And now it’s over. Will you keep watching this series? We most likely will, though whether they’ll let us keep live tweeting it is still up in the air. #DaffyBob pic.twitter.com/DzfSnCaeBL
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
More commercials. What is this “Peacock” they keep talking about? Do they have our favorite procedural crime show on there- “Crime & Punishment”? #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
This scene is completely wrong. Sure, the dorms are dangerous and dilapidated, but why is Goren shown getting a Pepsi from that vending machine? Our official drink is currently Cragmont Creme Soda. #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
You can totally see how Professor Wallace had Goren tried around her little finger. Maybe he didn’t really want to arrest her- at least, not “officially”. #Wink #DaffyBobby
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Yet again, “Daffy Bob” gets another fact wrong. Back then, on campus arrests were only up 45.6%, NOT 47.2% as he points out to his partner. They exaggerated yet again. #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Trust us, NYPD Detective Robert Goren is a LOT more annoying than this in real life! #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Who would fall for Goren’s obvious scheme? If he’s so smart, why does he resort to these transparent lies? “Actually... you’re annoying!” #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
There sure are a lot of commercials! This would be a perfect time for us to mention our new assortment of masks! #DaffyBob https://t.co/pEnMbMnq3S pic.twitter.com/iNoa2P2Cp3
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
We’re halfway through the hour! Does Goren know everything? Who can stand being around this know it all? #DaffyBob pic.twitter.com/seGk6Zu4tZ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
You can tell this wasn’t really filmed in Tripley Hall because there are no remnants of chalk outlines all over the place. #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
This Domino’s Pizza commercial is great! Too bad they won’t deliver to Hudson University. We don’t really blame them though. #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
#DidYouKnow that this scene was filmed at Universal Studios Hollywood’s unofficial “Hudson Square”? It was built because of how many crime shows needed to film Hudson related scenes. It is very realistic! #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
The biggest crime depicted in this scene is how big that professor’s office is. Around here, most of our professors have offices the size of closets. #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
This is fake. There were 22 suspicious deaths on campus that year, not 23 as “Goren” claims in this scene. What an exaggeration! #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Wow, Amy Poehler is playing Goren’s partner Alexandra Eames! She perfectly captures the silent rage that Eames must constantly feel having to put up with detective Goren! #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Margot is really good as Nicole! She captures Professor Wallace’s crazy eyes so well! We suspect she might have been responsible for even more campus murders, but this being Hudson who can tell? #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
The real Goren looks nothing like Josh Duhamel! And he’s twenty thousand times more annoying than he’s being depicted here. #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Hmm, we’re just a few minutes in and Know it all Goren is already annoying us! If he corrects someone else by saying “actually” one more time, we’ll kick our television in! #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Here we go! Nicole Wallace was a Hudson professor who might have (most likely) committed several murders and was investigated by Daffy NYPD Detective know it all Robert “Bobby” Goren. Wow, Josh Duhamel isn’t as annoying as the real Goren! #DaffyBob
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
We’re live tweeting the new limited time series- “Daffy Bob: Nicole” The Nicole Wallace Story! Josh Duhamel is playing “Daffy” Detective Robert Goren and Margot Robbie is playing Nicole Wallace. This should be a good one, folks! #DaffyBob pic.twitter.com/BfpiGYfb06
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Just because you can’t be on campus now doesn’t mean that you can’t see our amazing new banners welcoming freshmen back to campus! #HudsonPride pic.twitter.com/SEOejuZtki
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
Good Morning! It’s an amazing Sunday, especially since the first episode of a new limited series about an infamous Hudson professor premieres today at noon! Join us at 12PM EDT/9AM PDT as we live tweet “Daffy Bob: Nicole” which profiles the Nicole Wallace Story! #HudsonPride pic.twitter.com/kAO738F0j0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 19, 2020
What’s the optimal temperature for a wine cellar? Hudson is doing the research to tackle this important issue of the day! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2020
Are you planning to dropout and want a refund? Call the same number we use for vending machine refunds- 1-888-TOUGHLUCK.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2020
#DidYouKnow that the majority of actors who go buck wild after they become stars have taken at least one class from Hudson’s drama dept?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2020
#DidYouKnow that “America’s Most Wanted” filmed numerous episodes on campus? #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2020
ATTN: If you own a green Prius, license plate DL66258 parked in the Hudson East Lot, you left your lights on. And your car was stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2020
Did you lose money in a vending machine on campus? Call our refund hotline- 1-888-TOUGHLUCK. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 18, 2020
Contrary to legend, if you play The Beatles song “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band” backwards you do NOT hear “Paul was murdered at Hudson.” At least, we don’t think that’s true. #HudsonMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2020
Hudson is hiring! Our campus security manager was arrested for committing fraud, so we’re looking to hire a new one ASAP. #WorkAtHudson pic.twitter.com/ISx8HKCGZo
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2020
Rafael’s Barba-Q food truck has been newly sanitized and is offering socially distanced BBQ to-go! Grab your mask and head over to South Gate ASAP! #HePaidUsToMentionThis pic.twitter.com/VePHfAVQ1m
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2020
We’ve got more FREE copies of “Crazy Bobby” available! We’ve dropped them at various newsstands around campus! #GorenIsCrazy pic.twitter.com/HtSqzX5V3z
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2020
The Hudson University Student Store has more autographed copies of “Bye, Bye, Birdie”, the shocking tell all book about the final days of Birdie Sulloway’s life! Please be advised, we’re still not going to rename Birdie Sulloway Pavilion due to the scandal. #WeNeedTheMoney pic.twitter.com/XKaEpi8jfq
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2020
Today is Disneyland’s 65th Anniversary! #DidYouKnow that Walt Disney planned to model the Haunted Mansion on our Hudson University Hotel? It turned out that Mr. Disney thought that our hotel building was too derelict and frightening to be a haunted house. #HappyBirthdayDisneyland
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2020
It’s finally Friday! Though every day is just like every other these days... #WearYourMaskSoThisCanEnd
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 17, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson students can perform their court mandated community service on campus by calling up alumni asking for donations?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
#DidYouKnow that our Communications Majors get REAL WORLD experience with crisis management & media relations? #PointsofPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
Hudson University alumni save 50% off rack rates at Los Angeles’ legendary Cecil Hotel! Don’t believe the legends- most guests leave alive! #WeThink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
Hudson Parents: Did your student sign up with a crazy cult? Save 25% at the Hudson De-Programming Institute! #HudsonCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
#DidYouKnow that a donation to Hudson University is (still) tax deductible at this time? Hurry and #Donate2Hudson before the IRS audits us and we possibly lose our non profit status!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
Our Security Department has a snazzy new name and look! pic.twitter.com/DYad9RsdVB
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
Amazing Facemasks! https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 #HudsonCares #GiveUsYourMoney pic.twitter.com/mrMOmml7NQ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
More amazing Hudson Face Masks! https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 #HudsonCares pic.twitter.com/SRtsdvJkju
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
Happy Thursday! We’ve been asked about when we will offer a line of face masks. We were reluctant to offer face masks considering that this is Hudson University- where the bad guys go to school- but this is an unprecedented pandemic. And we need the money. https://t.co/hhaEf0rBH9 pic.twitter.com/YO9fg7c8zO
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 16, 2020
We don’t know anything about his academic degrees, but we’re pretty sure that NYPD Detective Goren is NOT a licensed psychiatrist.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2020
Contrary to the internet rumors, Martin Shkreli did not attend school at Hudson. Our alumni typically commit lower level fraud. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2020
That crazy guy ranting about the NCIS controlling his mind is not a professor. He’s an assistant professor. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2020
#DidYouKnow that President Woodrow Wilson refused an honorary doctorate from Hudson because he didn’t want to be associated with our University?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2020
We’re still considering naming our Rose Garden after past Hudson lecturer Jessica “J.B.” Fletcher. Hopefully that will stop people from using its unofficial nickname- “Murder Marsh”, which is ridiculous, because the ground is quite firm and not at all marshy. #NameOurGarden
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2020
One of our craziest research projects is to determine the link between COVID-19 and 5G. Sure, there’s no link; that would be insane, but since an insane millionaire donated $5 Million, we’re “conducting research” on it. (Spoiler Alert: No Connection) #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2020
Hey, it’s Wednesday! We really need money, so if you have a crazy research project that you want us to do, make a “donation” and we’ll totally do it for you! The larger the donation, the crazier the research we’ll conduct for you! #Donate2Hudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 15, 2020
Have you run into the Hudson mascot yet? If so, call 911. We don’t know who that guy is & he’s not affiliated with Hudson.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2020
A dangerous bee swarm is near the East Gate. South Gate is near that horrific frat house, however, so it’s a toss up as to which is safer.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson waives all remaining tuition if you are indicted for a University related crime?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2020
#DidYouKnow the answer to the first question on every Hudson final is always C?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2020
#DidYouKnow Hudson alumni who become serial killers elude the police for twice as long as alumni from other universities! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2020
Did you get bitten by one of the roaming dogs that infest campus? Please consult a mortician immediately.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2020
Be on the lookout for some aggressive geese currently occupying the Hudson pond. If you run into one, guard your eyes and your groin areas.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 14, 2020
Did you lose something? Hudson’s Lost & Found Department probably doesn’t have it, because it was most likely stolen.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2020
As it turns out, the certified organic produce used at the dining commons is not really certified, but you can trust us...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2020
The basement of the library is NOT haunted. There are just some hobos hanging out down there...
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2020
When the Queen avoided Hudson on her last trip to the states, it wasn’t because she hated us; we were just deemed too dangerous for a visit!
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2020
#DidYouKnow that Hudson alumni make more money on average from their prison jobs than alumni from every other university?
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2020
Did you know Lindsay Lohan has been seen around campus? If you see her, please notify campus security immediately.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2020
Please Note: it is forbidden for students to mention the Hudson Insanity Experiment on campus. (oh wait, we mentioned it...)
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 13, 2020
#SpecialWitnessUnit pic.twitter.com/1ImJptmCVz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2020
#DrugTrends pic.twitter.com/nFJWTxXfbJ
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2020
In “Stumble Upon Murder”, learn what to do when you inevitably stumble upon a dead body on the Hudson campus or anywhere in NYC! It’s not a question of if you’ll need this class but when, so sign up for this hugely popular course ASAP! #HudsonExtension
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2020
“Today’s Drug Trends” Learn about the latest drug trends from Hudson favorite NYPD Detective Fin Tutuola! Learn about ‘Gato Elegante’, ‘Smackin’ & Mackin’” and so much more! #HudsonExtension pic.twitter.com/97YVUNiHCh
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2020
In “Getting Questioned By NYPD Detective Robert Goren”, you’ll learn how to deal with his eccentric questioning methods and bizarre harassment techniques. A MUST for any Hudson student, employee, faculty member or smarmy alum! #HudsonExtension
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2020
Happy Sunday! We’ve got even more great online courses available through Hudson University Extension! #HudsonExtension Courses like “Netflix Conspiracy: The Illuminati is Watching What You’re Watching” taught by former NYPD Detective John Munch! pic.twitter.com/pETpFWEORp
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 12, 2020
#HudsonInTheMedia pic.twitter.com/VlPGk0rUDR
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 11, 2020
Hey, there’s a new book about the notorious Action Park! Remember when they used to offer a student discount? Going to Action Park was actually safer than spending the day on our campus! pic.twitter.com/ka1BuXZH1V
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2020
#DidYouKnow that this vintage lead paint advertisement was based on research undertaken at Hudson University? We’re still paying out lawsuit settlements over this one! pic.twitter.com/VACckNOKik
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2020
#FlashbackFriday Remember when Six Flags had a haunted house featuring Hudson University? Hudson has NEVER had an asylum on campus, though many of our professors have been criminally insane. #SettingTheRecordStraight pic.twitter.com/4yyjfbvxy0
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2020
#HudsonOnTV Now Jennie Garth is playing the mom who warns her daughter against attending Hudson University! pic.twitter.com/2bUm0XIGAl
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2020
#HudsonOnTV Hudson University has always been fertile ground for Lifetime Movies! #FlashbackFriday pic.twitter.com/YIwKIXVb0g
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2020
#HudsonOnTV Remember when “The Real World” came to Hudson? They can’t show that season anymore due to all of the lawsuits! pic.twitter.com/men5HovFJE
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2020
Happy Friday! They’re showing this episode of “Partners In Crime” again! Did we write for this show? #Maybe pic.twitter.com/nXquAFymxY
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2020
#HudsonQuotes pic.twitter.com/V3yYyMv6FA
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 10, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 9, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 9, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 9, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 9, 2020
In these uncertain times, we’d like to share some intriguing quotes about Hudson from some amazing political figures. #HudsonQuotes pic.twitter.com/XdXezYaCtG
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 9, 2020
This isn’t a real thing... We think. pic.twitter.com/Whl1onZYJg
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 9, 2020
Happy Thursday! We have gotten several inquiries about whether we have canceled our sporting events for next year like the other Ivy League schools- first off, thanks for believing we’re an Ivy! To answer the question- our teams were already suspended by the NCAA. #IvyHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 9, 2020
The roaming pack of wild dogs cannot be tamed, but if you’re aggressive enough, they may think you’re their leader. If you can trick them into thinking you’re their leader please try to get them to leave our campus and go to NYU instead. #OnlyAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 8, 2020
We would like to debunk the theory that there must be “something in the water” at Hudson that makes anyone associated with us become a criminal or have less ethics. We tested the water and nothing bad was detected. We’re now testing for possible gas leaks in the dorms as a cause.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 8, 2020
Some of the robots in our top secret Robot Lab have gained sentience and are rampaging. If you come across one of them, call 9-1-1 immediately. Let the dispatcher know where you’re seeing the robot, your name and who we should notify as your next of kin. #HudsonUCares
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 8, 2020
A Fraud Warning: That guy claiming to be a professor who is trying to sell “Six Flags Manhattan” tickets is committing fraud. He is indeed a professor, but there is no such thing as “Six Flags Manhattan”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 8, 2020
Our Hudson alumni T-Shirts are perfect for any occasion- birthdays, arraignments, bail hearings, parole board meetings & prison reunions! #BuyOurStuff https://t.co/gZQWixK3lc
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 8, 2020
Do you have a Hudson alum in your family? Always remember to lock your valuables up when they come to visit and buy them some of our stuff! https://t.co/RH1c73UBPm
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 8, 2020
It’s Wednesday! Though all of the days seem to be the same this year. It almost makes us wish we were busy trying to explain away the latest Hudson scandal instead of walking through an empty campus, dodging feral possums and wondering why we’re considered “essential”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 8, 2020
We haven’t heard from NYPD Detective Robert Goren lately. Has anyone checked his apartment lately? Maybe he’s trapped under the pile of books he reads that conveniently help him solve cases. If he’s dead, we’re certain nobody here had anything to do with it. #WhistlesInnocently
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 7, 2020
Anyone looking for a writer with experience putting a positive spin on the worst news? #HireUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 7, 2020
Hudson Administration has asked us to announce that plans are underway to figure out how to have classes this Fall with COVID-19 cases still on the rise. That might sound impressive, but they’re actually clueless over there so don’t expect an announcement any time soon. #Cynical
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 7, 2020
Isn’t this a fun fake movie poster? It’s cute, right? #DidYouKnow that Hudson University’s endowment is “practically insolvent”? #Diversion pic.twitter.com/HtV38jLugk
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 7, 2020
Okay, it “wasn’t cool” that we complained about our checks bouncing according to an assistant dean, but she just made HR wire our last pay directly to our accounts, so it worked! #StillBitterThough
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 7, 2020
While we *love* putting a positive spin on the terrible things that happen around here, we also *love* getting a paycheck that clears. #OurLastPaycheckBounced
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 7, 2020
It’s Tuesday- and one day closer to death! #HelpUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 7, 2020
We strongly deny the accusations made in today’s Daily Ledger. Our chancellor did not rent an extra hotel room on his last Hudson-funded junket just to put his luggage in it. The room was also used to store his souvenir purchases. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 6, 2020
The Hudson Alumni Magazine mistakenly stated that famed NYPD Psychiatrist Dr. Elizabeth Olivet was a Hudson Graduate. While Dr. Olivet has evaluated many Hudson alums who were arrested by the NYPD, she did not attend our campus as a student. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 6, 2020
That raving degenerate dressed in the filthy Hudson Hawk mascot costume is not the *real* Hudson Hawk. That nutcase was fired five minutes ago. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 6, 2020
Contrary to statements made at Investigation Discovery’s recent press junket, they do not have enough material about Hudson University Crimes to program an entire month’s schedule. The most they could do is maybe three and a half weeks. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 6, 2020
We deny that a Hudson student was once found dead in our top secret dolphin test lab and that a 4.0 was given to his roommate. The guy- who might have been murdered by some highly intelligent dolphins- didn’t have a roommate. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 6, 2020
This meme is incorrect. A “Hudson Handshake” is when a pickpocket steals your wallet on campus. #SettingTheRecordStraight pic.twitter.com/1XOCoVCeNt
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 6, 2020
It is not true that all of the recent viruses unleashed on the world originated in our top secret Tripley Lab- just most of them. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 6, 2020
Capone Hall is NOT named after Al Capone. It was named after Professor Martin Capone, who was later revealed to be a prolific serial killer. #SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 5, 2020
Hudson medical school grads do NOT commit malpractice at a higher rate than other universities. They commit more *murders*.#SettingTheRecordStraight
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 5, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 5, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 5, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 5, 2020
Happy Sunday! Since so many of you stayed home yesterday, post-Independence Day damage is at an all time low! #HudsonUPride
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 5, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 4, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 4, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 4, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 4, 2020
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— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 4, 2020
#HudsonHistory We had some issues with getting permission to use the land our campus currently sits on, but eventually we “won”! pic.twitter.com/jHgnRWbcsW
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 4, 2020
Happy U.S. Independence Day! Stay safe, keep your distance, wear a mask and join us as we share some Hudson University history! pic.twitter.com/nvqFp18sBz
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 4, 2020
Are there any unnamed objects around campus that you’d like to name after yourself? We’ll name anything after you if you donate enough money. Support Hudson by getting an irradiated rat or trash can named after you! #DonateToHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 3, 2020
Contrary to legend, the evil doctor who most likely killed the Black Dahlia did not attend Hudson Med- we think. #HudsonUMythBusting
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 3, 2020
The stories about Hudson’s founders being bloodthirsty pirates who murdered everyone who got in their way and hid vast amounts of gold in underground catacombs where it remains to this day are untrue. The gold was removed years ago and deposited at Chase Bank in a “trust fund”.
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 3, 2020
Are you smart enough to not get tricked by a group of clever monkeys? Apply for a job at Tripley Lab. We just had a bunch of lab technician positions open up today. #WorkAtHudson
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 3, 2020
#DidYouKnow that “donations” made to Hudson can get you out of community service and certain prison sentences if you get the “right” judge? #Wink
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 3, 2020
Are you willing to admit that you attended Hudson University? Join our Alumni Association! @HudsonUAlumni You get random discounts and we get your money! pic.twitter.com/quPQz4QMon
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 3, 2020
Happy Friday! Most other U.S. universities are taking the day off because tomorrow is U.S. Independence Day, but we’re here at work disinfecting things and removing the gold fringe from all of our flags. #HelpUs
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 3, 2020
“Avoid NYPD Detective Robert Goren. He’s a real nut job and a know-it-all who’ll exploit your one true weakness to get you to confess.” #HudsonGraduatesShareAdvice
— Hudson University (@OfficialHudsonU) July 2, 2020