Do you need a decent place on campus to take parents or guests? Why not try Briscoe’s Restaurant? It looks classy and it passed its latest health department inspection!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 1, 2020
Hudson University was not founded by a criminal group of pirates. Our founders had given up violent piracy before they tried to clean up their reputations by founding a university. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
We’re stunned by today’s NY Ledger article that claims that Hudson University turns students into criminals. Maybe we’re just the preferred college for criminals!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
The New York Ledger continues to be unfair to us. The vast majority of our students are still alive by the time they graduate!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
A word of warning to our visitors- if you’re using dating apps on campus at any time, always swipe left! Always left! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
Some safety facts about our campus! #SettingTheRecordStraight pic.twitter.com/qK4JtUYt9r
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
Thanks to a generous gift of $25 Million from Billy Tripley and Tripley Toys, we now have additional funding for free legal assistance for students. You’d better hurry, though- this funding will probably get used up fast around here. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
Things are getting tense at the admin building. Detective Robert Goren was able to waltz in and arrest a vice chancellor without anyone yelling at him that he couldn’t go in there. So guess what- we’ve got a job opening! #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
It has come to our attention that retired NYPD Detective John Munch has been claiming that we have ties to the Illuminati. That’s preposterous! We cut our ties with the Illuminati a few weeks ago. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
FYI: Logan’s Pub will not be “too careful” when checking IDs this weekend, if you catch our drift. #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University offers a generous scholarship endowed by the Luscious Grape website? We have a hard time finding people willing to accept it for some reason. pic.twitter.com/NSiUbwQdji
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
It’s Friday! Are you planning to have any wild Super Bowl festivities over the weekend? Please behave yourselves, but if you get caught, tell the arresting officer that you are an NYU student. #BeCareful
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
The talent scouts currently auditioning students in the quad are not from “American Idol;” They are from “America’s Most Wanted”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 31, 2020
Donations to Hudson can be earmarked for anything you wish, like student scholarships, important research, legal fees, stronger lab cages to prevent irradiated rats from escaping, the library, etc. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
#DidYouKnow that they never caught The Hudson Strangler? Don’t worry, though, he is most likely either dead or too old to kill people. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
#DidYouKnow that CBS once considered making “CSI: Hudson U”? It turned out they felt it would be too unbelievable. https://t.co/fUetxAznXA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
#IsThisARealThing? pic.twitter.com/pa7u84xAkx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
Need more books? We’ve got books! #HudsonPress pic.twitter.com/NR7C7gaAka
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
#BeDifferent pic.twitter.com/jrIjDk54xO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
#DidYouKnow that famed murder author Jessica Fletcher once taught at Hudson University? Strangely enough, the murder rate dropped in her hometown and noticeably rose at a Hudson when she was here. In any case, they’re making a toy featuring a possible murderess. pic.twitter.com/eFnxdsrpG8
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
Have you seen this ad? Don’t fall for it! We’re fairly certain she’s dead. Probably. pic.twitter.com/N5DrOyI7vg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
Hudson University was voted the safest University of all the most dangerous universities in the world! #HudsonPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
Do you find yourself needing to know conveniently useful facts to solve crimes? We’ve got just the book for you! #BuyOurBooks pic.twitter.com/A2r0kUftEh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
It seems everyone is getting in on this. #DoNotWatch pic.twitter.com/fggJ64j2eK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
It’s Thursday! We would like to remind you all that sports betting is illegal on campus, but Professor Fisher is offering great odds, so go ahead and place a bet with her while we look the other way. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University students traditionally have Spring Breaks that end up profiled on such shows as Dateline NBC, Forensic Files, 48 Hours, and 20/20?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 30, 2020
Hey parents- get the lowdown on the latest drug trends and fads from NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola in his latest book from Hudson University Press! pic.twitter.com/m2C7iK73ku
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
Want to learn about some borderline legal interrogation techniques? Former NYPD Detective Eliot Stabler has a slew of them in this Hudson University Press book! #BuyOurBooks pic.twitter.com/Qi0JwZo63b
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
Wow, you guys really did it so far this year- 500 Hudson related indictments and it’s still January! That’s an all-time Record. #OnlyAtHudson pic.twitter.com/6n7PWofpAR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
The alumni magazine now features a section listing alums on trial and/or newly incarcerated. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
Want a book on crazy @FacePlaceNow conspiracy theories? Hudson University Press has you covered! #BuyOurBooks pic.twitter.com/JJxFS9dAPY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
H.H. Holmes, the notorious murderer did not attend Hudson. He actually was an adjunct professor for a semester before his fraud was uncovered. He didn’t actually murder anyone on campus. We think. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
Hudson University Press has asked us to announce that former NYC ADA Serena Southerlyn’s book is now back in stock at the campus bookstore! pic.twitter.com/pNOzIo1MWC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson keeps its own paramedics and ambulances on campus? They are typically extremely busy...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
Normally we reserve our honorary degrees for people who donate large sums of money or powerful government officials who can get us out of a jam, but we are excited to present these honorary degrees to @reblavoie and @kevinpflynn for mentioning us on their podcast! pic.twitter.com/VDVcP9WyYT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
We’ve suspected that there’s a mole in our organization for awhile now and maybe the guest on this (in our reality) true crime podcast is him. Give @lawandorderpod a listen! https://t.co/3HZqvlb3Xz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
At Hudson, you’ll find many opportunities to satisfy your court mandated community service- all on campus! #WhyNotHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
It’s Wednesday! The Hudson Hotel is now taking reservations for Valentine’s Day! #NotJustForHalloween pic.twitter.com/I1eXCdwKX0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
As a Hudson student, you probably have community service that you need to do as part of a court sentence. Why not get it over with by helping us round up escaped, radioactive squirrels? #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 29, 2020
Hudson has a top notch crime scene investigation program with many opportunities to get hands on experience! Why just get pretend experience when you can get actual experience on real crime scenes at Hudson? #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2020
#HappyDataPrivacyDay! Please be advised- Hudson affiliates may have had their personal data stolen from our servers. #ItIsNotIronic
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2020
Today is #NationalHaveFunAtWorkDay! Please be advised that we do NOT celebrate that day here at Hudson. #DoNotTryIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2020
Next Monday we’ll be doing the annual hosing down of Fraternity Row at 6AM. Please make sure you aren’t passed out in a gutter that morning- you will get wet! #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2020
ALERT: Please don’t flush radioactive materials down campus toilets. Not that anyone associated with Tripley Lab has ever done anything like that. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2020
Please ignore that last tweet. Our fire suppression systems are first rate! (For 1942) #HudsonIsSafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2020
It’s Tuesday! Please ignore the fire sirens currently blaring at Tripley Hall- it’s a false alarm. Our fire prevention systems never work! #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2020
Someone asked us if we should be allowing crime shows to film on campus if we don’t like how we’re being portrayed. Good question! Issuing film permits is extremely lucrative and a large source of income for our campus, so we have no plans to stop doing it. #GoToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 28, 2020
We have been made aware of some comments made by our Executive Dean about how he doesn’t care about Hudson employees or their families. Hudson management is taking the situation very seriously and hopes the comments are forgotten so that they don’t have to do anything about them.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2020
We have dusted off these Valentine’s Day themed t-shirts just in time for the holiday! We don’t know why they don’t sell well, but they’re now just $5 each! #HudsonBargains pic.twitter.com/Yx6Urlzq8k
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2020
We would like to deny the rumors that Hudson University’s Tripley Lab was responsible for Mr. Peanut’s death. Yes, we did create him in a horrific, freak experiment 104 years ago but we’re not responsible for his death. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2020
#DidYouKnow that our dining commons food was deemed to be “edible” by the FDA? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2020
#DidYouKnow that preferred seating is available in most lecture halls for an additional fee? Contact Hudson’s Concierge Desk for more information. #GiveUsMoney
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2020
Looking for some Hudson Swag? We’ve got some here: https://t.co/Zr0C8S6Bbc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2020
It’s Monday! Those bookmakers in the quad taking bets on the Super Bowl are operating illegally. Just because they’re professors doesn’t mean they can be trusted. #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 27, 2020
Due to an unforeseen circumstance of forgetting to pay the gas bill, there’s no heat in the dorms today. Is it too cold in your room? Wear your thickest coat!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2020
ALERT: Some Guy is running an illegal three card monte game around campus. Please notify campus security if you see him. He is described as being a middle aged, balding man and is a Hudson professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2020
#DidYouKnow that most CEOs who resign in disgrace after a scandal went to Hudson University’s Tripley School of Business?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2020
Happy Sunday! Brunch at Briscoe’s has returned today after yesterday’s fumigation. Try a half price Mimosa!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2020
Can you uselessly shout “You can’t go in there!” while an NYPD Detective barges into a conference room? We might have a job for you!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2020
Have you run into the Hudson mascot yet? If so, call 911. We don’t know who that guy is & he’s not affiliated with Hudson.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 26, 2020
Hudson may not have the safest campus and our student body might be filled with criminals, but, uh... #Apply2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2020
You never know who you’ll bump into on our campus! That’s why we have an assortment of Hudson University branded tasers in a variety of colors available in the Student Store! When Lindsay Lohan or Randy Quaid won’t take no for an answer, go ahead and tase ‘em!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2020
That guy who keeps telling everyone he’s Keith Morrison has earned the loyalty of the wild dog pack that roams campus. So try to stay on his good side, even though we’re about 98% certain he is NOT actually Mr. Morrison. pic.twitter.com/AyDV0WJp5A
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2020
We’ve got more copies of Retired NYPD Detective John Munch’s latest crazy conspiracy book in stock at the campus bookstore! pic.twitter.com/zaqoD2MTGh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2020
Some of you May have received an e-mail from Professor Jess Mackenzie stating that she needed help with bail after getting arrested in Tijuana for indecent exposure. Sadly, this message is not a scam. #BailHerOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2020
If NYPD Detective Robert Goren approaches you to say that he wants to help you make your dorm room safer, don’t believe him. He probably suspects that you’re the Hudson Slasher and is trying to con you into confessing. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/oOzU8gu36k
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 25, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/1PeJxc90PN
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
#NationalComplimentDay pic.twitter.com/HSS4TAYQFo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
#NationalComplimentDay pic.twitter.com/MzWBxNFYis
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/jdgOAoAGO2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
#NationalComplimentDay pic.twitter.com/nYk6ScwKIc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
We’re sharing actual compliments we’ve received for #NationalComplimentDay! pic.twitter.com/E8lOzGWM0D
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/ICZcsQPoJM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/7ramzy16B4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
We don’t know who wrote this book, but it looks exciting and amazing! #Wink pic.twitter.com/W8mnOyx6WT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
It’s Friday! We’ll be sharing some shocking drug trends today- stay sober tonight! pic.twitter.com/tU0IR0zhGL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students are more likely to get offered “Queen for a Day” immunity deals from DA Jack McCoy’s office than just about every other criminal on the docket? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 24, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Bette Davis based her portrayal of “Baby Jane” on an eccentric Hudson administrator who never murdered her sister, but did murder many students?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2020
Attention, students- there is no such thing as a “Hudson Yacht” and we definitely wouldn’t offer free cruises in it if we had one, so please don’t go with that creep who is offering free rides. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2020
We would like to assuage your fears about fish from the Hudson River having high mercury levels. We do not serve fish from the Hudson River; in fact, the fish served on campus is technically not fish at all. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2020
#DidYouKnow that you can specially reserve our Rose Garden for engagement photos for just $100 for two hours? We’ll even refund half of the fee if any police action occurs during your photo shoot!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2020
Contrary to popular belief, “Enron Hall” is not named after the disgraced company. It is named after Professor Jane Enron, who was described as being “a prolific murderess” back in 1903 when she went down in a hail of bullets after a standoff on campus. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2020
We have received numerous inquiries concerning HH Holmes Hall from people who feel it is inappropriate to honor a gruesome murderer. While we take these complaints very seriously, there’s a massive endowment fund we’d have to give back if the name is changed, so the name stays.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2020
Someone has stolen all of the security cameras from Branch Hall, so until further notice, please be extra careful in there. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 23, 2020
Many graduate student and lecturer paychecks were delayed this week, so if you need to improve your grades, they might be extra receptive to “tips”. #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
We have addressed the concerns of @FacePlaceNow and they have opened up their website to Hudson affiliates again. Now don’t ruin it, folks! #BeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
We are fairly certain that Mr. Peanut did not die on our campus and have no statement to make about his tragic death at this time. #RIPeanut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
We are aware of the petition being circulated asking us to rename Tripley Hall due to Billy Tripley’s many alleged transgressions. While we are disgusted by the allegations against him, we really like and need his money, so the building name remains. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
#FYI We’ve won workplace awards too! #HudsonPride pic.twitter.com/aCrt2le6dK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
ALERT: The group handing out free T-Shirts in the quad are clever identity thieves. Actually, you should probably consider anyone on campus who asks for personal information to be an identity thief, even people working in the admin building. #BeCareful
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
#DidYouKnow that for a period of time in the early twentieth century, Hudson University athletes were automatically disqualified from participating in the Olympics? #HudsonUFacts
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
It’s already Wednesday! #DidYouKnow that cyber crime on campus was down 0.025% last year from 2018? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
Need some winter reading material? #HudsonPress pic.twitter.com/DHPt70DL7m
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 22, 2020
#HudsonOnTV pic.twitter.com/kE8jexr5G1
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2020
#HudsonOnTV pic.twitter.com/REne8I5Bcx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2020
#HudsonOnTV pic.twitter.com/q0MYLeZjbV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2020
We don’t think our students commit fraud constantly. Maybe occasionally, but definitely not constantly. https://t.co/opjLKvAIHk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2020
#HudsonOnTV We’re fairly certain that Hudson University isn’t famed Quincy’s most dangerous foes. Maybe number two, but definitely not number one. pic.twitter.com/Og62vdrWW3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2020
Hudson has been featured on many television shows, a few were even flattering! #HudsonOnTV pic.twitter.com/tAsu7LrCFM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2020
Happy Tuesday! Are you sober after the holiday weekend? It might not seem like it, but our professors definitely are. At least, they’re sober enough. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 21, 2020
#HudsonGrads pic.twitter.com/ype6V8p8xz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2020
#HudsonGrads pic.twitter.com/gjXZjZWcTg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2020
#HudsonGrads pic.twitter.com/1afZj6fymK
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2020
#HudsonGrads pic.twitter.com/gCJqmVl74J
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2020
#HudsonSalutesMLK pic.twitter.com/i1WmbeIYlt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 20, 2020
#ComicBookSunday pic.twitter.com/WnYSSKBRZz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
#ComicBookSunday pic.twitter.com/32UOkXKP0y
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
This drug themed comic book features a friend of Hudson who is an NYPD Detective! #ComicBookSunday pic.twitter.com/9pqk1zxW1p
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
#DidYouKnow that there have been several horror themed comic books made about Hudson? Most of the stories in this one aren’t true. pic.twitter.com/EZDii50Xcb
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
Due to high instances of theft and fraud, Amazon will no longer ship packages to Hudson University addresses. #SorryFolks
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
Remember the classic Atari 2600 video game based on the deadliest location in New York City that isn’t Hudson University? #Atari pic.twitter.com/7FGPhzUdWc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
Happy Sunday! Remember when our very own acapella group- The Process Servers- released their one and only album? pic.twitter.com/OSpDd1IAfY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
See you all tomorrow in just a few hours! #ScandalsNeverSleep
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
They’re finally letting us go home! Have you heard about the current scandal we were trying to distract you from today? Of course you didn’t! #WeAreThatGood
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
#RunningOnFumes Now we’re just tweeting random stuff to distract people from the andal-scay pic.twitter.com/ig36Dt0mG2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
Just got off the phone with a friend at the Ledger who is promising to help us out. At least I think that’s what we were talking about. #DazedConfusedTired
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
We’ve been up since 5AM trying to keep some bad news out of the papers. Thanks for making us have to work long shifts, Hudson Hoodlums! #MountainDewCodeRed
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 19, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/GClL0ICACj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/2KgLoWqhK6
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
#DidYouNotice the crazy Hudson professor ranting about “corruption” and making no sense? He doesn’t have dementia, he’s just a drunk. #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/J2Xt5k9IZL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
Happy Saturday! Today we’re sharing some warnings about drug trends from an NYPD Detective! #DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/ZKBeGQQlgV
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
The Black Lodge From “Twin Peaks” was based on Hudson University’s famed secret society that we’re not really supposed to talk about.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 18, 2020
Despite what you might have heard, Hudson University remains a solvent organization that is in no way teetering on the edge of bankruptcy. While certain faculty, staff and students might be morally bankrupt, campus finances remain stable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2020
We have been asked to announce that the Dominos Pizza “Carryout Insurance” is not valid for Hudson students due to too many fraudulent claims.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2020
Please save all of your IT problems until next Tuesday; all of our IT staff members are in Los Angeles for a “conference” which suspiciously takes place on the same weekend as the new Star Wars ride opening at Disneyland. #Hmm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2020
Okay, this one is a real thing. #WeAreNotProud pic.twitter.com/FZbtfz0Vft
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2020
We Love You, Betty White! #HudsonLovesBettyWhite #HappyBirthdayBettyWhite pic.twitter.com/VW8P1WJW3T
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2020
Only half of our students actually skip bail. #HudsonMythBusting pic.twitter.com/RZTiVDTjEu
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) January 17, 2020