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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) June 1, 2020
Is your company embattled or controversial? Cleanup your image with a donation to Hudson! We don’t care who gives us money! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2020
Hudson University is working on important things; like helping defense lawyers choose juries that will acquit their clients. #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2020
Your donations will never be spent on lawsuit payouts! We use donations to pay our lawsuit insurance premiums! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2020
We’ll truly name anything on campus after anyone for a donation- like the Tony Profaci urinal, located in Schiff Hall! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2020
Global Warming is causing catastrophic caviar shortages. Only Hudson is trying to figure out how to stop this tragedy! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2020
What’s the optimal temperature for a wine cellar? Hudson is doing the research to tackle this important issue of the day! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 31, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2020
Hey, the Hudson University Press is still printing books right now! Need something to read? #BuyOurBooks pic.twitter.com/yWQPKWbr0h
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 30, 2020
Since all of Hudson’s management team is away on vacation and rarely reads anything we tweet, we figured we’d mention our sitcom pitch- imagine a college that constantly has to deal with PR Nightmares? Wouldn’t that make a hilarious sitcom, NBC? #SpecScript
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson’s correspondence courses were once called “slightly more legitimate” than those taught by the Sally Struthers Correspondence School by US News & World Report? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2020
Contrary to the rumors, we do not store meats for the dining commons alongside the bodies from the cryonics lab. Though now management is considering it to save money. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2020
It is not true that the strange humming noise heard at various locations around campus are caused by the spirits of those murdered here. The noise is caused by our top secret student radiation generator testing. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2020
#DidYouKnow that all students are guaranteed a space in our residence halls? In fact, we have a hard time filling them because our students don’t want to stay on campus for some unknown reason.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2020
Three tenured professors from the Economics department have been convicted of securities fraud. That means there are three tenure track positions available! Let the battle royale begin!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2020
#DidYouKnow that we’re running a makeshift cryonics lab in Tripley Hall? Donate millions to campus and we’ll stash you in one of our spare freezers until we can either resurrect you or the power goes out and your body accidentally thaws out. The NY Ledger calls it “Horrifying.”
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 29, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when NYPD Detective Robert Goren declared war on Hudson? Our Dean is still in contact with his superiors about that. pic.twitter.com/sO20zT65mA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Remember this video game? We’ve still got tons of them and we can’t afford to bury them with those E.T. Cartridges, so why not stop by the bookstore and buy some copies? They’re just $5.00 a pound. #PleaseBuyThem pic.twitter.com/KLszRmWSaU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when famed mystery author JB Fletcher taught classes at Hudson? The murder rate allegedly dropped in her hometown of Cabot Cove while she was in NYC. #DunDunDun pic.twitter.com/fJt7rePc0q
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when Dateline NBC did a whole week of shows at Hudson University? pic.twitter.com/cHXQeA9AcT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Anyone remember this episode of The Twilight Zone? We suspect this is a fake, but we’re not sure. If it’s fake, whoever did it must have a lot of time on his or her hands. pic.twitter.com/sITgnp8Esl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when “The Facts Of Life” did a very special episode about Hudson University? pic.twitter.com/notUIrYZa9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Even Perry Mason featured our campus! pic.twitter.com/s4JIDg9ZYg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 28, 2020
Sometimes it’s not worth mentioning bad news; ignore it and move on! #PRTips We don’t know why those loud sirens are going off around campus and we’re sure they’ll stop soon. #JustIgnoreIt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2020
Have negative news to announce? Try to make it sound like a good thing! #PRTips BTW, our scholarship endowment has lost a ton of money, so if you’re on a scholarship, you’ll have to do work study. Students who work in the Dining Commons are allowed to take old food home!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2020
Today we’re sharing tips from our amazing public relations group! These staff members are always dealing with major “issues” related to Hudson and are happy to share their knowledge with all of our amazing supporters! Did you know that flattery can help gloss over the worst news?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2020
We don’t know what this is all about, and frankly, we don’t want to know. #GorenIsCrazy pic.twitter.com/ICDOJhLn3b
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2020
Looking for a very big book to read while you’re sheltering in place? Retired NYPD Detective John Munch has written this book, which is ironically published by Hudson University Press. #WePublishAnythingForCash pic.twitter.com/WVcVcIc7Iz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2020
Hey, alumni! Are you willing to let everyone know that you graduated from Hudson University? Buy one of our shirts! https://t.co/RH1c73UBPm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2020
Happy Wednesday! The week is already almost over and who really cares about that nowadays, huh? #WhyAreWeEssential
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2020
Well at least we have less- Uh, at least we’re safer than- Uh, our endowment is much bigger than theirs! #ThatsTheTicket https://t.co/jbe8ABDr8Z
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 27, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the famous Cecil Hotel offers a special discount for Hudson students, faculty, staff and alumni? Take a risk and we get a cut- reserve your room now! #WeNeedMoney pic.twitter.com/INLumBYS7d
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2020
Donations to Hudson University’s Dark Web Institute could inspire the next Pirate Bay, Scamron, Tasty Sugar or FacePlace website! #Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/YwagxIIB0l
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2020
Money donated to the Birdie Sulloway Center for the Performing Arts helps our students majoring in artistic pursuits! Who cares about the crimes that Ms. Sulloway might have committed? #Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/oFA5Hp8ZzT
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2020
It’s Tuesday! #DidYouKnow that we’re starting an all new campaign for Hudson? #Donate2Hudson #GiveUsYourMoney #TrustUs pic.twitter.com/iyhXSeK2ww
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 26, 2020
If you want to make a lasting impact on the world, donate to a deserving charity. If you want to help us fight bad publicity and endless lawsuits, #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2020
Have you taken time to donate to Hudson University yet? We could really use the money! #Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/gOcjDFbQky
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2020
Hudson University is embarking on an ambitious new campaign to raise money! Our Chancellor has challenged our campus to raise two billion dollars over the next two years. What does this mean for alumni, students, faculty and staff? Screen your calls! #CampaignForHudson pic.twitter.com/UKOUHRxKVR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2020
We are happy to announce an all new fund raising campaign! You have money and we need it, so give us your money. #Donate2Hudson pic.twitter.com/YfmkNW5dv7
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 25, 2020
While we can understand why people would be suspicious, the Clara Baca Cancer Center at the Hudson Medical Center *cures* cancer- it doesn’t give people cancer. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2020
Please stop taking pictures in our famed Rose Garden with the hashtag #HudsonMurderPark. It’s a GARDEN not a park.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2020
Ferryman’s Funeral Parlor offers Hudson students a 25% discount on all death care services and products. You can even save on Hudson branded coffins and urns! #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2020
Please note: Hudson offers no tuition discounts, deferments or refunds. However, if you somehow pass away while enrolled, your parents will get a free meal at Briscoe’s, but they are still on the hook for your full tuition. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2020
It is not true that we used to have living Alligators in Alligator Lake; the lake is named after a famed serial killer whose nickname was “The Alligator” because he killed people with a chainsaw near that lake in 1912. He was never caught. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2020
#HudsonFreshmenTips Leave a DNA sample with the Hudson Security office ASAP. It will make the job of identifying your remains much easier in the future. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 24, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Pennywise from the film “It” was based on a Hudson professor who committed murders while dressed as a clown?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2020
#DidYouKnow that there used to be a fence around campus? We probably should have left it up...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2020
Do you use HudsonCare Health Insurance? Better try to get your health care all done in the next week. #TrustUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2020
Did you forget to apply to Hudson, but still want to be admitted for Fall 2020? Hudson could use an international airport... #JustSaying
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the 1980’s college comedy “Boozers” was filmed at Hudson? Schiff Hall was where the snooty frat got its comeuppance.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2020
Incoming students: remember that you need to submit your fingerprints! It will make things much easier later on...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 23, 2020
#DidYouKnow that so many crazy, unexplained things happen at Hudson that the Florida legislature once considered annexing our campus as a joke?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2020
#DidYouKnow that all students are guaranteed a space in our residence halls? In fact, we have a hard time filling them because our students don’t want to stay on campus for some unknown reason.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University somehow inspired the movie “Jaws”? Apparently the murderous Shark was based on a Hudson professor who murdered random people in a University pool.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2020
We’re considering naming our Rose Garden after past Hudson lecturer Jessica “J.B.” Fletcher. Hopefully that will stop people from using its unofficial nickname- “Murder Marsh”, which is ridiculous, because the ground is quite firm and not at all marshy.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2020
#DidYouKnow that most jailhouse lawyers who represent themselves are Hudson Alumni? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2020
It is not true that insane, homicidal child actress “Baby Jane” Hudson is a Hudson University alumna. She did attend Hudson, but she never graduated. Also, the school is not named after her wealthy grandfather, though he did “donate” money right before we accepted her.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2020
#DidYouKnow that John Carpenter was inspired to write “Escape From New York” after taking a tour of Hudson University? #HudsonUPride #FunFact
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 22, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson used to have a famed culinary school? We had to close it down in 1989 after the mass poisonings. #HudsonU
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2020
Are you looking for a fun place to serve your community service sentence? Fun places are probably full, so why not volunteer for something at Hudson? We’ll even let you work in the child care center. Those juvenile delinquents could use an example of their futures!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2020
It is not true that playing the Beatles song “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer” backwards reveals the phrase “Hudson University killed the dead man Paul”. The actual phrase is “Hudson University *murdered* the dead man Paul”. (at least that’s how it sounded to us) #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2020
Hey, Hudson grads- join the Hudson Alumni Association! Alumni members get discounted bail bonds from Rikers Island Bail Bonds, up to 25 hours of free legal assistance, discounts on Hudson tasers and so much more! #GiveUsYourMoney
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2020
No one who has ever provided generous “donations” to Hudson in order to get his or her children into Hudson has ever been charged with any crime. #JustSaying #WeLookTheOtherWay
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2020
Retired Detective John Munch’s accusation that Hudson helped the CIA with its MK-ULTRA testing is 100% false. Hudson didn’t “help” the CIA; it actually took the lead in the MK-Ultra testing. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2020
Yet again, we must object to a New York Ledger story. Our chancellor is not “on the run from the law.” Since he wasn’t served with any warrants before he left the country, he legally isn’t “on the run”. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when Hudson University proudly partnered with Enron to create the Enron/Hudson University Institute of Corporate Integrity? Think you can forget all about that? pic.twitter.com/xhHrXmfxGy
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 21, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2020
Is this real? Probably not. #HudsonCartoons pic.twitter.com/NHkk8S8Sg2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2020
Happy Wednesday! We would like to deny the rumors that we are considering asking former NYPD Forensic Technician and Hudson CSI Certificate Program graduate Dale Stuckey to give a commencement speech from prison. We aren’t considering him at all... at least, not anymore.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 20, 2020
#DidYouKnow the majority of Hudson students are NOT criminals? #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2020
Our world renowned Crime Scene Forensics program offers hands on experience, just steps away from and sometimes in the lecture hall!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2020
#DidYouKnow that at any given moment, approximately half of our faculty are under investigation or indictment?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the John Keating character in “Dead Poets Society” was based on a Hudson professor? Except our professor killed students instead of inspiring them.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2020
Parents: Did your student join that crazy Systemotics cult because of a Hudson professor? You may be entitled to a free deprogramming session! (Some restrictions apply.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2020
Hudson medical school grads do NOT commit malpractice at a higher rate than other universities. They commit more *murders*. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2020
New students: if you pre-register at https://t.co/HxhyyPpjhq, you’ll get any future cash settlements processed faster! #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 19, 2020
If you receive a scam e-mail from Professor Scarborough’s account, please ignore it. It *is* from him, but he’s trying to scam you. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2020
Are you taking Econ 101 from Professor Kevins? He just got arrested, so you all get A’s! (Acceptance of The A waives all legal liabilities.)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2020
#DidYouKnow the character of Multiple Miggs in “Silence of the Lambs” was based on a composite of various former Hudson professors?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2020
#DidYouKnow that famed mystery author Jessica Fletcher has taught classes at Hudson? In fact, Hudson inspired many of her murder plots!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University’s security department is the busiest of all the colleges in the United States? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2020
Do you have a savings account with the Hudson Credit Union? We advise double-checking your statements this month. We were totally hacked.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2020
Parents- honor your graduate by writing a huge donation check to Hudson U! Unlike tuition, donations are tax deductible!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 18, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson University was recognized as being a safer place to hangout than the courthouse steps in Manhattan?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2020
FYI, The student database has been hacked and is currently offline. Any of you computer science majors good at decrypting ransomware?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2020
#JoeWordsofWisdom Disturbing Trends from across the pond! pic.twitter.com/RxMYH4HtX9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2020
Happy Sunday! Remember when they made a short warning kids to stay away from Hudson University? pic.twitter.com/kvQPMfOfM9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2020
#lastnormalphoto #OnlyAtHudson Aww, we’re getting sad around here... pic.twitter.com/go53e5t823
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 17, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson Computer Science majors are highly sought after by the biggest names on the dark web? Dark web companies like “Free-Bay”, “Scam-Ron”, “Crimazon” and “Equifax” regularly recruit right here on campus! #ChooseHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2020
Happy Saturday! Are you tired of having to find things for your stuck at home kids to do? Why not buy them one of our Hudson Read Along Books? pic.twitter.com/Vv9trPvhp8
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 16, 2020
Have a wonderful weekend, Hudsonites! If we could hug you all, we would! pic.twitter.com/YwpLV4jFFl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2020
Hey, they’re showing the “Snapped” that focuses on a past Hudson guest lecturer tonight! #HudsonOnTV pic.twitter.com/D9ySoCNRMx
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2020
Learn about the latest drug trends from an NYPD insider who knows what’s what! pic.twitter.com/ge3jY83Edk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2020
Need something to do while sheltering in place? We’ve got podcasts! pic.twitter.com/m1qOeBmKDF
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2020
Remember when we used to have “Open Hudson Day”? That was fun. pic.twitter.com/kEm8UtEP0g
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2020
A reminder- the Hudson Bookstore has masks! #HudsonCares pic.twitter.com/YD2PNz57E2
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2020
Happy #FlashbackFriday Remember when nutty NYPD Detective Robert Goren tried to entrap our students? pic.twitter.com/PkbQIXkDmg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 15, 2020
We have retaken control of the chimes in the clock tower. Wasn’t it cool to hear an instrumental version of “Me So Horny”?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2020
The clock tower chimes have been hacked to play “How Many Licks”. We are currently attempting to take back control of the clock tower.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2020
#ThrowbackThursday Remember when “In Search Of” did a show on the mysterious “Hudson Strangler”? Turns out, it was the Dean of Students! pic.twitter.com/RTLrJ3Zt9K
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2020
Want to buy stuff? We’ve got stuff! https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2020
Did you pre-pay for your Hudson Employee “Appreciation” Picnic ticket? Looking for a refund since the event was canceled? #GoodLuckWithThat
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2020
We are denying the rumors that our chancellor is currently enjoying an ultra exclusive vacation at Disneyland without regular tourists around. He did try to jump over the fence to get in, but Disney security wrestled him to the ground rather quickly. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2020
Lots of people keep telling us that they’re bored or they need something to do. Why not listen to this podcast? https://t.co/T0cs469MC5
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2020
It’s Thursday! Did you know that if things had gone differently, today would have been the Hudson Employee “Appreciation” Picnic? pic.twitter.com/ZgkMQxlUcB
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 14, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the majority of actors who go buck wild after they become stars have taken at least one class from Hudson’s drama dept?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2020
Hey, alumni! Planning a trip to Los Angeles? Hudson Alumni get a discount at the infamous Cecil Hotel! Just use discount code ALUMNIMURDER when booking your room. Good Luck!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2020
Are you planning to dropout and want a refund! Call the same number we use for vending machine refunds- 1-888-TOUGHLUCK.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2020
#DidYouKnow that CBS once considered making “CSI: Hudson U”? It turned out they felt it would be too unbelievable.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2020
Did you lose money in a vending machine on campus? Call our refund hotline- 1-888-TOUGHLUCK. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson has a child care center for employees willing to entrust their children to us? It always has open slots for some reason, so contact us if you’re interested!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2020
Looking for something to eat since campus is mostly abandoned? Why not try Profaci’s Pizza? pic.twitter.com/eTI3hza30l
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 13, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the taxidermied animals at the Hudson Natural History Museum have been freaking out school groups for almost 100 years now?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2020
Attention incoming freshmen- we strongly advise *against* using dating apps on campus. After you’ve been here a week, you’ll figure out why. #FreaksComeToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2020
Are you in the vicinity of Tripley Hall? For reasons we’re fairly sure have nothing to do with anything we did, there’s a poison gas cloud over the building. Take cover; if you breathe the poison gas in, you just might get sickened or die. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) May 12, 2020