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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 1, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 1, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
Actually...the earth has 365.24 days a year. You wouldn't know what they did to make up difference, do you? Because your Apple Watch has a calendar function and I see your fingerprint on its face. #GorenLeapYear #LeapDay #LeapYearhttps://t.co/A7ls2RIcyG pic.twitter.com/V8EnOY8T0C
— These Are Their Stories podcast (@lawandorderpod) February 29, 2020
You could’ve parked anywhere, but you did t do that, did ya? https://t.co/kq7IEobJgz
— Lina de Florias (@linadeflorias) February 29, 2020
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— penni, large person the size of a small person (@Pennijj) February 29, 2020
Hell no! Don’t want the look from @JoshMankiewicz or the “Weeelllll is that so” from @dateline_keith .
— LoneStarDeputy2 (@LDeputy2) February 29, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
#HappyBonusDay! Spend your bonus day reading one of Hudson University Press’ fascinating books! pic.twitter.com/quNdVdhVAS
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
#HappyBonusDay! Spend your bonus day reading one of Hudson University Press’ fascinating books! pic.twitter.com/VWB240B03m
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
#HappyBonusDay! Spend your bonus day reading one of Hudson University Press’ fascinating books! pic.twitter.com/pCDPEAvYIA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
#HappyBonusDay! Spend your bonus day reading one of Hudson University Press’ fascinating books! pic.twitter.com/0RB0QEQMdw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
#HappyBonusDay! Spend your bonus day reading one of Hudson University Press’ fascinating books! pic.twitter.com/RAe0Tp9klW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
#HappyBonusDay! Spend your bonus day reading one of Hudson University Press’ fascinating books! pic.twitter.com/AOIGz83Ddd
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
#HappyBonusDay! Spend your bonus day reading one of Hudson University Press’ fascinating books! pic.twitter.com/GACWobqAE5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
The @OfficialHudsonU feed is great fun.
— Kevin Braun (@kevalanb) February 29, 2020
Is your company embattled or controversial? Cleanup your image with a donation to Hudson! We don’t care who gives us money! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 29, 2020
Want to know how to dodge process servers? Hudson University Press has the book for you! pic.twitter.com/9Ke5weII6C
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
We are currently evaluating the “situation” in the dorms. In order to limit “bad publicity” we will not tweet out what the “situation” actually is. #HudsonCares #HudsonIsSafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
#DidYouKnow that NYC was very McH in favor of us restoring our charter back in 1876? Apparently they wanted to keep all of the criminals in one place. pic.twitter.com/jblLBwx6Is
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
Congratulations to the “Crime & Punishment” franchise for getting three year renewals for all three shows from NBS! Now why won’t they pickup “Crime & Punishment: Murder University”? They filmed the pilot on our campus and paid us big bucks! #PickupMurderUniversity pic.twitter.com/laWyS4VKl0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the NYC Courthouse Steps are more dangerous than Hudson University? They even made a movie about it! pic.twitter.com/EMfmgOt4pQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
Our (shudder) agreement with (shudder) Tripley Toys resulted in this Crime Scene Investigation game. It’s probably inappropriate for kids! pic.twitter.com/d0B4UkrB9b
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
Happy Friday! We would like to again state that nobody has Coronavirus on campus. That we know of. Maybe. #HudsonIsSafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
PLEASE BE ADVISED: The #DatelineNBC Parking Spaces on campus are to be used exclusively by #DatelineNBC and all others will be towed. Plus, you just might get “the look” from Josh Mankiewicz. You know the one. pic.twitter.com/OtzPsHrm6A
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
Congratulations, @nbclawandorder! We’re looking forward to three more amazing years where they’ll hopefully make us look less bad than usual!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 28, 2020
Wait. Ignore that last tweet. We’re mostly coronavirus free around here. #Probably
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
Please stop calling the Student Health Center asking if people can get Coronavirus from drinking Corona Beer. You’re making it harder for the real people with coronavirus to get through. #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
To the best of our knowledge, Dateline NBC no longer uses the phrase “more dangerous than a semester at Hudson University” to describe hazardous situations they report about. #PointsOfPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
Our friends at Last Known Photograph are again making their services available with a 25% discount! You’ll look fabulous on Dateline NBC, 20/20 or Criminal Campus! SAVE AN ADDITIONAL 10% if you can do a passable impression of Josh Mankiewicz! (Offer not valid for Bill Hader.) pic.twitter.com/JEhmOToIzi
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
The Hot Pockets Heiress was sentenced as part of #OperationVarsityBlues for trying to get her children into USC by paying bribes. #DidYouKnow that the Cloud Nine Potted Meat Heiress bribed her kids’ way into Hudson and didn’t get arrested? #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Saturday is a #BonusDay? Why not donate a day’s pay to Hudson? It’s not a tradition, but we could really use the cash. #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
Do you need to cover something up? Make a “donation” to Hudson! #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
Happy Thursday! Please be advised; there is no such thing as “Fat Thursday”. It’s just another excuse to over drink again. #PleaseBeCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University was voted the best employer in the United States when compared to working in a salt mine? #HudsonCareers
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 27, 2020
#DidYouKnow that 3 out of 5 people associated with Hudson University regret their decision to take a job or accept their admission offer? That means 2 out of 5 people either enjoy being associated with Hudson or are indifferent!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2020
We’re reasonably certain that Jimmy Hoffa was not buried in the foundation of Branch Hall. He might have been buried in Tripley Hall’s foundation, but definitely not Branch Hall. Probably. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2020
Hudson Tour Guides: Please avoid the Rose Garden until further notice. A “ody-bay” was discovered there and it is a “rime-cay en-say”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2020
Have you seen a maniacal chimpanzee who totally didn’t escape from Tripley Lab and probably escaped from somewhere at NYU on campus? If so, call campus security immediately and take cover. #Seriously
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2020
After last night’s wild Fat Tuesday parties, we are advising everyone to just be chill today, okay? #HangoverWednesday
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2020
Happy Wednesday! We are currently advising staff to stay home if they are not feeling well. Of course, you don’t need to take our advice. #Wink #AdminWantsYouToComeInAnyway
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson diplomas must be renewed every five years at a cost of $500? (Actually, they don’t, but please send us the money anyway.) #CampaignForHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2020
Today might be “Fat Tuesday”, but that doesn’t mean you can go buck wild on campus.... professors! (Thought we were admonishing our students, didn’t you?)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 26, 2020
Have you seen crime reporter Faith Yancey on campus today? Do you know what she’s investigating today and/or whether she’d be willing to accept a “gift” to stop her investigation?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2020
Hudson didn’t host a “Murder Lab” in 1892. There was a building where lots of murders happened, but it wasn’t a lab. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2020
We’ll be testing various alarms, sirens and warning lights today, so please don’t panic if you hear or see anything strange today. (Stranger than usual, that is...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2020
The ranting derelict shouting in front of Schiff Hall is not an assistant professor like he claims. He is merely an associate professor.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2020
Yet again, we must object to a New York Ledger story. Our chancellor is not “on the run from the law.” Since he wasn’t served with any warrants before he left the country, he legally isn’t “on the run”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson produces more arsonists than any other college?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2020
#DidYouKnow that in 1903 a crazy killer called the “Hudson Hatter” terrorized NYC? It was a misnomer because he wasn’t really a hatter.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 25, 2020
Computing 55: Web Design for the Dark Web is the only class of its kind at a legitimate university! Learn how websites on the Dark Web are designed- for educational purposes only! #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2020
Looking for a new credit union and/or bank? Choose the Hudson Credit Union! Opened in 1910, trusted since 2017. #HudsonCreditUnion
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2020
Yikes- one of the Assistant Deans came back from a conference using buzzwords like “monetize” and “balancing the triangle”. We don’t know what any of that means, but it’s probably not good.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2020
Hudson Parents: Do you have a rare blood type? If so, you can now pay for your child’s tuition by donating your blood to the Hudson Medical Center!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2020
Contrary to popular belief, it is indeed possible to walk 500 feet on our glorious campus without stumbling upon a dead body. #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2020
Interested in learning about public relations during a crisis? Sign up for Mass Comm 6A. You’ll learn from Hudson’s expert crisis PR team, the most experienced crisis PR team in the country! #HudsonClasses
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 24, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2020
Remember these clunky, obsolete Zip disks that would randomly stop working and contain much less storage space than a cheap keychain? We’ve still got cases of them in the student store! Just $15 per pound! #BuyThemNow pic.twitter.com/sKc27x7qXa
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2020
If MTV won’t cut us in on the action, we’ll be forced to sell T-Shirts with this logo on then in the bookstore until they send us a cease and desist order! #BuyThemNow pic.twitter.com/b0KXRw3eKp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2020
It has come to our attention that a group of shadowy MTV Casting directors are trying to get Hudson University students to star in “Real World: Murder U”. They are legitimate MTV staffers, but since they’re not cutting us in on the profits, we’re advising you to steer clear.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2020
We don’t know where the rumor started that we will be sending out decision e-mails on March 13th. Sure, that’s the top secret date that the admissions department will send out decision letters, but you’re not supposed to know that yet! #WaitAMinute
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2020
Happy Sunday! #DidYouKnow that Hudson University has been given the title of “Ivy League University with the Lowest Employee Morale”? They still consider us to be an Ivy League University! Isn’t that great? #HudsonPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2020
It has been brought to our attention that if someone asks Siri for directions to Hudson she is guiding them to Rikers Island instead. How could anyone mistake Hudson for Rikers Island? #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 23, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the Hudson dining commons uses more potted meat than any other college dining commons? #Nothing2BProudOf
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2020
If Fredo Corleone was a real person he probably would have gone to Hudson University. #TheGodfather
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the popular game show “Jeopardy” will not allow Hudson students to compete on their program? We asked them why and they said we should know. We don’t know why. #ActuallyWeDo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2020
The dolphins we’ve been experimenting on have somehow escaped and are now swimming in the Hudson River, thirsty for revenge against their human captors. #Beware #WeekendNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2020
Did you download the “official” Hudson app? We don’t have an official Hudson app, so your personal financial data was probably stolen. #DontDownloadIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2020
It’s Saturday, a day when few people are paying attention, so we’re making some “special announcements”- we are unable to extend full ride scholarships to any students next year because of our large legal bills. #WeekendNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson Alumni make more money in their various scams and con jobs than the alumni of any other university? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 22, 2020
Hudson University is proud to announce that due to a hefty donation, we’ll be naming our Rose Garden after Dorothea Puente. Not the murderess Dorothea Puente; our Dorothea Puente was a professor at Hudson in the 1970’s. She was also a notorious arsonist. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Meredith Baxter has filmed so many Lifetime Movies about Hudson crimes that we setup a special dressing room for her? Sadly, the building the dressing room was located in burned to the ground due to arson. Meredith Baxter starred in the film about that crime too.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2020
Tonight’s discussion of ethics, scheduled to take place at the Sulloway Theater, has been canceled due to a lack of interest. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2020
Hey guys, Detective Tutuola is warning us all again about drug trends to look out for. pic.twitter.com/EChCZ3K8a7
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2020
Contrary to popular belief, former DA Arthur Branch never said that he was too scared to set foot on our campus- he said that he was too scared to allow his *grandchildren* to step foot on campus. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2020
ALERT: We have heard reports that a crazy cat lady has made the basement of Mobrey Library her home. Since our security staff refuses to go down there, could we get a volunteer to ask her to leave? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2020
Even your great grandparents thought Hudson was dangerous! #PerryMason #ThrowbackThursday pic.twitter.com/SVASK0uqIs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 21, 2020
Former NYC ADA Peter Stone’s book is back in stock from Hudson University Press! #BuyOurBooks pic.twitter.com/tbzR7XFSt2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Sally Jessy Raphael tried to intervene to stop teens from attending Hudson University. Luckily, those ironic Gen Xers ignored her. pic.twitter.com/1hqQMyvQGd
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Yeah, even Ricki Lake was against us back in the 1990’s. pic.twitter.com/DdQH1BbndF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Hudson was often featured on “wild teen” episodes of talk shows in the 1990’s. pic.twitter.com/MnVxLaPXUZ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Our Dean of Students *did* speak to Detective Goren’s superiors. It didn’t work. pic.twitter.com/wZwF0PUtFH
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2020
It’s #ThrowbackThursday! Remember when “In Search of...” featured the Hudson Strangler? If so, can you forget you saw it? pic.twitter.com/1XsjoKUErr
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2020
The Museum of Crime, located in Manhattan has finally honored Hudson with our very own exhibit! Head on down for some intriguing artifacts!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 20, 2020
Contrary to the urban legend, the basement of Branch Hall does not contain a “portal to hell”. We think.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2020
Did your parents do anything sketchy to try to get you into Hudson? Ever wonder why they’d go to such extremes to get you into a dangerous place like Hudson? #JustSaying
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2020
#WaybackWednesday Remember the 1980’s film “Taking A Slice”? That picture was filmed on campus! Dean Buttereeks was attacked by Farter on the steps of Tripley Hall. Bob Hope swore he’d never step foot on our campus again. pic.twitter.com/Z0erwyCSjN
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2020
Our security department has taken the Rose Garden back from the squirrels. “Squirrel-Mageddon” has been neutralized. You should still stay out of Tripley Hall, however. #DontAsk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2020
Okay, who trained the squirrels to attack people walking through the Rose garden? #NotCool
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2020
Happy Wednesday! Please avoid Tripley Hall for the next two hours, but only if you know what’s good for you. #DontAsk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson Medical Center accepts all insurance plans, including the sketchy ones? Plus, we guarantee that you leave our hospital alive or your survivors get a 10% discount! #ChooseHudsonMed
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 19, 2020
Hey, alumni- did you know that “donations” to Hudson’s alumni association can “improve” the grades on your transcript? Stop by the William Tripley, Sr. Alumni Center for more information.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2020
“I can’t stop to talk to these detectives, I have to keep doing my job!”#LawAndOrder #LawAndOrderSVU #WhereTheBadGuysGoToSchool @lawandorderpod #crime (Crime!) pic.twitter.com/UhcObDutKH
— Wes “Shut Up Wesley!“✌️♥️ (@steenwes) February 18, 2020
It has come to our attention that NYPD Detective Robert Goren is eccentrically confronting faculty members in the Rose Garden. Please avoid the area until this all works itself out.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2020
Please stop stringing up Crime tape around campus as a joke. It scares visitors and it confuses campus security who are trying to locate the real crime scenes around campus.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2020
Can you shout “you can’t go in there!” and “I tried to stop them, sir!”? Apply for an internship with the Hudson Administration Office!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alumni make more money on average from their prison jobs than alumni from every other university?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2020
Happy Tuesday! We’re constantly being asked about when admission decisions are going out. We’re not allowed to say anything about how the first decision e-mails will most likely go out at 2PM EDT on March 13th, so please don’t ask. #HudsonRules
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2020
#HudsonPride pic.twitter.com/zuYo00xEks
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 18, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2020
Despite her controversial past, we will not be removing Birdie Sulloway’s name from the Birdie Sulloway Center for the Arts because we do not want to return the money we received to name it after her. Want to read about her? Hudson University Press has a book! pic.twitter.com/bO2bDLNIso
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2020
#HudsonPride pic.twitter.com/mkUjRGCvCa
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2020
Happy Monday! Today is a holiday for most people- U.S. President’s Day! We’ll be sharing some special Hudson-related presidential quotes today! #HudsonPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 17, 2020
#2020 pic.twitter.com/VLT5Yh4XxA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
@reblavoie @kevinpflynn please tell me you watch Bull. At least this latest episode??? The Defendant is accused of using a bribe to get into college and OF COURSE the college is...... wait for it..... @OfficialHudsonU !!
— yanxfan29 (@yanxfan29) February 16, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson has three different dates of incorporation? They kept trying to shut us down but still we persisted! #HudsonPride pic.twitter.com/VPGR7Zv6VM
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
As we celebrate President’s Day Weekend, we are reminded of Hudson’s “difficult” past.... pic.twitter.com/3xJ3cFDnNp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
Thank you, Detective Tutuola for sharing more #DrugTrends with us! pic.twitter.com/qkJUBK9akb
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
#WeHaveMoreBooks pic.twitter.com/TCoqUoMrds
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
Happy Sunday on this glorious three day weekend! Enjoy your time off while we toil away just in case there’s a Hudson controversy that we have to address. #HireUsAway
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
Thanks to @reelrecon for listing us among “10 TV Podcasts to Launch Your Next Binge Watch.” Obviously he found us in a google search and didn’t bother to listen for quality. https://t.co/3uJHV7Levc
— These Are Their Stories podcast (@lawandorderpod) February 15, 2020
There is an illegal three card Monte game going on around campus. If you happen to see it, please tell Professor Riordan that what he’s doing violates campus policy. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 16, 2020
We would like to challenge the NY Ledger’s characterization of our campus as a “Dateline NBC segment come to life.” We’ve always pictured our campus as more of an “Unsolved Mysteries” segment come to life.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
Event planners: have your next event at Hudson! Our auditoriums are state of the art; when your speaker is confronted by an NYPD Detective, your attendees will hear “What is the meaning of this?” & “This is an outrage!” in crystal clear Dolby Surround! #MeetingsAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
Tonight’s discussion of ethics, scheduled to take place at the Sulloway Theater, has been canceled due to a lack of interest. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
Have you seen Hudson CSI alumnus Dale Stuckey? He escaped from Riker’s Island, so if you run into him, please call 9-1-1 and make him believe that NYPD Detective Olivia Benson will arrive to arrest him. If it doesn’t work, remember that Hudson is not liable for any campus deaths.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
Have you ever had your credit card information stolen? Chances are, it was a Hudson University Computer Science Major who did it! Consider a degree in Computer Science- visit Gyson Hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
Incoming freshmen: we recommend that you bring two laptops to campus this Fall. You’ll be happy you did after one of them inevitably gets stolen. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
You never know who you’ll bump into on our campus! That’s why we have an assortment of Hudson University branded tasers in a variety of colors available in the Student Store! When Lindsay Lohan or Randy Quaid won’t take no for an answer, go ahead and tase ‘em!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
#DidYouKnow that 8 out of 10 bizarre new cults are formed by Hudson students/alumni/staff/faculty? Get in on the ground floor of the next new cult *before* Dateline NBC profiles it- come to Hudson! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson Alumni make more money in their various scams and con jobs than the alumni of any other university? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
Have you seen this man? He claims he’s Keith Morrison, but we’re very skeptical. If you stumble upon him, please call campus security immediately. pic.twitter.com/QGq5GrL4HD
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020
The look of doubt is legendary. #FearIt
— Lucia D (@lpd473) February 15, 2020
The basement of Branch Hall has been locked to prevent surreptitious hookups down there. And also because of a radiation leak. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) February 15, 2020