Since only three people were killed by the crazed killer, it was hardly a massacre. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2019
PLEASE NOTE: Just because your professors might be taking an early vacation this week is no reason for you all to leave town already. The second most important policy is that attending class is required. The most important policy? No refunds.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2019
Looking for more books to buy that will make Hudson University Press more money? We’ve got more books! #HudsonPress pic.twitter.com/Ubur93a4lf
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2019
Hudson University Press has even more amazing books available for sale this holiday season! #HudsonPress pic.twitter.com/6xHnF9Yi48
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2019
Happy Monday! As we head towards the Thanksgiving Holiday, we’d like to remind you to defend us at the dining room table next week- “Hudson University: We’re not as bad as people think!” #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2019
#ChooseHudsonMed pic.twitter.com/aRwfbjUq7P
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 18, 2019
#ChooseHudsonMed pic.twitter.com/pJpNPu3Gkv
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2019
#ChooseHudsonMed pic.twitter.com/ZmEhTS9UYX
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2019
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2019
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2019
#ChooseHudsonMed pic.twitter.com/INRZQFBZaM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2019
It’s Sunday! Still looking for a medical provider during open enrollment? Why not consider Hudson? #ChooseHudsonMed pic.twitter.com/3vcYbNJljG
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 17, 2019
Looking for a snarky writer?!? We might know someone who is looking for a new job... #HudsonLayoffs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
We’re in the process of going through applications. Want your application to “stand out”? Are your parents wealthy? Hudson could use some sizable “donations” right now... #JustSaying
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
While we are perfectly fine with our honorary doctorate recipients using “Dr.” (Especially if they gave us a sizable “donation”) it is typically frowned upon by most other colleges. Some are okay with using the suffix as long as it is clear that the degree was honorary.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
#DidYouKnow that President Woodrow Wilson refused an honorary doctorate from Hudson because he didn’t want to be associated with our University?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
The “talent scouts” currently “auditioning” students in the quad are not from “American Idol;” They are from “America’s Most Wanted”. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
Donations to Hudson can be earmarked for anything you wish, like student scholarships, important research, legal fees, stronger lab cages to prevent irradiated rats from escaping, the library, etc. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
#KeepDreaming pic.twitter.com/uOKMNZLcI5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
It’s Saturday! Looking for a book to read while you wait in the airport this holiday season? #HudsonPress might have just the book you’re looking for! pic.twitter.com/S2EOSpPTD5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
We had another security breach and student information might have been exposed. Reading this tweet waives your right to sue. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 16, 2019
Netflix is now producing a documentary about the many crimes that Hudson students, alumni and professors have committed. #DontTalk2Netflix
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2019
Note to whomever was cultivating marijuana in the arboretum: the squirrels got into your stash and are aggressively looking for food.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2019
Campus security is currently being deposed. You’re on your own for an hour, kids! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2019
Please note: we are only giving partial credit to the students who took the class taught by NYPD Detective Goren this morning. It turns out he *did* learn enough about Quantum Mechanics from reading that book last night. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2019
ALERT: The “professor” currently giving a lecture in Profaci Hall is really just NYPD Detective Robert Goren engaged in one of his elaborate schemes to entrap someone. Apparently he read a book about Quantum Mechanics last night & thinks he can teach the course today. #KnowItAll
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2019
Happy Friday! Please remember to behave yourselves over the weekend- we’d like to stay off the front page of the Ledger for once! #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Even “The Twilight Zone” threw a ton of shade at us! pic.twitter.com/E8zj22lHnY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 15, 2019
Looking to give us some money for a slightly amusing and obscure T-Shirt? Click here- https://t.co/uDiRKyHVP3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2019
Applying to Hudson and need some tips for staying alive? NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola has you covered! #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/MIjAAsXElm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2019
#ThrowbackThursday Mr. Rogers once visited our beautiful campus! pic.twitter.com/OrP77BxXvh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2019
Looking for a new credit card whose usurious fees benefit us? Sign up for the Hudson University MasterCard! sign up today and get a FREE T-Shirt! #HudsonUCares pic.twitter.com/HIhk5JgHwn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2019
Even dogs aren’t immune from the dangers of drugs! #DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/2B59AVylnq
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) November 14, 2019