#HappyNewYear2020 pic.twitter.com/DkR2tg5U84
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 1, 2020
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December 31, 2019 at 09:10PM
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Tuesday, December 31, 2019
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Happy New Year! #DidYouKnow that to our knowledge, no crimes have occurred on campus so far this year? pic.twitter.com/dC0914nNuo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 1, 2020
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December 31, 2019 at 09:05PM
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Good night, folks! Did we do a good job of hiding the fact that we scheduled our tweets today?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 1, 2020
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December 31, 2019 at 04:35PM
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Our dean of students would like to remind you to not do anything she wouldn’t do tonight! (She’s kind of a freak, so there’s very few things she wouldn’t do.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2019
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December 31, 2019 at 02:05PM
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Wow, what a day out there, huh? It’s all cold and stuff, right? #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2019
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December 31, 2019 at 12:05PM
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Was there a murder on campus today? Odds are, there were... #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2019
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December 31, 2019 at 10:05AM
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Odds are, somebody did something on campus that was regrettable. We apologize for their actions! #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2019
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December 31, 2019 at 08:05AM
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There’s crazy stuff happening today, isn’t there? Weird, Wacky Stuff! #PreScheduledTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2019
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December 31, 2019 at 06:01AM
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It’s the last day of the year and everyone is off! We’ve been authorized to send out scheduled tweets today! #PleaseBearWithUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2019
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December 31, 2019 at 04:00AM
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Monday, December 30, 2019
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The Hudson Criminal Justice Prize Committee is accepting nominations for 2020! Despite what you may have heard, the award is not “cursed”, though past winners did include Det. Chester Lake, Det. Tony Profaci, CSU Dale Stuckey, ADA Sonya Paxton uh, maybe there is a curse...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 31, 2019
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December 30, 2019 at 04:15PM
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We’re hiring new receptionists! Can you make smart aleck remarks to investigators while you busily sort mail? Uselessly shout “you can’t go in there!” while NYPD detectives barge past you? Submit your resume in Branch Hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2019
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December 30, 2019 at 02:10PM
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It has come to our attention that our chancellor may have “incorrectly claimed” that he once won the Humboldt Prize, that he was the famed artist Banksy, that Steven Hawking once called him “the smartest person he knew” and that he was qualified to be a University chancellor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2019
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December 30, 2019 at 12:10PM
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ALERT: Somebody spilled red paint on the steps in front of Branch Hall- that isn’t blood out there. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2019
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December 30, 2019 at 10:10AM
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Wow, many of you folks are very judgmental about how we’re spending our day drinking box wine. If you had to deal with ridiculous crimes and hysterical members of the media looking for “information” about “crimes”, you’d be getting drunk on box wine too! #WineEasesThePain
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2019
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December 30, 2019 at 08:01AM
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Since most of our management team members are in undisclosed locations due to the holidays (and aggressive process servers) we are having “wine Wednesday” early this week! #TheyDoNotReadTheseTweets
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2019
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December 30, 2019 at 06:55AM
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Happy Monday! The greatest thing about the new year around here is that the number of crimes year to date goes from <CENSORED> to 0! #WeAreNotAllowedToReleaseCrimeNumbers
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 30, 2019
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December 30, 2019 at 04:50AM
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Sunday, December 29, 2019
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#HudsonUMythBusting Hudson is not one of the possible locations where Jimmy Hoffa might be buried.... we think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2019
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December 29, 2019 at 03:00PM
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Hudson University would like to remind our students that we do not recommend they go to Times Square n New Years Eve. Not because it’s dangerous, but because students keep getting arrested for public drunkenness and we’d like to avoid the controversy.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2019
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December 29, 2019 at 01:00PM
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Twenty years ago, our famed business school had a groundbreaking forum- “Enron: Business of Tomorrow”. That forum topic didn’t age well. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2019
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December 29, 2019 at 11:55AM
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#DidYouKnow that the only place in the United States that experienced Y2K unrest twenty years ago was Hudson University? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2019
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December 29, 2019 at 09:50AM
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We think that guy dressed as “Father Time 2019” in the quad is really NYPD Detective Robert Goren, playing his usual games to entrap someone. As long as he doesn’t start dressing as “Baby New Year”, we should be okay. #HeIsNotFoolingAnyone
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2019
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December 29, 2019 at 07:50AM
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Happy Sunday! As we begin to count the days until the new year begins, we are reminded that the deadline for getting a tax deduction for donating money is near, so give us your money, please? Our legal bills won’t pay themselves! #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 29, 2019
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December 29, 2019 at 05:45AM
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Come and get it https://t.co/8MmgUee4l3 https://t.co/vuu69pbAdz
— Law & Order Podcast (@lawandorderpod) December 29, 2019
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December 28, 2019 at 11:08PM
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Saturday, December 28, 2019
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ALERT: Make sure your family isn’t watching Investigation Discovery today! #TrustUs pic.twitter.com/ywmDGiypLp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2019
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December 28, 2019 at 03:25PM
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Serena Southerlyn has turned her renowned seminar on how to deal with being interrogated by the NYPD into a full fledged certificate course! She’s still got a grudge against the NYC DA, so her class will help you stick it to them! #HudsonExtension pic.twitter.com/kxbP4zksmF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2019
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December 28, 2019 at 01:25PM
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Okay, we have been advised that Hudson WILL make payroll this month, regardless of whether you buy our stuff. #BuyOurStuff https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 pic.twitter.com/ioyMz8MaNC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2019
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December 28, 2019 at 11:15AM
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#DidYouKnow that we have stuff you can buy? How else will we make payroll this month? https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 pic.twitter.com/I3CYNu7OMf
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2019
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December 28, 2019 at 11:05AM
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Are you a small business owner who can’t slow down for a second, even when a police detective is asking you questions about what you might have seen happening outside your bodega? #HudsonExtension’s “Multi-Tasking Seminar” will teach you to talk and stock shelves simultaneously!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2019
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December 28, 2019 at 09:35AM
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Learn the ins and outs of “creative” accounting with #HudsonExtension! “Hollywood Accounting 10A” will teach you how to turn a hit movie that made hundreds of millions of dollars into a money losing flop for profit sharing purposes. This is a popular class that fills up fast!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2019
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December 28, 2019 at 07:30AM
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Happy Saturday! Today, we would like to highlight some of the non-traditional certificate programs offered by Hudson University Extension! Too scared to step foot on campus? Pay us to teach you online! #HudsonExtension
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2019
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December 28, 2019 at 05:25AM
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Friday, December 27, 2019
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We don’t think that group of clowns currently massing in the quad are students... any volunteers want to ask them what they want?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 28, 2019
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December 27, 2019 at 04:50PM
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@kevinpflynn & @reblavoie my hubby was thrilled with his new pillow! pic.twitter.com/L760eUkl9c
— 🌵AZ-SnapSchotts📷 (@SnapSchotts) December 27, 2019
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December 27, 2019 at 03:53PM
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On behalf of Dean Gilmore and the entire board of Hudson University, we would like to apologize to NYPD Detective Robert Goren for Dean Gilmore’s unfortunate comments to the NY Ledger about Det. Goren being a “Nut job” and “unstable”. Though have you met that guy? <Cuckoo>!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2019
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December 27, 2019 at 02:55PM
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Please note that our campus public safety unit is out of the office. If you encounter aggressive squirrels on campus, you’re on your own! You can always try throwing a shoe at the alpha squirrel to establish your dominance. Be careful- they have rabies!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2019
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December 27, 2019 at 12:55PM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson University’s special NYPD precinct is the busiest in all of NYC? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2019
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December 27, 2019 at 10:55AM
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Okay, if a security badge went missing, it might have just been found. So everything should be cool now. #SighofRelief
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2019
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December 27, 2019 at 08:55AM
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Until further notice, please assume anyone with a Hudson U. Security badge to be possibly dangerous.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2019
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December 27, 2019 at 06:50AM
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Happy Friday! Did anyone find a Hudson U. Security Badge anywhere on campus? Asking for a friend.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2019
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December 27, 2019 at 04:50AM
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Thursday, December 26, 2019
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#FinWordsOfWisdom Is this really a thing? pic.twitter.com/yWjQEnrDjY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 27, 2019
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December 26, 2019 at 04:35PM
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#ThrowbackThursday Even Perry Mason featured our campus! pic.twitter.com/hzPDL2kQYl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2019
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December 26, 2019 at 02:35PM
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Didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas? Hudson University Press has plenty of intriguing books for sale! #BuyOurBooks pic.twitter.com/bXCnYFb85F
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2019
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December 26, 2019 at 12:30PM
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#ThrowbackThursday “Unsolved Mysteries” came to campus and featured us on many episodes! pic.twitter.com/eHc4PzbNgy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2019
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December 26, 2019 at 10:30AM
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#BrunchAtHudson Briscoe’s is open everyday for an “interesting” brunch. Here are some of their amazing Brunch Specials! pic.twitter.com/rSjKjiCQf0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2019
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December 26, 2019 at 08:30AM
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#ThrowbackThursday Remember when Retired NYPD Detective John Munch came to campus? That was great! pic.twitter.com/rbtph2IMFm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2019
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December 26, 2019 at 06:25AM
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Happy Thursday! As you stand in line, returning gifts to the store, remember Hudson’s most important policy- “No Refunds”. #NoRefunds
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2019
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December 26, 2019 at 04:15AM
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Wednesday, December 25, 2019
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They’re showing this tonight- don’t let your family members watch it! pic.twitter.com/kW4Y4lWd05
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 26, 2019
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December 25, 2019 at 04:40PM
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Hey, they’re running this report again. Anyone remember if this was flattering to us? pic.twitter.com/JmCs49XDRM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2019
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December 25, 2019 at 02:35PM
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#HudsonFact pic.twitter.com/dKOHwjej9q
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2019
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December 25, 2019 at 12:05PM
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#HudsonFact pic.twitter.com/T9LJHs9JYU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2019
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December 25, 2019 at 10:05AM
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We’re using the holiday to highlight some false information you might have seen on FacePlace. #HudsonFacts pic.twitter.com/e9B8I7RJph
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2019
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December 25, 2019 at 08:01AM
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Did you pick any of the oranges from campus trees to serve to your Christmas guests? You can probably take advantage of the 10% Hudson discount at Ferryman’s Funeral Parlors!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2019
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December 25, 2019 at 06:15AM
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Merry Christmas from everyone here at Hudson University! #MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/ugYcpWDiuO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 25, 2019
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December 25, 2019 at 04:01AM
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Tuesday, December 24, 2019
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Hey alums, do you need a tax deduction and want to support Hudson? Just need a tax deduction? #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2019
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December 24, 2019 at 02:05PM
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There’s still time to get great Hudson University gifts!#HudsonGiftIdeas pic.twitter.com/RlSMwnfekV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2019
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December 24, 2019 at 12:05PM
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Your donations allow us to hire world renowned lecturers like famed author Jessica Fletcher, who taught several courses on campus and has suspiciously been tied to hundreds of murders. #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2019
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December 24, 2019 at 10:50AM
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Dolphins can be trained to save drowning victims and our researchers have proved it! (Though the dolphins we trained did eventually learn to drown people as well.) #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2019
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December 24, 2019 at 08:40AM
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When FedEx donated $2,000,000 to us, we coincidentally discovered that most people don’t care about their packages arriving on time and enjoy sitting at home all day waiting for their delivery. #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2019
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December 24, 2019 at 06:30AM
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It’s Christmas Eve and we’re still required to come into work while our management team “works from home”. #YeahRight. Today we’re sharing some of our important research and how your donations make that research possible. #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2019
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December 24, 2019 at 04:20AM
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Monday, December 23, 2019
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This year’s flu shots administered by the Student Health department might actually *give* people the flu. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 24, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 04:50PM
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There are a ton of Hudson exposés scheduled to drop in the first half of next year and they are all really, really, bad! #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 02:50PM
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Our security department found some suspicious human bones buried in the Rose Garden. They were secretly “relocated” to NYU to take those high and mighty NYUers down a peg. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 12:40PM
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Okay, our human resource office has advised us to stop calling less important employees “regular employees”. #SorryFolks
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 11:02AM
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Regular employees- if you complete your tasks, you may leave up to ten minutes early this evening! #MoraleBoost
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 10:57AM
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We have heard that many Hudson execs are calling into various campus offices from their holiday/vacation sites which is causing morale problems since we are making our regular employees work today. Execs: Please refrain from calling in until after the new year. #Workaround
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 10:54AM
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Hudson board members invested a lot of the endowment’s funds with WeWork- which means that a lot of Hudson staff will be getting NoWork after January First. Our board, however, will get raises. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 10:40AM
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Hudson University almost lost several of its accreditations, but last minute “donations” to the accreditation committees resulted in Hudson becoming full accredited! #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 08:30AM
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Since nobody is really here or paying attention today, we’re doing a #BadNewsDump! We handed out 32 automatic 4.0’s last quarter to lucky students whose roommates died! We anticipate having to rescind half of them after the police investigations determine cause of death.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 06:25AM
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It’s Monday and most everyone has left for the holidays or is already enjoying them at home. Not us, though. #HudsonManagementSaysWeCannotWorkAtHome
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 23, 2019
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December 23, 2019 at 04:20AM
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Sunday, December 22, 2019
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“While the campus may have looked like a winter wonderland on the outside, the inside of Tripley Hall looked like Hell on Earth.” #HireUsToWriteForYou
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2019
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December 22, 2019 at 03:35PM
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#DidYouKnow that if you include TEN proof of purchase labels from specially marked Tripley Toys products with your Hudson University application you automatically qualify for early admission? #WeSupportBillyTripley #WeAreNotProudOfThat
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2019
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December 22, 2019 at 01:35PM
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Hey, alumni! We’ll be calling you for donations over the next few weeks. Want to opt out? Call 1-800-TOUGHLUCK!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2019
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December 22, 2019 at 11:35AM
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#DidYouKnow that if you commit a crime and are a student, the first thing the press will note about you in the write-up is that you are a student at Hudson University? #unfairToUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2019
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December 22, 2019 at 09:30AM
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Happy Quiet Sunday! Take advantage of the solitude on campus by walking along one of our “safely lit” paths! #AtYourOwnRisk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2019
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December 22, 2019 at 07:30AM
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Happy Sunday! We don’t think these are real comic books, but they are kinda funny! pic.twitter.com/rHCbiVhFQT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 22, 2019
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December 22, 2019 at 05:15AM
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Saturday, December 21, 2019
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The roaming pack of wild dogs cannot be tamed, but if you’re aggressive enough, they may think you’re their leader. If you can trick them into thinking you’re their leader please try to get them to leave our campus and go to NYU instead. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2019
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December 21, 2019 at 03:10PM
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Some of the robots in our top secret Robot Lab have gained sentience and are rampaging. If you come across one of them, call 9-1-1 immediately. Let the dispatcher know where you’re seeing the robot, your name and who we should notify as your next of kin. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2019
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December 21, 2019 at 01:10PM
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The dolphins housed in the basement of Tripley Lab have violently killed several of their keepers and are legit scary. #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2019
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December 21, 2019 at 11:00AM
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There’s currently a possible serial killer working our campus known internally as the “Headless Hudson Huntress” who removes the heads of her victims. Officially, we’re supposed to claim that her victims lost their heads before they stepped foot on campus. #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2019
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December 21, 2019 at 09:55AM
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#DidYouKnow that we have a full department solely devoted to dealing with true crime shows, news programs and podcasts based on Hudson crimes? Literally millions of dollars is spent to try to put the best spin on terrible, terrible publicity. #HudsonTruth
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2019
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December 21, 2019 at 07:50AM
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Our management says we can post whatever we want today as long as we post this graphic. #TheyWillRegretIt pic.twitter.com/7qBCoqgPtl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2019
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December 21, 2019 at 05:45AM
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Friday, December 20, 2019
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#DidYouNotice that Briscoe’s Cafe doesn’t have sharp knives? There’s a very good reason for that, but we can’t say what it is until after the related trial is over.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 21, 2019
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December 20, 2019 at 04:15PM
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Hmm, this seems believable. #FinWordsOfWisdom pic.twitter.com/PdxB4VSy1u
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2019
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December 20, 2019 at 02:51PM
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#Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/P8Hnwg1JZr
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2019
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December 20, 2019 at 02:15PM
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#Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/TbQVT3uIM2
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December 20, 2019 at 12:50PM
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#Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/ZTOAslFsRE
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2019
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December 20, 2019 at 10:50AM
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#Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/EsWXVN9R1n
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2019
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December 20, 2019 at 08:50AM
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#Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/smVA9nLPSC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2019
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December 20, 2019 at 06:50AM
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Happy Friday! Campus is (pardon the expression) dead and it is freezing cold out there. Is anyone still around and reading this? #HudsonIsDead
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2019
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December 20, 2019 at 04:50AM
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Thursday, December 19, 2019
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An angry alum just called in to ask us if we thought we were being funny by tweeting out those memes. We don’t think we are, though if a Hollywood exec thinks we’re funny we would totally quit this job in a second and head out west. #SomebodySaveUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 20, 2019
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December 19, 2019 at 04:15PM
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Okay, someone ratted us out, but we didn’t all get fired, unfortunately. So, uh, #Donate2Hudson? #SomebodySaveUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2019
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December 19, 2019 at 02:10PM
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Hmm, would taking “Gato Elegante” warm us up or kill us? Either side effect would be welcome here in this freezing dump. #FinWordsOfWisdom pic.twitter.com/ZDkrw9zMUp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2019
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December 19, 2019 at 12:05PM
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Is this really a thing? #ProbablyNot #FinWordsOfWisdom pic.twitter.com/a2cRIfhDy5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2019
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December 19, 2019 at 10:05AM
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Since our management is making us freeze in here while they stay home, we’re sharing random memes!#FinWordsOfWisdom pic.twitter.com/eCxueeksYb
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2019
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December 19, 2019 at 08:55AM
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This one is even about Hudson! #FinWordsOfWisdom pic.twitter.com/uwSOJUPJLg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2019
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December 19, 2019 at 06:05AM
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Happy Thursday! If you haven’t made your way to campus yet, remember to bring an extra thick coat. The higher ups have ordered us to shut off the heaters so it is currently freezing on campus. #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2019
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December 19, 2019 at 04:45AM
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Wednesday, December 18, 2019
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ALERT: Due to severe weather, the Hudson University Administration Building will be closed for the rest of the week. Everyone else is still expected to come into work.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 05:03PM
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Our campus acapella group- The Process Servers- will be performing holiday favorites in the quad this evening. But be careful- there are actual process servers roaming campus and serving up subpoenas instead of holiday cheer. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 19, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 04:10PM
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Due to the Snow Squallmageddon, it is extremely quiet on campus and (mostly) crime-free. #SnowSquall
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 03:32PM
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Despite the rumors, Hudson University’s Tripley Lab is NOT responsible for today’s “Snow Squall” and we definitely do not have murderous, trained dolphins in there either. #WeThink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 03:28PM
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A drone will be flying over our campus to film B-Roll for true crime documentaries and news reports. Please do not shoot it down, throw rocks at it or flip it off. #BeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 02:35PM
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We also have CSI: Hudson T-Shirts! Show the world that you’re willing to associate yourself with “Murder U.” https://t.co/fUetxAznXA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 12:40PM
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Still looking for amazing gifts? Why not buy one of these snazzy new shower curtains? Help us make payroll next week and buy one! #HudsonNeedsTheMoney https://t.co/n3UNNOsZvw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 10:05AM
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The Hudson Medical Center will be having its holiday party tonight, so you’ll probably want to take your medical emergencies to New York Presbyterian/Columbia University Hospital for the next few days. #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 08:01AM
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Hudson’s ineffectual security team will be taking two weeks off for the holidays. If you have an emergency on campus, please wait until you drag yourself off campus before calling 9-1-1. The police will be more likely to help you and we don’t get dinged! #BeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 06:55AM
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Happy Wednesday! You might have noticed that it has been taking longer for our help desk to answer phone calls. That’s because they are severely understaffed, but don’t worry- while we won’t be hiring more staff, we will be assigning existing staff more to do. #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 18, 2019 at 04:25AM
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Tuesday, December 17, 2019
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We did a study and only 44% of Hudson parents were deemed to be insane. #HudsonPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 17, 2019 at 08:53PM
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Our world renowned Crime Scene Forensics program offers hands on experience, just steps away from and sometimes in the lecture hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 18, 2019
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December 17, 2019 at 04:55PM
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ALERT: Somebody spilled red paint on the steps in front of Branch Hall- that isn’t blood out there. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2019
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December 17, 2019 at 02:55PM
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Are you still looking for the perfect gift? You’ll never find one, so why not just give people one of our t-shirts? https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 #WeNeedMoney
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2019
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December 17, 2019 at 12:50PM
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Our research is never affected by outside donations. It is just a coincidence that our recent research found that retail workers enjoy making minimum wage after Cloud Nine donated millions to us. #InnocentHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2019
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December 17, 2019 at 10:35AM
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If you want to make a lasting impact on the world, donate to a deserving charity. If you want to help us fight bad publicity and endless lawsuits, #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2019
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December 17, 2019 at 08:25AM
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If you see a crisis PR campaign, chances are it was designed by a graduate of our World Class Crisis PR Certificate Program! Learn from the pros who have heard and seen it all! Enroll now! #HudsonCrisis
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2019
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December 17, 2019 at 06:25AM
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It’s Tuesday! Are you still on campus? If so- why? #GetOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2019
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December 17, 2019 at 04:10AM
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Monday, December 16, 2019
OfficialHudsonU New Tweet!
Could you do us a favor when you go home for the holidays? If your family wants to watch a Netflix documentary called “Bloody Campus: Terror at Hudson”, suggest they watch something else, like maybe “Schitt’s Creek” or “MST3K”. If they still insist, unplug the wireless router.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 17, 2019
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December 16, 2019 at 04:30PM
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It has come to our attention that batty NYPD Detective Robert Goren is one of the Santas in the quad, trying to entrap a Professor. You can tell which one he is because he roped his partner into dressing like Mrs. Claus. Why does she put up with him? #GorenIsCrazy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2019
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December 16, 2019 at 02:20PM
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Be careful out there! Smarmy process servers who are dressed as Santa Claus are handing out subpoenas in the quad. Maybe this year it will be *Santa* getting run over by a reindeer. #NotAThreat
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2019
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December 16, 2019 at 12:20PM
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A #HudsonFact to share with your family over the holidays- Hudson is no longer the most dangerous place in Manhattan- that dishonor now belongs to the steps in front of the courthouse! Smarmy, acquitted defendants are always getting shot while they gloat about their win.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2019
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December 16, 2019 at 10:15AM
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So that our staff may enjoy the holidays with their families, Hudson University offices will be closed next week. So that our upper management can afford to attend an “educational conference” in Barbados, Hudson staff will not be paid during the holiday. #AnyoneHiring?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2019
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December 16, 2019 at 08:10AM
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The dorms will be closing this evening at 5PM, opening again after the winter holidays. Can’t go home for the holidays? Not our problem. #GetOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2019
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December 16, 2019 at 06:05AM
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It’s Monday! Finals are over and campus is very, very quiet. A perfect time for true crime shows to film B-Roll of a “peaceful, serene campus that will be shaken to its core by a horrific murder”. #FilmHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 16, 2019
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December 16, 2019 at 04:05AM
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Sunday, December 15, 2019
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Looking for a perfect gift for your Hudson student? Why not get them a television? They’ll probably need a new one after their current one gets stolen out of their dorm room. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 15, 2019
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December 15, 2019 at 03:15PM
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About that last tweet- Legal would like us to mention that we do not condone the commission of criminal acts that result in you sitting opposite a skeptical Josh Mankiewicz while the audience tries to guess if you are being interviewed in a prison library or your own home.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 15, 2019
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December 15, 2019 at 01:10PM
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Did you know that Hudson University is nearing its 1,000th mention on Dateline NBC? Will the 1,000th mention be YOU? #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 15, 2019
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December 15, 2019 at 11:10AM
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Our Vice Chancellor is still looking for help with his backbreaking move. Need an A? Maybe he can hook you up if you help him move! #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 15, 2019
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December 15, 2019 at 09:05AM
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We have a gift for our valued Hudson Alumni who are current on their membership dues- the newest edition of our magazine! It now contains just 49% ads and shameless donation pleas! #WeAreHudson pic.twitter.com/qdiRi9yDd6
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 15, 2019
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December 15, 2019 at 07:05AM
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Happy Sunday! As we wrap up finals on campus and send our current students on their way back home, we’d like to remind Hudson parents of our most important Hudson policy- NO REFUNDS. #HappyHolidays
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 15, 2019
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December 15, 2019 at 05:00AM
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Saturday, December 14, 2019
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#HudsonAppreciationDay pic.twitter.com/3cvpeCgOaf
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 14, 2019
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December 14, 2019 at 03:05PM
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#HudsonAppreciationDay pic.twitter.com/L4Bt7c06Q5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 14, 2019
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December 14, 2019 at 01:05PM
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Since our paychecks cleared, we will NOT be selling answer keys under the table. If you have already placed an order, your Venmo account will be refunded. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 14, 2019
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December 14, 2019 at 12:30PM
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We’re happy around here! Our paychecks all cleared! pic.twitter.com/lx1thFrPH6
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 14, 2019
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December 14, 2019 at 11:21AM
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#HudsonAppreciationDay pic.twitter.com/RfjebVVCQ0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 14, 2019
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December 14, 2019 at 11:05AM
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#HudsonAppreciationDay pic.twitter.com/GCXQbQiAg5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 14, 2019
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December 14, 2019 at 09:05AM
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#HudsonAppreciationDay pic.twitter.com/WFKDo6oRT3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) December 14, 2019
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December 14, 2019 at 07:05AM
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