#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/Q3qAyqeca3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2020
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#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/8RJtddvbJb
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Anyone know if they’re looking for writers? #askingforafriend #HudsonChecksBounce https://t.co/Z126U4NPa0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2020
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March 31, 2020 at 12:55PM
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#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/ia6Z0GjhuP
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Hey, this looks interesting- why would a Hudson University student be involved in an NYPD Detective’s investigation? #InnocentHudson pic.twitter.com/4fToNgyKMt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2020
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#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/rRHibyzIts
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#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/YG0qvMorT9
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#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/bHhUInQtCA
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March 31, 2020 at 06:55AM
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Did you get accepted to Hudson? #ChooseHudson We Dare You! pic.twitter.com/W8JSz7Cciw
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2020
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March 31, 2020 at 05:55AM
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Happy Tuesday! While our IT staff works to get remote classes back on track, we’re going to distract everyone by sharing possible drug trends as shared by NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola! Most of them are probably true! #DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/j4dIQP5gwu
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 31, 2020
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Our management team asked us to remind everyone not to watch this movie on Crackle. Does anyone really watch Crackle? pic.twitter.com/goijnMeHXj
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2020
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March 30, 2020 at 04:25PM
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#OverheardAtHudson “I don’t know where you’ve been hearing this nonsense, but I don’t have to stand here and take this abuse! I’ll be talking to your superiors about this!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2020
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March 30, 2020 at 02:15PM
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#OverheardAtHudson “Look, is it a crime to make a few extra bucks to look the other way? It’s not like Hudson University is paying us the big bucks! If I can make some scratch off that nutty professor with the fancy diplomas, I’m going to do it!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2020
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March 30, 2020 at 12:10PM
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The Hudson Alertr app is working. There just aren’t any process servers out and about these days. #SilverLining pic.twitter.com/J9CvsZ5E57
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2020
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March 30, 2020 at 10:40AM
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#UnfairMedia Yet again, there were others at that riot who weren’t Hudson students, but they had to point out our students. pic.twitter.com/P4IVdtrt3e
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2020
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March 30, 2020 at 08:30AM
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Okay, so I suppose that I haven’t actually explained yet why I write and schedule daily tweets for a fictional school. It’s because I have a need to be creative and my current day job provides no outlet for me to creatively express myself. So I tweet as Hudson University.
— Hudson University Behind the Scenes (@HudsonU_BTS) March 30, 2020
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March 30, 2020 at 07:45AM
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#UnfairMedia Why did they have to point out that a Hudson student was arrested? pic.twitter.com/iC9kqaMNzi
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2020
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March 30, 2020 at 06:25AM
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It’s Monday! Today was supposed to be the first day of classes, but you know... since we couldn’t get everything together in time to do remote classes, the start of the quarter has been delayed.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 30, 2020
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#ThingsNeverSpokenAtHudson “Dateline NBC thoroughly investigated the misconduct at Hudson University and found absolutely no evidence of wrongdoing at all!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2020
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March 29, 2020 at 03:40PM
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#ThingsNeverSpokenAtHudson “Welcome to Hudson University, Detective Robert Goren!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2020
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March 29, 2020 at 01:35PM
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#ThingsNeverSpokenAtHudson “Hudson is where the good guys go to school!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2020
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March 29, 2020 at 11:35AM
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#ThingsNeverSpokenAtHudson “Of course, I know exactly why you’re here. Remind me to call your superiors and tell them about the great job you’re doing.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2020
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March 29, 2020 at 09:25AM
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#ThingsNeverSpokenAtHudson “Why yes, you can go in there to confront the chancellor!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2020
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March 29, 2020 at 07:25AM
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Happy Sunday! Our social media staff has fully recovered from the spoiled cream cheese we were given on Thursday. Anyone miss us? HashtagOurCluelessReplacementsDid
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 29, 2020
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March 29, 2020 at 05:25AM
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Saturday, March 28, 2020
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ALERT: The drones currently flying over campus are recording B-Roll footage for various true crime shows. Please do not wave at or shoot down the drones. #HudsonBroll #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2020
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March 28, 2020 at 03:25PM
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Contrary to popular belief, Leopold and Loeb never attended Hudson University, though they did try a few of our Criminal Studies correspondence courses. We’re about 14% certain that the courses didn’t inspire them, however. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2020
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March 28, 2020 at 01:20PM
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Remember when we replaced all the gold fringed American flags on campus because of some crackpot students? Those flags are now on sale at the Hudson Bookstore- just in time for Independence Day! Show your pride in the admiralty court or whatever- buy a flag!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2020
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March 28, 2020 at 11:20AM
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Hudson University would like to apologize to the Academic Senate. “Sugar Pops” was indeed an inappropriate place to have a faculty meeting.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2020
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March 28, 2020 at 09:20AM
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Someone has put red dye in Slaughter Fountain again. Slaughter Fountain is named after radio mogul Jonas Slaughter and not the bad kind of slaughter, so please stop making the water look like blood. #HudsonUniversity
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2020
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March 28, 2020 at 07:20AM
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Our Rose Garden is available for B-Roll filming! “It looks like a peaceful, calm place of dreams. But on one fateful night it was a living nightmare.” (Hey true crime shows, you looking for writers?) #HudsonBroll
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 28, 2020
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Friday, March 27, 2020
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#OverheardAtHudson I don’t know where you’ve been hearing this nonsense, but I don’t have to stand here and take this abuse! I’ll be talking to your superiors about this!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2020
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March 27, 2020 at 04:55PM
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#OverheardAtHudson “Look, I don’t know anything about what that crazy broad was doing! She just gave me a couple bucks every now and then to look the other way. Hey, you’re not trying to pin this on me, are you?!?”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2020
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March 27, 2020 at 02:55PM
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Happy Birthday to one of our favorite reporters! #HappyBirthdayDennisMurphy pic.twitter.com/DHUUdJlW25
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2020
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March 27, 2020 at 02:06PM
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#OverheardAtHudson “I didn’t see nothing! All I know is that Miss lah-dee-lah was in her apartment when she told you guys she was at that fancy school of hers!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2020
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March 27, 2020 at 12:55PM
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#OverheardAtHudson “Are you Chancellor Macaulay? You’ve been served!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2020
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March 27, 2020 at 10:55AM
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#OverheardAtHudson “You can’t go in there! I tried to stop them, ma’am!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2020
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March 27, 2020 at 08:55AM
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#OverheardAtHudson “Don’t you know who my father is? I’ll have your badge for this!”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2020
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March 27, 2020 at 06:55AM
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#OverheardAtHudson “You can’t come in here! What is the meaning of this?”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 27, 2020
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Thursday, March 26, 2020
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Well, I guess we’re done ‘freezing’ with you all. Despite what people are tweeting about us, I am not an out of touch, elderly exec filling in for the young people who got food poisoning. Have a ‘groovy’ evening- we’re just one day away from the New Blue Bloods!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2020
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March 26, 2020 at 04:55PM
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So what do us young people enjoy doing these days? Hula hoops? Pogo sticks? The Atari? HashtagDidYouKnow that the Dumont Network regularly features Hudson University?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2020
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March 26, 2020 at 02:50PM
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Hello, fellow young people! Our usual MySpacebook staff haven’t gotten violent stomach cramps because our amazing executive staff gave them spoiled leftovers. Now does anyone out there know how to twit like the young people on the NCIS? HashtagWeAreHiring
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2020
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March 26, 2020 at 12:45PM
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Hmm.... apparently cream cheese doesn’t keep. Now we’re running out of toilet paper. #Disgruntled
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2020
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March 26, 2020 at 10:40AM
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Hudson executives have heard about our lack of food and sent us the leftover stuff from their breakfast buffet. Does anyone know if cream cheese goes bad if it has been sitting out for several hours? #Asking4AFriend
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2020
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March 26, 2020 at 08:40AM
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#ThrowbackThursday Remember when our campus was considered to be a safe place to be? Yeah, us neither.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2020
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March 26, 2020 at 06:40AM
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Happy Thursday! #DidYouKnow that Hudson used to have its very own embalming lab? The city health department made us shut it down! #DontAsk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 26, 2020
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Hudson University does NOT tolerate bullying on campus. Of course, if you are related to a big donor, are a big donor or are a top level Dean, this rule does not apply to you. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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We have received numerous inquiries concerning HH Holmes Hall from people who feel it is inappropriate to honor a gruesome murderer. While we take these complaints very seriously, there’s a massive endowment fund we’d have to give back if the name is changed, so the name stays.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 03:55PM
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Despite what you may have heard, the Hudson University Hotel is nothing like the “Hotel Cortez” in “American Horror Story”. It’s more like a cross between the Cecil Hotel and the Stanley Hotel. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 02:55PM
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Thanks to a generous donation from The Tripley Foundation, we will continue to ignore the horrific crimes perpetrated by Billy Tripley. #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 01:50PM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s correspondence courses were once called “slightly more legitimate” than those taught by the Sally Struthers Correspondence School by US News & World Report? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 12:50PM
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The Hudson Faculty Prize honors exemplary faculty members who are principled role models for their colleagues and students. Recipients must be nominated by their peers and exhibit high moral turpitude. Unfortunately, nobody qualified this year. #BetterLuckNextTime
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 11:50AM
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Does anyone know anybody who works at ABC? We’ve got a spec script for a comedy pilot set at a crime-ridden college where the PR team has to work overtime because of all the crimes that take place there. Totally fictional premise.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 10:45AM
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Three tenured professors from the Economics department have been convicted of securities fraud. That means there are three tenure track positions available! Let the battle royale begin!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 09:45AM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson Computer Science majors are highly sought after by the biggest names on the dark web? Dark web companies like “Free-Bay”, “Scam-Ron”, “Crimazon” and “Equifax” regularly recruit right here on campus! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 08:45AM
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#DidYouKnow the majority of Hudson students are NOT criminals? #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 07:45AM
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#DidYouKnow that all students are guaranteed a space in our residence halls? In fact, we have a hard time filling them because our students don’t want to stay on campus for some unknown reason.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 06:45AM
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The Claire Kincaid Memorial Scholarship for Women at Hudson Law does not provide recipients with tuition assistance; it provides the winners a full wardrobe of sensible blouses, shoulder padded blazers, dress skirts and faux pearls that they can wear in the courtroom. #ThanksJack pic.twitter.com/35ctIqFs7X
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 05:20AM
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It’s Wednesday. Will this week ever end?!? #HelpUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 25, 2020
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March 25, 2020 at 04:40AM
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Tuesday, March 24, 2020
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At Hudson, you’ll find many opportunities to satisfy your court mandated community service- all on campus! #WhyNotHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2020
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March 24, 2020 at 04:25PM
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It’s not true that people who work at or attend Hudson can’t get life insurance. It’s just harder to find and more expensive. #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2020
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March 24, 2020 at 02:20PM
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Despite what you might have heard, Hudson University remains a solvent organization that is in no way teetering on the edge of bankruptcy. While certain faculty, staff and students might be morally bankrupt, campus finances remain stable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2020
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March 24, 2020 at 12:20PM
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Yay, we found a large stash of Tic Tacs! #LunchTime
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2020
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March 24, 2020 at 10:20AM
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Okay, apparently the “Great American Takeout” is a promotion to get people to support local restaurants and NOT a day in which one can eliminate one’s enemies with impunity. Lesson Learned. (Please ignore the “excavation” currently taking place in the Rose Garden.) pic.twitter.com/TlW2eEztKy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2020
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March 24, 2020 at 09:39AM
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Okay, apparently Profaci’s Pizza will still deliver to Hudson University, but not during the COVID-19 quarantine. More importantly, they still pay sponsorship money to Hudson, so do NOT #BoycottProfacisPizza pic.twitter.com/eonMzScTJQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2020
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March 24, 2020 at 08:01AM
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Apparently Profaci’s Pizza won’t deliver to Hudson anymore. Is the bodega with the dodgy hot dogs across from Southgate still open? #BoycottProfacisPizza
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2020
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March 24, 2020 at 06:05AM
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Hey, it’s Tuesday! We’re still considered “essential”, so we’re here on campus, though there isn’t any food and the vending machines are empty. We may begin “mob rule” here in Branch Hall! #LordOfTheFlies
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 24, 2020
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March 24, 2020 at 04:20AM
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Monday, March 23, 2020
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Make it a great evening, kiddos! #SeizeTheDay pic.twitter.com/qsFfYV9IPu
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 04:35PM
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#DidYouKnow that famed writer J.B. Fletcher once taught courses at Hudson University? pic.twitter.com/7PviVIxqmQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 03:30PM
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Contrary to rumors, there isn’t a “Coronavirus Bunker” below campus that our leadership has holed themselves up in. They’ve holed themselves up in an underground bunker in a much safer location. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 02:25PM
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#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/f5S2sfZhpF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 01:55PM
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#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/HKBCKQIH1g
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 12:55PM
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#ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/p03SYcq9VO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 11:55AM
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Some of you may have forgotten that we sent out decision letters just a week ago. (The last week has felt like years.) #ChooseHudson pic.twitter.com/b3ZPR39EGA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 10:55AM
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Food is no longer being served in the dorms, though the power will remain on. Get the hint, guys? #GetOut
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 09:50AM
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Special new rule for being on our deserted campus- if you see something, say something, but don’t touch anything. #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 08:45AM
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Looking for something to watch on Interflix that isn’t a true crime expose about Hudson? Why not watch Sunset Bay? That should kill some time! #DontWatchKillerKampus
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 07:45AM
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We’re hoping none of our students are still trying to do a regular spring break. We can tolerate grifters, voluntary manslaughterers, thieves, embezzlers and scammers but we won’t tolerate people not quarantining themselves. #TooRiskyEven4Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 06:35AM
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Just because our campus is closed doesn’t mean that our legal fees have gone away. #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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March 23, 2020 at 05:50AM
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It’s Monday and totally dead on campus. In a good way. #NotCrowded
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 23, 2020
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Sunday, March 22, 2020
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Looking for some snacktastic treats that your whole family will love? Buy Utz Brand snacks! #YesWeAreDoingAdsNow #HudsonNeededTheMoney pic.twitter.com/BJvr3kiGHW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2020
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March 22, 2020 at 03:55PM
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Did you download the “hudson warnr” app which allegedly alerted people when there was a crime on campus? Turns out it had a virus in it that uploaded your personal information to a cloud server that then let the programmers steal your identity. #OnlyAtHudson pic.twitter.com/KMWLxUqhOb
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2020
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March 22, 2020 at 01:45PM
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It is not true that the Zodiac Killer was a Hudson professor who was teaching at Berkeley as a guest during the killings. Berkeley has already banned our professors from being guest professors by then. #DontAsk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2020
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March 22, 2020 at 11:20AM
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It is true that an abnormally high incidence of murders are committed/perpetrated by/on Hudson students, the number one cause of death at Hudson is actually “death by misadventure”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2020
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March 22, 2020 at 09:20AM
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Normally, Spring Break is a dangerous time for our students, but with all the craziness going on out there and Spring Break canceled, hopefully you all won’t find yourself arrested, stolen from, murdered or a victim of “death by misadventure”. #StaySafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2020
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March 22, 2020 at 07:15AM
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It’s Sunday! Will this month ever end?!?!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 22, 2020
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March 22, 2020 at 05:15AM
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Saturday, March 21, 2020
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Have a marvelous evening folks and always remember- pic.twitter.com/86w17r0zOQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 04:25PM
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Anyone still have a working Atari 2600? Why not play NYC Courthouse Steps where you dodge disgruntled family members eager to get even with smug defendants who got off on a technicality. #DidYouKnow that the NYC Courthouse Steps are the most dangerous location in NYC? pic.twitter.com/UoXKSRwmxC
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 02:25PM
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Listening to Hudson’s own “Process Servers” acapella group is a great way to pass the time while you’re waiting around inside! pic.twitter.com/t4r7dZvZE4
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 12:20PM
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Okay, that’s it, folks! Sure, the episode might have been melodramatic and not very believable, but they paid us a lot of money to film here, so we give it an A++++! #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:55AM
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Hmm, no shock there. The killer really was the guy from that one show where they got lost somehow and then there were murders and he wore a hat, we think. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:50AM
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Hmm, this area they’re calling the seedier part of campus actually looks a lot cleaner and less dangerous than it normally does in real life. They did a good job of cleaning it up for television. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:45AM
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#FunFact Keith Morrison can be seen in the background of this scene, but he wasn’t here to be on this show. He was researching an unrelated future episode of Dateline NBC. Oh look, there’s Josh Mankiewicz too. #AnotherCoincidence #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:40AM
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Wow, this detective played by Vincent D’Onofrio is a real nut case. He reminds us of a real NYPD Detective named Robert Goren. Though this detective isn’t quite as crazy as Goren. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:35AM
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Yikes, another body found on the Branch Hall steps? That’s crazy, because hardly anyone ever dumps bodies there! Patricia Arquette as the East Hudson Dean is believable, though our deans and chancellors rarely step foot on our campus after dark. Too dangerous. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:30AM
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Hmm, Joey Fatone & Bronson Pinchot are campus detectives? That’s stranger than Charo as a coroner. Chris Colfer isn’t believable as an undercover cop disguised as a street tough East Hudson student either. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:25AM
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Now here’s Charo as the East Hudson coroner. Weird that a college would have its own coroner. Even stranger that she’s wearing a gold lamé jumpsuit while examining the body. We don’t have our own coroner, though an NYC coroner is assigned solely to our campus. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:20AM
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It’s Jennie Garth as ADA Kent from the C&P mothership! Notice how she carefully refers to the campus as “East Hudson University”? That’s because the show takes place at a fake college and not the real Hudson. Apparently the producers knew what was good for them. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:15AM
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And they found a body! This is another exaggeration, because our real students are so used to finding dead bodies on campus, they rarely scream like that. Plus this crime scene is very pristine compared to a real Hudson one. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:10AM
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There’s the legendary “Crime & Punishment” gong sound! These students are walking through our famed Rose Garden- the site of many beautiful weddings and some gruesome murders. You can tell these are actors because our students are more cautious and carry tasers. #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 10:00AM
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It’s time! We’re so excited to see Hudson featured on television in a fictional show instead of a true crime documentary for once! #CrimePunishment
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 09:55AM
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Anyone else excited to see Hudson on TV today? Most of the time we’re featured on the evening news, or Dateline NBC or 48 Hours Mysteries, but today campus will be featured on a fictional crime show- for once!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 08:10AM
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Happy Saturday! We’ve got a special treat today! We discovered that ATV will be showing a marathon of “Crime & Punishment” Episodes today, including the one filmed entirely at Hudson University! It will air at 1PM EDT today and we’ll be tweeting along!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 21, 2020
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March 21, 2020 at 06:05AM
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Friday, March 20, 2020
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Stay safe during Spring Break, kids! Don’t do anything we wouldn’t- actually, don’t do anything at all. #HudsonSpring
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 04:45PM
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At Hudson, you’ll find many opportunities to satisfy your court mandated community service- all on campus! #WhyNotHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 03:45PM
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Some of the skeletons used in our biology classes might be the victims of a murderous professor and not simulated bones like we thought. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 02:45PM
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Have you been drinking or showering in the water used at Hudson’s dorms? You might want to get a check up from your doctor immediately. #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 01:45PM
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#DidYouKnow that Hudson gives trainwreck ex-child stars preference for admission? Come to Hudson and your roommate might be a hard living celebrity!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 12:45PM
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Remember when Hudson University was featured in the national news because of the misdeeds of Professor Elizabeth Hitchens, AKA Nicole Wallace? We’ve improved our faculty vetting process nowadays. Hardly any murderers get past our new background checks. #FlashbackFriday pic.twitter.com/n198ikjZzy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 11:45AM
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Just because you’re shut in at home doesn’t mean you shouldn’t keep an eye on the latest drug trends! #FinWordsOfWisdom pic.twitter.com/03DvQ2xz62
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 11:39AM
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#FlashbackFriday Remember when Univision featured us on their news show? We don’t know spanish, but that’s probably flattering coverage, right? pic.twitter.com/f7Fn7vyJYn
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 10:40AM
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We have merch! If you buy it online, you don’t have to risk coming onto our campus! https://t.co/aTDCuQCZCl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 09:40AM
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There are no reported instances of Coronavirus on the Hudson campus or at Hudson Medical Center. #WeThink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 08:45AM
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This innuendo filled “exposé” is making the rounds again. https://t.co/MPVDaoeIZN #DontBelieveIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 07:45AM
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Looking forward to Open Hudson Night? Here’s a book with some “interesting” stories from the past by NYC ADA Casey Novak! #OpenHudsonDay2020 pic.twitter.com/sfu55R4zlP
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 06:20AM
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Are you vacating the dorms for Spring Break? Don’t worry about the safety of your items- we’re setting a bunch of aggressive squirrels loose in the hallways to attack anyone who dares come near them. #HudsonSecurityIsQuarantined
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 05:15AM
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Hooray- it’s really Friday! This week felt like a month. Have fun next week during Spring Break! #DontGoAnywhere
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 20, 2020
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March 20, 2020 at 04:10AM
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Thursday, March 19, 2020
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Good evening, kids! Just think- Next week is Spring Break; another week of sitting inside! #Fun
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 04:55PM
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Attention, Hudson employees- your payroll checks will most likely clear this week. #Probably
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 03:55PM
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#DidYouKnow that campus crime has plummeted this week since everyone is quarantined? #SilverLining
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 02:55PM
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Have you dreamed of having your wedding in our beautiful rose garden? If so, what’s wrong with you? #HudsonMurderGarden
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 01:55PM
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Are you currently stuck in the dorms? Are those expired bottles of Purell that we threw in the lounges still full? #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 12:50PM
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There’s someone trying to sell partially used Disneyland tickets in the quad. Those tickets are NOT valid, so don’t buy them from her, even if she is the chancellor. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 11:45AM
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Does the quarantine have you feeling sad? Why not try a delicious plate of Rafael’s Barba-Q? Enjoy delicious grilled ribs and chicken in the Hudson Quad while supplies last or until the NYPD asks them to move along. #Delicious pic.twitter.com/niWOwOXMy3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 10:35AM
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Because non-essential staff are staying home, we have put our campus leadership into hiding since there are no people to uselessly shout at NYPD officers as they storm into campus offices and conference rooms. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 09:30AM
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Why do people keep asking us about the alleged sentient dolphins? They don’t know many words and are very scatterbrained. #NotABigDeal
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 08:45AM
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People are talking about our rogue researcher, Dr. Simpkins, who was convicted of sending Anthrax in the mail. Did you know that we didn’t find all of the Anthrax he stole? #BadNewsDump
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 07:55AM
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We’re not sure why, but people seem to think that we have Anthrax on campus. As far as you all know, we don’t have any at all. #HudsonIsSafe
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 06:50AM
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Please forget what we inadvertently mentioned in the previous tweet. As far as you and the authorities know, there are no sentient dolphins living in Tripley Hall. We regret our “mistake”. #HelpUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 05:55AM
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We have gotten many calls about the well-being of the animals living in Tripley Hall. They are all safe and well supervised. In addition to our skeleton crew of staff members, the genetically altered, sentient dolphins have been trained to assist in caring for the other animals.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 05:50AM
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Happy Thursday! It’s quiet out there this morning. Too quiet. If campus wasn’t mostly closed due to COVID-19 we’d think you were all up to something. #WeAreWatching
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 19, 2020
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March 19, 2020 at 04:55AM
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Wednesday, March 18, 2020
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In light of recent events, we would like to remind you all about Hudson’s most cherished policy- No Refunds! #PayUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2020
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March 18, 2020 at 04:40PM
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#FinWordsOfWisdom pic.twitter.com/17OUEIPhq3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2020
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March 18, 2020 at 03:20PM
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We’re working on a way for incoming freshmen to take a virtual tour of campus due to the Coronavirus. It’s probably for the best; our campus isn’t very safe. #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) March 18, 2020
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March 18, 2020 at 02:55PM
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